ITT: celebrities you know
>>719733813
Keifer Sutherland owns a Ranch in Montana next to a friend of mines place.
He come into a shitty dive bar where I live every once in awhile.
I see Julian Clary and Paul O'Grady very often. I've also met Jan Francis and Peter Howitt. Vic Reeves once brought me a pint. And I was in a sexulal relationship with Evanna Lynch for 8 months
>>719734528
Evanna talk about emma? How in bed?
>>719734727
They were friends, and I accidentally walked in on them both while they were in their underwear. Nothing fantastic to report (if you've seen them both in bikinis, then you've seen them in underwear), but they were unfazed by my presence. Quite surreal.
Evanna was a demon in the sack (I may have been her first as she was very quiet and nervous the first time), but once we got used to each other it was very slow and sensual. We mutually split when she moved to the US for a year
>>719733899
You should ask him to burn your face with a cigarette
>>719735050
How did you meet her?
>>719735050
>you literally fucked the least attractive female cast member of harry potter who says more than one line.
>>719735050
I honestly don't believe you, but I know you also don't care. One important detail is, though, who are you to them and how?
>>719735050
When was this when you saw them in the underwear? Or when you dated her?
What do you mean demon if it was slow and sensual? I love slow and sensual.. did she do anal or anything?
>>719735310
That's subjective.
Luna was a qt.
>>719735050
Emma have a nice butt?
>>719735396
In the way a hamster is cute. Would you want to fuck a hamster?
>>719735166
Leicester Sq just after the Phoenix Premiere. A whole bunch of the cast left the screening after it started (this is normal, they've already seen it a hundred times) and she nearly spilt a drink over me in Burger king. She grew up near where my father lived so that's how we got talking. Nice girl. She was 16 at the time, but it was the UK, so all legal and sexy
>>719735310
You superficial swine
>>719735339
A friend. We're still in touch. I even have Emma's personal facebook
>>719735346
wild to start, then much more about the loving than the fucking. She squeks when she comes - it's adorable
>>719735492
yes, she does, but anyone can see that
>>719735493
Yknow furries are on /b/ right? You sure you want to ask that?
>>719735599
Was there any mention of emmas sex life?
Did you do anal with evanna?
>>719735546
>A friend. We're still in touch. I even have Emma's personal facebook
Can you link
>>719735665
Nope, not my place to ask. Although they did mention shaving. No we didn;t do anal. You don;t ask someone who's still technically in school if they want a dick up their arse
>>719735721
no of course I bloody can't. Besides, why in god's name do you think she'd accept friend requests from anyone she didn;t specifically ask to be friends with?
>>719735721
I refuse to believe there's a human on earth who doesn't know the answer to that question.
>>719735732
Need proof. Post photo of sexy times.
>>719735732
What you mean shaving ??? Lol we all know emma has a nice bush. Which is hot.
What did they say? Did evanna have a bush? You always use a condom? She riode you like crazy at the start then more sensual positions? How big are you
>>719735818
Nope, because they're persoanl, plus if I posted them onm here, she would know I'm the one who posted it, and our friendship is worth more than that
>>719735866
'that' picture is why she started shaving. That fucked her up for a year, you know. She nearly quit because of that
>>719735787
>>719735813
It was worth a try...you mean you are friends with her or just know her fb? Does she post on it normally?
>>719735931
She nearly quit because people liked her with a bush?
That's like refusing to go outside because someone likes your beard.
>>719735946
she has her 'showbiz' account, which is the one she uses for her public face, but she has another one under a pseudonym for friends and family. So naturally, no neckbeards allowed
>>719735931
>'that' picture is why she started shaving. That fucked her up for a year, you know. She nearly quit because of that
Expand. Did you tell her it was no biggie she hhad a bush and guys like that? Also that would have happened after you dated evanna no? It was I'm 2008 not 2007
>>719736076
Does she seem like a nice normal person? That's what I've heard
>>719736076
Did either of them joke about how much people masturbate to them? Lol
i used to know michelle trachtenberg during her pete and pete days
we hung out pretty much every day for 2 years straight
then one day her family moved...
it still hurts to hear that theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WY_3uxzkoV4
>>719736073
No, because it was her 18th birthday and the paparazzi were shoving cameras up her fucking skirt. Some of them even laid on the pavement to try to get another shot
>>719736173
Yeah, she';s nice. Brown put a lot of idea in her head, and this whole ';this is what a feminist...' thing is getting a bit dull, but she doesn't bang on about it all the time like a fucking vegan
>>719736260
They were just disgusted by it
You faggots are seriously being duped by this bullshit? Typical /b/
>>719736277
Well that does sound uncomfortable. Does she lay their behavior at the feet of patriarchy or at the feet of celebrity worship?
