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Straight men Would you fuck Ivanka Trump if At least 10 minutes

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Straight men

Would you fuck Ivanka Trump if

At least 10 minutes of sex

No condom allowed

Guaranteed no one will ever know

Guaranteed no disease

You will be paid $800

>Would you?
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Are you fucking retarded?
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I'll fuck any girl under those conditions for that money.

>Standards lower than my car
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>>719842618
Who the fuck wouldn't?! Even my girl friends would hit that.
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>>719842618

What the fuck kind of question is that? I'd lay the pipe to that whore for free even if I was guaranteed to walk away with fucking AIDS and still nut at least twice.
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>>719842618
Hell yes. I would even donate the $800 to the MAGA foundation.
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>>719842618
no way.
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>>719842618
She's not really that great looking to me TBTH.
I probabaly wouldn't if given the chance...
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>>719842953
You are a fag.
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Tbh I would do it if I had to wear a condom, probably would get a disease, was only allowed to for one minute, and it was filmed on prime time television.
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>>719843061
you are a fag
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>>719843049

>not really that great looking

damn near Chelsea
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......seriously
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>>719842618
Why wouldn't I want people to know? It's not something to be ashamed off
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>>719843111

so it sounds like your answer is "no"
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>>719843192
You forgot the . fag can't even make it complete.
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>>719843221

guaranteed they will not know. secret is safe
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>>719843281

faggot
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>>719843192
im the homoest homo that ever homo'd
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>>719842618
For free. 30 seconds tops. Thats all i need
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>>719843049

>easily a 7/10 even by the most pessimistic standards
>guaranteed no herpes or AIDS
>Nobody will ever know
>get paid

You might as well be getting paid 800 dollars to jerk off, except you get an actual pussy to stick your dick into instead of your hand

You gay or something?
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>>719842732
Fuck me!
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>>719842618
What kind of question is this? She's better looking than 85% of women out there. Plus she might become my wealthy sugar mama if i fucker her well enough.
I'd do it for years and let everyone i meet know about it.
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...But if nobody will ever know, who will pay me?
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>>719842618
I will pay 800 for it
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>>719842618

Do I have to listen to her talking?
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>>719843281
youre the fag.
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>>719843528
ITs done with magic.
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>>719843318
I want them to know.
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>>719842618
I would literally fuck any woman in the world under those circumstances
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>>719842708
>>719842721
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>>719843433

at least 10 minutes
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>>719843252
I have no idea how you got no from that.
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>>719843495

guranteed no one will know
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>>719843687
>guaranteed they will not know

guaranteed they will not know

>guaranteed
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>>719843786

you have not agreed to the conditions
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Can i do anything i want to her?
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>>719842618
Of course and I'd make her call me daddy.
Something she's used to saying in bed.
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>>719844349
>n bed.
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>>719843759
kek
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>>719844349
>daddy
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>>719843759
samefag
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>>719842953
Seriously? Even hitlery and chelsea whoud hit that.
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I'd do it for free.

No condoms, no disease and nobody will know? Literally how can I go wrong lol.

And what kind of retarded number is 800 dollars?
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>>719842618
yes
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>>719844615
>>719844615
samefag
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>>719842618
To answer a foolish question: Yes I would.
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>>719842618
Are you on crack?

You have any idea how much some men would shell out to tape that bare?
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>>719842618
HELL YES. I think Ivanka is fucking HOT. I'd pound that pussy and cum inside of her without any hesitation.
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>>719844943
>tape that
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>>719842618
>implying she's not a solid 8-9/10
fuck off, angry libfag.
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>>719845154
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>>719842618

The only downside is that it's "Guaranteed no one will ever know"

I'D WANT EVERYONE TO KNOW

Hell, I'd want everyone to know if I hit anyone even half as hot as she is
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>>719842618
Hell, yes! How is this even a question? She's easily 9/10, plus who wouldn't want the money? I would do it for free and live on the news; I don't care if anyone knew. What are you some retard liberal who thinks that Trump isn't their president and you can't stand to look as his family or see the white master race back in the White House holding the reigns of the free world? Get out of here you fag.
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>>719845367
>half of 10/10 is 5/10
>ivanka is a 5/10
>you'd want everyone to know if you hit a 0/10
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>>719845367

so that's a no
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>>719845367
make sure SHE remembers. that is all.
you could carve your name on her forehead with a hunting knife.
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>>719845473

so that's a no
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>>719842618

>$800

Didn't the copypasta used to be $1,000? Has Trump crashed our economy already?!
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>>719845473
>his family
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>>719845604
>Trump
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>>719845546

It's a YES YES YES YES
and also

Your not even good at shitposting
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>>719845691

I see "no". you haven't agreed to the terms
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nipslip before boob job
Nice & puffy,
would've sucked on them then
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No. Do not want an orange dick.
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>>719845857
>orange dick.
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>>719843614
no u. fag.
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>>719845857
>impplying youre dicks not already orange from fapping with DORITOS® fingers
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>>719842618
If there's one positive to Trump being President it's that Ivanka will be in the public eye more. This hopefully means eventual nudes with the possibility of a sex tape.
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>>719842618
I would fuck her for free. I don't need 800 bucks. And I would HAPPILY breed with her. Shes fucking gorgeous... AND RICH! Shes easily a perfect 10. Goddamn right I'd fuck her. I plow her pussy with the force of a thousand suns exploding.
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>>719844349
>>719844457
>>719844614
kek this is the one time wincest just makes me feel gross

