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I'm 26 years old, I'm a kissless virgin and, as usual,

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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I'm 26 years old, I'm a kissless virgin and, as usual, I have nothing to do besides getting drunk.
So I'm making this thread. Ask me anything.
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Have you ever had sex?
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U ever like, chat up a girl? Make small talk, ask what that mouth do Megan?

I'm the shit in East Atlanta, I'd you're ever around ask about me
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>>719864251
Second this
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>>719863670
do you still have potential for love or do cyborgs take it all away from you?
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What do you look like?
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>>719864251
needs answered asap
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>>719864251
>>719864308
>>719864411

No

>>719864279
Yes, I chat with girls, and usually I have pretty good conversations, too. But I can't do more than that.

>>719864322
I don't know. I'm a cyborg myself, but it feels just too surreal to me. I fantasize sometimes, but I don't know what to feel.
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>>719864387
Nothing good. I'm not deformed, so I'm probably not a 1/10, but there is nothing even remotely attractive about me. I'm probably a 3/10.
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>>719864492
fuck you cyborg. i hate cyborgs. evidently i am a racist because i am a human who hates cyborgs.
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>>719863670
To have to post a picture of yourself so we can help you
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>>719864543
Well I think you'll find that's just your opinion, as a (assuming) heterosexual male you won't see anything attractive in your own face but maybe the lady's might have a better opinion.
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>>719864699
Dubs has spoken
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Are you ugly?
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You're already halfway there. If you need further assistance, consult Gucci Mane. https://g.co/kgs/jjpq3o

"first you get her name, then you get her number, then you get some brain in the front seat of the Hummer "
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Do you work for Comet Ping-Pong?
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>>719863670
By posting a picture we can either help your confidence or destroy what little you may have. Its a flip of a coin
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>>719864699
Meh, I have posted pictures on me on /b/ in the past. If anything I'm probably not a monster, like I said, because my pics just went by unnoticed...
>>719864721
Well, so far the ladies haven't had a better opinion, clearly.
>>719864802
See >>719864543
>>719864888
No. Checked.
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>>719863670
Why are you being a dwelling self pitty fag instead of trying
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>never goes out

>wonders why he never meets people

Thanks for cleaning up the gene pool.
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>>719863670
Why haven't you posted a pic yet fag
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Start being a man, get over your hesitation/insecuritys and post pic.
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>>719865040
This is true, also post pic
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>>719865040
What the fuck does that even mean. I even go out but I just don't meet people, I don't know how.
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>>719865269
Shit with convo?
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Fags
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>>719865335
Not really, I'm almost decent with convo. I just never learned how to start a conversation. People are by themselves, and so am I. Never found a way around that, so I never learned how to make friends. The friends I have (had) all started the interaction, I never did.
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>>719865423
For what it's worth, that is not me. I tried taking a picture but apparently I'm too drunk at the moment. It didn't work out.
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>>719865423
Op is this you? If so there is clearly no problem with your appearance, you are an attractive man. You must be boring or so socially retarded you are your own cockblock
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>>719865441
When you're an adult you don't have time for friends anyways, if you work
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>>719865441
Well you seem narcissistic or self obsessed, you probably think people will be engaged by the boring dribble you think makes you interesting. Try being interested in other people and try not to talk about yourself to much
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>>719865645
How many hours a week do you work? If telling yourself that helps ease the pain of not having friends you keep telling yourself that
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>>719865865
Holy shit, you tried being an armchair psychologist and you didn't get even a single thing right. My problem is pretty much the opposite: I never talk. I'm always on my own. I don't connect with anyone.
Top fucking kek.
I even get why you would say that, it is true for a lot of autists here on 4chan, but it's not my case.
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>>719863670
kys thanks
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>>719865958
Im not Op and I don't work but I have a few friends but I don't go out much casus I cant afford to since I don't work. When I did work I didn't have time and my time off was spent relaxing getting ready for work.
I was telling op since he doesn't have friends
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>>719865958
That was not me. I don't work at the moment, but I'm trying to do something about it.
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>>719866006
You sound pretty confident in your small talk and your ability to convers yet the fact you post on /b/ that no one connects with you means odds are you don't want to except how socially retarded you are. I bet you even a superiority complex telling yourself you are more mature even know the evidence supports my socially retarded theory remains strong.
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>>719866161
I work between 40-50 hours most weeks never gets in the way of my social life.
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>>719863670
why are you hung up about "being a virgin sucks" mentality?

Get out and have fun. There is more joy than putting your dick in someone's hole.
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I'm almost 25 and also kissless hugless lol. Strangely I'm actually not bad looking, in good shape. I'm just a NEET with not even one friend so I just rot away alone in my room 24/7.
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>>719866314
I would never deny the fact that I'm socially retarded, I know I am, it's no secret. It's the whole narcissism/superiority complex thing that is completely wrong.
I AM a social retard, but not for that reason.
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>>719866195
Indeed . com

