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/b/tards! What is your profession!?

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/b/tards! What is your profession!?
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>>719847861
Military
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Town rapist
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>>719848214
Kek
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>>719848214
you sonofa
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>All the jobs i had in order :
>Carpenter assistant- 8 months
>bicycle mechanic/shopkeeper- 6 months
> Tuk Tuk Turism driver- 1 year in petrol tuktuk,3 months in diesel tuk
>uber driver 3 months
>Taxi driver 5 months
>Carpenter for ikea kitchen assembly - current.
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>>719847861
unemployed because disabled
Aspired to be military
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>>719847861
i work at a gas station
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>>719847861
Hired Cuck
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>>719847861
Janitor
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Surgeon
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>>719847861
I used to work at Mcdonalds and it was hell
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Cop but soon to be unemployed
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>>719847861

Accountant
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>>719847861
Work in the airforce specialized in petroleum
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High voltage technician for a contracting company
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>>719847861
Electrician/psychedelic mushroom farmer
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Gaming
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Digital producer / videographer
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I work on a food truck with my parents, I have a culinary degree and I've worked in 2 different restaurants in the past.
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>>719847861
CET, critical environments technician.
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interpreter/translator
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>>719847861
I work in a scrapyard.
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shitposter
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>>719851224
how much do you get paid
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I cut sheet metal.
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I'm technically homeless but I do buy stuff at garage sales and resell it on ebay for a little bit of money.
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Elektrician / mechanic in industrial enviorments, mechaniccly construct cable ducts, braces etc. Installing cable, connect components, engines, connect cabinets and middle voltage cabinets.
Programming and testing of what has been build.

Mainly in food an pharma
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sysadmin
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pic related
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>>719847861
teacher for German and English
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>>719851694
Mr plough?
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>Word in a fait fond chain
>be sadi
>think about kill myself
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Project Administrator
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>>719847861

Journalist
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>>719851884
work
sad
sorry mates
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>>719847861
I take care of the disabled. Clean, cook, maintenance, body guard, I'm kind of like one of those super butlers but sadly I don't have an accent and a suit...
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>>719851884
No wonder you want to kill yourself, you poor "special" person... Don't worry though, sun will be in the sky sunning and the birds will be birding, tomorrow is a new day.
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>>719850713

Why?
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Builder ,Fencer and qualified chef!
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>>719847861
Ah-oo! Ah-oo! Ah-oo!
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Merchant mariner, cargo ships
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I build the surface parts of Toyota cars and am solely responsible for crash testing the hoods and roofs.
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>>719847861
Lean Six Sigma project manager
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>>719847861
It network specialist pen testing indi llc
also moonlight as a line cook for funsies.
idgaf about money tho, i keep picking up jobs every 4 years to learn a trade and push myself to do things out of my comfort zone.

probably my favorite thing about being a US citizen is flying through varying jobs and sucking up all the info i can to better myself with trades.

ty for asking m8.
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Fracker in Canada
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Part timing as tier 1 tech support while studying.

>I got this "java update available" virus again, please help.
Thinking about killing myself
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Primary school teacher
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>>719847861
aus army
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>>719853005
>aus army
Off to fight the great kangaroo war of 2017 anon?
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>>719853103
*emu
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>>719847861

Your personal army.
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Graphic Designer
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>>719847861
patent attourney
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>>719852370
Gonna kill a couple of niggers
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Restaurant Manager reporting in
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>>719853172
Oh, well shit, forget I said anything. Emu are serious business and we thank your country for keeping them at bay...
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Front end dev, please end my life, I can´t stand my stakeholders another single day.
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cinema usher
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>>719847861
Baker.
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Unemployed drug addict still figuring what I'm going to do with my life at almost 24.
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Security analyst
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>>719847861
Systems Administrator \ Data Center Tech.
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Chef at Wendy's
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>>719853894
You obviously need to do more drugs
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Hyperbaric Welder
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Ski/Snowboard instructor
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nurse
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>>719854040
How to stop?
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I'm a Director of Live Broadcast News.

I do it so I don't fucking die.
Kind of still want to kill myself.
Got told I should be put in a mental hospital the other day cause I have a standing plan for when/if I give up.

