Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>719853973
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>ITT
Claim
Just here watching the gay
>>719862860
Thanks for contributing to the gay
>>719862824
Your*
Claiming Takanashi Hikari.
>>719862959
No, anon. Clearly he meant you are waifu. You're his waifu now, nice job falling for it.
>>719862753
Thank you for fixing my retarded mistake.
>>719863025
You're*
claimed
>>719862860
>Not joining in with Chara
Faggot.
>>719863102
Yes, that's what I said
Hopefully no one in here actually takes waifus seriously, because that's is top tier cancer.
>>719863183
Trust me, we're absolutely doing that kinda thing~
In private!
>>719863261
Fag
>>719863198
Your gay xd
>>719863517
Nigger, your moms gay faggoid
"Welcome Home, ashen one. Speak thine heart's desire."
I claim hentai trap horse as my waifu
>>719863563
XDDDDDDQQ
>>719863667
Bloodbern is shit
>>719863709
Your makin me ecks dee irl tbh family member
>>719863667
Good taste anon
>>719863667
My desire is the plain doll
>>719863667
I desire to give you my seed and crown you as lady of hollows to my lord. In that you may sire a legitimate heir to the line of londor.
>>719863858
No thanks
I claim terrified black boi as my waifu
>>719864111
Praise Allah.
I claim the average 4chan user as my waifu.
I claim confused old man as my waifu.
>>719863796
I claim yee as my waifu.
Claimed
I claim I claim I claim confused old man as my waifu as my waifu as my waifu
>>719863796
I claim Tomoko as my waifu.
>>719862753
Waifu Claimed
>>719864345
Do not steal, nigger.
>>719864342
Good taste, anon.
>>719864111
Trips dont lie
This man owns terrified black boys across the world.
Prepare for civil war.
>>719864282
Nice >>719864359
You and many others
Tbh id fuck tomoko but i wouldn't speak to her ever again after the fact
bunhead best waifu
>>719864380
Good taste also.
>>719864423
Thanks anon.
>>719864425
They don't deserve it, kys.
>>719864431
kys
I claim Arin Hanson's Chins as my waifu.
>>719864400
I honor your double dubs
I claim 1960s Spiderman as my waifu.
>>719864500
Ok then
>>719864623
I thought I told you your phone screenshots were gay last thread, anon.
donut stel waifu oc ples!!!!!!!!!!!
xdDxDdDdd
I claim all dirt on Earth as my waifu. Which includes all anime waifus, all further claims are invalid.
>>719864687
So?
>>719864718
How do the quill rings stay in place?
>>719864759
That makes no sense
>>719864855
earng not gurly fuk u
>>719864921
I never said they were.
>>719864872
I think that if you use your brain, you might find out that it's a joke about all waifus being shitty like dirt, nigger.
>>719864846
So you should an hero live stream please
I claim Squidward Testicles as my waifu.
>>719864999
I'll pass on that
>>719865107
Not even for the trips?
High standards, anon.
Sure is AAAAAA in here
>>719863183
>faggot
No u
>>719864999
I apologize for my behavior.
>>719864999
checked
Do the stream for the trips.
I claim group of niggers as my waifu.
>>719865107
See, anon? We all agree you should kill yourself.
>>719864282
Holy shit, are you back again?
>>719865239
God damn im not gay or a furry but id fuck that stupid gay faggot
claimed
>>719865157
Yeah I think I'm better than some numbers. >>719865380
It's b everyone will agree with the kys thing
What's up /b/ro's?
>>719865412
That actually means you ARE gay and a furry, anon.
>>719865453
Ask people in real life, they'll agree with us, anon.
>>719865107
Claimed.
Also kys funi mem!!!!!!!!!!
>>719865507
YOU GOT THE JOKE WELL DONE
>>719865491
>>719865525
Ahh, Nigger Jack, good taste.
>>719865564
Don't get sarcastic with me, nigger.
This thread went from meme to gay in a heartbeat.
>>719865702
Who be leaking makoto's pics lmao?
>>719865722
nice skrrt skrrt skurrt
>>719865702
You mean like every fucking threads.
Because those insecure attention whores faggot need to feel special.
