ITT: celebrities you know
I see Julian Clary and Paul O'Grady very often. I've also met Jan Francis and Peter Howitt. Vic Reeves once brought me a pint. And I was in a sexulal relationship with Evanna Lynch for 8 months
They were friends, and I accidentally walked in on them both while they were in their underwear. Nothing fantastic to report (if you've seen them both in bikinis, then you've seen them in underwear), but they were unfazed by my presence. Quite surreal.
Evanna was a demon in the sack (I may have been her first as she was very quiet and nervous the first time), but once we got used to each other it was very slow and sensual. We mutually split when she moved to the US for a year
When was this when you saw them in the underwear? Or when you dated her?
What do you mean demon if it was slow and sensual? I love slow and sensual.. did she do anal or anything?
Leicester Sq just after the Phoenix Premiere. A whole bunch of the cast left the screening after it started (this is normal, they've already seen it a hundred times) and she nearly spilt a drink over me in Burger king. She grew up near where my father lived so that's how we got talking. Nice girl. She was 16 at the time, but it was the UK, so all legal and sexy
You superficial swine
A friend. We're still in touch. I even have Emma's personal facebook
wild to start, then much more about the loving than the fucking. She squeks when she comes - it's adorable
What you mean shaving ??? Lol we all know emma has a nice bush. Which is hot.
What did they say? Did evanna have a bush? You always use a condom? She riode you like crazy at the start then more sensual positions? How big are you
Nope, because they're persoanl, plus if I posted them onm here, she would know I'm the one who posted it, and our friendship is worth more than that
'that' picture is why she started shaving. That fucked her up for a year, you know. She nearly quit because of that
she has her 'showbiz' account, which is the one she uses for her public face, but she has another one under a pseudonym for friends and family. So naturally, no neckbeards allowed
>'that' picture is why she started shaving. That fucked her up for a year, you know. She nearly quit because of that
Expand. Did you tell her it was no biggie she hhad a bush and guys like that? Also that would have happened after you dated evanna no? It was I'm 2008 not 2007
i used to know michelle trachtenberg during her pete and pete days
we hung out pretty much every day for 2 years straight
then one day her family moved...
it still hurts to hear that theme song
No, because it was her 18th birthday and the paparazzi were shoving cameras up her fucking skirt. Some of them even laid on the pavement to try to get another shot
Yeah, she';s nice. Brown put a lot of idea in her head, and this whole ';this is what a feminist...' thing is getting a bit dull, but she doesn't bang on about it all the time like a fucking vegan
>Yeah, she';s nice. Brown put a lot of idea in her head, and this whole ';this is what a feminist...' thing is getting a bit dull, but she doesn't bang on about it all the time like a fucking vegan
Thanks for answering. It sounds like you're still in touch with them even emma?
One other question emmas ex, one of them broke up bc of his coke problem. Does emma do coke or anything? Smoke weeed?weed seems likely. Theres rumors she snokes cigaretters
>No, because it was her 18th birthday and the paparazzi were shoving cameras up her fucking skirt. Some of them even laid on the pavement to try to get another shot
That was fucked up. I heard she went home crying that evening. :( I wouldn't want emma to be so upset I'm sad she was for a year that's sad
Well at least she is reasonable in that sense. Now you should find a way to expose her to the documentary called "The Red Pill". Non feminist Emma could do a bunch of good in this world.
I heard she can too but she said she used to have wine as a kid with dinner and ended up not treating alcohol loke it was a vice just not a big deal.
No crazy stories?
Anything particularly hot you did to evanna?
She's a remarkably sensible girl, if she didn;t have the right people around her she could very easily have gone the way of Drew Barrymore or Lindsay Lohan
As for Evanna, the nice young lady I knew more about, we just had lots and lots of sex. We spent an entire weekend naked at my place once. That was fun
How's evannas butt? She's very cute man. How's her head game? Imagine a threesome with them both
If you ever get a word in to emma keep telling her to do herself. She gets way too much flack for being a goodwill ambasaador she seems nice and like a genuine person who wants to do goodm not radicial. Maybe tell her there's lots of males that do feel stereotyped and the ones criticizing her a lot usually have their own mental problems and things to deal with as she's said is a problem.
That's really stupid. She's literally a human, not a hamster.
Or are you a tumblrfag and all of a sudden you agree with otherkin?
There was some creepy singer johhny borrel who people said was possibly interested in her round that time. He was a heroin addict tho and recently split from kirtsen dunst. Hope emma paid him no mind.
Tomorrow I'm playing an artist (extra) in some scenes with an ex akb48 chick. The one that got stabbed.
Should I make a move or leave it?
Can you give Emma this message for me:
[spoiler]Cool story, babe. Now make me a sandwich[/spoiler]
I hooked up with Arielle plenty of times before she moved to LA.
She was in my acting class in Tampa.
Never even liked the class, but it was a pussy goldmine.
Pretty chilled guy, HATES talking about movies his, yours, anybody else's. but for all other bits he is a generous guy, buys my mum jewellery and always has time to talk when my dad isn't flying him which way.