>>719736316
They do realize its because they are top tier qts and beauties no?
Emma probably doesn't register she's a goddess
>>719736419
at the feet of gutter tabloids paying fucktons of money for pictures of only-just-legal tits & ass
>Yeah, she';s nice. Brown put a lot of idea in her head, and this whole ';this is what a feminist...' thing is getting a bit dull, but she doesn't bang on about it all the time like a fucking vegan
Thanks for answering. It sounds like you're still in touch with them even emma?
One other question emmas ex, one of them broke up bc of his coke problem. Does emma do coke or anything? Smoke weeed?weed seems likely. Theres rumors she snokes cigaretters
>719736277
>No, because it was her 18th birthday and the paparazzi were shoving cameras up her fucking skirt. Some of them even laid on the pavement to try to get another shot
That was fucked up. I heard she went home crying that evening. :( I wouldn't want emma to be so upset I'm sad she was for a year that's sad
>>719736609
As far as I know, she does neither. But she can drink like a fish when she's off-schedule
>>719736524
Well at least she is reasonable in that sense. Now you should find a way to expose her to the documentary called "The Red Pill". Non feminist Emma could do a bunch of good in this world.
>>719736686
I heard she can too but she said she used to have wine as a kid with dinner and ended up not treating alcohol loke it was a vice just not a big deal.
No crazy stories?
Anything particularly hot you did to evanna?
>>719736686
Ever see her smoking cigs? You seen either of them recently?
Any fun story?
>>719733813
that upper-lip. I have way too many women with mustaches in my community.
Too gay for me
>>719736840
She's a remarkably sensible girl, if she didn;t have the right people around her she could very easily have gone the way of Drew Barrymore or Lindsay Lohan
As for Evanna, the nice young lady I knew more about, we just had lots and lots of sex. We spent an entire weekend naked at my place once. That was fun
I met Donald Trump once. He's an egotistical cunt
>>719734528
These sound like made up names to Americans desu
>>719737150
That's not surprising, narcissists are usually like that.
>>719737031
How's evannas butt? She's very cute man. How's her head game? Imagine a threesome with them both
If you ever get a word in to emma keep telling her to do herself. She gets way too much flack for being a goodwill ambasaador she seems nice and like a genuine person who wants to do goodm not radicial. Maybe tell her there's lots of males that do feel stereotyped and the ones criticizing her a lot usually have their own mental problems and things to deal with as she's said is a problem.
>>719735493
That's really stupid. She's literally a human, not a hamster.
Or are you a tumblrfag and all of a sudden you agree with otherkin?
>>719737031
There was some creepy singer johhny borrel who people said was possibly interested in her round that time. He was a heroin addict tho and recently split from kirtsen dunst. Hope emma paid him no mind.
>>719737031
How big is your penis? Average?
>>719734528
dude what? this whole thread of you is incredible if its actually true.
>>719735050
Blonde bush? Emma still have a bush?
Tomorrow I'm playing an artist (extra) in some scenes with an ex akb48 chick. The one that got stabbed.
Should I make a move or leave it?
>>719736686
Can you give Emma this message for me:
[spoiler]Cool story, babe. Now make me a sandwich[/spoiler]
Robbie Coltrane was my landlord, James McAvoy helped me up when I fell on ice one time, and I was a younger my dad and I met Brian Cranston in a toilet
I hooked up with Arielle plenty of times before she moved to LA.
She was in my acting class in Tampa.
Never even liked the class, but it was a pussy goldmine.
Met several UKIP politicians
Met Suzanne Evans and Paul Nuttall last night
I can't believe you fuckwhistles are actually eating up this guy's fantasy. Evanna Lynch wouldn't fuck a scouser
>>719738851
>my dad and I met Brian Cranston in a toilet
What for
>>719734528
Kent?