>>719865702
Didnt it start gay anyways
ugly femboys tbh i must say family member lit on fire harambe le epic troll face 2017 me gusta forever alone
>>719865927
Words of a true artist
Claiming people looking up in business suits waifu
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>>719866111
I claim my trip dubs pacer test copy pasta as my #1 waifu.
>>719865927
2027 was 10 years ago omg
I claim jazz as my waifu
>>719866199
Harambe is sooo last century.
I claim stoned doggo as my waifu.
>>719864500
You sir have fine taste, however Danny Sexbang's chin is obviously hotter u.u
I claim Luigi as my waifu.
>>719866379
Thank you. However, Daniel will never come close to matching up with the power of Arin's chins, they'd swallow Dan whole.
I claim Disgusted Rocko as my waifu.
I claim the original Double Nigger as my waifu.
I claim brain cancer as my waifu
>>719866434
You're correct! But what if Danny decided to do pots once again? I remind you that he fought and won against a crocodile, Arin's chin poses no threat to him while under the effect of drugs.
I claim Weed Pussy as my waifu.
I claim a spoon that is too big
>>719864436
Did you go to bed yet?
>>719866604
I have weed pussy on my side.
>>719866634
Someone will steal your precious spoon waifu if you don't have a pic, anon.
I claim Batman's PTSD from his parents dying as my waifu.
>>719866640
i should be asleep but i'm up watching h3h3.
>>719866684
Beat you to the punch anon, claimed.
Satans spoon has arrived
>>719866784
Wow, weeaboo, great moves, keep it up, an hero.
Poorfag claimed
>>719866784
Do like I did! Except I assume you do that regularly
>>719866815
You can have your spoon waifu, anon. 99% of all waifus are mine anyways.
>>719866914
You are not Skeletor
>>719866850
Boy you sure got me
>>719866879
Do like you did which is what??? i'm confused. You mean staying up way too late?
Claiming Belgian health minister
I claim this perfect anime gurl as my waifu
>>719865741
Wha? These aren't mine.
>>719866684
It can't be! How did you manage to find that ancient relic?!
>>719866947
No, I went to sleep at like 21:00. I thought I did that 6 hours ago
>>719866955
>health minister
How is a Beluga Whale running for health minister?
Flan where are you!!!!!!!!!!
>>719867057
Gah, timezones make all this very confusing. It's 23:00 here. Did you end up taking a nap or still very tired?
>>719867054
Me and Weed Pussy used to smoke after class in preschool.
I claim undertale is overrated as my waifu.
>>719867045
Yeah, i know
I reclaim
I claim Horrible Depressing Morning as my waifu.
>>719867163
I fell asleep again after a couple hours of lying in bed.
I still feel tired though because I never sleep well
>>719867316
Take keta
>>719867316
Why are you having a casual conversation is this thread
I claim God as my waifu
I claim undercover cop on /b/ as my waifu.
>>719867356
Why are you a disappointment?
>>719867164
Too many waifus will ruin your laifu u.u
>>719867456
Why are you such a niggerfaggot?
>>719867316
Ah, it's the weekend there though, isn't it? I imagine you don't have too much to do, so sleeping all day is totally fine.
>>719867356
Because we're functional people of society that know how to communicate with each other
>>719867536
Faggot off, fuck
I raped your car
>>719867538
I would say having a conversation with someone on /b/ makes you the opposite of what you just said, shitlord.
>>719867584
Nigger I'll rape all your possessions.
>>719867618
I came on your lunch
>>719867498
I must claim, anon. I must claim.
>>719867647
You watch your nigger mouth.
>>719867538
Well, it's 10:00 now, and the counterstrike major starts today. So I need to be our odd bed and set up for that in an hour
>tfw people think my favorite team is going to win
>>719867684
I bet you kiss dolphins, cunt
>>719867715
CS is trash
>>719867538
>>719867618
I have to agree with this anon, I'm not very functional
>>719867739
The only things I kiss is the things you wish you could kiss. xd l m ao
>>719867790
This isn't a feels thread
>>719867835
Kissing is ewwy
This conversation is over
>>719867715
Ah, that's a thing you're into? I don't really keep track of all that. Never got into GO. What do you mean by set up for it?
