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Ask a United States Marine anything

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Ask a United States Marine anything
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>>719762715
why are you black
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Are you enjoying your cult?
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Are you just a dumbass monkey or were you manipulated into joining?

Also love Trump so don't hate on that.
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>>719762715
How's the Big green weenie treating you ?
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nah
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>>719762715
Only people with no direction looking for a meal ticket and/or those that buy into the 'Murica propaganda join.

Thankfully my brother left the Marines.
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>>719762715
How tall are you ?
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>>719762715
How to I stop my anal fissures from bleeding.
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You're just useless fucks who break everything on the ship, clog the heads, and take up space in my galley.
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>>719763222
Back to painting your captain's ship, gavy boy.
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>>719763331
too bad i got trips so i auto-win you skinheaded fucknugget
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>>719762715
Post VA ID
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>>719762715
is the average US marine smarter than Donald D ?
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Do they let you keep your assigned weaponry when you go home?
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Order follower
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>>719762715
shut up faggot fucking boot
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>>719763222
>Sailors bitch "This is our ship"

>Get to watch as they clean the common areas and repaint the ship every time its at port.

>Never even helped with a RAS

Best part of my deployment.
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>>719762715
What's your MOS anon. Retired EOD myself
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>>719763416
>trips detracted for being a gay sailor

Besides, it's 2017 kid. No one cares about trips anymore.
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>>719763416
doesnt count
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>>719762715
confirmed kill count?
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>>719763576
>MOS

KEK

Marine officer bitch. I don't have an MOS pleb.

- OP
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>>719763572
>making their shit look nice
>representing america and its military
>marines just get trashed and vomit on each other
>haha Navy's gay
>muh brass
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Thank you for your service sir. I owe you and your fellow men a huge thanks for my freedom. What was your last mission?
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>>719762715
What crayons taste the best?
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>>719763026
It's great to know you think so highly of your own brother. Get over yourself, not everyone buys into the liberal "THE MILITARY WAR MACHINE" ideology.
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>>719763707
Nothing glorious about being a butt sailor in a gay ass uniform – the most hated uniform in the military.

According to several studies, the Navy has the most gays in its ranks compared to other branches. KEK
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>>719763729
*freedumb
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>>719763707
>making their shit look nice

The only thing you Sailors make "nice" is the tip of your fucking boots that you spit shine for some reason. The rest of you are too busy getting busted for spice and getting caught having sex down in the laundry rooms.
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>>719763882
Liberal spotted.
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>>719763827
cause they wear blues all day right, also there's a good bit of fags in the marines
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>>719762715

How straining is grunt service for the joints?

It's the number 1 reason I didnt enlist in airborne.

I dont want to have knee problems at 30
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>>719763729
-op?
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>>719763809
>It's great to know you think so highly of your own brother.

I do faggot, even though he made a mistake by joining the Marines. Served honorably, and didn't get anything out of it but dead friends over unjustified wars.

>Get over yourself

No you.

> not everyone buys into the liberal "THE MILITARY WAR MACHINE" ideology.

The fuck they don't. Young men join, and they are the most gullible and brainwashed. Not all... but most. From video games, to military shows during American sports, Amerifats are brainwashed at birth with military propaganda.
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>>719763416
>auto-win

that's not how trips work, you effectively wasted them with a shitty post.
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>>719763924
lol, if you're combat systems then maybe your boots look nice
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>>719763942
Nah, right-winger here.
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Why did you settle for mediocrity?
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>>719764097
>Shiny boot tips are what qualifies as "nice"

Stay heinous Navy.
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>>719763942
question; how do you explain a liberal who proudly owns their own AR-15 that has been modified to their own likings, and reloads their own ammunition for it? I bet you can't.
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>>719764210
>when they call you navy
>when you're not navy
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>>719764059
>Amerifats are brainwashed at birth with military propaganda.
This, but then again so are most muslims or other religious morons.
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>>719763662
I was a Captain myself fucktard. I guess your just a moving sandbag then?
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>>719764059
Seriously fuck off
Im joining the marines for money im sure OP has a different reason most people dont do it to kill sandniggers
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>>719764387
So how many b uddies did you buttfuck to get there?
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>>719764112
So honestly you think our military men and women don't give us freedom? I'm generally confused here. Yes. I agree some wars could be considered non essential, but how could you know that 100 percent. You don't know what would have happened without them, so seriously redpill me on your train of thought

Btw I'm not attacking you, just trying to have an intelligent convo.

