>Walks up to you
>Grabs your dick
>You're a big boy aren't you?
WHAT DO YOU DO?
Get the fuck out of dodge cuz I'm scared of going to jail over some bullshit ass bitch
>I knew that something was wrong. When she ran into a black mans arms. Dead giveaway!
Do what I did the last time a girl said that to me, at a house party.
>Well why don't you come upstairs and see exactly how big it is
>Grab her, take her to bedroom
>Throw her on the bed
>Pull her panties down and lick her pussy
>Fuck her for 40 mins
>Cum on her mouth and watch her swallow
return the favor
Jesus Christ you guys are fucking weird. Why do you ask this question constantly?
I can only imagine some 20 year old, 300 pound spas who smells like corn chips masturbating furiously to the thought of anon-kun's dick
I don't like imagining that. So stop.
>my wife comes from around the corner
>"Get your hands off my husband's dick before you get socked in the jaw, bitch."
Ask if she's horny or just fucking around.
If horny go to my place and fuck her beautiful face.
If not, ask to go away.
Tell her "let me get my camera." Hit record call her a stupid bitch and slap her beat her till she bleeds. Then i start getting hate from youtubers. Make a video and say it is all out of context. Play the victim card. Go on with life and not get banned off of youtube.
Do you think a girl would purposefully grab your dick just to prank you? That's most likely undone or you have to reach such an austicly beta level even I can't comprehend
Ok lady u have 10 minutes to get ur hand of my cock
grab her by the throat, put her down on her knees. "You're about to find out, aren't you?" Whip my cock out and slap her in the face with it. Probably fuck her throat until she gags, then cum all over her forehead.
The fire rises!