god fucking damn i cannot fucking stand the way i look. i fucking

>>719836174
cool

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>>719836174
Worship a deity.

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>>719836174

>>719836174
must suck

>>719836174
It's so ok man, do you know how many people are out there who get mad pussy and are way fucking uglier/goofier than you are? No matter how autistic you think you are, there's a slot out there for you man, someone appreciates you

>>719836422
ok
>>719836520
holy cow t swift is cute in that gif
>>719836663
indeed
>>719836884
idk man i'm panicking because i've never met a girl who liked me and it's almost too late, i'm already fucking 26 years old

>>719836174
then kys faggot

>>719836174
does a gay guy thinking you're cute helps you, OP?

>>719836174
I've asked you 4 times everytime you posted a thread like this: show me the damn fucking telecaster.

>>719836174
Stop looking at yourself arrogant faggot

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>>719838800
yes.
>>719838956
sorry, what do you want to see on it? i feel like i did show it before but you must not have been in that thread

>>719839394
Play some tunes chicks dig that, form a band broseph

>>719836174
have you ever kissed a woman before?

>>719839394

you're the kind of guy I would totally date, relax OP, btw, go out, download tinder, don't stay home on 4chan just whining, go get some girls and fuck alot.

also where's your dickpic?


kidding

>>719836174
Kill yourself and stop posting on /b/

I would date you :) <3

>>719839484
i play okay, no real interest in a band. were you asking to hear something? can't tell from the wording
>>719839768
i have not. nor have i hugged a girl.
>>719839798
uh i don't have any dick pics. thanks for being nice to me though.
>>719839827
one day.

>>719836174
Dude legit chill. It's more about confidence then anything else

>>719836174
ok now kill yourself

Go to bed, Mack.

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you could always kill yourself cause you're never gonna get laid bro

>>719840315
He looks like a Josh

>>719840206
If you want lol. But trust me man, you'd wanna form a band its one of the most fun things you can do.

>>719839798
>>719839940
Don't make it impossible for OP, he's too pussy to ask for your contact info. Help him out.

>>719836174
dude it looks totally normal wtf are u talking about...... fucker i have something like ur describing and i think it's because i was literally skullfucked for longer than i've been alive and it looks ok up close in person but not on cameras which is a bummer because i want to fix it for like 50k so i can do some camera stuff...

tldr u like pretty cute actually

>>719836174
I´d trade you.

Don´t like my face too much, at least you´re a 6/10.

not bad, better than me i'd say, you could easily steal my gf and i'd commit suicide

some people are met to be alone

dedicate all your time and effort to getting rich

>>719840206

Not being nice, just telling you the truth, go out, you're not ugly, but build some confidence about yourself, how you perceive yourself is kind of how other people see you as well, so keep that in mind.

You're fucking cute, just don't keep sitting on your computer complaining, go out, go to the clubs, drink some beers, dance, have fun and meet someone.

>>719836174
Unlock your 7 Chakras

>>719836174
I'd fuck you, no homo tho ;-))))))))))))))))))))

>>719839940
thanks for saying that
>>719840215
i've heard that, and i definitely don't have confidence. probably right idk though
>>719840221
i will.
>>719840315
nope
>>719840380
i'm aware, and i will. doesn't feel like the right moment right this second though, i'm sorry.
>>719840398
also not my name
>>719840423
oh i didn't mean to hint, i'm okay. i bet it's fun if you're not awkward as fuck.
>>719840472
please don't
>>719840506
>>719840538
thanks for being nice, i'm sure you guys are less ugly than me though for sure.

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I'm sure Rosemary Kennedy would of fucked you

>>719841031
you get over it, trust me man. Getting of the anxiety of the first time performing is the hardest part, but once you do it its amazing.

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>>719836174

Nigga, what you doing. Stop fucking crying you don't look good. Stop worrying about that shit, you're at rock bottom asking people on 4chan if you look good. You're fucking fishing for compliments man.

