/b/tards! What is your profession!?
>All the jobs i had in order :
>Carpenter assistant- 8 months
>bicycle mechanic/shopkeeper- 6 months
> Tuk Tuk Turism driver- 1 year in petrol tuktuk,3 months in diesel tuk
>uber driver 3 months
>Taxi driver 5 months
>Carpenter for ikea kitchen assembly - current.
I'm technically homeless but I do buy stuff at garage sales and resell it on ebay for a little bit of money.
Elektrician / mechanic in industrial enviorments, mechaniccly construct cable ducts, braces etc. Installing cable, connect components, engines, connect cabinets and middle voltage cabinets.
Programming and testing of what has been build.
Mainly in food an pharma
I take care of the disabled. Clean, cook, maintenance, body guard, I'm kind of like one of those super butlers but sadly I don't have an accent and a suit...
It network specialist pen testing indi llc
also moonlight as a line cook for funsies.
idgaf about money tho, i keep picking up jobs every 4 years to learn a trade and push myself to do things out of my comfort zone.
probably my favorite thing about being a US citizen is flying through varying jobs and sucking up all the info i can to better myself with trades.
ty for asking m8.
Part timing as tier 1 tech support while studying.
>I got this "java update available" virus again, please help.
Thinking about killing myself
Off to fight the great kangaroo war of 2017 anon?
Front end dev, please end my life, I can´t stand my stakeholders another single day.
I'm a Director of Live Broadcast News.
I do it so I don't fucking die.
Kind of still want to kill myself.
Got told I should be put in a mental hospital the other day cause I have a standing plan for when/if I give up.
Fucking bitch. Do I look soft?
I have a friend who was born completely disabled and lives in his wheelchair. He has to have at least one of your kind around him at all times (or his family ofc) to live. Thank you for being awesome.
yeah, like you are always sober at home and using spellcheck just in case. Pfft. You missed the point, anon. By the way, I see how ya'll spell when you ain't on a spellchecking enabled device. Dipshits your age 20 years ago were better spellers.
>Using spellchecking software
Kek. Personally I find knowing how to spell is enough. Now if I could just stop craving the blissfully euphoric high of opioids I might be able to get on with my life.
I work for Caesars Entertainment and help rich fags get the shit they want. Tiger in the room? Done but you have to spend over 50K a day. I love telling them, "No. You have to play a little more before we comp $50 worth of food off your room charges." I get every Sally sob story but if your a millionaire and come to Vegas you better play or we charge your room for all the shit we comped. I remember when a host told me to remove the comp code off of a reservation and the dude was charged about a million bucks. Fucker didn't play so he gotta pay.
i sometimes work on the equipment that drives them, but not very often.
telco technician, enjoy your shitty adsl speeds ausfags
My addiction is not really that much more expensive if at all, it's also good for sleeping, actually the most dangerous thing about it is the possibility of falling asleep and not waking up due to respiratory depression, and it's not as bad for your health, and for some reason I care about that because I was once a bodybuilder in amazing shape.
thanks nigger i put in a fuckton of hours to achieve that status. 3 days off since november
I do HVAC, our stuff is supposed to be somewhat color coded too, but man I regularly have to ohm out just about everything in the low voltage circuit because others have switched stuff all over the place.
Everything I said is true, anon. Don't ever try heroin. Trust me, it'll fuck up your life. You just keep drinking. Although, if you were really smart, you'd just stick to weed, or nothing at all. If you're going to have a habit, though, it might as well be weed. Anything else, in moderation only. Don't ever try heroin even once though.
I overdosed once and had to be taken to an emergency room, already. So, I've been to the other side kind of.
>apprenticeship: graphic design (2 years)
>worked as graphic designer (4 years)
>financial asset consultant (2 years)
>starting a new job in communications in 2 weeks
>atm 1 month without a job since I quit when I signed my new contract and wanted to chill a bit till my new job starts in February
Upside, we moved past the shit-show that was jQuery.
Downside, now there's bullshit like transpiling and having to set up gulp and shit.
Upside, at least you don't have to deal with every motherfucker on the planet that thinks their data is special and *big* so they need *big data* instead of Postgres.
Downside, I get to call my clients motherfuckers and make my front-end coworker deal with them.
'bout a toss-up really.
I didn't see that one, but yea it is bullshit both. 2 reasons for this 1, I've worked on surgeons computers and doctors computers. They are fucking stupid when it comes to tech. 2 a criminal lawyer would never step foot in this shit hole period.
I have a customer that, along with his wife that's doc too, run the entire natal wing of the local hospital. Every time I go there and it's often, is sitting there playing Destiny.
Along with that, in my first raiding guild in WoW, our best MT was a public defender.
Ya just never know.
The views are almost always awesome. Even on tiny ones in cities you'll see crazy shit. I've seen a car accident and hit and run. Guy in a truck sideswiped 3 parked cars and drove off. Another guy watched a police dog pull some dude who was running away off a fence.
I love how people aren't lying about making tons of money here. If you have an
Thread everyone says they make 3x what the bls average for that profession is and NO ONE says they're a fast food or retail slave. Actually get honest answers here