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REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
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THANKS MANG
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Trips dont lie
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Praise kek
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make her hotter than my wife please
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ok
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hey hey
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Ι want to believe
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>>719744555
TRIPS? KEK WILLS IT
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>>719744677
>>719744688
>>719744699
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please make lily love me again
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toasting in a bread
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...
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Abracadabra
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Losers
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Probably won't but ill try
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Holy shit, I didn't even have to reply and it already happened two years ago! Thanks mang
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>>719744555
gg
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Trips of truth
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If she looks like that kid, and have experience to boot, no thanks. :-)
Either way, she needs to want to fuck my wife as well, AND be good about it.
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>>719744555
Praise kek take my virginity
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>>719744555
How will you do it magic man?
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>>719744555
HAIL TRIPS
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Toaster in the tub
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Please I need it
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A 5
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>>719744555
already have :)
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>herewego
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I normally wouldn't post, but trips don't lie.
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>>719744555
better you give me one
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I hope this works this is my only chance
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>>719744555

thats actually true ...my gf is comign tomorrow
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Fuck I'm desperate
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That would be cool
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Tanks main
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Rollerino
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>>719744555
Pls trips don't lie.
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>>719744555
TRIPS SPEAK THE TRUTH
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>>719744555
faggot
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I already have a girlfriend. Does that mean I'm gonna have a second one?
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>>719744555
GIB GIRLFRIEND NAO !
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Thanks
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Just for the lols
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These trips dont lie
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>>719744555
i belive
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>>719745555
CONGRATS ANON
I WISH YOU THE BEST OF LUCK MY MAN!
GET A NICE QT3.14 BASED WIFE!
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Before heading back home, me, my crush and a friend were speaking about doing a sleepover tonight, but i'm pretty sure it was just a joke and we won't do it.
Then, i see this thread, i see the trips of truth and i'm not sure about what to do. Should i text them and make a joke about tonight or just wait for an invitation that'll probably never come ?
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>>719744555
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Just found out my ex (recent) cheated on me with my best friend. I got pissed and now we're meeting to hash it out. Guy has 30 pounds on me so pretty sure I'm a Bonner but ya' know better to be a dead fag than a living queer.
Here's hoping for a girl who isn't shit! Cheers queers!
>>719745373
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>>719745636
Push it. Best of luck my man
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>>719744555
Checked
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Take me on a trip.
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oh
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>>719745800
fuck you nigger
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Gg
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>>719744555
If I already have one does this mean I will have two?
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about time we got official
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Trips don't lie
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>>719744555
I want if it is possible the girl of the pic. Thank You!
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>>719744555
I trust in trips
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>>719744555
Holy shit nice trips, gonna give it a shot, please let that bae I'm talking to be with me
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>>719744555
Nice trips
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Well
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>>719744555
g
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>>719744555
she better be hot
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>>719745729
Thanks /b/ro, you boosted my confidence. And if kek wills it, i won't be single tomorrow
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>>719744555
I'll support /b/ and 4chan for my entire life if tomorrow I get a girlfriend like her.
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>>719744677
>>719744555
Kek
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trips surely can't lie
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>>719744555
nice trips nig
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>>719744555
alrighty
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HA


kill me.
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Thanks lord kek
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lua
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Give me
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>>719744555
gibz spanx
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>>719744555
2x gf
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tripa never lie
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>>719744555
what if already hav gf?

2 gf?
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>>719744555
At least !
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-_-
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plz i beg
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K
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this is gonna be the best dream in months
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>>719744555
Plz.
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i hate muslims
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I believe
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pls
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K
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I belive kek
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xd
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>>719744555
wahoo
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>>719744555
trips give me power
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y u do dis
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thanks
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>>719744555
THANX MAN
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örrr
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>>719744555
roll
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>>719744555
Reply
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>>719746118
Go get you some! Do it for me! Do it for all the lonely fucks! You fuck this girl!
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>>719744555
better not be lying you sonofabitch
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Trusting trips
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>>719746235
Sauce!?
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bless you for this
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>>719744555
ok
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Most likely not gonna happen, but here's for some dumb luck
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need
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Wtf /b/
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>>719744555
no way josie
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>>719744555
Sure
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Let's see if it works...
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>>719744555