>tfw you'll never get a decade of loli ass and then become president of the United States
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>>719846137
>sex tape.
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>>719846369
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>>719846369
Dude you just know he grabs her by the pussy.
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>>719846369
If she was my daughter? I'd fuck her too. Shes crazy fucking hot. I'd have a hard on every time she walked into the room.
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>>719842618
She's one of the women I most would like to fuck!
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>>719842618
I bet this is one of the closest threads to being 100% unanimous. Yes, everyone would fuck Ivanka Trump and LOVE it!
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too late. Daddy's already been there
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>>719842618
Kushner Kooties

Nope
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>>719842618
Go to bed Donald
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>>719846917
Come on, you cucks, I know you pop a boner over anything Trump-related (literally kek) but she's a 5/10 at best. She has such a weird looking nose, and those beady Trump eyes. Her neck is awkwardly long too.
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I dont get it, what is the catch? That you fuck a Trump? I dont care, it is an american problem, I am no american
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>>719842618
>Would you fuck Ivanka Trump

I guess her dad Donald does that on a regular basis, $800 multiplied with many times, that's why he is so rich.
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>>719842618
>Would you fuck Ivanka

Dad would kill you in an instant if you tried. Look at his eyes, "I dare you, consequenses will always be the same. This pussy is mine, mine I tell you."
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>>719843049
Confirmed faggot
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>>719842618
Whats the fucking catch?
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>>719842618
nah, i'd rather not get orange herpes
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>>719842618
Should have stopped after the first 7 words

Fucking damn right
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>>719842793
>girlfriends

Normie reeee!
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>>719843049
bait!
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>>719842618
i feel like this is her agent looking for bidders. is this how rich women cheat on their husbands? I've always wondered that, because everyone else is cheating on each other why wouldn't these people be?

it's impossible to find a woman nowadays who doesn't cheat. and when they don't it's because the feel like they'll never have sex again
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>>719843491
Not him but for 800, I would
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>>719842618

If you gave me free Viagra, and it was doggie style...Maybe
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>>719842618
looks like a high maintainence bitch with no head game. pass.
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>>719843491

Hand the money first
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Sorry I can't

She isn't that attractive

She isn't even the most attractive to be in the white house!

Michelle Obama is way more attractive than Ivanka
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>>719851777
checked myself!
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I would if I wasn't married. And if she weren't my daughter.
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>>719842618
>Would you?
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>>719853552
eyyy
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Naw
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>>719852910
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>>719842618
Of fucking course, I would fuck her even for free, she's a goddess.
Superior Trump genes.
The question is: would you fuck Hillary?
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>>719842618
I would have 8 kids and a loving marriage with her 11/10

>inb4 autistic anons and their waifus
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>>719853816
>>719844892
>>719843723
>>719843221
>>719842922
>>719842793
>>719842721

>Closeted faggots with shit taste for even considering it
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>>719852910
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No, I don't fuck Jews
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>>719852910
Roddy, I thought you were dead!
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Donald always, always, always touches her, hugs her, holds her, has her sitting on his lap, all that kind of things one way or another. So no, don't even dream about fucking her, her own dad does that every chance he gets. And he wouldn't share.
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>>719842618
>You will be paid $800
In the same thread yesterday it was $2000. Has her daddy already ruined economics?
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>>719842618
I don't think I'd be able to last 10 mins in her pussy but I would try.
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>>719854974
>Has her daddy already ruined economics?
Actually, yeah he has
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>>719854062
heres your (you) now go away
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>>719854062
sorry to say it man, but you need some vag more than anything in this world right now. you have to take ANYTHING you can get
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>>719842618
I'd do her for free but condom is a must.
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>>719842618
You're god damn right
I hope she likes facesitting
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>>719856740
Why a condom, I bet her pussy is fucking silky smooth.. I would even cum as much as I could in her.
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>>719852910
weak bait
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>>719845842

lol
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>>719842618
$800?

fuck that i'd nail that hoebag for free
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If I answer the question people will probably know.
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>>719856823
trust me bro you must always wear a mask.
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>>719857266

>guaranteed no disease
probably includes pregnancy, dude. Hypothetically, it's a win, so just go with it!
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>>719842618
Yes you retard. She's not bad looking, rich and her father is potus. I'd marry her anytime you fucking libcuck.
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>>719857266
41 yeas old and haven't worn a condom since I was 16.
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>>719843491
For 800 np. Ez money ez life. What's wrong with you niggas? Hating on ugly bitches cause you are weak and cant get it up?
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YEs.
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>>719843964
He did agree to those conditions. Are you stupid? He agreed to not only those conditions, but significantly worse ones. Take a reading comprehension class or something.
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>>719842618
Wtf, man! You were offering $2000 last time. I already said yes to the $2000, so that's how much I expect. That being said.. I'd fuck her for free, all day.
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Is this even a question, condoms ruin sex period, I would even fuck a nigress without them, therefore my answer is yes.
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>>719858280
I got a blowjob one time from a black chick, I've always wanted to fuck one but never had a chance. I work with some pretty good looking light skinned girls, but they are ghetto as fuck. I'm a white country boy.. It will never happen.
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Im beating off just thinking about that deal. Everyone in here that says no is a liar.
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I will trade you your $800 card if i can activate my camera of recording card and cumming inside trap card
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>>719842618
Is this even a fucking question?
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>>719860751
>Would you fuck Ivanka?

Yes, retard, it is a question.
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>>719844349
>>719844457
>>719844614
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Hmm...it's a tough decision for any man I believe
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>>719842618
>"No condom allowed"
>Birth control
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