She was a virgin until the age of 21. It was a 16-year-old Dan who lost his cherry to one of the make-up girls in a trailer on the set of Goblet
Yeah, he gets about a bit
>She was a virgin until the age of 21. It was a 16-year-old Dan who lost his cherry to one of the make-up girls in a trailer on the set of Goblet
How do you know that? Who did she lose it to her bf?
I heard that about dan too but there were rumors of about the same for evanna
Evanna got that image because she was an Irish blonde with big tits, she was actually very shy. Hell of an artist too. She designed most of her own outfits and accessories for the movies
no one cares or believes i'm sure, but i was a radical leftist back in the nineties. to say that i knew anyone would be grossly overstating things. but i did meet some interesting folks.
henry rollins - really chill
jello biafra - huge dick
tom and zach from rage against the machine - both chill
i saw fidel castro speak a couple times and actually hung out at a party with him and his brother raul. this was 1996 in havana. rip.
If all this actually happened and didn't just internet happen then that's pretty cool!
Not really related, but an ex and I went to see QI live in Melbourne a few years back, and hung out at the stage diir afterwards in the hopes of meeting stephen fry.
There was some fat weirdo chick at the door with us who'd obviously made him her life, written him a letter and everything. A few people were going uostairs as guests and she stopped one, and angrily asked "are you guys some kindif VIP to be going up?"
She'd stopped Guy Pierce, so yeah I'd say VIP.
i was 19 at the time and part of a delegation of 100 young people from the us to visit cuba in 96. this was supported by the state government and a pretty big deal in cuba. we spent three weeks there traveling between havana, guantanamo, and santiago.
we each had a "translator" that followed us around even though many of us spoke spanish. it basically amounted to a handler to keep tabs on us and make sure we saw only what the state wanted us to see. typical commie stuff.
but i do believe that cuba is the closest to a true socialist state. they did some pretty rad shit even though they have had their issues. but then again so has everywhere. people were kind and the country is beautiful.
500 year old buildings in old havana. tons of old revolutionary stuff all over the place. billboards with che guevara quotes on them. 1950's cars everywhere. street parties all the time. all races mixing and getting along instead of the opposite.
i thought it was pretty rad, but then again maybe i don't have your tastes.
His dad has/had an acting school in Greensboro, NC. He brought a PC into a computer store that I used to work at for repair. The old fuck loves his cheese pizza.
got tired and burned out. grew up some. too much time in court and being quasi homeless.
but honestly got really tired of the ivory tower bs. most people i knew were born into wealth and yet spent all their time poohpoohing my privilege (i'm blue collar white male). it got real old.
Are you evanna guy? You said what you knew was bs or something
What did you hear? She lost her anal cherry at 15? And virginity at 21?
I'm aaking to make it cealr because you said
"See - bullshit probably"
>I knew/know very little, so anything I say would be bullshit. Apart from that she lost her virginity 6 years after she lost her anal cherry see? bullshit - probably
What did you meam by this?
I'm from the same butt fuck country part of Tennessee
He said it's a shame I didn't play college football
I was raped by Buggs Bunny behind the log flume at Six Flags.
He's a lot bigger in person, you know.
I had regular sex with Minnie Mouse for 2 weeks about 20 years ago
Jesus Christ. "Evanna Guy" here. I'll make it more clear for the retards here.
I don't know anything about Emma losing her virginity, so anything I say on that matter would be absolute bullshit up to and including the completely non serious anal comment I made. She doesn't just sit there and talk about fucking.
I used to work at a Chinese delivery place and I would deliver to Patrick Wilson from time to time. Also my friends dad owns a furniture company and he hired me and another guy to move jerry seinfeld's furniture
Olesya Rulin. I went to high school with her. She's been in a bunch of movies. I was surprised when I found this pic.
I second this
Did they enoy them? They are actually really well done, I'm sure they enjoy Prisoner of Azkabam of course but I hope they like the others too. They are actually underrated.
me and my gf were on the same college like em watson (my gf and em were friends), I never talked with her. but there was the rumour that she had a threesome after a party, don't know if its true
Evanna guy if you speak to them ever again tell them order of the phoenix onward are seriously fucking good films. I know Emma wanted to possibly quit but didn't due to the director and stuff. But the films are timless
I used to be even more affluent with the internet than i am now, and he'd heard about how i was kind of a finder or something.
We'd post things about music theory on Industrial music websites, and we finally had a chance to talk to each other.
Mfw I have Reznor heaters at my work from his families HVAC business
Yeah, finally. I actually encouraged him to settle down with the asian girl he's with now.
She makes him happy.
Much like how his family views him, i see him as a rather enigmatic person.
TR did an interview with Terri Gross on Fresh Air a few year ago that was just a delight to listen to. TG did not understand him in the slightest. It was glorious.
Like the time TR was talking about how he was in high school band. Talk about a disconnect.
TR has also become quite a fine composer of film scores. Thank David Lynch for that, who insisted he do the sound track for Lost Highway.