>>719739040
>sex duh
Nah, I was only like 3 at the time so I had to go to the toilet with my dad, and when we went he was in there
I went to school with Steven Adams
>>719737481
This.guy who was with evanna how big are you
>>719739302
22 cm
>>719739863
That's pretty big could she take you all in? Deepthroat?
I lived across the street from Stuart Quan for a few years.
>>719736277
Was Emma a virgin until she was 18 like people have said? She classy?
Pretty chilled guy, HATES talking about movies his, yours, anybody else's. but for all other bits he is a generous guy, buys my mum jewellery and always has time to talk when my dad isn't flying him which way.
>>719734528
I know Paul too.
See him every weekday
>>719739863
No detailed stories?
>>719740235
Yeah ok kid
Jamies World on fb, used to speak to her heaps, banged her and haven't spoken to her since ...
>>719738982
I'm from Kent
>>719739191
yup
>>719740224
She was a virgin until the age of 21. It was a 16-year-old Dan who lost his cherry to one of the make-up girls in a trailer on the set of Goblet
>>719742209
Yeah, he gets about a bit
>>719743393
What does that mean? You're rich?
How did evanna handle your penis
>>719743621
delicately
>>719743514
>She was a virgin until the age of 21. It was a 16-year-old Dan who lost his cherry to one of the make-up girls in a trailer on the set of Goblet
How do you know that? Who did she lose it to her bf?
I heard that about dan too but there were rumors of about the same for evanna
>>719743514
Dan a faggot?
>>719743246
great tits
>>719743838
God no. Have you seen his fiancee?
Cara Delevingne was a couple of years above me at school. Spoke to her a few times and she was always chill
>>719743730
Could she deepthroat you? Where did you cum
>>719743797
Evanna got that image because she was an Irish blonde with big tits, she was actually very shy. Hell of an artist too. She designed most of her own outfits and accessories for the movies
>>719743892
Just a big rumor I guess but I never got the impression. Expand more on emmas virginity and what you knew
>>719735343
I wish this was legit
>>719743976
That's cool I heard Emma likes to paint as well. That's sweet they are both into art.
>>719744025
I knew/know very little, so anything I say would be bullshit. Apart from that she lost her virginity 6 years after she lost her anal cherry
see? bullshit - probably
>>719744174
What are you talling about? I'm confused now. Are you saying you don't know anything?
She lost her anal cherry you know for sure before virginity? Explain
>>719744174
even I'm confused now. you know she lost her virginity at 21?
>>719733813
Chris Packham
>>719744174
Emma likes anal? You know this?
>>719733813
Nom
>>719735343
i wuv u clawie!
>>719737150
No ya didn't
>>719744960
>Apart from that she lost her virginity 6 years after she lost her anal cherry see? bullshit - probably
Bumping for this. You heard this?
>>719745062
Meant for
>>719744174
no one cares or believes i'm sure, but i was a radical leftist back in the nineties. to say that i knew anyone would be grossly overstating things. but i did meet some interesting folks.
henry rollins - really chill
jello biafra - huge dick
tom and zach from rage against the machine - both chill
i saw fidel castro speak a couple times and actually hung out at a party with him and his brother raul. this was 1996 in havana. rip.
>>719735493
only if i had duct tape
>>719744174
Expand on emmas anal cherry pls
>>719745317
If all this actually happened and didn't just internet happen then that's pretty cool!
Kudos.
>>719744174
Bumping for anal story explain what you know
Not really related, but an ex and I went to see QI live in Melbourne a few years back, and hung out at the stage diir afterwards in the hopes of meeting stephen fry.
There was some fat weirdo chick at the door with us who'd obviously made him her life, written him a letter and everything. A few people were going uostairs as guests and she stopped one, and angrily asked "are you guys some kindif VIP to be going up?"
She'd stopped Guy Pierce, so yeah I'd say VIP.
>>719733813
this small cunt
>>719744174
Bumping come back and explain
>>719745525
i was 19 at the time and part of a delegation of 100 young people from the us to visit cuba in 96. this was supported by the state government and a pretty big deal in cuba. we spent three weeks there traveling between havana, guantanamo, and santiago.
we each had a "translator" that followed us around even though many of us spoke spanish. it basically amounted to a handler to keep tabs on us and make sure we saw only what the state wanted us to see. typical commie stuff.
but i do believe that cuba is the closest to a true socialist state. they did some pretty rad shit even though they have had their issues. but then again so has everywhere. people were kind and the country is beautiful.