>>719867790
You appear to be functional online™
No hype for UGC Winter League
Ok...
>>719867897
Filthy neckbeard nigger, go kiss yourself.
>>719867903
I watch it, I don't really play it that much, because I'm really bad at it. And by setting up, I like to watch the majors on a bigger screen, so I hook up my laptop to a TV and easy breakfast while watching, etc
I'm not sure that being functional online translates to being functional in reality. And I'm only barely functional online
>>719867660
What happens if you don't claim?
>>719867765
What about other similar games? TF2 is not that good either, maybe Overwatch is a bit more?
>>719868053
Well hope you enjoy. Never got into the competitive scene but I do like to watch videos of games and stuff.
Eh, being functional IRL is the same as online I've found. Just less forgiving.
>>719868143
Garry's Mod is the best competitive shooter out today
I claim obese man who doesn't care about making games anymore as my waifu.
>>719868143
If I don't claim, I would be lame.
In terms in Valve I my favorite is L4D. TF2 and CS is okay, just not really for me, and I've never played overwatch.
>>719868143
Tf2 is the shit boi
Just join the UGC leagues and itll be more fun
>>719868285
I'm hoping it'll be good. Provided the "NA" crowd doesn't ruin it.
I find not being able to see our hear the person makes it easier, I'm a nervous person and conversation makes me spaghetti pretty hard
>>719868323
I fucked up my English a little there.
It's too late to be memeing weebs on here.
I claim two /b/ users role playing on a waifu thread as my waifu.
I claim Jonathon Tronathon holding up a piece of paper saying 10 on it as my waifu.
This thread is never not sad
>>719868449
Is the NA crowd usually shite? Also, are you not American? I guess, I grew up constantly yelling at people in source and gmod over mic and that made me decent at maintaining conversations I guess
>>719868545
It always disgusts me knowing that someone had to actually draw this.
>>719868714
Best waifu
>>719868714
GO BACK TO 9GAG
>>719868763
Realistic though? and thanks.
>>719868740
>>719868793
Remember to kill yourselves.
>>719867835
waaaw
>>719868864
Nice gif
>>719868323
But you're insulting your waifu by calling her obese...
>>719868285
What about Dark Souls' crossbow fights as best shooter?
>>719868379
I can give you that, you are right, i just wasted wayyyy to much time on it.
>>719868763
NA crowds are a lot more excitable than the EU crowds. Lots more yelling involved
And I'm in Canada actually, close to being US
Yelling at people on mics just made me uncomfortable
>>719869071
>>719868323
I guess he didn't want to lie to his obese waifu.
>>719869071
>>719869150
It's true though.
>>719869071
Perfect Dark best actual competitive shooter
>>719869100
Ah, I guess I can see why you'd prefer a calmer crowd then. Canadians are cool, except for their bagged milk and beans on toast. Huh, to each their own. That was always how I got along as a kid, just being able to talk to people into games just like me, since school was filled with losers who hated vibeo games. Some people just like being quiet i suppose.
>>719869445
I don't get bagged milk, we get them in jugs like everyone else
>though we do have bags of milk
Beans on toast? I've never tried that before, but it sounds pretty good.
School for me was just filled with people who hated me, so I didn't really get along with anyone there until high school, and by that point people were getting in to video games
>best girl
>best vampire
Why even compete?
>>719869778
>sounds pretty good
Canadians are the worst! Eat actual food! I have a few canadian friends and they all love that beans on toast stuff; it sounds awful.
Eh, I only have one person I kept in contact with from jrHigh and highschool that I liked, good friend, everyone else was a drug addict and shitbag.
>>719870069
cause if it ain't a bunhead, it ain't cute
>>719870180
BEST girl
>>719870180
What's so bad about putting beans on toast? It would add some extra flavour to the toast, wouldn't it?
There's only a few peple from school I still talk to. But that's mostly because we play games together now and again. Everyone else I just didn't really like that much, and some I didn't deserve to like or talk to
>>719870069
>Best girl
>Best vampire
>>719869445
I thought i was the only one that played to that game!
>>719870365
You're right, bunhead is best girl!
>>719870473
I like some beans, but I can't imagine they'd taste good with toast. The flavours would just be too off to me. Also "I didn't deserve to like or talk to" sounds really dumb. That's never a thing.
