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Sup /b/ro
Can you explain to me what a mcgangbang is?
Secondly you can do computer work for me if your not a retard, and not afraid to break the law to make a couple bucks

Do people still pick nuggets off the floor to find the magical 20th nugget?

>>719846465
how do you feel knowing it's all down hill from here?

>>719846677
Is there a way to over ride your soda machine so you can determine how much you put in the cup instead of the pre-determined amount?

>>719846465
what are some cool things or tricks that most people don't know about?
for example, I save a couple of bucks by ordering two mcdoubles and slap them together instead of one bigmac,

>>719846796
A mcgangbang is not a real thing and if you order one they're gonna look at you like you're fucking crazy. Now, you can look up the supposedifference ingredients of the mcgangbang and order it, but you can't just say you want a mcgangbang.
>>719846811
I've never seen anyone do that personally
>>719846910
There's like 5 predetermined buttons and then a button that says "fill cup" or some shit that you just hold and soda comes out as long as your fingers there. So yes, we can control how much soda comes out

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>>719846465
mcwhat?
never heard of it

>>719847019
If you order a McDouble and say "substitute big Mac sause, add shredded lettuce" you're getting a Big Mac minus the middle buns and it's on a regular bun instead of a sesame bun. Personally I prefer a regular bun over all other buns on larger sandwiches just because the bun-to-meat ratio is off. In other words too much bun for the amount of meat.

Also, I think this is something a lot of people wouldn't know, Big Macs get two slices of reg meat, the same meat you'd get on a cheeseburger or mcdouble. I always thought it was quarter meat until I started working there.

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>>719847075
It's a junior McChicken and a bacon McDouble you have to order them separately and do it yourself because they are all faggots.

Once a mcfaggot always a mcfaggot

>>719846465
Is weed a most important thing in your life?

>>719847019
Another thing I've learned is let's say you want a Quarter Pounder meal with a medium fry and but you want a large drink. The size of the fry determines the price, the size of the drink doesn't matter. So if you get a large fry but get a medium drink because you think you're cutting the cost a little bit, you're not.

>>719847461
I could live without it but I do enjoy it

Bumping again

As long as I don't get put drive-thru when I'm lit I'm chillin. Also god damn people are fucking stupid when they believed that 50 nugget shit, I had a good amount of people ask me for that

>>719847311
>>719847521
thank you greatest ally fellow fast food worker

is there an additional charge for the sub big mac sauce?

>>719848668
50 nugget shit?
explain

>>719846811
what's the story behind this?

>>719848762
not op but i saw a picture surfacing online where a certain mcdonalds was promoting 50 nuggets 4 fries and 4 drinks for only 10 dollars

Where do you work?

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>>719848762

>>719848890
Yeah, that's all bullshit

>>719848884
Mcdonalds

>>719848719
Nope! Adding/subbing things doesn't start costing money until you want tomato, leaf lettuce (I think), bacon is very expensive to add, any extra meats, extra cheese

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I kept this list for a month or so - everything I've found that adds up to $6.66 after tax

>>719846465
I went to McDonald's yesterday and got a Filet-O-Fish combo and a Jalapeño Double. I was eating it in my vehicle in the parking lot and listening to an audio book when I glanced up and saw the McDonald's worker I ordered from was outside having a cigarette.

She waved at me and I nodded and had to wait 7 minutes before she went back inside and I could eat in comfort again. I don't think that employees should be bothering or even trying to socialize with customers outside of the McDonald's restaurant or drive through, but that is another story.

I went to McDonald's for dinner last night and got a Big Mac combo and a 10 piece Chicken McNuggets with barbecue dipping sauce. As I was driving to the second window the same girl was still working. She was acting somewhat obsequious and attempting small talk when she asked, 'why don't you come eat inside instead of in the parking lot'.

That really bothered me for many reasons. First of all, I don't want my routine or actions to be tracked by a fast food employee. Secondly, she should not try to tell me how I should live my life. I do not want to eat inside because I find it less comfortable and would much rather be inside my vehicle listening to an audiobook and enjoying myself and my privacy.

Overall, I think it was very unprofessional to bring this up. I should have a clean slate with each drive through visit, not have to get the third degree because I committed some sort of faux pas. Which I don't think I did, because I often see people eating in fast food parking lots. How does she know I am not busy going to work or somewhere in a rush?

How do you feel about eating in your vehicle in the parking lot of a fast food restaurant versus eating inside the restaurant?

>>719849631
Autist confirmed

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>>719849631
Wow, cant believe the autism still manages to catch me off guard sometimes. Its just small talk man

>>719846465
Do you get a free meal or a discount for working there?

Why is it so fucking hard to enter my order into the computer correctly the first time?

>>719849631
You're fucking retarded

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>>719850086
>>719850104

>>719846465
how old are you?

>>719850086
>>719850104
>>719850393

newfags that have never seen the subway copypasta

>>719850393

Your bait won't work here son

>>719846465
you're going to ask me anything?

>>719850229
Probably because you didn't enunciate, you mouth breather.

>>719850136
If you work 4 hours or more you get a free crew meal which includes an extra small drink, small fry, and the choice of a mcdouble, McChicken, big mac, or quarter pounder.
>>719850229
Don't go to a McDonald's where the fucking retards work. At my store most of the employees were very good on the register and in general. When you're still learning, or just fucking stupid, it's easy to mess up a lot. And sometimes it's the computers themselves. I can't tell you how many times I'd hit the buttons for a large cofree and it would ring up as a small. Also, McDonald's hires 14 and 15 year old's who only work on weekends.

>>719850430
Turned 18 last month

>>719850136
Different stoned mcdonald's employee here

My store is independantly owned and operated and they just cut our free meal, now we just get a discount

>>719850785
Our franchise owns 10 stores and that's how they do itbut their upper management is fucking shit. I'm pretty sure we're technically only allowed to get a mcouble or McChicken after 4 hours, then you can get the big Mac or quarter pounder after 7 hours

>>719850697

Wtf, Small Drink? Too expensive to pay the extra .0005 cents for a medium cup?

Also wtf, small fries? niggas could at least spring for a medium quarter pounder combo.

>>719850785

And that's horseshit. One of the only perks I could imagine of working in a place where the worst of humanity makes up your patrons (cranky ass hungry poor people) would be the free food. Hopefully that place burns to the ground after you leave, /b/ro

What do they call a mcdouble in Amsterdam?

>>719849631
my favorite copy pasta

>>719851336
How the fuck would I know?
I've thought of some useful tips and facts
> a mcouble has two pieces of meat and one piece of a cheese, a double cheeseburger has two pieces of meat and two of cheese

>but a triple cheeseburger only has two pieces of cheese

>really high forgot everything else for the moment

>>719851336
A McDouble, jackass
What do they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese?

>>719846465
Do Mcdonalds in America have a picture of Warren Buffet sucks Ronald Mcdonalds cock in their employee motivation room?

>>719852138
a short guy with a little girl?

>>719852191
WE once had a Ron burgundy shrine

>>719852217
Never seen Pulp Fiction, huh?

where did you work?

>>719852303
What do you mean