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>Walks up to you >Grabs your dick >You're a big

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>Walks up to you
>Grabs your dick
>You're a big boy aren't you?

WHAT DO YOU DO?
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>>719816917
Check for a dick
If none then make her eat all the eggs
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>>719816917
Well obviously you grab the pussy m8
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Get the heck off me lady. Before any sort of close contacts between me and you I need to see two things:

1)your negative HIV test result
2)your tits

Then we can negate.
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Pull her pants down and suck her trannie dick
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>>719816917
- The fuck is wrong with you, lady?
*push back*
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>>719816917
Pull down pants and let her see.
What other answer could there be?
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>>719816917
y-you too
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Laugh because I have a micro dick and I'm ugly.
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>>719816917
Pull her pants down/off, pick her up by her thigh, push panties aside on go to town on her.
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>>719818371
Gold
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>>719816917
Laugh heartily because "hers" is probably bigger.
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>>719816917
Shove her away, scream and call the police
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Giggle and say I'm not into women.
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say ill be bigger once those pants come off
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>>719817950
you mean negotiate? you illiterate fuck
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>>719816917
For you
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>>719816917
"How dare you"
*backhand slap*
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>>719816917
.... for you
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>>719818635
kek
no he wants to negate her activation and destroy her.
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>>719818719
damn, beat me to it
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>>719818399
Don't lie fag
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>>719816917
Call her a lying bitch.
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>>719818795
ok i would freak out and ask her to please leave me alone
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>>719816917
Right cross to her temple.
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Get the fuck out of dodge cuz I'm scared of going to jail over some bullshit ass bitch
>I knew that something was wrong. When she ran into a black mans arms. Dead giveaway!
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>Mfw cock grab
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Look what I can do!
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>>719816917
for you
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>>719818371
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>>719816917

Initiate intercourse.
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>>719816917
Do what I did the last time a girl said that to me, at a house party.

>Well why don't you come upstairs and see exactly how big it is
>Grab her, take her to bedroom
>Throw her on the bed
>Pull her panties down and lick her pussy
>Fuck her for 40 mins
>Cum on her mouth and watch her swallow
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>>719818371
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push her hand of my dick
then run away
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>>719818371
Lost it
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>>719818371
get out you fucking beta
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>>719816917
return the favor
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>>719818371
lol
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>>719818371
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Hope it's not a prank
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>>719821097
What, you actually think a girl will finally walk up to you and start a conversation? KEK
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>>719818371
I spit my drink all over my keyboard
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>>719816917
Jesus Christ you guys are fucking weird. Why do you ask this question constantly?

I can only imagine some 20 year old, 300 pound spas who smells like corn chips masturbating furiously to the thought of anon-kun's dick

I don't like imagining that. So stop.
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>>719816917
>implying i identify as "male"
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>>719818371
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>>719822084
I smell like triscuits my dude
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>>719816917
Turn 360 degrees and walk away
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>>719822615
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Reluctantly fuck the shit out of her and mourn the loss of a penis that never was.

What? She's hot.
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>>719822964
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cry.
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Whats her name again?
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>>719816917
You must be confused the tall black man is that way
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>>719816917

4 you
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>>719816917
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>>719818719
This was direction I was considering as well
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Not really, no, around average size I guess.

Also Emily Rudd will never talk to me or try to seduce me and steal my virginity, so it doesn't matter.
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>>719816917

redo this with her grabbing your balls instead pls
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>>719816917
>Politely tell her "I'm happily in a relationship"
>Tip my fedora
>Turn 360 degrees
>Walk away
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new
>>719824516
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>>719816917
>sorry im gay
>360 turn
>moon walk away
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>>719816917
"HELP. HARASSMENT."
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>>719818371
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A nigger will suck a cock faster than a white man.
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>>719824692
well plaid sir
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Get everything I can get out of that situation cause I haven't had sex for 9 years.
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>>719824692
She could be a chic with a dick. Then you'd be down for it...fag
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>>719816917

>my wife comes from around the corner
>"Get your hands off my husband's dick before you get socked in the jaw, bitch."
>mfw
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>>719825482
Fag
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why do i suddenly have a dick

how dare you comment on my weight
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>>719825344
Fag
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>>719825550
>>719825595

Samefag.
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>>719825595
Fat fag
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>>719825595
No. Just incredibly unattractive, crippled and socially awkward.
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Ask if she's horny or just fucking around.
If horny go to my place and fuck her beautiful face.
If not, ask to go away.
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>>719825637
Fag
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>>719825619
Faggot
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>>719825752

Is that your best insult, ignoramus?
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>>719825835
FAG
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>>719826028

Sticks and stones may break my bones
but you're still an ignoramus.
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>>719816917
Say did you just misgender me?
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>>719816917
Where's your pimp?
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If a man farts, a fag smells it does it turn him on
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>>719817913
Kek.
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>>719816917
call the cops and get her arrested for rape. give em a taste of their own medicine. no means no, bitch
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Tell her "let me get my camera." Hit record call her a stupid bitch and slap her beat her till she bleeds. Then i start getting hate from youtubers. Make a video and say it is all out of context. Play the victim card. Go on with life and not get banned off of youtube.
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>>719821097
>>719821765
Do you think a girl would purposefully grab your dick just to prank you? That's most likely undone or you have to reach such an austicly beta level even I can't comprehend
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Scream rape. Put her in jail for 10 years.
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>>719820071
Sure thing
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>>719816917
Ok lady u have 10 minutes to get ur hand of my cock
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>>719816917
>for you
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>>719830216
^^^
Found the Gay
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>>719831174
r u retarded?
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>>719831446
Retarded for the Rudd, hell yeah
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>>719816917
grab her by the throat, put her down on her knees. "You're about to find out, aren't you?" Whip my cock out and slap her in the face with it. Probably fuck her throat until she gags, then cum all over her forehead.
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>>719818371
include me in the screencap
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>>719818719
>>719819529
>>719831016
>>719818795
The fire rises!
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>>719816917
ask why she lie.. WHY SHE LIE!!!???!!!???
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>>719832943
Uhhhhh huh.
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