Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Just here watching the gay
Thank you for fixing my retarded mistake.
>Not joining in with Chara
Yes, that's what I said
Hopefully no one in here actually takes waifus seriously, because that's is top tier cancer.
Trust me, we're absolutely doing that kinda thing~
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I claim hentai trap horse as my waifu
Good taste anon
I claim terrified black boi as my waifu
I claim confused old man as my waifu.
I claim yee as my waifu.
Good taste also.
They don't deserve it, kys.
I claim Arin Hanson's Chins as my waifu.
I claim all dirt on Earth as my waifu. Which includes all anime waifus, all further claims are invalid.
Yeah I think I'm better than some numbers. >>719865380
It's b everyone will agree with the kys thing
Ahh, Nigger Jack, good taste.
Don't get sarcastic with me, nigger.
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You sir have fine taste, however Danny Sexbang's chin is obviously hotter u.u
I claim Luigi as my waifu.
Thank you. However, Daniel will never come close to matching up with the power of Arin's chins, they'd swallow Dan whole.
You're correct! But what if Danny decided to do pots once again? I remind you that he fought and won against a crocodile, Arin's chin poses no threat to him while under the effect of drugs.
I claim Batman's PTSD from his parents dying as my waifu.
i should be asleep but i'm up watching h3h3.
Beat you to the punch anon, claimed.
Satans spoon has arrived
Do like I did! Except I assume you do that regularly
You can have your spoon waifu, anon. 99% of all waifus are mine anyways.
Boy you sure got me
Do like you did which is what??? i'm confused. You mean staying up way too late?
Wha? These aren't mine.
It can't be! How did you manage to find that ancient relic?!
No, I went to sleep at like 21:00. I thought I did that 6 hours ago
Flan where are you!!!!!!!!!!
Gah, timezones make all this very confusing. It's 23:00 here. Did you end up taking a nap or still very tired?
Me and Weed Pussy used to smoke after class in preschool.
I claim undertale is overrated as my waifu.
I claim Horrible Depressing Morning as my waifu.
Too many waifus will ruin your laifu u.u
Ah, it's the weekend there though, isn't it? I imagine you don't have too much to do, so sleeping all day is totally fine.
Because we're functional people of society that know how to communicate with each other
Well, it's 10:00 now, and the counterstrike major starts today. So I need to be our odd bed and set up for that in an hour
>tfw people think my favorite team is going to win
I have to agree with this anon, I'm not very functional
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This isn't a feels thread
Ah, that's a thing you're into? I don't really keep track of all that. Never got into GO. What do you mean by set up for it?
You appear to be functional online™
I watch it, I don't really play it that much, because I'm really bad at it. And by setting up, I like to watch the majors on a bigger screen, so I hook up my laptop to a TV and easy breakfast while watching, etc
I'm not sure that being functional online translates to being functional in reality. And I'm only barely functional online
What happens if you don't claim?
What about other similar games? TF2 is not that good either, maybe Overwatch is a bit more?
Well hope you enjoy. Never got into the competitive scene but I do like to watch videos of games and stuff.
Eh, being functional IRL is the same as online I've found. Just less forgiving.
Garry's Mod is the best competitive shooter out today
I claim obese man who doesn't care about making games anymore as my waifu.
If I don't claim, I would be lame.
In terms in Valve I my favorite is L4D. TF2 and CS is okay, just not really for me, and I've never played overwatch.
I'm hoping it'll be good. Provided the "NA" crowd doesn't ruin it.
I find not being able to see our hear the person makes it easier, I'm a nervous person and conversation makes me spaghetti pretty hard
I fucked up my English a little there.
It's too late to be memeing weebs on here.
I claim two /b/ users role playing on a waifu thread as my waifu.
I claim Jonathon Tronathon holding up a piece of paper saying 10 on it as my waifu.
Is the NA crowd usually shite? Also, are you not American? I guess, I grew up constantly yelling at people in source and gmod over mic and that made me decent at maintaining conversations I guess
It always disgusts me knowing that someone had to actually draw this.
Realistic though? and thanks.
Remember to kill yourselves.
But you're insulting your waifu by calling her obese...
What about Dark Souls' crossbow fights as best shooter?
I can give you that, you are right, i just wasted wayyyy to much time on it.
NA crowds are a lot more excitable than the EU crowds. Lots more yelling involved
And I'm in Canada actually, close to being US
Yelling at people on mics just made me uncomfortable
I guess he didn't want to lie to his obese waifu.
Perfect Dark best actual competitive shooter
Ah, I guess I can see why you'd prefer a calmer crowd then. Canadians are cool, except for their bagged milk and beans on toast. Huh, to each their own. That was always how I got along as a kid, just being able to talk to people into games just like me, since school was filled with losers who hated vibeo games. Some people just like being quiet i suppose.
I don't get bagged milk, we get them in jugs like everyone else
>though we do have bags of milk
Beans on toast? I've never tried that before, but it sounds pretty good.
School for me was just filled with people who hated me, so I didn't really get along with anyone there until high school, and by that point people were getting in to video games
>sounds pretty good
Canadians are the worst! Eat actual food! I have a few canadian friends and they all love that beans on toast stuff; it sounds awful.
Eh, I only have one person I kept in contact with from jrHigh and highschool that I liked, good friend, everyone else was a drug addict and shitbag.
cause if it ain't a bunhead, it ain't cute
What's so bad about putting beans on toast? It would add some extra flavour to the toast, wouldn't it?
There's only a few peple from school I still talk to. But that's mostly because we play games together now and again. Everyone else I just didn't really like that much, and some I didn't deserve to like or talk to
I thought i was the only one that played to that game!
You're right, bunhead is best girl!
I like some beans, but I can't imagine they'd taste good with toast. The flavours would just be too off to me. Also "I didn't deserve to like or talk to" sounds really dumb. That's never a thing.
Perfect dark was pretty great in the old days. Played the hell out of that and Sven Coop
Maple beans are pretty tasty with toast on the side, I don't imagine it would be too different when put on top of toast
There's a rather involved story to that statement, but I don't really want to get into it
Perhaps, give it a try and let me know of course! That's fine, I probably thought the same thing when I was younger.
I don't really eat beans that often. I do have some rye bread though, so maybe I"ll give it a try
Not having facebook or any other social media kind of helps too though
Going to go take a shower quickly, sadly I'll miss the beginnings of the major because of this
I really really really like this bait image which is now my waifu
One claim per anon. You can't claim multiple Waifus
>1 bag of potatoes = 1 potato
Well that is illegal, she is my Waifu. Read the rules:
>no stealing unless trips or more
>You don't claim your waifu. Your waifu claims you.
Reminder that if you love another anon you are committing heresy because you don't love your waifu if you love another anon.
Who the hell would pick Mavis-anon, of all people?
Afternoon, more accurately.
Sometimes seasonal waifu's stick, people said the same about mine once.
Ran would be an OG waifu, considering she's older than 4chan
Fair haha, guess I should read more.
Nobody wants to be raped when they are sleepy...
Do you find small chest as disgusting as I find big one?
2hu girls are great
I like a happy medium it all has to be proportionate.
Yeah, well...that's just, like, your opinion man
I'm committed to all of my waifus