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Gf is passed out and I'm horny and need to cum. Don't

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Gf is passed out and I'm horny and need to cum. Don't want to jerk off alone. What do???
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>>719806280

Gently stroking here but I'm losing altitude boys
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>>719806280
take her shirt off
stick your dick in her mouth
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>>719806280
pull down her pants
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>>719806280
She looks pretty dead.
Is she cold?
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>>719806484
She'll wake up though. She just rolled over
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>>719806280
why is your cock black?
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>>719806810
So?
She is there to please you what else can she possibly be used for?
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>>719806280
well fuck, so what if she wakes up? then just have sex
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>>719806280
Have you ever cleaned your cock bro wtf also cum on her face as a surprise
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>>719806830
It's not black. Is it?!
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Is your gf 11?
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I threw her hand on it but she's still sleeping
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pull her pants down
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>>719806950
dude, your weenie is 10 shades darker than your legs. that is not normal.
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>>719807094
put her hand around your cock
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Tbh tits or gtfo
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>>719807230
Lmaooo man I have really white legs.

I'm very clean.

Also she woke up and started laughing and these
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Why does your dick look so fake and photoshopped
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Pull her shirt up
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>>719807094
pull her pants down and wake her up with a quick fuck. duh
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/thread/
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>>719807359
ok, now tits or gtfo
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>>719806280
Anal
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>>719806280
First of all, tits or gtfo, an second, butt fuck her. Now carry on, anon.
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>>719806280
Your dick is literally a nigger
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>>719806280
why don't you try some light foreplay to see if it wakes her up in the mood to fuck? Like, start caressing the nape of her neck or something.
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>>719807242
Good call anon. Now we're getting somewhere.
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pull pants down, cum on her pubes
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Put your dick between her barefeet
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get you dick checked for circulation problems. that thing looks nicrosised. source: im a dr.
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>>719807855
This dubs.
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>>719807844
put balls in mouth
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>>719807705
Aye
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>>719806280
Wake her up.
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>>719807844
teabag her.
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>>719808052
can't wake up
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>>719806280


YOU CAN STICK THAT DICK ANY WHERE AND SHE WON'T FEEL IT. IT'S LIKE A BABY DICK
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>>719807993
if you were, you'd know how to spell necrosis.
- SurgeryFag
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we would love a foot pic
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>>719808219
Beat me to it
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If dubs, stab her in the neck
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>>719808268
/thread
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>>719808052
wake her up inside
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SAAAVEEE MEEE
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Sniff her feet and armpits
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>>719806830
He's probably Latino?
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>>719808623
do it anon
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wtf is wrong with your dick?

cut it off anon
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>>719808623
Jesus, how old is your gf bro??? She looks young
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>>719807992
2nded
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>>719807230
need to be 18 to post here
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>>719806280
Jesus... what's wrong with your dick?
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Cum on face plz
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Put your weird dick in her mouth
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>>719808623
Just do it!
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OP you are a white man with the penis of a nigger midget, I salute you OP you are a winner also that girl is hot rub your oddly niggerish dick on her lips
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>>719808735

Might be filipino
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>>719808966
Happening!!
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fake
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>>719808991
Maybe
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>>719806280
Put her head on a pillow, get a blanket. Jerk yourself off in the shower and stop being a sick fuck.
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your dick looks weird but anyway, stick it in her cunt. wake her up with rape
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>>719808623
Alexis?!
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is it time for bewbz? I'd like bewbz.
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>>719809165
this. rolling for dubs
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>>719808973
This inspired me
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>>719809171
You know her, oh shit
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Give us more guys !!
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Captain Greydick needs to deliver!
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let's pull up that shirt...
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>>719808735
My ex look like a 17 and she is 22
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>>719809269
Shit just got real... moar
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>>719809258
Tits or gtfo
But don't actually I like where this is going
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>>719809269
nice try
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>>719809258
look if u r going to put on a show at least m=dont make it so obiovus that u are fucking doing this with her awake
>"passed out gf " hahahah
eyes covered common man just let us see her pussy so we can all save it and fap to it save us the trouble
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>>719809500
Caught out. Time to slit wrists
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>>719809258
I love happy ending
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>>719809586
crusher of dreams right here. But yah let's see that ham wallet
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>>719809586
Yes please
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>>719808623
Is this considered cp? She looks 8
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>>719809586
Yup. Time to show the pink and the stink
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>>719809878
Fuck it if it is
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>>719809586
This turned out well. And also she's not comfortable posting herself
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OP got rumbled and ran?
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>>719809929
Let's see the cum sponge
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pull dem titties out, yo!
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>>719810222
Trips you must deliver OP
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there's too much cock and not enough gash to tits for me. I'm out.
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>>719810399
Dubs confirm
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Well now we're up and I let her read the replies. She's okay with it
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that chick should be more naked if she's that much passed out...
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>>719810296
this?
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ugh is she mexican/hispanic
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