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why aren't you gay?

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why aren't you gay?
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i'm bi
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Because thats gay
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>>719840653

On the subject of what God says about fags, doesn't he just say that guys shouldn't have sex?

I don't think he says anything about dudes blowing/jacking each other off. Or anything about dykes mushing their tacos.

What's the word on that?
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>>719841658
so?


>>719841791
god isn't real
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because im homophobic
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>>719840653
I am >:3
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>>719841850


watch this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xxiK6Z4eXs
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>>719841816

Pretend he is, and the bible is his word. What does he say about my questions?
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>>719842011
not wasting my 6 minutes ya fag. it wont change my mind anyway. i hate the LGBT community and i hope trump sets your clock back 300 years. die
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>>719842185


Pretending doesn't warrant me to do anything. I'd rather contemplate Zeus or Thor's intentions, honestly.
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cause i'm pedo
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>>719842336


Kill yourself.
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>>719840653
I will have you know I'm a furry wearing panties and hello kitty pajama's I got from a thrift shop, and even I find homosexuality disgusting.
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>>719842291

I feel you, anon, I really do, but my question was more directed at people who want to answer the question. If you do not, you are fully within your right to not do it.
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I am
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>>719842710
Nice.


r u bi?
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I am
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>>719844061

cute


age/height/weight/location?
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>>719844233
19
5'6"
140ish (haven't weighed myself in a year+)
Midwest USA
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>>719840653
Getting fucked in the butt was the weirdest experience of my life. I'm not even comfortable around men.
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>>719844061


I want to marry you, I'm a cute bi guy.
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>>719844513


anal sex has nothing to do with homosexuality
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>>719844530
was for
>>719844434
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>>719844589
Are you sure? I think it was pretty gay.
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>>719844771


sorry, anal sexual has nothing to do with homosexuality, homosexual may or may not imply anal sex - make more sense?

it's not a requirement
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>>719844530
:P
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>>719840653
Honestly, because I wasn't born gay. Also religious, but whatever. As long as you don't go into graphic detail, I don't care what you do.
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>>719845159


god damn it i want to lick your entire body like a popsicle in midsummer
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>>719840653
Until science makes a way for two males (or females) to have kids, having everyone be gay would render the human race extinct.
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>>719845159
moar?
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>>719845460
Aeight
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>>719842560
In Deuteronomy it says that gays should be stoned (like 90%) sure, this is no longer the belief held within the Jewish community. That other guys an ass
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>>719840653
Because I'm not particularly attracted to penises.
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>>719841791
>I don't think he says anything about dudes blowing/jacking each other off. Or anything about dykes mushing their tacos.
>What's the word on that?
Sodomy. There were laws forbidding it even in the "land of the free" until recently.
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>>719844887
Seems kind of vague but I guess I get it.
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>>719845660
We're all asses in this thread.
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Because my standards for guys is way too high and just fap to anime traps instead
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>>719845880
REEEEEEEEEEEE
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because I would like to keep the human race from extinction
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>>719845591


please post everything you have, you are beautiful.
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>>719845880
So... you're bi.
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>>719845660


So you need to get gay people high as balls? okay.
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>>719845961
What's the problem? I'm not really unhappy

>>719846047
Traps are gay anon
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>>719845880
"My standards are too high because I only like little cartoon boys in dresses"
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Because faggots can't act normal, and behave like being gay is their entire identity; which is annoying.
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>>719840653
I'm the only one that can have a beard in a relationship..
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>>719846173
Semantics wont get you anywhere
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>>719846282
So you only like asian boys?
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>>719845591
Oh my
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>>719846313


I know I do. But I'm bisexual.
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>>719846286
Your sexual depravity will deprive you of the ability to repopulate, you are quite literally a biological failure (at least gays can adopt other children)
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>>719846313
you know them Asian boys don't look to bad in a dress. :) So yea.
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>>719846525


i want to chew on your cute as fuck hair and lick your thighs... i want you to feel the utmost pleasure
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>>719846525
More
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>>719846513
You don't need to be attracted to someone to get them pregnant
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>>719842011
Kek
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>>719846130
so... YOU'RE BI.
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>>719841652


mein neger
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>>719842400
you're in a place that has a clover (=child lover) for its logo
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>>719840653
zoopity doop doop shoop in my poop chute
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>>719846729
Does it matter? Are you going to send the gay police to my house to take away my gay membership card if I fap to a boy before he takes his skirt off?
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>>719842336
You know you can be both, anon? NAMBLA was a pretty well-known thing.

>>719845427
>>719845986
>>719846513
>extinction
Literally the dumbest anti-fag reasoning out there. Even if you aren't gay, you still use condoms. If you don't, you're a fucking retard who is more likely to get HIV than a modern queer in a first-world country. Fag HIV rates are super-inflated due to drawing on numbers from shitholes where people don't believe in sex education.