Why not.
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So it
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>>719744555
trips dont lie. Im doin it /b/ros
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if post ends in repeating digits you will all stay virgins
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Can't see myself getting one any time soon..
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>>719744555
Aaaahhhhhhhhhhhh
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'kay
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I believe
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>>719744555
cmon trips... don't fail me
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>>719744555
why the fuck not
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/b/ hasn't failed me yet
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>>719744555
all of keks other prophecies have come true, why not this too

ginger pls
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>>719744555
OH SHIT!
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Got nothing to lose
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>>719744555
alright
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>>719746972
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worth a shot
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pls
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>>719744555
hasn't worked the last 36 years
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>>719744555
Ayy
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>>719744555
GF GET
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>>719744677
Zozzle
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Fine
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PLS BE REAL PLS BE REAL
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TY OP
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Need me a gf
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Ok, fags of 4chan hear yoy
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>>719744555
thanks
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K
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>>719744555
buying gf
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Pls a gf!!
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>>719744555
H I G H E N E R G Y
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I'M SO SORRY WANDA
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>>719744555
Trips of truth can't lie
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But I'm a fat nigger
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I know it probably won't work but one can hope :(
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>>719744555
pls
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Cunts
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>>719744555
But why?
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PRAISE KEK
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Blasphemy
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>>719744555
Come on trips, I trust my life to you!
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Cuck
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>>719744555
trips of truth
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TRIPS DON'T LIE

PRAISE KEK
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Please I need a girlfriend, please oh Buddha please
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>>719744555
Literally impossible.
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I already have a gf, pic related.
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>>719748151
why?
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>>719744555
PRAISE KEK
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As if.
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>>719744555
Sho' nuff
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K
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plz
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>>719744555
Ok
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>>719744555
no thanks friendo
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but i'm gay....
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>>719744555
Hitler did nothing wrong.
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there she is
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d
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>>719744555
Please
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Top kek
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>>719744555
Ifonly
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>>719744555
Sheeeeit i doubt it
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actually got a date tomorrow. sure
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Damn dude thanks alot
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o rly?
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K
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>>719744555
J'espère
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Im calling bullshit
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Well if trips says
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>>719744555
Thanks
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There's only one girl I want, but she will never be with me, as I am just a fucking loser who will never be more alpha then her military boyfriend. We hit it off amazingly and we both get along VERY well, and we both are attracted to each other, but alas, she "sees a future with Mike."

Fuck you, Mike. I've never met you, but I have so much envy it makes me want to stick You in the face.

So yeah, I just need another girl to stick my dick in besides both of my exes. Not looking for a girlfriend, but a pretty decent fuck will do. Dubs get, or whatever.
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>>719744555
trips of truth.
thank you.
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>>719744555
not gonna happen, rolling anyway
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1 GF pls, and a large coke
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>>719744555
Ay girl
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>>719744555
I wish
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>>719744555
You don't know me, boy.
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>>719748656
Just as close as I was in getting Sammi. Fuck you, trips. So close.
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ok
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ok
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Praise Kek.
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Rolling.
Praise KEK!
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Amen
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ok
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Trips won't lie, right?
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>>719744555
I dont want a girlfriend, i would feel bad about cheating
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if this works i will be a pastafari for the rest of my life
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Thanks MANNNNNNG
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Pls
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>>719744555
Praise kek!
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I believe
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>>719744555
Only responding because kek blessed you with dub trips. Please make it so messiah of kek. Qt 3.14 like this plz
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If I get quad I will have gf for real this year.
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I'm so alone
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do it m8
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God please
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I need this
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Ok thanks. it´s about time
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Lit
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ok
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thx op
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>>719744555
Trips don't lie, come on baby
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she's a redhead
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Deadass
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>>719744555
Hehe hi pals
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Ok
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Where should I post my reply ?
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Please
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me too?
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>>719744555
Prolly won't happen but why the fuck not...
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>>719744555
I want 4chan to be real for fucking once
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GG ez
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Worth a shot
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