Free Shit/ old school YLYL thread. Oldfag here, I'm an

>>719793252
[email protected]

Pls send me ebook!!

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lets begin.

>>719793522
no, email me.

>>719793621
Fine

Whats it about?

>>719793252
my scam senses are tingling.

>>719793621
no, you email me.

>>719794056
No, you email ME.

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op here, no scams, no malware, no lists. free shit in exchange for a potential review. dont like it? youve paid nothing. on with the content. keep bumping.
https://www.amazon.com/Fusion-Heart-STAR-EPIC-Book-ebook/dp/B01G0TOU14/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1485043061&sr=1-1&keywords=fusion+heart

>>719794157
You need ME faggot, not the other way around. I'm not sending you my IP address and can't bother waiting on an anonymous/temp one

>>719794228
>op here, no scams, no malware, no lists.
kek, definitely all of the above

just sent some guy free shit.

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>>719793252

>>719794157
no, YOU EMAIL ME FAGGOT

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>>719794544
check em

>>719794299
I'm not the guy giving away the book, I just want people to email me because I'm lonely.

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>>719794579
okay, whats your email faggot?

>>719794228
I think I see why no one has offered to be your agent.

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>>719794683
its in the above post. will deliver.

>>719793252
Thanks for doing this for us OP, I've always been a sci-fi fan so I'm pretty excited to read these <3

>>719794157
No, you email me

>>719794835
I think you meant to say that you will email me.

>>719794579
I'm OP, you E-Mail me

I emailed you faggot send me.the book i need something to do!

>>719794996
No i meant to say you email me

>>719795060
But I wanted to E-Mail you? I dont want your trojan

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>>719793252
You've posted your bio as a non sequitur reply before. Here, you don't seem to understand the concept of "free" which does not involve an exchange. There is something wrong with you. I smell tranny

>>719793252
Why not dropbox it? I'd read and review.

Out of interest, of the $2.81 it costs on Amazon, how much do you get?

>>719795193
Wait, did I email me or did I email you?

"Team Nitro"?? Really put a lot of thought and effort into this drivel didn't you faggot?
Congratulations, you are shit tier, and will always be shit tier, you will never be a famous scifi writer, because you in fact suck balls. kys.
/thread

I only saw one honest review on there,

>
Book written for 12 year olds. Repetitive, over the top, predictable, and the hero wins all (even the holographic girl (?)) - except where intelligence is necessary. How can you come up with the idea of an IPO and then not read the details? Confidence is fine but in this case, it is stupidity. At the end I only read every second page, just to finish it. I believe that one should show respect for the effort to write a book but not every time it is worthwhile to spend the time reading it.

Thx op will read and review, good luck in your writing

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>>719795341
i get about 2.59 per sale but reviews are wworth more right now. i wrote the books for my neice

>>719795827
That's not bad, I thought you'd be getting assraped by Amazon. Nice to know you're getting the lion's share.

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>>719796606
its a good percentage but you have to do all the social media and marketing yourself. im trying to garner exposure to get picked up by a smaller publisher and work my way up. hope you enjoy.

>>719796864
I'LL give it a go.

[email protected]

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>>719797262
im manging alot emails right now. email me so i can just cut and paste. i just discovered my YLYL folder is being a bitch so i might have to continue withh wallpapers alone. fuck.

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dont forget to bump and ill keep posting

>>719797294
>how to be a pussy

>>719797445
Done.

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just sent a half dozen more. dont forget to bump

You posted this before. I saved your email and was meaning to send one, buy forgot

>>719793252
Does it include inspiring ottomotopia such as zoop and thurp?

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>>719798352
perhaps. email me for free cpies and find out. again. theres 11 books in the series.

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Bump

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oh, and if you like the stuff i send you, feel free to pass it along to others if you think theyd like it. i consider it a loss leader.

>>719794804
kek

>>719793252
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xttgl7PrNLI

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>>719797294

>have the rubber band fling paint specks all over your fucking carpet and walls and fuck everything up that isn't covered with a drop sheet

>better yet, just light a pack of spaghetti on fire and throw it in a bucket - smells like mama's fresh pasta

>who the fuck uses CD-ROMs anymore

>thieves will now reach into the bag and take your things instead of taking the whole bag - plus they'll cut off your head and start eating your face like that chink did to that kid on the Greyhound bus a few years ago look it up seriously it happened in Canada no fuckin joke don't sleep on the bus man

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>>719798966
Checked.

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just sent ten more. thanks guise keep bumping!

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>>719793252
this guy is legit, he made a thread before and i got these
i never read them but this thread reminded me that i should

>>719794804
lmao i remember this shit

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>>719800023
thnx!

i know i promised older YLYL but i just formatted the laptop and i was sure i moved that folder over to an external. its gonna be wallpapers in the meantime. sorry.

>>719800240
i'll post an honest amazon review once ive read them too so you better hope theyre good lol

>>719800240
Damn the nintendo 64 brings me lots of memories

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>>719800440
this is a 21st century retelling of the "Heroes' jouney" explained in the joseph campbell novel Hero with 1000 Faces. that george lucas read before he created star wars. LOTR, harry potter, the matrix and the odyssey are common examples of this arc of story being told. i hope you'll enjoy.

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>>719800240

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yeah this is definitely not a scam
had to dl an epub reader to read it though sadly

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>>719801075
mobi. works with any kindle or kindle app. epub is for everything else.

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I'll post some old ones I have saved

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>>719793252
[email protected]
Looking forward to it.

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>>719801303
go for it. old YLYL only.

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>>719800485
this shit is good, keep it coming

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>>719801378
no, email me and ill send it. im posting and emailing from my phone.

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>>719801490

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>>719801075

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>>719801485
Kek

>>719793252
Check out Issuu.com
You can publish on there. If nothing else it's all the free magazines you can read

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keep bumping. im sending email replies as fast as i can

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Good memes are right here
https://youtu.be/EiJCY-Dpr8g
https://youtu.be/s0Cbn_HC2Jc
https://youtu.be/RiF5eUtIR8U

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>>719802110
ill check it out, thanks! again, feel free to give the files away.

>>719802412
We stepped up our game

>>719793252

Ok, email me.

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>>719801870
I lost it

>>719802984
Yup, we did. Now what's the next big prank?

>>719802619
lost

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>>719803011
no. you!

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One of my favorites.

>>719800240
No Vectrex, no Colecovision, no Virtualboy, no Turbografix 16, no 32x, et cetera et cetera. Weak

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I'm really enjoying this thread

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>>719803699

>>719802577
Roll 0016

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>>719803765
it would be more enjoyable if i could find my damn YLYL folder. im still searching but im also posting and emailing these books

>>719793252
you're better off at /r/books

>>719802577
3 or 6

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>>719804208
ill try it thanks

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theres a few more. keep sending those emails!