In b4
>intelligent
>/b
Pick one
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>>719764405
Doing work thats going to kill you for money, way to logic yourself in the corner.
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>>719764338
>The only branch that has boots that allow for boot shine

>lol im not navy

Nice one fag.
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>>719764487
Is it really worth trying to prove a point on /b/ of all places?
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Brainwashed puppet.
Exactly who are you fighting for?
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>>719764059
>triggered immediately turning to insults
Behold, the great liberal conversationalist. Completely unable to hold any sort of civil discourse without turning to profanity and insults.

How does your brother feel knowing you're claiming PTSD?
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What aren't the government telling us about overseas operations?
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>>719764552
Considering what anon is trying to conceive how is it not a good place?
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>>719764552
Eh okay fair enough. People are different, I understand that. Good talk m9
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>>719764458
Too many to count
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Are you ready to die in a needless and stupid war Trump starts?

I'd suggest putting a down payment on a burial plot if you don't want to be put in Arlington.
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Have you ever found the Prick E9
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>>719764387
>captain
>MOS

Stolen valor detected. A captain doesn't have a fucking MOS, you lying nigger.
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>>719764666
You too. Nice trips man, have to give you that one.
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>>719764670
But you didn't tell? How were you discharged or still ongoing?

I'm not even american but just curious.
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>>719764405
>Im joining the marines for money
>for money

And you're a part of the problem. You can earn more outside of the military.

>fuck off

No you. Pleb.

>>719764613
>triggered immediately

Assume more followed by a regurgitated, stale rebuttal. Dumb ass.

>great liberal

Falsely assuming and labeling again. I'm neither liberal nor conservative. Labels are for tards interested in the status quo.

>Completely unable to hold any sort of civil discourse without turning to profanity and insults.

I call a faggot, well, a faggot... like you.
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>>719764701
Army faggot, fuck yourself. I was an Ordnance Corps Officer, with a occupational specialty of 89D EOD. I was originally enlisted until I finished school
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>>719762715
Are you a boot Pog?
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>>719764701
Please explain a 0203 then? How about a 0204? Not every Captain needs an MOS but there are MOS's for Captains you unwashed fuck face.
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>>719764752
Fucked up nerves in my face during expulsion. Brain surgery and medical retirement
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>>719765001
>>719765063
STOLEN VALORS. STOLIN VALORS. TAKE MY UNIFORM OFF PUSSIES
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>>719764916
>pseudo-intellectual arguments followed with insults.
I see you've reached your final autism form.

To be clear, I said that's how a liberal debates: by making baseless points and following any question or challenge with insults. But an excellent show of your reading comprehension. Go on and tell us how people in the military are stupid so I can laugh some more.
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>>719765137
holy fuck so that wasnt worth it right anon?
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>>719765137
I remember a buddy of mine who's in my machining class that was in the military for almost 20 years. One day he tells me, he took a direct hit by an RPG to his ride, think this was when he was in Iraq. The force from the impact caused him to smash his face against the dashboard of the vehicle. Lot of things were busted up, friendlies had to drag him out of the vehicle and send him to the nearest med station to have surgery done. Lucky to have survived all that, so his lower left jaw corner is artificial, rubber i think, plus he showed the surgical scar where they did the repairs, and he now suffers vertigo whenever he sits behind a computer screen after a couple hours.. at least with CRT monitors our school (for some damn reason) still has.
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>>719764405
The only way to make money in the military is get out after 4-8 years and get in the private sector doing whatever.
I especially recommend intelligence fields and communications for this sort of work. Something, anything, with a TS clearance would easily get you $150k starting.
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>>719762715
How tall are u??? Really
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>>719765442
It was actually, I did protection for Bush and Obama multiple times, so I got to travel the world and met my hot French wife in Singapore
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Why is it that every Marine I talk too has nothing smart to say what so ever. It's like they all got waivers for the ASVAB
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>>719765438
>baseless

My arguments had a point.