Fuck off

Now that that is said, you can still get pussy. Fucking learn some social techniques. If you have nothing to talk about, read some books on politics, watch some movies, expand your fucking inventory of interest you retard.

Once you do that, find some chick and talk to her about things that are interesting to you. If she doesn't care, then she's a fucking loser. Got it retard?

Now go be a faggot somewhere else.

>>719841031
>thanks for being nice, i'm sure you guys are less ugly than me though for sure.
>1 year and 6 months away from becoming a wizard

yeah haha, I'm... more handsome... haha.. /sigh

>>719841401
You wanna fuck, mate?

>>719836174
>Being this prideful.

Maybe set your narcissism aside and just accept yourself? Your face isn't the problem. What's preventing you from changing how you feel about yourself?

these threads are gayer than the man-on-man tab on PornHub

>>719836174
Dude i'm not even gay and i promise you're like a 7/10 which seems like it sucks but i promise if you just work on being nice and take care of yourself somebody WILL notice

>>719836174
I hate it too.

>>719836174
Have you tried internet relationships?

>>719836174
You look cute but you would look better if you loose some weight

>>719841772
Savage

>>719836174
It's one thing to be sad, but you don't have to make me sad as well.

>>719841836
You're fucking with him, right?

>>719841839

I think he's cute with some weight on, but if he wants to he should work out, idk

>>719836174
what don't you like about your face?

Don't cry OP, first of all I don't think your face is unattractive, second it doesn't even matter. Men don't even need to be pretty

>>719841401

>Constructive criticism

I think this is a troll but this dude looks pretty normal man. I mean I guess everyone wants to stand out, but who truly does you know?

>>719841944
It would help him out to have a companion, not saying they have to meet

>>719836174
Still look better than me, man, I'm a fucking Mexican, lmao.

>>719840683
there's no way i could steal a gf away from anyone.
>>719840718
i know. that resonates with me.
>>719840863
i don't even like money. but i know that no one would be with me unless i had lots of money. this makes me feel more worthless to think about it.
>>719840925
well i'll keep it in mind, i have a very hard time going out alone though. you didn't need to respond though, i appreciate your kindness.
>>719840947
my sister is doing that rn, funny you mention it
>>719840969
thanks for that lol
>>719841237
dude i didn't know about her, i just read about her lobotomy.

crazy to think about how savage the medical community was not even a century ago. they just cut in there and swung the blade around until she became incoherent, what the fuck type of surgery is that.

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Become a Keebler elf

ITT: Stupid fucking retarded newfags.

This guy posts on 4chan like every single day with the exact same pictures and the exact same "oh shit man I'm gnna kill myself : ( am so sad wahh waah pwease compliment me so I feel better"

>>719842384
I wouldn't know that, I don't spend much time as you obviously do on /b/, boy

This is what happens when you let your children suckle the nipple for to long smh.

Who tf cares

Can you explain to me what your thought process is when you make one of these threads? Like, what are you hoping to accomplish? You've done this shit I don't know how many fucking times. You're literally just fishing for compliments. Yes, you're ugly as fuck and you're going to die alone, DEAL WITH IT AND KILL YOURSELF FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK

don't listen to these guys telling you to kill yourself after all, we are all doing the EXACT same thing you're doing right now. I am also not the best looking guy so i can tell you this. It's not about looks man it's about being social. If it's not your thing, then make it. Have lots of different hobbies and meet a lot of people. educate yourself on a vast amount of subjects to talk to those people. And once you get them talking ask them LOTS of questions even if you don't give a shit about what they're talking about. people will want to talk to you just because you listen.. and that's honestly my best advice.

>>719836174
You shouldn't judge yourself so harsh OP

I tell you what, looks aren't that important, well maybe if you are a rock star or a model they are

But on the other hand you're not ugly, youre just average

I know a lot of people who are in really nice relationships that are below average

And looks is about preferences so whats pretty to you might just be something that someone else doesnt like at all

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>>719841548
>>719842037

I'm just saying he needs to move passed being a bitch and start self improving if he doesn't like what he is.