Fucking bitch. Do I look soft?
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>>719854174
Nobody likes a quitter, Anon
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>>719847861
Profesional clown. Here's the kick, I hate kids.
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>>719854361
Ironically, nobody likes a winner either, the smug faggots...
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>>719853216

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA GREAT JOKE
RELEVANT TO 4CHAN HUMOR
THIS IS SAMEFAG BY THE WAY
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>>719854361
If you send me free drugs I'll probably take them, if they're opioids.

>>719854459
>2017
>Not knowing how to spell professional
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>>719852184
I have a friend who was born completely disabled and lives in his wheelchair. He has to have at least one of your kind around him at all times (or his family ofc) to live. Thank you for being awesome.
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>>719854608
>spell
yeah, like you are always sober at home and using spellcheck just in case. Pfft. You missed the point, anon. By the way, I see how ya'll spell when you ain't on a spellchecking enabled device. Dipshits your age 20 years ago were better spellers.
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>>719847861
Psychiatrist
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>>719853275
kek
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>>719854808
>I need help, can you help me?
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Pawnbro
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>>719854887
Everyone on this website needs help
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>>719854922
Do you own it with your old man and your son?
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Programmer
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>>719854922
>>719855167

Do you know what´s gonna come trough that door?
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>>719855175
P O O

O

O
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HVAC tech
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>>719855090
I'm 41 years old, have insomnia and when I do sleep i have night terrors, when I decide to get up I shit uncontrollably on and off for hours.
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>>>719847861 (OP)
>Lean Six Sigma project manager

MSD?

Serialisation installation and commissioning engineer / project manager
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>>719853610
I know that feel bro
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>>719852537
MSD?
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>>719855277
Booze coma's have less dreams. Pepto is your friend when you drink-coma.
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>>719854805
>2017
>Using spellchecking software
Kek. Personally I find knowing how to spell is enough. Now if I could just stop craving the blissfully euphoric high of opioids I might be able to get on with my life.
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I work for Caesars Entertainment and help rich fags get the shit they want. Tiger in the room? Done but you have to spend over 50K a day. I love telling them, "No. You have to play a little more before we comp $50 worth of food off your room charges." I get every Sally sob story but if your a millionaire and come to Vegas you better play or we charge your room for all the shit we comped. I remember when a host told me to remove the comp code off of a reservation and the dude was charged about a million bucks. Fucker didn't play so he gotta pay.
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>>719855373
That's another issue, drinking.
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>>719851694
I live in Muncie, IN. You guys are gods among men.
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>>719855377
Booze is better. Less thinking at the end of the day, easier to get to sleep, far cheaper than opioids.
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>>719855391
My benis is now confused
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>>719847861
>>719847861
SPED teacher motherfuckers, what did you do to make a better world?
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Digital Advertising - Strategy n shit
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One time I sucked dick for 60 dollars... If that counts
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>>719847861
pedobear
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I climb and work on cell towers. Occasionally build them too.
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>>719855540
$60 for a BJ? I'd rather fap and imagine you are sucking me off. I need orgasms far too often to pay that much for a nut.
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>>719847939
Military pilot
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>>719855547
Just thinking of that shit gives me anxiety. I'm afraid of heights.
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Finished law school, going to be a cop
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>>719855547
i sometimes work on the equipment that drives them, but not very often.

telco technician, enjoy your shitty adsl speeds ausfags
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>>719855528
Anyone can read to a bunch of vegetables
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>>719855504
My addiction is not really that much more expensive if at all, it's also good for sleeping, actually the most dangerous thing about it is the possibility of falling asleep and not waking up due to respiratory depression, and it's not as bad for your health, and for some reason I care about that because I was once a bodybuilder in amazing shape.
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>>719855689
That looks like pure pain.
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>>719855743
nah, its colour coded man, pretty easy tbh.
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>>719855704
The fuck they could, those kids are boss, fuck you for insulting them.
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>>719855725
You lie! And I am not biased *he says while opening a beer*
Before you get mad, that's a joke.
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>>719855725
>falling asleep and not waking up due to respiratory depression
Lost 4 friends like that so far. One was an ex, she was 24 fucking years old.

Don't fuck with that shit.
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>>719855493
thanks nigger i put in a fuckton of hours to achieve that status. 3 days off since november
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>>719855856
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>>719847861
T.V Master Control Room Operator checking in
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>>719855775
I do HVAC, our stuff is supposed to be somewhat color coded too, but man I regularly have to ohm out just about everything in the low voltage circuit because others have switched stuff all over the place.
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>>719851922
Same
TV reporter here
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Studying in uni doing physics, bartending and working in a pet store
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>>719855814
Everything I said is true, anon. Don't ever try heroin. Trust me, it'll fuck up your life. You just keep drinking. Although, if you were really smart, you'd just stick to weed, or nothing at all. If you're going to have a habit, though, it might as well be weed. Anything else, in moderation only. Don't ever try heroin even once though.