>reading comprehension

It's you who needs work on this.

> Go on and tell us how people in the military are stupid so I can laugh some more.

No stupid. Just gullible pawns. Well, a lot of the enlistees are stupid considering most can't pass the ASVAB after graduation.
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>>719765527
Shit, mine wasn't that bad
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>>719765438
>triggered
>autism

Take a break for 4chins, because you have no originality.
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>>719765598
6 foot 2 inches
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Are you a POG or a true Devil Dog?
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>>719765137
>>719765527

Get a room faggots. Go jerk off each other over your inflated PTSD and fake military stories. You both probably were both cooks, or worse, never served. Fuck outta here.
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>>719765736
And clearly your brain is still functioning but what are the negatives? Can you walk? And do they have like epic cyborg bodyparts not available to the general public? Seems like you're not the kind to waste his time on /b/.
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>>719762715
how many tours do u have ? and what years served ... also thank u brother/ sister for your service,,, retired army reserve 8 years my self
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>>719762715
When is you sex change surgery?
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i just got out of bootcamp what should i expect
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>>719765944
I served your mother as well tough guy
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>>719762882
In white
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>>719762899
Yea it's pretty cool in some ways
In some ways it sucks ass
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>>719765944
Triggered 'Murifat spotted.

what's the matter, didn't get enough fries?
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>>719762903
Joined by free will, didn't have anything better to do
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>>719766343
You sure showed me.
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>>719765965
Little to no physiology problems other than major hearing loss. Psychological is another story
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>>719762919
Fucked me once or twice, I try to do my job well though so usually I dodge it
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>>719766469
Did you ever think about torturing bush after capture for the truth about 911? That would be cool brah
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>>719763222
>Salty Sailor intensifies
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>>719763549
I'm pretty boot, but I just like the hate I get on 4chan
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>>719766600
Tripdubs. check'em.
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How the fuck do u guys even understand what the drill sergeant says? The youtube videos I've seen they are just screaming in your ear all fucken day
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>>719763576
I'm a combat engineer, that other guy wasn't OP
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>>719766684
That is a good question, plus why do drill sergeants always scream at everyone's faces in the first place.
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>>719766553
Civilians have no idea what kind of protection follows the President. He literally has a massive SWAT team on steroids near him at all times. Combat Action Team, you just won't ever see them. But no, Bush is actually a decent guy
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>>719766724

OP here. You're a liar. I'm OP. I was a Navy officer responsible for sucking Marines cocks.
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>>719766823
>He literally has a massive SWAT team on steroids near him at all times.

It's called the secret service, retard.
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>>719766823
>Civilians have no idea what kind of protection follows the President.

Then goes on to say

>But no, Bush is actually a decent guy

Yeah, you know what you're taking about.
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>>719766823
>bush is actually a decent guy

bit of a moron when it comes to ideology and politics, but decent person in general. unlike our newly sworn clown.
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>>719766724
I did a lot of training with engineers, as I'm sure you know there's a little rivalry between the two
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>>719762715
Military men are seductive in almost a weird way for me. Just the real straight men, of course. The homo faggots in the army are just pest. No homo.
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>>719765598
In 5'9 and 150lbs in all honesty
-actual OP
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>>719766768
Some shit about molding the new recruits and preparing them.
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>>719766959
>training