Instead of crying and asking for losers you don't know to validate your existence, use that dislike for yourself to motivate yourself to improve yourself.

Go be a faggot somewhere else.

>>719842210
They used an ice pick and a hammer going in behind the eye disabling the frontal lobe from the brain. Absolutely terrifying what they did to her and how they did it.

>>71984287
<333

>>719836174
Lose weight. Lopsided face matters a lot less than you think as a guy.

And if you still don't like it, go on to get jacked. It kinda works well to be jacked and have an ugly face.

>>719836174
/soc/ is over there. baw threads and faggotry reign supreme. go over there and post the same pic and a bunch of other genetic trash will reassure you and patch up your frail little ego.

>>719843711
truer dubs have not been posted.

>>719841307
i was in band in high school and i've played guitar for 2 shows in a small local band before, that doesn't make me that anxious. as long as i don't have to talk and i'm not alone on the stage i am fine. it's just the whole "band" dynamic feels uncomfortable, especially at this point.
>>719841401
i'm not asking if i look good, i know i don't.

it's crazy that everyone says to just walk up to girls and talk to them, i've never seen anyone do that irl as far as i'm aware. i really have no idea where people meet each other and it's not weird.
>>719841457
i'm 3 years and 8 months away. but have you hugged/kissed a girl?
>>719841567
i don't know how to change how i feel about myself, i have strong reasonings behind most of my feelings.
>>719841716
i'd be ecstatic if i was 7/10 dude, that would be a huge compliment. usually i get 2-4/10. i'd say 50% 2-4/10, 45% 5-6/10.
>>719841772
#REKT

i'm sorry
>>719841836
yeah, it ended disastrously.
>>719841839
thank you, and i know i need to lose lots of weight.
>>719841873
sorry, i need to just keep it to myself. i'm sorry.
>>719841991
that's nice to say, thanks.
>>719842025
yeah he looks almost like me.
>>719842027
left side is bigger than right. bigger cheekbone, higher eyebrow, larger jaw, etc. everything is fucked. nose is slanted even because of it. i can't even wear sunglasses to cover it up because every fucking pair of sunglasses on earth looks crooked on my face due to the asymmetry. so i'm forced to be ugly as fuck and i'm forced to not be able to cover it up no matter what i do. it fucking sucks.
>>719842152
i'd kill to be normal. i'm tired of being immediately dismissed by any potential mate because of my appearance.
>>719842207
mexicans are lucky because there are some very attractive mexican girls, and mexican girls only date mexican guys. and they don't care what you look like, just that you're interesting.

>>719842505
nice attempt at sounding superior, filthy casual.
fuck off back to r/trannycocks.

Go to church and make church friends. They have to be nice to you.

>>719843775

Nigga, you just talk to people. Girls are not some other race that will eat you.

>See chick at walmart
>Look at her for a moment
>DONT BE FUCKING CREEPY
>Notice something about her you can engage on
>Nice shoes?
>Is she wearing a shirt or something that indicates she likes something you know of?
>Is she looking at something you can talk about?
>No to all of those? Move on
>If yes to any one of those, don't go head long in, stop and think of what you want to talk about
>If you sperg out its fine, you at least ATTEMPTED

It seems lame, but being social is just like playing the guitar, the more you do it the better you are at it. If you don't do it, you'll never be good at it. Get it?

Being social isn't just a gift (It might be in some cases?) but normal people interact all the time and build technique without even knowing. If you don't socialize you don't build experience.

Go fail at talking to women, you'll learn what doesn't work before you learn what does. BUT YOU HAVE TO LEARN THAT.