Even gays can have kids. Surrogate parenting is a thing that happens.
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>>719845734


yeah apparently 50% of bi/gay people don't like anal sex

blowjobs and hand jobs are good enough

from personal experience they feel the best
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>>719847061


You are a bisexual man. You are not straight, you are not gay. Have a nice day (night).
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i'm bi, i like to expose myself sometimes on chaturbate
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>>719845722


Sodomy is literally any kind of sexual activity outside of the vagina. If your girlfriend gives you a blowjob, it's sodomy.
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>arguing with people in the internet
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>>719847174
No I don't like girls they're stupid and smelly
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I'm bi. The problem with having sex with bi/gay men is that so many of them are just so creepy. I always get massive anxiety after having sex because I think I've been infected with something.
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>>719844434
>5'6

Only short people are gay confirmed.
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>>719847326
I'd be willing to bet there's a higher percentage of straight women with something than gay men.
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>>719847432


there is literally no correlation between sexuality and height though

most of the gays i know irl are tall as fuck for some reason
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>>719847126
Interesting. I'm not very experienced, so I find it unappealing. Thanks for clearing that up.
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>>719840653
Because I can't fuck something I respect
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>>719847511
>Making up lies

You're not fooling anyone faggot.
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>>719847503
Depends. I'm closeted and only hook up with guys online. A.k.a creeps.
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>>719847511
Yeah must full on gays I know are lanklets

I wish there were more cute short guys though. I me an actually short though like 5-5'4
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>>719847644
Yeah I'm sure they're not the cleanest but straight guys or women doing that probably aren't either. I think gays "on average" are probably more worried and educated about that sort of thing.
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>>719847794


I'm a cute short bi guy.
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Not mentally ill.
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>>719847914
>>719847794

I look like this


>>719847995
neither am i, i'm bi
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>>719847914
You into fat hairy guys with no money and emotional issues guaranteed to make you uncomfortable bby
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>>719847511
2 minutes of google anon says otherwise

https://blogs.chapman.edu/press-room/2015/09/29/chapman-university-publishes-research-on-how-number-of-sex-partners-differ-by-gender-height-and-body-mass/

>shorter men have less sexual partners
>become sexually frustrated
>have sex with guys because they can't get any

Because being gay IS a choice.
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>>719848055
Cool, so you're half mentally ill?
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>>719848060

kek well at least i'm attracted to your sense of humor
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>>719848121
nope, kys


a single study this day and age almost means nothing in isolation
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>>719847263
Preaching to the choir, anon.
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>>719848216
If you think that's acceptable just wait until you see my completely average sized penis.
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>>719840653
Sucked a cock once and didn't enjoy it. Don't like things in my ass, not even for prostate stimulation. Don't get a boner or even a little excited when I see a pic of a naked guy, but I do for naked women. That enough?
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>>719848121
>correlation is causation
You're dumb.
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>>719848430
Do you eat ass?
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>>719848121


shorter guys have bigger dicks on average than taller guys so they still get as many girls


basic physics fam
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>>719848322

People infinitely smarter than you say otherwise and publish a thesis on it.
They provide factual data to support their argument.

>I-i-its only o-one!!

Typical homosexual
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>>719848609
How many girls know your dick size before they've already agreed to fuck you?
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>>719848556
No, sir. Not even a chick's ass.
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>>719847283


please post moar cutey
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>>719848763
That's fucked up fam you should eat your girl's ass
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>>719846797
?

>kys
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>>719840653
Because I am in a smaller group, far more elite, and far more immensely misunderstood minority than homosexuals.
I am asexual.
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>>719848644
dubs of truth.
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>>719848972
That's not real faggolio
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Because faggots need the death penalty.
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>>719840653
I think vaginas are awesome, seriously I love vaginas. Penis just doesn't do it for me.
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>>719849211
What about a guy with a vagina
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>>719849264
/d/ pls go
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>>719849296
Does /d/ have cuntboy threads?
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>>719847226
pics?
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>>719849448
Yes.
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>>719849579
be right back
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>>719849651
newfag?
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>>719849790
i don't check /d/ often but i've never seen one there

there's not one up currently either
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>>719849206


Why do you believe this? Almost nobody does.
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>>719848644
>People infinitely smarter than you

Because you actually know this.
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>>719848644
>Typical homosexual


What is typical here?
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>>719849933
Do you not realize that posters like that are just the new edgelords?

There's always a contrarian mindset, it used to be way more leftist and just being degenerate and anti-authoritarian as possible. Now they have to swing the other direction (though it's more of a short hop due to horse shoe politics) to be epic contrarians who think they get a smart medal for being contrarian.
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>>719848172
no.
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tfw no bf with a vagina
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>>719850886


must be an odd feeling.
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>>719850886


date a FTM?
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>>719850947
I did actually, shit was cash.
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>>719851008


green text?
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>>719851109
What do you want to know? I dated and also had sex with somone who was born biologically female but identified as male and tended to live life as one.
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>>719844061
Spit or swallow ?
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>>719840653
Not into dudes or buttstuff.
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>>719851288

for starters, tell us everything
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>>719851465
I'm not going to tell you anything now because you don't know how to talk to another human.
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>>719851509


what did his pussy smell/taste like?
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>>719840653
because i grew up in a strictly christian family & was taught that homosexuality is wrong.

but, i am now accepting & loving of everyone.
fuck religion.
religion causes wars.
individuality does not mean being alone.
gay bi straight black white yellow brown.
everyone looks & acts the same when they're in a coffin.
love them while they're here.
fuck being brainwashed.
i love you.
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