remember to shave your balls
can you teach me magic and stuff. I want to be a witch
Want to play OVER WAIFU
But tired of losing every game because stupid team
I said WItch
I don't think so. You're not strong enough.
how many pushups do I have to do before I'm all muscly and strong like you
all the terms that describe a witch, and therefore you
You've seen em before though.
I don't know a witch like that
well how else do I become a strong witch?
you must eat a lot of soup to do so much resurection
American Werewolf in London is such a great movie.
I'd rather see yours instead, though.
what's the other part of being a witch?
It's not one. It's hundreds. Thousands maybe. It has to be a perfect mix.
so I may never be a witch? I'm so sad now
That was less exciting than I expected it to be.
I'm going to bed. That took a lot out of me.
See you, fags.
You shouldn't have gotten your hopes up. Witch life is rough life anyway
It was a good time though. I like it when people read me things. It's a comfortable feeling.
I'll just have to live with the fact I'll never be a muscly witch like you.
A friend that moved away to another city and got a job as the head chef in a banquet kitchen texted me the other day that he had just spent the night making 900 plates of food at 200 dollars a pop. That's 180,000 dollars. When I asked if he say any of that scratch he was oddly silent.
you just haven't trained hard enough them
are you winning?
Watching LS A series of unfortunate events instead
Go to BED!
I was watching that show earlier. it's pretty good
I just finished American Werewolf.
Ok, going to sleep. Goodnight, fags that are lurking.
would you, /b/?