Training as in butt sex. Shut up dude. Your military plebian stories aren't worthy of a read.
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>>719766892
No faggot, they are part of the Secret Service but a specialized entity. I believe I would know after running over 20 missions in conjunction with the secret service
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>>719765862
I'm a POG, combat engineer though.
I actually was placed in ITB for a month because MCT was so full, I trained with delta company on the east coast
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>>719767139
and you expect /b/ to believe that?
then i'm from the space station floating above the earth's orbit
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>>719767133
Who's telling stories neckbeard?
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What Unit and mos?
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>>719767139
>I believe I would know after running over 20 missions in conjunction with the secret service

Found the guy that wrote the following:

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>719766959
Oh I'm aware lol, I'd rather EOD dismantle that bomb than me hahaha there's an obvious difference between which is better trained to handle an IED
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>>719767221
You think I really give a flying fuck if /b/ doesn't believe me?
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>>719767139
>hey are part of the Secret Service but a specialized entity.

Congrats, you did nothing but prove my initial statement: It's called the secret service, retard.
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>>719767312
Oh you learned how to cut and paste I see, running secret service missions is part of the job, being that they don't have a bomb squad.
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>>719767139
>>719767378
>>719767554


Jason Blaha here. I trained at the farm at Langley. I did snatch and grab operations. You think killing people is fucking funny?

You're a POG.
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>>719767380
No, it's called the Combat Action Team and they recruit from outside the SS. The marines are technically part of the navy but no one refers to them as navy
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>>719767615
Lol
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>>719767615
maybe you should have snatched and grabbed a neck for your bald head you fucking cueball
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>>719767378
you sound pretty triggered. seem to be doing a lousy job of not giving a flying fuck.
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>>719767801

You even get within one mile of me and I can justifiably use deadly force in the state of Texas. I have contacted the FBI – they told me so.

I will fucking kill you. You better not ever show up at a fitness expo that I'm at.
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>>719762715
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>>719767615
>I did snatch and grab operations.
Holy shit, our new president also did grabbing snatch operations!
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>>719762715
My
Ass
Rides
In
Navy
Equipment
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>>719767857
Just trying to educate you that's all
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>>719767918
>being a tough guy in /b/
>implying that bullshit
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>>719767963
My
Ass
Really
Is
Navy
Equipment

Never
Again
Volunteer
Yourself
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>>719762715
Hey, I fucked a Marine's wife while he was out on deployment. Any way I can make it up to him? I feel a little bad but she was buckin that ass like I was about to fill her pussy with her dad's acceptance.
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>>719767918
Well guess what you neckless fuck, my dad works for the CIA and he said he's gonna send a navy seal team over to personally give you an award for defending your country. The award will be a big black cock in your loose marine faggot butthole.
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>>719762715
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop?
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what is the kill radius of your knife hand?
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>>719768327
Best way is to not even think about it and just go on with life.
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>>719768511
Roll
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>>719768511
>>719768622
What the fuck is this sorcery
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>>719768662
“Once you get to be a high ranking officer, the kill/causality radius is whatever your Marines make it and by the time I got up to the senior ranks it was hundreds of miles.”- General mad dog mattis-
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Some anons here are just pissed they couldn't join even if they wanted to. Autism is a bitch
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>>719769029
>implying joining the military is something to be proud of
>implying it's desirable by everyone
>implying you can't accomplish and earn more outside of the military
>implying

If you're a mindless cuck that has no direction in life and needs to be told what to do by daddy, join the cucktary.
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Got a medical discharge after being in the Air Force for 5 months. I got the GI bill and shit available to me.

But I still have thoughts on coming back. I would need to wait about a year before I could. Should I look into reenlisting or just give up on military shit
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>>719768616
Yeah, but like every time I see his wife around I want to fuck her again. I wouldn't call him a friend really but I see him around when he's here.
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>>719769218
Use the GI bill by going to college. Get a degree you like, and one that has a strong job market and plausible investment return (how much money you'll make).

Military doesn't pay well, unless you're an officer. Nothing honorable about being a pawn fighting unjustified wars, although Trump may change that.
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>>719768469
Someone should answer this revolutionary question
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>>719763584
>No one cares about trips anymore
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