>>719842304
funny shoop

posting my favorite all time shoop
>>719842384
not every day, i go weeks at a time without posting at all. but yes i do post too much. i'm sorry i offended you.
>>719842513
m-mom?
>>719842580
i'm sorry
>>719842591
no real thought behind it, i just feel really lonely and even being shat on by anons feels better than the crushing loneliness. and i panic sometimes and it helps to flesh out my thoughts so they're not so abstract. and i will kill myself someday soon i promise.
>>719842639
oh i don't listen to them, i thought about suicide before 4chan ever existed.

yeah i know it's social, and i'm really not a very social person. thanks for the advice
>>719842787
i can appreciate the positivity.
>>719842882
i can't believe that the medical community let that fly. seriously it's insane, it's dark ages shit.

man i don't know how scientists or doctors trust their own judgement so much, look at how many times "experts" have fucked up colossally over the course of history.
>>719843101
won't a lot of people just think i'm overcompensating?
>>719843711
every time i post on soc, i get shat on. that only works if you're moderately attractive.

You're worried that you're a virgin at 25, but that shits all just stuff people want to make you think you gotta worry about. Once you stop giving a shit what anyone on this planet has to say about how to live your life, thats when life truly begins for you. Quit measuring time and live now man, just live.

>>719843885
Lmao, I'm not lying though. I don't go on 4chan a lot, but I'm certainly not new here. And I mostly stay away from /b/, but the boards I usually go on have nothing interesting going on rn. So go back to choking on that cock, skrub.

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>>719836174
Wooo lopsided faces unite!~
Normally pretty bad but when I smile it looks like I'm crazy and have a lazy eye. Hate that shit.

>>719844836
Looking very dapper, lad.

if you gonna end it be a hero and stream in somewhere

>>719836174
Are you that faggot I screamed at a couple months ago for ruining my night? I'm pretty sure you are...

>>719844917
Gotta dress up to make up for face.

>>719844980
Looking good in all departments, though. No homo.

>>719836174
Ive seen worse OP. Just start going to the gym and get fucking ripped.

>>719844022
i went to church all my life growing up, no they don't have to be nice to you and i didn't make even 1 friend at church. ever.
>>719844345
i know you're right. god it's terrifying though, and they'll just all ignore me or scoff at me or mock me.
>>719844669
that's a fresh perspective. i'd still like to have a gf in my life though. i'm insecure about that.
>>719844836
holy fuck i know that feel about the lazy eye and looking crazy. you're not bad though bro, can't even notice it in that pic.

I'm a homosexual, so I dunno if this matters to you, but I find you far more attractive than you give yourself credit for.

Lemme see that dick tho fam

>>719844571
>won't a lot of people just think i'm overcompensating?

People will think you're overcompensating no matter what you do. At least being in good shape is healthy.

Plus it takes a lot of hard work and dedication once you start putting on muscle as a hobby. It's not going to happen in a single year. Just slimming down and putting on normal gym guy muscle you still look normal.

>>719844571
Do you not have any friends? Maybe if you stopped being a huge downer 24/7 people would want to talk to you

>>719836174
Lose weight, hit the gym, stop behaving like a bitch, and you'll look better. Otherwise just end it if you can't accept how you look right now.

>>719844951
will do, when i do it
>>719844977
probably. sorry.
>>719845073
>>719845547
i get that recommendation a lot. i guess i need to work out a ton.
>>719845357
thank you

i don't want everyone to see it, it's not impressive.

>>719837701
>>719843775
>>719844571
OP, I would just say start a workout. Walk every day for half an hour. After two weeks, try light jogging and walking mix, half and half for half an hour. Then after another while, try jogging the entire time. after you can jog the entire time for 30 minutes, after a month, try 45. Basically, you want to run not fast for long distances, as it burns the most calories. but first you gotta start walking.

After you shed enough weight, try planks, sit ups, push ups, bridges, squats, tricep dips, maybe buy some dumbells, 10 at first, then 25, then 35, and do reps of dumbell press and curls.

You will lose weight and become muscular.

Sorry for english lol

>>719846151
>>719846272
same guy as here

Eventually you want to be able to run 10 kilometres a day. once you think you are in good enough shape, you only need to run maybe 5 kilometres. getting in shape is harder then staying in reasonable shape.

