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Faces of B/ roast me

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Faces of B/ roast me
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>>719811061
They're good for showing I'm serious about feet
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>>719811320
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>>719811061

>ey-ey-eyebrows
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ugly as shit,like me maybe
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>>719811992
I'd blow you
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>>719811992
Lose weight and change your hairstyle to fit your age.
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do my shoes make me lok gay??
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add me on steam
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your so ugly that when your mom dropped you off at school she got fined for littering.
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>>719810659
When your eyebrows undergo metamorphosis.
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>>719812930
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>>719813181
Cutie
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Me again
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>>719810659
Fluffy eyebrows.
Sparse beard.
?
Post pubes.
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anyone else on while taking a mean dump
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what do you think
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>>719813323
Kinky ;)
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>>719811992
Get some exercise.
Get a haircut.
Wash your face.
You'll be fine.
5/10 Would bang about five years from now.
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>>719813552
sexy
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>>719813510
7
>>719813552
Also 7
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>>719813510
>Lives in a trailer park
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R8 me *squats* guys *spits sunflower seeds*
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>>719812616
You're asking that because you can't actually see your shoes, aren't you?
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>>719811992
Yucky hair
>>719812724
I love it
>>719813181
Very cute
>>719813281
Why smoke? Also, thicker hair would do wonders for you
>>719813510
Very nice. What does the hair look like without a hat?
>>719813552
Effay
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>>719813510
>>719813181

Post barefeet
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>>719813552

proportions wrong. skinny face, whale body.

1/10
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>>719813812
ew.
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opinion?
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>>719813963
When you use an app to blur/smooth ur face
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>>719813510
Do you work at a dispensary?
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>>719813844


I smoke because I don't care about dying of cancer.

Don't know how I could get thicker hair, I can barely get a comb through this shit as it is.
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>>719813844
Hey, you're a really nice person. Keep it up
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>>719814100

Jimmy "The Wolfman" Neutron
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>>719810659
Roast him what, dearie? A pig, a pigeon or a chicken?
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>>719813963
QT 3.14
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huehuehu
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>>719814380
A pig of course
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>>719814339

>Jew hair

>has definitely tried to fuck that cat.
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>>719814100
I'd let my wives fuck you
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>>719814339
How come the cat looks healthier than him?
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>>719814339
you jewish?
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>>719812724
I haz a nauseous.
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>>719814406

Stereotypical autistic IT kid
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>>719811992
>>719812616
>>719812802
why dont girls like me
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>>719814536
You're so funny anon hahahahaha omg I really am JEWISH and HAVE tried to fuck my cat. You're so on POINT it hurts hahahaha
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>>719814100
He is a cute lad.
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>>719814105
You mean photoshop?
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>>719813552
Kinda cute/10
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>>719814574
because its a cat! arguably natures most aesthetic animal!!! hahahah!!!

>>719814581
Nope!!! Presbyterian!! hahaha!
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>>719814536
He looks more Irish than Jeiwsh
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>>719814570

That wierd mexican dude at every party who never has a job but always brings shitloads of bud light, then tries to hook up with your girl and tries to fight you when she won't have it.
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Did you know that if you post a pic of yourself with no shirt on it makes you look ten times gayer?
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Gimme me the ol breakfast blend roast
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>>719814871

Well, You would know.
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pic of me
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>>719810659
roast me pls
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>>719813963
Where are your friends Baloo and Bagheera?
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>>719814925
You're the poster boy for eugenics.
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>>719814925
terrible haircut, otherwise you could look good
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rate
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>>719814760
so, southerner? and did your presbyterian parents at least have ya snipped?
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>>719814968
kek
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>>719814814
ur wrong bitch
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>>719814100
There is a chin growing out of your chin.
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>>719814339
8
>>719814635
Cause you look like a twink
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>>719815124


Oink
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>>719815156

FUCCCCCCK OFFFF FORESKIN FAGGOT
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>>719815128
Shave
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>>719815171

I see nothing that contradicts my evaluation
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>>719814246
Thanks. It's because I'm ugly.
>>719814224
Eh, I understand I guess. I just don't find much pleasure in smoking so I think the negatives outweigh the positives.
Also bullshit you can barely get a comb through your hair.
>>719814339
Both very cute
>>719814996
What's the pupper's name?
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>>719814339
That is a damned fine looking cat.
10/10 Would pet.
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>>719815327
i dont even drink alcohol nor am i mexican lol
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>>719815360

Bullshit yourself, my hair isn't even close to thinning
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>>719815494