We found your problem, your unemployed. It all starts with getting a career
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>>719866496
>It all starts with getting a career
>It all starts
Not so sure about that, but of course it's something I have to do. I don't enjoy being a NEET at all, so I'm trying my best to escape this hell. So far so good, but it's gonna take a little more time.
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>>719866402
Your social life is spent browsing b. Why are you not with friends now?
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>>719866455
Then why haven't you bettered yourself and gotten your shit together. I think you don't see the problem in your character.
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>>719866440
I second this.
Sex will make you crazy man. It will ruin masturbation forever and masturbation is better than sex before you have sex.
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>>719866701
It's 10pm here and everyone has work tomorrow. /b/ is more entertaining than TV
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>>719866846
I've never heard this theory but super true
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>>719866823
>bettered yourself and gotten your shit together.
Because I don't even know what that means.
>get your shit together
What does that mean (in my case). What am I supposed to do?
>>719866846
I'm not actually obsessed about the fact I'm a virgin or I would have payed a whore, or something. I just think it underscores how much of a failure I am when it comes to social skills.
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>>719863670
Being a virgin can be a good thing. Find a virgin woman and marry that bitch. You'll have to go to a elementary school though to find her.
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>>719866444
Get a gym membership at a busy gym and go there every day for two months, make it a commitment...its winter so its going to be crowded often and you cant do much during the winter anyway...just do simple stuff like treadmill and work your way up later as you see things...get out in the real world and live life, the women will flow to you
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>>719863670
The only thing I regret about not being a virgin is that I didn't lose my virginity to a decent woman. I lost mine to a whore that I never met before.
If I could go back and do things different I would probably find a good woman and be in a relationship with her and not be a total dick to all women
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>>719866991
Focus on where you may be going wrong and work on changing that aspect of your personality.
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24yo virgin here. Tried to lose it with a 9/10 escort last year but I was too nervous I couldn't get an erection so I just ate her out like a faggot and left half way through the session even though I paid for double time. Shit was depressing and humiliating. Still a virgin.
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>>719866991
>What does that mean (in my case). What am I supposed to do?

- Do you have any hobbies that you want to learn?
- Do you like volunteering and helping a community or a non-profit org?
- How about improving yourself?

Those kinds of things
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>>719867122
Yeah this is a sound start
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>>719863670
Don't become a man whore because you'll end up just as miserable.
It'll make you see all women as worthless sex objects because in order to be a man whore you have to sleep with whores and when you get enough of em you'll feel every woman is the same
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>>719867122
>get out in the real world and live life, the women will flow to you
This is just not fucking true, and I'm not even complaining. It's just not how it works.
>>719867235
The only thing that comes to my mind is that I always feel a little bit uncomfortable around others. It's not actual social anxiety, but it just doesn't feel natural. I don't know how to explain better. I don't know what to do to fix this. Everything else is not a big problem, and itis a direct consequence of the fact that I never feel part of anything, and I never fit anywhere.
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>>719863670
Are you a man or woman Op? Are you straight or gay
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>>719867307
just an anon here. I started running. It feels like a fucking chore to do. Once I get out and run around more than 4km, feels good man.
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>>719867122
I went once all the girls have earphones in and I doubt they are there to speak to guys looking all sweaty and shit. Isn't that kind of desperate approaching women at a gym?
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>>719867298
Volunteering at community or organisation events might be a good start odds are they will be full of people with a similar mind set and relatable social awkwardness.
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Have you played a game by virgin.

https://youtu.be/gZPQzQZP76g
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>>719867419
Yeah I've been doing in for years really boosted my confidence, it's a really good place to start for this kinda thing
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>>719867298
>Do you have any hobbies that you want to learn?
Yes, I'm already good at what I do.
- Do you like volunteering and helping a community or a non-profit org?
Never crosed my mind, honestly.
- How about improving yourself?
You mean going to the gym n' shiet? I actually work out by myself, I read "Convict Conditioning". I'm getting decent results.
>>719867414
I'm a straight man .
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>>719867447
No, they are there waiting to be approached and fucked by a big stud. That's the only reason they go
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>>719867522
try this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCY3XM125sQ
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>>719867390
You're insecure as fuck.so am I and I cant be around a bunch of smart adults cause i feel out of place and dumb as fuck
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>>719867447
i didnt say pickup women at the gym, just start socializing with others...people casually talk to each other all the time..."hey man, I don't mean to bother you but I'm new at the gym, starting the new year and such and I was wondering if you can show me how to use this machine properly...I dont want to look completely stupid...lol" ....easy peasy and no one will make fun of you, trust me on that and youll tone your body up as well
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>>719867495
Yet OP can build a portfolio out of it. Might increase his chance of landing a job.
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>>719867900
Oh we are on the job thing, um yeah not to mention the obvious work mate confidence building ect
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>>719867390
That's odd. Introverts are REALLY good on striking a one-on-one conversation, I'm not kidding, still they ran out batteries really quick.

t. loner
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>>719868081
In fact I am. That's what I was talking about in post >>719864492
>usually I have pretty good conversations

But I rarely get to have such a conversation. I spend most of my time alone, maybe practicing guitar, or shitposting on /b/, or drinking...
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>>719865423
I would totally ride you. Your good looking as fuck.
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>>719868384
Gay as aids faggot
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>>719868217
>time alone, maybe practicing guitar, or shitposting on /b/, or drinking
that's my /b/ro. Consider traveling somewhere? Explore or have an adventure or hike on the mountains?
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>>719863670

Are you desperate enough to have sex with anyone?
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>>719868643
No, not yet and probably not ever.
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>>719868531
Yeah you can make friends with a mountain goat, fucking fantastic idea
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>>719868531
There's not much to explore near where I live, and I can't really travel at the moment...
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>>719863670
Why don't you step out of your comfort zone and fix yourself up a little? A little hygiene, new clothes, shower, comb your hair. You don't have to be perfect, you just have to look like you're trying.
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>>719869547
I am not filthy. I dress decently, I shower, I don't really comb my hair because I'm balding so I have to cut my hair very short. I'm sure I can do better, but I'm not disgusting either.
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>>719863670
test
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