remember to shave your balls

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k

Thanks god

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>>719850170
>>719850162
Conflicting.

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>>719850255
you managed to resurrect it

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>>719850382
Like a true witch.

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>>719850448
Lewd.

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>>719850448
can you teach me magic and stuff. I want to be a witch

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Want to play OVER WAIFU
But tired of losing every game because stupid team

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>>719850658
I said WItch

>>719850667
I don't think so. You're not strong enough.

want to be entertained but every game is boring
i
want
to
die

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>>719850781
how many pushups do I have to do before I'm all muscly and strong like you

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>pushups
>muscly
>strong

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>>719850781
I'm talking about posted tits.

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>>719851060
all the terms that describe a witch, and therefore you

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>>719851093
You've seen em before though.

>>719851127
I don't know a witch like that

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>>719851178
well how else do I become a strong witch?

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>>719851308
Soup helps

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>>719851370
you must eat a lot of soup to do so much resurection

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>>719851652
it's part of it, yeah.

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American Werewolf in London is such a great movie.

>>719851178
I'd rather see yours instead, though.

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>>719851802
what's the other part of being a witch?

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>>719851914

>>719852007
It's not one. It's hundreds. Thousands maybe. It has to be a perfect mix.

how often?

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>>719852057
so I may never be a witch? I'm so sad now

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That was less exciting than I expected it to be.

I'm going to bed. That took a lot out of me.

See you, fags.

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>>719852251
g'night

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>>719852148
You shouldn't have gotten your hopes up. Witch life is rough life anyway

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It was a good time though. I like it when people read me things. It's a comfortable feeling.

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>>719852423
I'll just have to live with the fact I'll never be a muscly witch like you.

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A friend that moved away to another city and got a job as the head chef in a banquet kitchen texted me the other day that he had just spent the night making 900 plates of food at 200 dollars a pop. That's 180,000 dollars. When I asked if he say any of that scratch he was oddly silent.

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>>719852855
I'm not muscly

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>>719853128
you just haven't trained hard enough them

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>>719853449
I'm the one with resurrection powers.

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OVER WAIFU! !!

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>>719853507
point taken

>>719853589
are you winning?

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Post Yuki tits.

>>719849957
Thanks anon

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>>719853705
Watching LS A series of unfortunate events instead
Nude

>>719853753
Go to BED!

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greetings

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>>719853753

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>>719853993
I was watching that show earlier. it's pretty good

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>>719853993
I just finished American Werewolf.

>>719849957
Fuck I never know how these threads begin

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Ok, going to sleep. Goodnight, fags that are lurking.

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>>719849957
No

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would you, /b/?

>>719859943
No, I'm not a faggot like the rest of you lot.

>>719849957
>Implying I have balls

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>>719859943
yes

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>>719860313
nice

>>719862512
is asshole isn't pink