waiting for something even potentially funny to anyone ever
If you haven't seen it before, fuck it's worth it.
Laughter is triggered when we find something humorous. There are three traditional theories about what we find humorous:
The incongruity theory suggests that humor arises when logic and familiarity are replaced by things that don't normally go together. Researcher Thomas Veatch says a joke becomes funny when we expect one outcome and another happens. When a joke begins, our minds and bodies are already anticipating what's going to happen and how it's going to end. That anticipation takes the form of logical thought intertwined with emotion and is influenced by our past experiences and our thought processes. When the joke goes in an unexpected direction, our thoughts and emotions suddenly have to switch gears. We now have new emotions, backing up a different line of thought. In other words, we experience two sets of incompatible thoughts and emotions simultaneously. We experience this incongruity between the different parts of the joke as humorous.
The superiority theory comes into play when we laugh at jokes that focus on someone else's mistakes, stupidity or misfortune. We feel superior to this person, experience a certain detachment from the situation and so are able to laugh at it.
The relief theory is the basis for a device movie-makers have used effectively for a long time. In action films or thrillers where tension is high, the director uses comic relief at just the right times. He builds up the tension or suspense as much as possible and then breaks it down slightly with a side comment, enabling the viewer to relieve himself of pent-up emotion, just so the movie can build it up again! Similarly, an actual story or situation creates tension within us. As we try to cope with two sets of emotions and thoughts, we need a release and laughter is the way of cleansing our system of the built-up tension and incongruity.
Just entered this thread and I think I might be the one able to revive it
You don't exactly have to like traps, but that is fairly accurate. Even though it's probably made by some triggered /b/tard trying to justify jacking it to 'chicks' with dicks.
Anon wouldn't dare.
Remember remember the 21st of January 2017. It's a sa^H^HCATURDAY!
is this what people consider funny nowadays?
I have not laughed even once. this is terrible.
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Bean Bag Buccaneers is a two player children's game, the object of which is to pick up your treasure chest on the central island and sail back safely.
Each player has a giant sailing ship as their main game piece. Each ship has a removable sail, two trigger-action side panels, and a huge spring-driven cannon. Players take turns moving forward along a prescribed track and shooting bean bags at their opponent's ship. A hit on one of the side panels will force it to pop off and give the player a free shot at the other side; a hit forcing the sail off becalms the ship for a turn.
To add to the pirate flavor, each player also has an eye patch. Wearing these will slightly affect depth perception and add a marginal bit of sport to the shooting.
This game retailed for the somewhat impressive sum of $16 back in 1962. With its huge plastic ships (close to a foot long), giant vinyl play mat, and the eye patches, it may well stand as one of the more overproduced games of the early 1960s.
It's a proven fake, but it's kind of cute/sad that you think this fetid mess is real.
Okay let's see if I can figure this out
>The Zenith Passage
>Stages of Decomposition
>Purification By Fire
>No fucking clue
>Fuck that noise
>The Kennedy Veil
>Fuck that noise too
>more fucking clue
This is a time machine the effect is caused by temporal displacement fields.
I think loli threads are pretty funny
cat: what the fuck is this shit.
Dog: Its snow cat look its fun just jump around in it.
Cat: Fuck that shit.
Dog: Just put your face in it smell it its fresh.
Cat: Hell no.
Dog: I said smell it Bitch.
Let me answer, because youre a faggot with no sense of humour. Someone commenting "tits" on the internet... hilarious. Oh she said merry christmas! BET SHE WASNT EXPECTING TITS TO BE A REPLY HAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA