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Ancient swamp dragon has arrived, and he is pissed. Boss HP

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Ancient swamp dragon has arrived, and he is pissed.

Boss HP : 17.000

>Singles do nothing.
>Dubs do 1000 damage.
>Trips do 3000.
>Quads do 5000.
>Quints do 10.000.
>777 insta-kill boss.

Good luck.
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>>719884770
Instakill
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Ez
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Singles checkem
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>>719884851
A critical failure. You stumble and fall on your face, again.

>>719884928
Checked, impressive.
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wub
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>>719884770
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>>719884770
Taste my FIST
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>>719885237
I will prevail
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>>719884770
ZYOOOOM
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>>719884770
I raise my axe in attack to hit the first blow. Aiming for the neck of the truly awesome beast
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>>719884770
Time to die dragun
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>>719885377
AGAIN. NYOOOOM
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>>719884770
die, you fiend!
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ATTACK
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This nigga aint neva gonna die.
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>>719885377
>>719885455
Current HP: 15,000
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>>719885438
Damn, I missed. FIST IN THE ASS
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>>719884770
easy kill
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>>719885377
>>719885455
>>719885488
Current HP: 14,000
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>>719885535
the peruvians will help us :D
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>>719885531
kuh, not gonna stop. die you FIEND
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Murder time
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>>719885597
damn..
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>>719884770
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>>719885555
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I attack with China.
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>>719885555
Oh shit, it nearly dead
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>>719885555
CRITICAL HIT
Current HP: 9,000
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Rolling to heal ancient swamp dragon for that sweet swamp dragon dick.
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>>719885619
fuck. This time!
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>>719885555
Checked
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>>719885677
>>719885688
Current HP: 7,000
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>>719884770
Dead.
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>>719885648
not even meme magic can scratch it?
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Why is he angry?
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I'll kill it with my dick
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>>719885382
The dragon dodges my attack, but this just makes me more angry. I raise my shield an with the force of a god slam the shield on his snout
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I summon KEK
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>>719885764
roll
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>>719885555

Make that 11,000

Or not.

*casts Curaga*

LEAVE MY BOYFRIEND ALONE!
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INSTA GIB M8
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>>719885777
kek
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>>719885777
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>>719884770
rolling
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>>719885777
YESS, KEK ANSWERED MY CALL
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>>719885700
Your healing spell works! The swamp dragon is revitalised for 1,000HP!

Current HP: 8,000
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rolling for dragon dick
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>>719885777
Kek slays the dragon in one hit.

All praise kek
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>>719885777
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>>719884770
Quads get
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>>719885777
Oh shit RIP dragon
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>>719884770
1 shot
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>>719885777
>777
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Fuck you dragon!
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>>719885777
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>>719885777
What's this?
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>>719885777
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>>719885795

dfw no holodecks to simulate these two fighting one another.
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>>719884770
dead
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>>719885770
I miss the blow but i knowni have one last chance before this monstrocity ends my life. Grasping my axes shaft i go for the soft neck if the dragon in hopes tonend its miserable life
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I throw a rock at it before courageously throwing off a crude hand gesture.

>>719885700
Tavern whore.
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>>719886036
>>719885770
>>719885382


lol fucking loser nerd
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I piss at the dragon
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I summon Wojak
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>>719886133
The power of wojak landed an attack
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrCUEjSzLAk

Hit em with the Quan!
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>>719886133
>>719885777
>Secret double meme attack
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>>719886092
Why'd you hit Enter so many times?
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>>719885555
dayuuuuum!!!!
does this count as a hit?
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Get 'em Sunohara!
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Go insane doggo go
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>>719885777
easy fight lol
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HP 6000
Keep hitting it boys!
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I throw a vial of Numidian Sodomite Virus at it.
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>>719886173
On what, Kek already took it out sharp one. Wojak is worthless
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>>719886399
>>719886400
HP 4000
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>>719886414
are you retarded?
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>>719886467
Yes
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Someone make another thread with higher HP and stronger boss please
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I'm gonna need the 20mm for this one
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>>719885777
W E W L A D
E W E A D L
W E W D L A
L A D W E W
A D L E W E
D L A W E W
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>>719886494
>>777 insta-kill boss.
OP's a fag. Dragons dead. PRAISE KEK.
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>>719886467
No
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>>719886467
maybe
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