>>719745317
> was a radical leftist back in the nineties
What made you change your beliefs?
>>719744174
>Apart from that she lost her virginity 6 years after she lost her anal cherry
What did you hear
>>719746188
Lol this is horribly made up. You don't see "Rad shit" in Cuba. Fucking fake as shit.
>>719744174
Tell the anal story.
>>719746652
no
this isnt fucking literotica.com
go get your shit tier fictional sex stories elsewhere
>>719733813
i know some celebs (cause of work) but i know rooney & kate mara since school. had sex with both, also fucked kirsten dunst & jessica szohr
>>719746622
sure.
500 year old buildings in old havana. tons of old revolutionary stuff all over the place. billboards with che guevara quotes on them. 1950's cars everywhere. street parties all the time. all races mixing and getting along instead of the opposite.
i thought it was pretty rad, but then again maybe i don't have your tastes.
>>719746909
lolz in your dreams bitch
>>719736268
The nostalgia is overwhelming
His dad has/had an acting school in Greensboro, NC. He brought a PC into a computer store that I used to work at for repair. The old fuck loves his cheese pizza.
>>719746740
I wanted the Evanna guy to explain what he heard. Because it wasn't clear
If you're here still explain what you meant by that.
OP here
4 hours?? I've been shopping for an hour since I started this thing
>>719747186
I was making it up, we never did anal. The subject never came up and she was so young I would have felt weird to ask
>>719746247
got tired and burned out. grew up some. too much time in court and being quasi homeless.
but honestly got really tired of the ivory tower bs. most people i knew were born into wealth and yet spent all their time poohpoohing my privilege (i'm blue collar white male). it got real old.
>>719747258
No I mean your story about Emmas anal cherry. Were you just joking too? Thanks for the response
>>719746998
i was with rooney in the same class for a long time, was dating her for 4-5 months. the sex with kate was many years later
>>719745317
I heard Jello behaves like a moderate to severe autist.
>>719747158
his work in daredevil, it scared the shit out of me...amazing villain / actor. RE c.p. what actor turns that down?
>>719747158
I always knew he was a bit eccentric and threw off a strange vibe, but didn't really think cp. Maybe you're lying.
Evanna guy what did you hear about emmas anal cherry?
>>719747186
What more of an explanation do you need? She must've tried/enjoyed/had anal before pussy sex.
>>719747816
Are you evanna guy? You said what you knew was bs or something
>>719744174
What did you hear? She lost her anal cherry at 15? And virginity at 21?
I'm aaking to make it cealr because you said
"See - bullshit probably"
>>719747816
>I knew/know very little, so anything I say would be bullshit. Apart from that she lost her virginity 6 years after she lost her anal cherry see? bullshit - probably
What did you meam by this?
>>719743246
We all wish anon
>>719748019
>>719748182
I'm not Evanna guy. Just a bystander.
Evanna guy just tell me what you heard about Emmas anal cherry and ill stop asking. Were you implying you really didn't know for sure or did you?
I'm from the same butt fuck country part of Tennessee
He said it's a shame I didn't play college football
>>719748375
Okay well he wasnt clear at all with his post that's the explaination I wanted >>719744174
>>719740235
He is legit like my 4 cousin. Rosemary Clooney is our mutual relative.
>>719733813
I was raped by Buggs Bunny behind the log flume at Six Flags.
He's a lot bigger in person, you know.
>>719748742
I had regular sex with Minnie Mouse for 2 weeks about 20 years ago
>>719747258
Evanna guy what did you hear about Emma losing her anal virginity at 15
>>719733813
Girlfriend's 1st cousin
>>719748955
He has wonky teeth.
>>719748940
i was making it up, as I intonated in the earlier post
Jesus Christ. "Evanna Guy" here. I'll make it more clear for the retards here.
I don't know anything about Emma losing her virginity, so anything I say on that matter would be absolute bullshit up to and including the completely non serious anal comment I made. She doesn't just sit there and talk about fucking.
I used to work at a Chinese delivery place and I would deliver to Patrick Wilson from time to time. Also my friends dad owns a furniture company and he hired me and another guy to move jerry seinfeld's furniture
>>719749124
this is why we need IDs back
but yes, that is what I meant when I mentioned 'bullshit' in the earlier post
>>719749117
Oh I see sorry for the mistake. I know this is an odd question. Did you ever cuddle and watch some good cinema with Evanna?