Prove it
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>>719815604
how mane
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am i pretty
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>>719815661
ProJared?
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>>719815700

Eh... I mean, if I was really desperate...
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>>719815700
Ya
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>>719813510
you look like cancer keemstar xD
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>>719814339
Unless you mind saying...
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>>719813281
>>719815552
Then maybe wash it more? It's laying flat against your head like you slept retarded, you nasty fuck
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>>719815819
Lol oh god why anon

Me again
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>>719815700
age? and post pic touching nose for proof this be you?
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>>719814635
You're setting off the gaydar.
See if boys will like you.
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>>719815156
Yup! From Texas! And circumcisionally, I'm natural! Hhahah!!

>>719815178
I'll take your 8 and raise you 9!!! JK hahahaha!
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>>719815986

I put styling cream in it. That style fit the aesthetic I was going for that day, and I like the way it looks.
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>>719813963
>Literally
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>>719815944
Saying what??

>>719815405
Thanks friend, his name's Carl!!

>>719815360
Preesh!
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>>719815992
18 and real as they get bbycakes :^)
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>>719815552
Being this in denial. Shit, I was trying to be nice.
>>719815700
Pretty good
>>719816184
Oh. Okay, sure.
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>>719815991
9
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Bowl Cut Cult member
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>>719810659
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>>719815360
His name is Holocaust
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>>719814968
Meth is bad, m'kay?
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>>719812724
yo zeppeli wheres your hat
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>>719816318

>Being nice

>/b/

Shiggy
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>>719814996
You are one hot bitch. Ditch the human and we'll go get some squirrels.
10/10
Would toss frisbee.
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>>719816722
lol
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I'm the one on the right
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>>719816170
Huh, whys that? Is your dad also uncut or something?
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>>719815124
7/10
Would bang.
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>>719816894
please stop posting
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>>719816894
I'm getting memories of watching Borat with my mother now
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>>719814635
beiber fever is over
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Lots of kikes and spics in this thread
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>>719817289
BIEBER FOREVER
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Rate me
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>>719817540
7/10 show feet
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Honestly aside from the thick eyebrows you're pretty good looking. If you just grow your hair a bit more it won't look as weird
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>>719810659
You look like that YouTuber that's obsessed with used tampons and period blood.
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>>719814339
Name of cat?
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I may look 12 but I promise I'm not pls r8
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>>719818240
I think I love you
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>>719818302
Uwu thank u xxxx
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12/18 would bang
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My sister and I
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>>719818240
Do you like Metallica?
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>>719816184
the aesthetic being beta autist?
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>>719812724
I wouldn't bang you, but don't change. You have a charming look about you.
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>>719818525
Yeah I do, but I prefer slayer
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>>719816316
Post dick?
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H E L L O / B /
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>>719818240

Australian/10
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Put your photo into google image and see what google's best guess for that image is
>inb4 best guest for image is faggot
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uwu
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I know it's not original but you look like an eyebrow faggot
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>>719818526
If you're gonna roast, at least put some effort into it.
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>>719818665
But I am a dirty polish Slav lul
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>>719818502
Please be the one on the right.
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>>719818803

You look like you're wearing those joke disguise glasses with the comically large nose.
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>>719813963
post that panamanian dick cutie
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>>719818703
Dutch/10
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>>719818838

I say Aussie because hardly nobody listens to Northlane outside of Straya
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>>719818875
Yah!
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>>719818803
Loran Koscielny, is that you?
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>>719819069

Face 9/10

eyes 10/10

eyebrows 2/10
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>>719819052
Their loss bc Northlane is fucking lit
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>>719819153
>eyebrows 2/10
liar
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>>719818240
Pleeease tell me you like metal/goth chicks
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>>719819155

I tried to listen to them, just couldnt enjoy it no matter how I tried
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>>719819153
I'll take it
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>>719819200

Hun, they are a big unruly.
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>>719819236
Yes ofc lol
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>>719810659
You fat slit
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hi
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My gf /b/, dont be jealous, and rate.
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>>719819350

Kys. ugly.
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>>719819238
They have a new song called intuition and it's pretty great. The song that got me into them was dispossession
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>>719819153
>eyebrows 2/10
It's not bad at all. Some of the girls in these threads have eyebrows thicker than my thumb.

