handy photos /thread

>>719825957
> spooked

>>719826259
I'm a cop and this is a troll.

Unless you get lucky with some fatass, you won't outrun a cop.

>>719826748
no body belives you

>>719826766
Cauliflower crust tastes like steamy garbage, tomato pie is the bomb

>>719826748
I'm a criminal and this is a troll.

You just gotta shoot the bastard in the kneecap, you'll outrun him easily.

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>>719826766
>St. Louis Style
Good shit my nigga

>>719825957
How to talk like a neck beard chart, fedora not included.

>>719827767
make a little heat from a small candle into a lot of heat by magic
or the steel core in contact with the terracotta could create a heat differential in the clay that causes it to explode spraying the room it is "heating" with high velocity baked clay shrapnel

>>719828241
Somebody should make a YouTube video of this so we can all see the delicious cookies!

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>>719828930
better version

/sh/nnfx89j0fy7itna/AAD-UprJAALzeJHMtAbIpI3Ua?dl=0

:getprophet:

>>719826766
> sushi pizza
my nigga

>>719826748
Agreed. But it's more interesting if they run.

>>719829701
Awh shit

>>719826402
This is literally the most useful infographic ever, except maybe one on how to make a water filter

>>719830107
just turn an aluminum can into a shim

>>719829279
Do you have this in a smaller version?

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>>719825851
This seems like the most useless infographic to know. There are probably 1000000 packages sent every day which are as sketchy as this, and probably 1-2 actually dangerous packages every year.

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relaxes your wrist

>>719828241
>nitroglycerin

kek

>>719826402
Wow, this is super useful. If you know the sundown time, you can use it to estimate the time pretty well, especially if you factor in the season and your latitude.

>>719830778
OWWWWWWWWW WHAT THE FUCK MAN!!!!!

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>>719830467
but it can happend to (You)

> thread is cool

>>719830956
lmao its called stretching noob

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>>719826470
The unlock a chain lock from outside thing makes no sense.

>>719830696
i aint trust that gif

>>719829701
How do I open this?

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>>719831170

>>719831305
Lock not unlock.

>>719825998
the fact that someone needs instructions for this is sad

>>719831798
dropbox dot com and paste

>>719831843

Don't do this. It makes nerve gas.

>>719832197
Awesome thanks. Cool collection.

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>>719825851

>>719830960
Thanks for the (You)!!!!!!!!!!!

Here's another (You)

>>719826657
This was a nice read

>>719826748
The all wear dress shoes How the he'll are they gonna catch you?

>>719825957
You're a jumbo faggot.

>>719826259
>20 years old
>20 years of experience
That's not how it works.

>>719831629

Goddamn Zeus, holy shit.

>>719826748
I stopped reading when that nigga said he from Toronto.

I don't know how it is up in moose-humping Canadia, but it's not the United States where cops operate on a quota and a privatized prison system is ubiquitous throughout the country.

>>719830778
"Dislocate your thumb in two easy steps!"

>>719825957
Splendid, I bellowed upon inspecting this admirable post. What a tremendous, merry day.

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>>719833637
>Metal fences with the holes in them
Tl:dr, skipped from the 1st para to the last.

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>>719829100

>>719829279
viginaviginaviginaviginavigina
penis penis penis penis penis
buttsex
buttsex
buttsex
buttsex
buttsex

>>719825851
>gets package
>OwO whats this
>tastes package
>sees wires coming out
>oily stains
No fuckin shit it's dangerous

>>719830778
I don't get it? Am I supposed to feel something?

>>719826042
maybe it's just because i'm tall, but how the hell do you fuck with that windsor shit and not look like Al Bundy?

>>719830871
Or you could use a fucking watch.
>b-but zombie apocalypse
Use a sun dial or common sense.

>>719832139
Rule 41 makes me think this dude's a fag. Desu was the original YLYL banana/spiderman. It wasn't made to be funny you nigger, your thread sucks and so do you.

>>719826766
>be me
>eating at uni cafe
>they attempted to make stromboli
>the gas that i unleashed right as my roommate and i were going to bed
he nearly puked and it tasted like shit but they were ametuers

>>719831875
It fuckin says unlock.

>>719831875
great, now ive locked myself out!

>>719828241
So yummy

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>>719833015


10000 % failure

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>>719828936
>no such thing as 4chan gold account

>>719833508
This is my favorite

>>719834198
penis
vagina
buttsex

>>719833085
What kinda magic fairy land are people living in where you can get those prices on all that shit? ($75 grocery)

>>719831305
nigga you dumb the rubber band just pulls the chain lock towards its unlatched side of its slider

>>719826657
>There are not enough women in positions of power

stopped reading there, women are retarded

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>>719829100

>>719828241
Aluminium foil in the microwave ??? !!! ? At best you will damage your microwave at worst you will start a fire - that"s just without the NG, but with the nitroglycerine too, you will have a whole load more of trouble. Enjoy the sparks and being homeless and henceforward uninsurable.

>>719835770
that's the joke

>>719837270
>thatsthejoke.png