>>719749124
Have you seen Evanna since dating her?
>>719749124
What does she talk about? Do you know anything she enjoys? Was or is she classy? Does she like Led Zeppelin or David Bowie? She just tall about normal things?
>>719749124
Did either of them enjoy watching the Harry Potter movies?
Olesya Rulin. I went to high school with her. She's been in a bunch of movies. I was surprised when I found this pic.
>>719749267
Sorry, I was just hoping to see this thread get back on track as it's interesting as hell and for some reason these people can't read.
>>719747735
Read what I wrote. His dad like the cp, not him.
>>719749781
I second this
>>719749640
Did they enoy them? They are actually really well done, I'm sure they enjoy Prisoner of Azkabam of course but I hope they like the others too. They are actually underrated.
>>719749892
Where does an old fuck get the pizza from?
>>719750001
The Internet. It's not exactly hard to find. In the old days it was on /b/ damn near daily.
me and my gf were on the same college like em watson (my gf and em were friends), I never talked with her. but there was the rumour that she had a threesome after a party, don't know if its true
Trent Reznor.
Met on the web about 20 years ago. Were in contact daily for about 14 years.
AMA
Evanna guy if you speak to them ever again tell them order of the phoenix onward are seriously fucking good films. I know Emma wanted to possibly quit but didn't due to the director and stuff. But the films are timless
>>719750304
>Trent Reznor.
>Met on the web about 20 years ago.
On what?
I was a huge fan of his earlier work
>>719750407
Fuck. I don't remember. MiRC? Something like that.
I think it was a in an Einstuerzende Neubauten‎ website chatroom.
>>719733813
I've met some. My work and social life occasionally interacts with the entertainment industry.
>>719750522
I used to be even more affluent with the internet than i am now, and he'd heard about how i was kind of a finder or something.
We'd post things about music theory on Industrial music websites, and we finally had a chance to talk to each other.
Instant friends.
>>719750522
Saw Head Like a Hike video on headbangers ball, started buying everything he came out with.
>>719750700
No idea why my phone changed Hole to Hike
>>719750700
Yeah, i've been a big fan all of my life. I always likened him to KMFDM, so he loves the fuck out of me.
>>719749775
Ashley Olsen
Uncle Colm
>>719749892
oh woops
>>719735343
>>719750772
>>>719750700 (You)
>Yeah, i've been a big fan all of my life. I always likened him to KMFDM, so he loves the fuck out of me.
Has that dude ever gotten married and settled down?
>>719750948
bullshit, prove it
I went to highschool with Meghan Trainor..
Not really something I'm proud of.
>>719750605
What a useless post.
>>719750304
Mfw I have Reznor heaters at my work from his families HVAC business
>>719751131
Yeah, finally. I actually encouraged him to settle down with the asian girl he's with now.
She makes him happy.
Much like how his family views him, i see him as a rather enigmatic person.
Hugged her 6 times last year.
>>719752378
How do you know her?
>>719751907
>enigmatic
TR did an interview with Terri Gross on Fresh Air a few year ago that was just a delight to listen to. TG did not understand him in the slightest. It was glorious.
Like the time TR was talking about how he was in high school band. Talk about a disconnect.
TR has also become quite a fine composer of film scores. Thank David Lynch for that, who insisted he do the sound track for Lost Highway.
>>719734528
>>719735492
When was it when you saw them in their underwear? Did Emma have abs?
>>719752462
I work on This Morning
Sound guy
>>719752627
>he's lying
>>719752816
He wasn't lying he dated Evanna Lynch
>>719752909
Yeah he was.
>>719752909
>>719751907
Yea I kind of wondered what a guy like that did for fun when he wasn't creating.
Also wondered where all that shit in his head came from
-went to school with her
>>719738880
She was a great fuck btw, but not even the best in that class. There were two other girls that were better in that class.
>>719752959
>>719753073
He wasn't lying
>>719750260
Well expand. It probably wasn't true. What did your gf say about her
>>719750260
When was that, the rumour? There were tons of rumours. What did your gf think about it? What did she say about her?
>>719752378
moar Holly
>>719733813
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