REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
THANKS MANG
Trips dont lie
Praise kek
make her hotter than my wife please
ok
hey hey
Ι want to believe
>>719744555
TRIPS? KEK WILLS IT
>>719744677
>>719744688
>>719744699
please make lily love me again
toasting in a bread
...
Abracadabra
Losers
Probably won't but ill try
Holy shit, I didn't even have to reply and it already happened two years ago! Thanks mang
Trips of truth
If she looks like that kid, and have experience to boot, no thanks. :-)
Either way, she needs to want to fuck my wife as well, AND be good about it.
>>719744555
Praise kek take my virginity
>>719744555
How will you do it magic man?
>>719744555
HAIL TRIPS
Toaster in the tub
Please I need it
>>719744555
A 5
>>719744555
already have :)
>herewego
I normally wouldn't post, but trips don't lie.
>>719744555
better you give me one
I hope this works this is my only chance
>>719744555
thats actually true ...my gf is comign tomorrow
Fuck I'm desperate
That would be cool
Tanks main
Rollerino
>>719744555
Pls trips don't lie.
>>719744555
TRIPS SPEAK THE TRUTH
>>719744555
faggot
I already have a girlfriend. Does that mean I'm gonna have a second one?
>>719744555
GIB GIRLFRIEND NAO !
Thanks
Just for the lols
These trips dont lie
>>719744555
i belive
>>719745555
CONGRATS ANON
I WISH YOU THE BEST OF LUCK MY MAN!
GET A NICE QT3.14 BASED WIFE!
Before heading back home, me, my crush and a friend were speaking about doing a sleepover tonight, but i'm pretty sure it was just a joke and we won't do it.
Then, i see this thread, i see the trips of truth and i'm not sure about what to do. Should i text them and make a joke about tonight or just wait for an invitation that'll probably never come ?
>>719744555
Just found out my ex (recent) cheated on me with my best friend. I got pissed and now we're meeting to hash it out. Guy has 30 pounds on me so pretty sure I'm a Bonner but ya' know better to be a dead fag than a living queer.
Here's hoping for a girl who isn't shit! Cheers queers!
>>719745373
>>719745636
Push it. Best of luck my man
>>719744555
Checked
Take me on a trip.
oh
>>719745800
fuck you nigger
Gg
>>719744555
If I already have one does this mean I will have two?
about time we got official
Trips don't lie
>>719744555
I want if it is possible the girl of the pic. Thank You!
>>719744555
I trust in trips
>>719744555
Holy shit nice trips, gonna give it a shot, please let that bae I'm talking to be with me
>>719744555
Nice trips
Well
>>719744555
she better be hot
>>719745729
Thanks /b/ro, you boosted my confidence. And if kek wills it, i won't be single tomorrow
>>719744555
I'll support /b/ and 4chan for my entire life if tomorrow I get a girlfriend like her.
trips surely can't lie
>>719744555
nice trips nig
>>719744555
alrighty
HA
kill me.
Thanks lord kek
lua
Give me
>>719744555
gibz spanx
>>719744555
2x gf
tripa never lie
>>719744555
what if already hav gf?
2 gf?
>>719744555
At least !
-_-
plz i beg
K
this is gonna be the best dream in months
>>719744555
Plz.
i hate muslims
I believe
pls
K
I belive kek
xd
>>719744555
wahoo
>>719744555
trips give me power
y u do dis
thanks
>>719744555
THANX MAN
örrr
>>719744555
roll
>>719744555
Reply
>>719746118
Go get you some! Do it for me! Do it for all the lonely fucks! You fuck this girl!
>>719744555
better not be lying you sonofabitch
Trusting trips
>>719746235
Sauce!?
bless you for this
Most likely not gonna happen, but here's for some dumb luck
need
Wtf /b/
>>719744555
no way josie
>>719744555
Sure
Let's see if it works...
>>719744555
Why not.
So it
>>719744555
trips dont lie. Im doin it /b/ros
if post ends in repeating digits you will all stay virgins
Can't see myself getting one any time soon..
>>719744555
Aaaahhhhhhhhhhhh
'kay
I believe
>>719744555
cmon trips... don't fail me
>>719744555
why the fuck not
/b/ hasn't failed me yet
>>719744555
all of keks other prophecies have come true, why not this too
ginger pls
>>719744555
OH SHIT!
Got nothing to lose
>>719744555
alright
worth a shot
pls
>>719744555
hasn't worked the last 36 years
>>719744555
Ayy
>>719744555
GF GET
>>719744677
Zozzle
Fine
PLS BE REAL PLS BE REAL
TY OP
Need me a gf
Ok, fags of 4chan hear yoy
>>719744555
thanks
K
>>719744555
buying gf
Pls a gf!!
>>719744555
H I G H E N E R G Y
I'M SO SORRY WANDA
>>719744555
Trips of truth can't lie
But I'm a fat nigger
I know it probably won't work but one can hope :(
>>719744555
pls
Cunts
>>719744555
But why?
PRAISE KEK
Blasphemy
>>719744555
Come on trips, I trust my life to you!
Cuck
>>719744555
trips of truth
TRIPS DON'T LIE
PRAISE KEK
Please I need a girlfriend, please oh Buddha please
>>719744555
Literally impossible.
I already have a gf, pic related.
>>719748151
why?
>>719744555
PRAISE KEK
As if.
>>719744555
Sho' nuff
K
plz
>>719744555
no thanks friendo
but i'm gay....
>>719744555
Hitler did nothing wrong.
there she is
d
>>719744555
Please
Top kek
>>719744555
Ifonly
>>719744555
Sheeeeit i doubt it
actually got a date tomorrow. sure
Damn dude thanks alot
o rly?
K
>>719744555
J'espère
Im calling bullshit
Well if trips says
>>719744555
Thanks
There's only one girl I want, but she will never be with me, as I am just a fucking loser who will never be more alpha then her military boyfriend. We hit it off amazingly and we both get along VERY well, and we both are attracted to each other, but alas, she "sees a future with Mike."
Fuck you, Mike. I've never met you, but I have so much envy it makes me want to stick You in the face.
So yeah, I just need another girl to stick my dick in besides both of my exes. Not looking for a girlfriend, but a pretty decent fuck will do. Dubs get, or whatever.
>>719744555
trips of truth.
thank you.
>>719744555
not gonna happen, rolling anyway
1 GF pls, and a large coke
>>719744555
Ay girl
>>719744555
I wish
>>719744555
You don't know me, boy.
>>719748656
Just as close as I was in getting Sammi. Fuck you, trips. So close.
ok
ok
Praise Kek.
Rolling.
Praise KEK!
Amen
ok
Trips won't lie, right?
>>719744555
I dont want a girlfriend, i would feel bad about cheating
if this works i will be a pastafari for the rest of my life
Thanks MANNNNNNG
Pls
>>719744555
Praise kek!
I believe
>>719744555
Only responding because kek blessed you with dub trips. Please make it so messiah of kek. Qt 3.14 like this plz
If I get quad I will have gf for real this year.
I'm so alone
do it m8
God please
I need this
Ok thanks. it´s about time
Lit
ok
thx op
>>719744555
Trips don't lie, come on baby
she's a redhead
Deadass
>>719744555
Hehe hi pals
Ok
Where should I post my reply ?
Please
me too?
>>719744555
Prolly won't happen but why the fuck not...
>>719744555
I want 4chan to be real for fucking once
GG ez
Worth a shot