She could use a trim and some styling, but it at least looks normal.
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>>719819307
best kind
or you prefer this?
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>>719819384

Good job anon, please don't ever break up with her. I couldn't stand to see a fine specimen like that in the single scene.
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>>719819447
wtf

thick eyebrows is best eyebrows
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>>719819402
Oh. And where's your beautiful face anon? Show me how it's done?
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yeah this is me
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>>719812616
No your face does
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>>719819350
you're actually so disgusting it makes me want to hurt myself
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>>719819456

No, thats lopsided. just shave them all off
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>>719819384
At least she's white
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>>719810659
Actually, not too bad. Your four head is too big your hair is getting thin and your eyebrows are too thick. Trim that shit up and would bang
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>>719818798
>Not even trying to roast, kid. Stop dressing like a schoolshooter and you'll be fine. Atm you look like your stereotypical neckbeard thinking he's "classy" and "dapper"
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I suck at faces of b
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I found OP's twin brother, featuring less pedo
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>>719819534
Can you stream it for us? I'd love to see you kill yourself
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>>719819296
show us the tits of /b
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>>719819646
shut up you ugly bitch
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>>719819517

"Dapper" "classy".

whut

No seriously, you're trying too hard.
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>>719819296
would look better with my cock in your face
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>>719813963
God, I hope you're a bottom
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>>719819730
Where's your face anon? Lets see how beautiful you are?
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>>719819296
OK you can stop posting now...
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>>719819667
>>719819791
>>719819843
ooooooooooook
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>>719819645
OP isn't a pedo?
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>>719814339
You still lurking?
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>>719819736
Ugly and insecure. I can see why you spend your days on /b/ posting in these threads
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>>719819793
right??
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>>719818626
not gay lol
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>>719819964

>Insecure

You're getting warmer, but thats still not a decent roast.
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>>719819842
im perfect uwu
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>>719819877
???

Wot?

Slut wants attention
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>>719819877
Show me your armpits and bellybutton please
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>>719820074
wash your fucking hair, there's a web
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>>719819877
You know webms are automatically muted on /b/ right
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>>719810659
Fuck, I've never seen a 10/10 living god before
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Ayyyy
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>>719819877
make thread already
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>>719816905
no, he was circumcised at the age of 15

>>719818160
Carl

>>719818593
thank you friend

>>719819925
yes, why
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>>719820205
You're a fucking cancer
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>>719820074
I know right? So perfect that ..no one even really gave you a rating or took a second look at you.
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>>719819505
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>>719820287
GOD DAMN your eyes are stunning! Please post a pic without cig in mouth
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>>719820287
wow. so that's how transgender man looks like
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hella depressed, roast me until i an hero
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>>719819877
Wish I was fucking you/her right now
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>>719819518
you posted on 4chan what do you expect?
[spoiler]kys[/spoiler]
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>>719820342
Then why are you uncut?
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>>719820068
Not same dude but you do realize you constantly replying to his comments only makes you seem more insecure right?
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>>719820033
Fair enough. Is it cut at least tho?
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>>719819350
Fem or male? Either way, I've seen your replies, you're fucking annoying
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>>719820834
no, i'm not a filthy amercan or jew
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>>719820740
I expect nothing really. What's wrong with asking to see someone's face that is talking to me?
>>719820876
What annoys you so much, anon?
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>>719820200
Rolling
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>>719820782
bc I think my parents realized its an absurd procedure
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>>719820815

I'm not denying I'm insecure. But if I'm gonna be roasted I at least want to be entertained by it
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>>719821173
that gif looks like my little sisterq
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>>719821050
They asked what gender you were please just answer, don't be a passive aggressive cunt
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>>719820556
Merry Christmas
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>>719819350
Looks like an alien pretending to be human.
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>>719812724
Grow a beard waligie
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>>719816517
nice
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>>719821352
Oh, I'm a boy. Wow so many sensitive people. Should we all hold hands instead?
>>719821420
Close
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>>719817540
Dylan Kliebold in about four years./10
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>>719821556
waluigi
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I hate these threads
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>>719821659
>Gives a passive aggressive response anyways
Kek
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>>719821556
yucan't even spel properly anon, get a grip
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>>719821151
>>719821151
>>719821151
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>>719821659
Hey, I just want to have a civil conversation. Yet here we are, with you still being a passive aggressive cunt
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>>719821855
>hates these threads
>posts in thread
Twenty one pilots is trash
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>>719822117
This
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>>719822117
That's the point kys
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>>719822117
No wonder I can't read that shirt
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>>719821403
OOOOOOHHHHHH FUCK ME UP DADDY
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>>719821975
Why not just go full guy fieri and frost those tips?
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