Cut coke (i know not the general word for it in English, it is fizzy sweet drink). Try to cut extra sugares.

It may take over a year, but your goal if you are less than 1.9m tall should be under 90 kilogrammes

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>>719836174
Okay faggot, I approve this suicide, if you have the balls do it.

>>719846720
Delicious

>>719845818
i don't have any friends
>>719846042
>>719846272
>>719846649
i've never been in great shape, maybe i'll make that my main priority right now. i don't anticipate it will gain me a hug from a girl but i'm not fucking doing anything else with my life, may as well.

>>719847750
You'll def get more than hugs.. if you're not extremely awkward, that is. You're just average looking imo, I've seen guys who are actually ugly but ripped (or not) and girls don't care about their faces at all. Do it for you, though.. you'll feel a lot better once you start seeing your progress. Good luck.

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>>719836174
Every fucking week.

You know what? I've tried to help you but that shit doesn't sink in. In one ear and out the other. You WANT to be unhappy. You thrive from being unhappy.

You're ugly because you believe you're ugly. This is ridiculous now.

>>719848852
who is this? this girl is cute

>>719848958
Me. Picture included to show OP it's the same person who has tried to help and been shut down.

>>719848852
Looks like a girl I used to play wow with named jessica

>>719849034

Do you enjoy the Big Black Cock threads i post?

>>719849095
God damn she was beautiful. But you are very pretty if in fact you are whom you say. You know the rules....

>>719849153
I don't tend to look at those threads if I'm honest.

Did OP died?

>>719849255

I'd love to see you take a huge black thick black cock, you should browse those threads.

>>719848608
well i hope it's not too late
>>719848852
i didn't recognize you, i'm sorry. it's hard to tell on 4chan. i can't tell people from their posting style alone. if you want to talk to me i would like to talk to you though.

>>719849337
Ive even told you I would sleep with you or date you anon, but only if you stopped hating yourself. Nothing is more unattractive than someone who can't even be just OK with being them.

You need to get yourself out of this rut. I lost 30lbs so far in an attempt to get to a better place, mentally and emotionally. Fix your flaws, don't just wallow in self pity.

And the things you can't change, embrace.

>>719849640
do you want to talk on kik?

>>719849748
I don't have kik, only snap

>>719849841
i just made one, autist9000

>>719850583
Added

>>719850834
Give me your snap so I can add you too pls, you're pretty badass.

>>719836174
uh
idk if you've noticed, but everyone's face is lopsided
The chances of a perfectly symmetrical human face are so low it's basically impossible

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We had this thread 1 week ago.
Stop this stupid fucking bait

I have osteoporosis

>>719836174

your face is symmetrical af, what are you talking about

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>>719836174
What do you even get for spreading your faggotry on /b/ so often? Are you one of those attention whores? Instead of posting here all day long go to the gym, you huge faggot.

sage

>>719851423
i know but it's degrees of asymmetry. i think i'm significantly below average
>>719851523
i'm sorry
>>719851629
it isn't though
>>719851697
sorry, i get really lonely

>>719852383
>sorry, i get really lonely
Then fucking talk to real people, this isn't social interaction, /b/ is just for throwing feces at each other.

>>719852543
real people don't want to talk to me though.

>>719852657
Then keep projecting while you waste your life on /b/, cya.

>>719852740
i didn't mean to offend you.

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>>719836174
You're a dashing young man. Quit being so hard on yourself. You look like a dapper, younger Russell Crowe

>>719836174
Dude i already saw you on this site, get out of the fucking house and do something for yourself. You will find nothing here, just a bunch of b/tards.

>>719836174
Loses weight or suffer and realise how useless your desires actually are bro
They'll just make u feel better

Because we both know you don't care about ur face, couldn't give less of a fuck you just want pussy lol

>>719848852
Fake, there are no real grills on 4chan

You look normal dude.. You feel shitty, smoke some weed, work out a bit, get yourself into a positive mind. You just asked the wrong sample group