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How do I tell my gf her pussy smells without telling her her

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How do I tell my gf her pussy smells without telling her her pussy smells?
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>>719886750
Ask her to have sexy showers with you.

Also your gf sounds disgusting
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yo bitch your snatch smelly af
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>>719886922
dubs of truth
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>>719886904
pretty much this and also that she probably knows it HAS a smell but doesnt know its gross to you.
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go down and kind of gag. you dont have to say anything and she will know what it is. neither will say anything
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>>719886750
Sexy showers or baths.

Or just tell her she smells. I do that to my wife and she goes and washes.
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She's also given birth, so I don't know if that is a factor or anything
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>>719886750
Dump her and become asexual.
Check em
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>>719886750
Tell her every part of her smells amazing, as you're kissing her from head to toe, except bypass her pussy. She'll wonder why and if she's not American, she'll get the hint.
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>>719886750
What does a pussy with a nose look like?
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>>719886750
Stick a couple fingers in her pussy then lift them to her lips and tell her to lick them and when she gets a toke of the stench maybe she will figure out whats going on and fix the issue.
She may also be wiping the wrong way wiping shit in her puss.
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Go down on her and try to kiss her. If she refuses that'll be a clear indicator that de vagina stinks.

Also tell her not to wash with soap. It causes the acidity level to go up in the vagina (or some shit like that) that's why it smells. There's some scrubs they sell specifically for her to wash her vagina. Try looking into that as a solution.
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>>719886750
Leave up a Google search of you looking up how to tell your girlfriend in a nice way that her snatch smells and then ask her to Google something for you and she opens your phone and sees that when she opens your Internet browser
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>>719886922
/thread
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Tell that dirty fucking hippie to go take a fucking shower, or why the fuck do you pay for water for her dumb ass
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>>719887515
this
finger her then make her suck your finger but make sure she gets a wiff first.

obviously do this nonchalantly
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>>719886750
Just tell her to wash her snatch with a little water and baking soda. Problem solved, and be honest, she wouldn't sucks your dick if it smelled.....
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>everyone whose pussy doesn't smell please step forward

Then just stop her when she tries to step forward
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>>719886750
Go down on her and puke on her.
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eat her out
say you smell something weird
puke on her
i think she'll get the message
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>>719887022
dubs of truth truth
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>>719888214

Fuck yes.
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>>719887095
No, it's diet and hygiene habits. Maybe cultural too.
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>>719886750
And the answer to this question my friend, is something that will continue to elude the male gender long after you and I are gone.
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Child birth is a factor. My ex used to not smell at all then she had the baby and now it smells off
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>>719886750
"Hey babe, I noticed you didn't have a few things while I was going through my own bathroom stuff, so I bought you a some stuff while I was getting my axe/old spice/whatever crap you scent yourself with
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>>719888293
this
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Refuse to eat out. She'll take a hint
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if you can't tell her that she smells then you shouldn't be in a relationship with her.... are you waiting for her to go fuck someone else and have HIM tell her?
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>>719886750
Wait a few days, for her vag to balance its ph. Wash your pecker before you peck her.
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>>719887836
This
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if she cares about you at all, she will want you to be honest… Just man up and tell her.
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>>719886750
fuck her for a bit and then pull out and try to get her to suck your dick, she'll be face to face with the same smell you have to deal with plus your dick will have probably scraped out some of the junk in her pussy making it extra rancid.
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>>719888599
Nah bro, it's the fucking revolving door vagina of a single mom kind of stench...
It's normal
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You are in trouble, op. Unfortunetaly, if your dick smelled bad, saying that to you would be some sort of act of empowering that all her friends would congrats her for doing, but if you tell her that her pussy smell it is because you're a heartless male opressor.
Good luck with your stinking slut.

Just tell her that she should wash her pussy and tell us the result, please.
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>>719886750
Put a peg on your nose when you have sex.
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>>719886750
Source on image?
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>>719886750
>Anonymous 01/22/17(Sun)19:13:16 No.7
the bad sell means shes genetical similar to you, nature wants you to reproduce with more different mates to create a bigger gene pool
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>>719889537
also dubs of truth
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>>719888135

Better yet, wipe your fingers off on her upper lip.
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>>719886750
Grow up and tell her it smells.
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Slip her some Flagyl for a few days and tell her not to have alcohol for some random reason lmao
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>>719886750
Good luck with that shit, mate. For some reason they cant smell when their pussies go bad unless it starts turning green. For some reason my gf never learned to wipe front to back and i have tried for YEARS to get her to sort it out but she just gets all offended and most times her puss has this undertone of shit.
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>>719889537
washing is not enough, same thing happen to me not my wife, just some x, cant take the smell, my dick cant take it too, lost my erection and i stop fucking her. i dont started to smell once my dick is so far inside her pussy.
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>>719890115
Good god the infections, after the 3rd tiem as her doctor I'd be asking how she wiped.
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>>719887836
Best one
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>>719886750
stock her one night.
pretend to rape.
be wearing mask obviously.
when you get to the pussy, be like this shit stinks. nvm, & runaway
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>>719890115
what doesn't she get infections??
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>>719886750
Wear a gasmask around her and tell her it smells like fish
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>>719886750
I didn't know how to tell her either, so one day, I started to go down on her, came back up, puked. Pretty sure she got the message.
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>>719890300
>>719890255
I changed my my mind..this is now best one
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>>719890300
dubs have chosen.
op is fag if he doesn't do this
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>>719886750
I just told my (then gf) that her snatch were a bit musky and maby she had some shit down there... She used a bit of products and it whent away.. now she is my wife and no sex for me.
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>>719890300
Holy fuck lmao
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>>719890768
I'm sorry mate
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tell her she should go vegan and wait a week until the smell is gone
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>>719890416
Sometimes it get a bit ripe but she doesnt get infections. Look she obviously doesnt smear shit into her vag, its just that the wrong kinds of bacteria ends up making its way across the distance between the holes. Still smells like puss, but carries this undertone of ass. Like when i would finger her after a while when that typical pussy smell fades away, what remains smells like ass.
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