>>719870540
Perfect dark was pretty great in the old days. Played the hell out of that and Sven Coop
>>719870803
Maple beans are pretty tasty with toast on the side, I don't imagine it would be too different when put on top of toast
There's a rather involved story to that statement, but I don't really want to get into it
>>719871051
Perhaps, give it a try and let me know of course! That's fine, I probably thought the same thing when I was younger.
>>719871554
I don't really eat beans that often. I do have some rye bread though, so maybe I"ll give it a try
Not having facebook or any other social media kind of helps too though
Going to go take a shower quickly, sadly I'll miss the beginnings of the major because of this
I really really really like this bait image which is now my waifu
thread is kill
Hollo /wct/
>>719873225
It's just /waifu/ usually
Gundam is mai waifu
>>719870540
Neat
Can /waifu/ be my waifu?
Like.
All of /waifu/?
o.o -squeaks?-
>>719873440
One claim per anon. You can't claim multiple Waifus
>>719873617
But all of /waifu/ is one claim.
>>719873763
>1 bag of potatoes = 1 potato
>>719874037
1 bag of potatoes = 1 purchase
>>719873763
AVARICE
>>719874278
Okay.
Okay, okay.
I'll just claim you.
>>719874329
Well that is illegal, she is my Waifu. Read the rules:
>no stealing unless trips or more
>>719874549
I think he's t alking about you the anon, not your shitty vampire
>>719874595
Fuck off nigger, my vampire is good.
>>719874329
Are you the kike merchant or some shitty impersonator?
>You don't claim your waifu. Your waifu claims you.
-sleeps quietly on the couch, enjoying a pleasant nap-
>>719875280
Fact
>>719874755
No one.
>>719875320
WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU LAZY BITCH
Reminder that if you love another anon you are committing heresy because you don't love your waifu if you love another anon.
>>719875594
My waifu is this anon >>719874680
I claimed her, she is mine.
>>719875791
Who the hell would pick Mavis-anon, of all people?
>>719875392
-falls off the couch, scrambling in a panic at the yelling. He looks up at you, breathing fast with wide eyes- O.O
>>719876295
Idk, they were there, and I'm not really committed to the bit anymore.
Rory Mercury
>>719876726
How do you do, Seasonal Waifu?
https://youtu.be/r8hM5altwu8
>>719877101
Good morning(?)
>>719877808
Afternoon, more accurately.
-calms down and climbs back up on the couch, wanting to resume his nap-
>>719878326
GET THE FUCK BACK UP
>>719877026
Sometimes seasonal waifu's stick, people said the same about mine once.
Hello everyone.
>>719878424
-doesn't understand why you're yelling at him and his eyes start to tear up-
>>719878504
GET THE FUCK OUTSIDE
>>719878678
Meanie
>>719878678
-doesn't want to go outside. Is cold- ;.;
>>719878433
She's still cute. Every waifu is seasonal for a while at some point. But he's just making fun of Rory
>>719878945
GET THE FUCK OUTSIDE OR I WILL FUCKING RAPE YOU
>>719879071
-looks around for help. Is just a small, sleepy Blue.-
>>719879371
THATS IT. BEND THE FUCK OVER
>>719879071
>>719879028
Ran would be an OG waifu, considering she's older than 4chan
>>719879710
But she's a Touhou ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>719879028
Fair haha, guess I should read more.
>>719879445
Nobody wants to be raped when they are sleepy...
I'm bored
someone tell me a joke
>>719879877
Purple hair :ok_hand:
>>719879892
My life
Do you find small chest as disgusting as I find big one?
>>719879803
2hu girls are great
>>719879892
Your dick
>>719879928
nice meme
>>719879942
C is the limit
anything smaller is always nice
>>719879942
Flat chest is best chest
>>719879972
They don't make good waifus
>>719880011
Thanks, but I'm serious
>>719879972
your commitment to a waifu :o
>>719879942
I like a happy medium it all has to be proportionate.
>>719880038
you should kys xd
>>719879510
-hides behind you and sniffles in fright-
>>719880038
Yeah, well...that's just, like, your opinion man
>>719880051
I'm committed to all of my waifus