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my little cousin is staying at home since a month ago and my

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my little cousin is staying at home since a month ago and my life has become a living NIGHTMARE

she walks around the house half naked, tries to sit on me when I am watching a movie, gets into my room at night constantly to the point I now have to sleep with my door locked...

basically she sexually harass me 24/7, yesterday I was super tired and when I went to my room she was there inside my bed saying she was 'scared' because some horror movie and asked to sleep with me in my small twin bed, she went super mad when I kicked her out.

I am 18 she is 16, can't move alone yet. I told mom about this and she just laugh and says "is just a kid"
what can I do, moving alone is not an option yet
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Have sex with her, you fucking faggot.
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>>719730011
this
it's the only possible solution
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>>719729945
Fuck her duh she wants your dick
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>>719730011
seriously, you ask this question to 4chan and act like this wasn't the answer you expect.

of course this is also the correct answer.
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>>719729945
Nais b8 m9 8/8
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>>719730011
>>719730112
>>719730138
>>719730201
I don't wanna go to jail
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>>719729945
You already know what the main answer you're going to get is by posting this here. Just don't get her pregnant and there's no harm.
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>>719730323
Then don't suck in bed.

The only person who would know is her, unless you're retarded.
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>>719730323
In Canada, age of consent is 16, you jelly?
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>>719730323
>>lol
18 yr old and 16 yr old not illegal if the relationship started before you were 18.
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NICE COPY PASTA FAGGOT, ALL SERIOUS REPLIES IN THIS THREAD HAVE BEEN TROLLED
SAGESAGESAGESAGESAGE
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>>719730323
Isn't there an age gap law? Like if you're only so many years apart, it's not criminal? IDK, Canadian.
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>>719730323
Then don't be a tard and start using your head. Not hard to stay discreet if you plan things out.
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>>719730474
And they're cousins, so that 'relationship' started 16 years ago. Jump through the hoops dude. Moral and legal hoops. Hoops everywhere.
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>>719730491
ignored.
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behold, the age of consent by state
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>>719730454
Not really, i'm not a pedophile
>>719730529
Really?
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>>719729945
>not fucking your younger cousin
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>>719730608
exactly OP is fag and doesn't want free pussy
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>>719729945
i'd fuck her. you should too.
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>>719730672
>fully developed female
>prepubescent child
"No."
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>>719730651
>Green means Go
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In all fairness that is normal behavior for cousins. Just try your best to turn her off and tell her to grow up and quit being weird.
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>>719730323
You won't go to jail as long as you make her cum. If you can't make her cum, then castrate yourself. Problem solved.
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This is the only solution
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>>719730789
beta faggot detected
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>>719730604
The thing is, she likes to blackmail people and i have a girlfriend
>>719730651
Ok, so it's 18 in my state
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>>719730850
Blackmail her first.
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>>719730850
nevermind, abort, if she's a vindictive bitch it's not worth the risk.
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>>719729945
Your still sleeping on a twin at 18? I outgrew mone at 15. How tall are you OP? Upgrade to queen shits cash
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>>719730845
That's *alpha* for you you cousin fucking inbred
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>>719730850
>a girlfriend

Well, here's number two.
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>>719730323
You wont you fucking idiot if anything she would go too jail i swear op is retarded
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OP: post more pics
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>>719730850
where u live dood?
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>>719730672
You brought your moral compass to the wrong neck of the woods, big boy.
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>>719729945
clearly you give her the D. Sadly this is a made up story.
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>>719730672
18 fucking 16 is pedophilia?
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>>719729945
Nice pasta, m8
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preform the sex and post the pics.
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>>719730911
But how the fuck do i get her to stop
>>719730922
I'm 5'11
>>719730996
DE
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>>719729945
Hi Eliza
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>>719729945
Fuck you OP.
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>>719731212
Kill her you little faggot
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>>719731450
this
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>>719731212
Is her name Eliza?
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>>719729945


For the newfags

That's ciara
Op is a fag. Like alway
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>>719731252
>>719731330
>>719731591
Who is Eliza? No, that is not her name
>>719731596
How the fuck did you know her name??????
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>>719731735
4chans is l337 hax0rz
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>>719730804
that webm is so hot wtf
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>>719729945
Call her a faggot and tell her to fuck off
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no one knows how to do an image search. b8
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>>719730804
gonna need some sauce
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>>719730804
Faggots
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>>719731020
>corrects someone
>implying the 18 matters
>is also wrong
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>>719730850
Shut up faggot. Enjoy fucking her. If she says you fucked her, lie. You'll have your mom on your side because you warned her in advance. And she'll believe you.
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This is obviously bait you are all stupid, fuck all of you
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>>719729945
I miss this copypasta
Thanks for reposting it
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>>719729945
Hi Eliza.
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>>719730991
Eliza Horan. Op is a faggot.
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my older cousin is staying at home since a month ago and my life has become a living NIGHTMARE

he walks around the house half naked, tries to sit on me when I am watching a movie, gets into my room at night constantly to the point I now have to sleep with my door locked...

basically he sexually harass me 24/7, yesterday I was super tired and when I went to my room he was there inside my bed saying he was 'scared' because some horror movie and asked to sleep with me in my small twin bed, he went super mad when I kicked her out.

I am 8 he is 34, can't move alone yet. I told mom about this and she just laugh and says "is just a kid"
what can I do, moving alone is not an option yet
pic related is him
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>>719733113
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>>719733113
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>>719729945
My dick is so big that it causes me problems--the post
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>>719729945
i'm assuming ur a faggot?
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>>719735006
>>719734607
>>719733922
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>>719730622
But he's right you dumb nigger. I have pictures of her too.
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>>719730804

why am i getting turned on by this?
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>>719729945
Kill urself. save the world a faggot
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