Ancient swamp dragon has arrived, and he is pissed. Boss HP

>>719884770
Instakill

Ez

Singles checkem

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>>719884851
A critical failure. You stumble and fall on your face, again.

>>719884928
Checked, impressive.

wub

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>>719884770

>>719884770
Taste my FIST

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>>719885237
I will prevail

>>719884770
ZYOOOOM

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>>719884770
I raise my axe in attack to hit the first blow. Aiming for the neck of the truly awesome beast

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>>719884770
Time to die dragun

>>719885377
AGAIN. NYOOOOM

>>719884770
die, you fiend!

ATTACK

This nigga aint neva gonna die.

>>719885377
>>719885455
Current HP: 15,000

>>719885438
Damn, I missed. FIST IN THE ASS

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>>719884770
easy kill

>>719885377
>>719885455
>>719885488
Current HP: 14,000

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>>719885535
the peruvians will help us :D

>>719885531
kuh, not gonna stop. die you FIEND

Murder time

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>>719885597
damn..

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>>719884770

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>>719885555

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I attack with China.

>>719885555
Oh shit, it nearly dead

>>719885555
CRITICAL HIT
Current HP: 9,000

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Rolling to heal ancient swamp dragon for that sweet swamp dragon dick.

>>719885619
fuck. This time!

>>719885555
Checked

>>719885677
>>719885688
Current HP: 7,000

>>719884770
Dead.

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>>719885648
not even meme magic can scratch it?

Why is he angry?

I'll kill it with my dick

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>>719885382
The dragon dodges my attack, but this just makes me more angry. I raise my shield an with the force of a god slam the shield on his snout

I summon KEK

>>719885764
roll

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>>719885555

Make that 11,000

Or not.

*casts Curaga*

LEAVE MY BOYFRIEND ALONE!

INSTA GIB M8

>>719885777
kek

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>>719885777

>>719884770
rolling

>>719885777
YESS, KEK ANSWERED MY CALL

>>719885700
Your healing spell works! The swamp dragon is revitalised for 1,000HP!

Current HP: 8,000

rolling for dragon dick

>>719885777
Kek slays the dragon in one hit.

All praise kek

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>>719885777

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>>719885777

>>719884770
Quads get

>>719885777
Oh shit RIP dragon

>>719884770
1 shot

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>>719885777
>777

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Fuck you dragon!

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>>719885777

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>>719885777
What's this?

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>>719885777

>>719885795

dfw no holodecks to simulate these two fighting one another.

>>719884770
dead

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>>719885770
I miss the blow but i knowni have one last chance before this monstrocity ends my life. Grasping my axes shaft i go for the soft neck if the dragon in hopes tonend its miserable life

I throw a rock at it before courageously throwing off a crude hand gesture.

>>719885700
Tavern whore.

>>719886036
>>719885770
>>719885382


lol fucking loser nerd

I piss at the dragon

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I summon Wojak

>>719886133
The power of wojak landed an attack

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrCUEjSzLAk

Hit em with the Quan!

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>>719886133
>>719885777
>Secret double meme attack

>>719886092
Why'd you hit Enter so many times?

>>719885555
dayuuuuum!!!!
does this count as a hit?

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Get 'em Sunohara!

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Go insane doggo go

>>719885777
easy fight lol

HP 6000
Keep hitting it boys!

I throw a vial of Numidian Sodomite Virus at it.

>>719886173
On what, Kek already took it out sharp one. Wojak is worthless

>>719886399
>>719886400
HP 4000

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>>719886414
are you retarded?

>>719886467
Yes

Someone make another thread with higher HP and stronger boss please

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I'm gonna need the 20mm for this one

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>>719885777
W E W L A D
E W E A D L
W E W D L A
L A D W E W
A D L E W E
D L A W E W

>>719886494
>>777 insta-kill boss.
OP's a fag. Dragons dead. PRAISE KEK.

>>719886467
No

>>719886467
maybe