>>719855867
I overdosed once and had to be taken to an emergency room, already. So, I've been to the other side kind of.
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>>719847861
>job history
>apprenticeship: graphic design (2 years)
>worked as graphic designer (4 years)
>financial asset consultant (2 years)
>starting a new job in communications in 2 weeks
>atm 1 month without a job since I quit when I signed my new contract and wanted to chill a bit till my new job starts in February
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>>719849167
Sandnigger of some breed ?
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>>719847861
Criminal attorney
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>>719847861
Body piercer
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>>719851156
Gardener ?
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>>719856229
I'm calling bullshit on this one.
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i have the skills of an artist
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FBI

Assigned to watch 4chan threads.
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>>719856316
That is not a job unless you have a contract of some kind.
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>>719853610

Upside, we moved past the shit-show that was jQuery.
Downside, now there's bullshit like transpiling and having to set up gulp and shit.

Upside, at least you don't have to deal with every motherfucker on the planet that thinks their data is special and *big* so they need *big data* instead of Postgres.
Downside, I get to call my clients motherfuckers and make my front-end coworker deal with them.

'bout a toss-up really.
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>>719856291
you call bullshit on that but not surgeon...
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>>719854702
>I'm friends with a retard
Are you a retard too ?
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forensic pathologist
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>>719856461
I didn't see that one, but yea it is bullshit both. 2 reasons for this 1, I've worked on surgeons computers and doctors computers. They are fucking stupid when it comes to tech. 2 a criminal lawyer would never step foot in this shit hole period.
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>>719855792
>I love retards
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>>719855987
yeah, people do that in the network as well, you end up having an oscillator at the customers premises and one at the exchange to work out which pairs their service is on
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>>719856660
I have a customer that, along with his wife that's doc too, run the entire natal wing of the local hospital. Every time I go there and it's often, is sitting there playing Destiny.

Along with that, in my first raiding guild in WoW, our best MT was a public defender.

Ya just never know.
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Laundry worker, lol
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>>719847939
>>719848214
don't double post
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>>719856953
Stop losing my socks. I have dozens of pairs in my bundle, but if I have you guys do it, I almost always lose a sock. It's no biggie but it's really annoying.
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>>719856924
>public defender
>criminal lawyer
Not the same thing
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Bought a old military uniform and beg for money on the street corner downtown.
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>>719847861
unemployed
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>>719855652
The views are almost always awesome. Even on tiny ones in cities you'll see crazy shit. I've seen a car accident and hit and run. Guy in a truck sideswiped 3 parked cars and drove off. Another guy watched a police dog pull some dude who was running away off a fence.

I love how people aren't lying about making tons of money here. If you have an
>age
>education
>profession
>salary
Thread everyone says they make 3x what the bls average for that profession is and NO ONE says they're a fast food or retail slave. Actually get honest answers here
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>>719847861
I'm a muthafuckin hustla... you better aks about me!
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>>719850365
Cuck
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Federal government public servant
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>>719857098
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>>719848214
it's not profession it's a fucking you dumb cunt
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chemical engineer
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>>719857521
You mean a meth cook right?
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>>719847861
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>>719857584
I honestly assumed something along those lines as well
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ABB Robotics Paint Technician for 1st and 2nd Tier Automotive part supplier. I basically babysit robots all day, program them, repair them, and keep a paint assembly line running.
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>>719857044
Sorry about that m8. Socks are pretty small, it's normal to get lost by the retarded workers. I wash my socks on my own.
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>>719857053
He was pretty young at the time, prolly a prosecutor by now, or better.

Had another MT that was a 63yo naval historian, that dude was a trip.
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>>719857706
i work with ABB which country u in ?
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NEET

And so is everyone else here :")
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Work in the vault of a casino
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>>719858393
This one?
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>>719858363
I wish, miss those days.
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>>719850970
Which games? What do you do exactly?
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>>719859898
In my mums basement playing call of duty while calling other players nigger faggots.
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Executioner
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>>719860573
Allahu Akbar, anon.
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