wy suck a dick for $1000 >no STI >no one will know

>>719863755
That's a nice looking dick. I'd suck it.

>>719863755
Probably

I make more then that in a week so no I wouldnt.

>>719863755
no

>>719864459
fair enough

>>719864459
how can I too make 1000 from my mothers basement a week, anon??

>>719864459
but do you make that in about 15 minutes?

>>719863755
Yes, no blacks though.

>>719863755
i'd do it for free :)

Dude id prolly do it for free if the guy wasn't gay about it

>>719864557
learn to program then be a free lancer

>>719863755
Probably not

>>719864614
I dont need 1000 in the next 15 minutes, if I did it would take less for me to drive to the bank

>>719863755
Have to swallow the cum?

>>719863755
If it was $10 000 cash then yes.

>>719864970
optional, but let's say you get $2000 if you swallow

>>719865100
Hmmm. I could really use the money right now. I guess I'd try to swallow for the extra $2000. Is it a one time thing?

>>719865240
unfortunately

>>719865240
I think this is hypothetically speaking scenario

>>719863755
I'm no gay or anything but as long as I get 1000 bucks and nobody will know, I don't really see a problem

>>719865419
sucking dick for money not only makes you gay but a prostitute as well

>>719864459
>>719864614
I don't make quite as much, do still extra 1000 and you even get to suck a dick. It's a win-win

>>719863755
>wy suck a dick for $1000

yes, I would pay $1000 to do that

I'd do it for less so ofc I would.

>>719865533
Also easy 2 grand yes please

>>719865240
I might do it somewhere public for a little more.

>>719865406
Too bad.

>>719865100
I would do it for free, just seems like manners if you're already down there. Hate it in porn when the girl doesn't swallow.

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and how much for a black dick?

>>719865484
If I could get $1000 per dick, I'd be sucking real fast

>>719865693
None, I'd suck dick for cash but blacks are a no go.

>>719863755
alot of bro's here just seem to love sucking dick, they would do it for free, I am betting that you could find a dude who would let you suck his dick for free.

If I were guaranteed $1000 and no STI then I would be making $30,000 a day.

>>719865556
>>719865693
Maybe 50% more

>>719865693
Twenty tons gold bullion.

>>719863755
Of fucking course. And I think nearly any straight poorfag would... assuming no one has to know.

Honestly, it sounds considerably less degrading than getting worked like a rented mule and bitched at by bureaucrats for 40-50 hours for 500 bucks a week.

But realistically, that's not the going rate for dick sucking unless you look like one of those Abercrombie and Fitch boys and do high priced escorting to wealthy gay guys.

The going rate to have some ugly guy suck your dick is free... you know they have craigslist these days. Maybe like 20 bucks at best. But you pay me a grand and I'd be willing to polish any pole.

There's a formula to this I think. If you make 1000 in 2 weeks or more, it's totally worth 10 minutes of intense degradation rather than 80 hours of it at a day job.

>>719866076
He was only talking about one and here you are trying to make a living off it. Fucking slut.

>>719866167
>sucking dick is less degrading than having a job
No one needs to know where you work either and no one said how long it would take for the guy to cum either.

>>719866167
not unless you like your day job... or if you like sucking dick

I'd kill myself for a thousand. What makes you think I wouldn't put a dick in my mouth?

>>719866167
>Of fucking course. And I think nearly any straight poorfag would... assuming no one has to know.
That's less than a weeks work, I'd rather put in 2/3 of a week OT than live with having had a dick in my mouth anon.

>>719866268
If I could really actually make a living off it I would.

>>719863755
no, but only because i don't have $1000.

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>>719866294
>live with having had a dick in my mouth

So your straightness is so fragile that putting a dick in you mouth is something that you'd have to 'live with'? I mean, yeah, you wouldn't like it, but you wouldn't be able to just go "well, that was awful, moving on"? Kind of like if somebody dared you to eat something really gross for cash.

>>719865693

I'd pay $1000 to suck that. $2000 if I could tongue-fuck that glorious man-ass.

>>719863755
have 50k in my bank account without having to suck any dicks...think i'll pass thanks

>>719863755
Yes
Stupid question

>>719866856
We're not talking about sucking dick or dying, if someone doesn't want to suck dick they don't want to suck dick. I would suck dick but not eat cooked dog for 1000 doesn't really speak to anything but personal taste.

>>719863755
We could talk about a handjob, but a blowjob... nah at least 2.5k.

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>>719863755

>>719867022
don't go to asia then, you'll end up paying to unknowingly eat cooked dog

For $1000 I'd suck you for 5 minutes.
For $3000 I'd let your dad cum in my mouth.
For $5000 I'd fuck your cat.

>>719865693
>>719866572
Would he be wanting to do it extra hard and be talking the white boi stuff while it happened?

>>719867022
That's what I was saying. It's one thing to not want to suck a dick, but I don't understand why he'd have to "live with" having sucked a dick once, as if he had hit somebody with his car or something.

>>719865699
This.

You're talking an easy $5k for 1/2 a nights work, even if you only work weekends and take a few off every now and then you're making $500k/yr

I, for one, would absolutely suck cocks that look like the one in OP happily for a quite a few years if we were talking that much money

>>719867939
Well that's kind of why you don't do things you would find unpleasant, I would prefer to live my life without having eaten dog and he would prefer to live his life not having sacked dick.

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me and my mate suck eachother off all the time, why not another

100% straight guy but I'd happily do if for free, I've been fantasizing about sucking cock since I was a kid.

I wish I knew how to find someone to do this for.

too much, id pay 500 at most to suck a dick

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as long as it came in my mouth

i'm straight, but every once in a while I suck cock. men are disgusting. cocks are fun.

but vagina is much, much more fun.

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>>719870212
>straight
>every once in a while I suck cock

how the fuck is that straight?

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>>719865693
would gladly watch my gf suck it

>>719870290
i'm straight. I'm not attracted to guys. they're fucking nasty. not bi, not gay.

sure, feel free to label me -- that's fine with me. I know who/what I am.

>>719870399
would she let me fuck her asshole?

>>719870463
probably! only if i can watch

>>719870432
>I'm not attracted to guys. they're fucking nasty.
uhhh
>I just like to put their dick in my mouth and taste their cum.
>they're fucking nasty

Pick one. Oh wait, you can't because you're bi.

>>719863755
>/b/ hates fags.
>/b/ would suck a dick whenever possible.
I would too, though.

>>719864748
what languages?

>>719863755
yes. How often can I do it?

>>719870614
not bi. and I not only taste semen, I savor it and swallow.

let it coat my throat.

>>719870689
wingdings and mexican

I suck dicks for free so I would definitly do it for $1000

>>719865100
score. bonus money.

Do I have to finish it?

>>719863755
Would do it for free

>>719870706
If you are fine with a dick in your mouth, you better learn how to be fine being bisexual, 'cause people are gonna use that term a whole heck of a lot with you. Some girls only like other girls boobs and think the rest of the chick isn't their style. Still bi though. If you think guys are gross, the last thing you'd do is put their goddamn dick in your mouth.

I wish more women loved to suck cock and swallow cum.

Sure, a lot do. But a lot don't.