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Ever met someone IRL on 4chan? I have. Twice. Erica, and TJ.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Ever met someone IRL on 4chan? I have. Twice. Erica, and TJ. Both of these people brought sex, drugs, and the cops into my life. These are their stories.

TJ - 2009-2010 I'm 19-20 and on /b/ at an ungodly hour of the night.
I found "if you're in this state, post." Thread. Ctrl-F and boom. There's my area code. Guy lives about 15 min away. We decide to hang out. Say's he's gonna be outside in the street skateboarding. Says I'll know him when I see him. So against my better judgement, I hopped in the truck and took off. I brought some salvia with me too. Idk why.

So there he is. just like he said. His house is a short ways off and we go inside to chill and play video games because It's cold outside. He pulled out a small bubbler bong and offered me some weed which I graciously accepted. I felt I had to reciprocate so I pulled out the salvia. He had never done it before, so I cautioned him it was a hell of a drug. This was a very strong extract too. I stayed sober, as it's the responsible thing to do when someone else is on a hallucinogenic drug.

Well TJ freaks out. He thought the walls were closing in on him. He jumped up off the couch because it was trying to eat him. He came off it about 10min later. He said he was never doing that again. We had a laugh about it and had a few beers. He later told me he almost started swinging at me because he thought the devil sent me to kill him. We became fast friends.

Fast forward a few months. We would hang out occasionally. He comes up to my room one night and he has some oxycodone. I've never abused a prescription drug before, so I'm hesitant. He tells me I just finished my first semester of college, and I earned it. It didn't take any more convincing.

I snorted 15mg while he snorted 30mg. I'll be honest, it was the most amazing high I've ever experienced.

More to follow.
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I remember feeling like I was in the top floor of a high rise, when actually I was only on the second floor. I remeber watching him play dead rising 2. He kept putting the little hats on the zombies. It was really peaceful considering the context of what I was watching.

In the following weeks TJ continues to bring oxys to my place and like a good friend, he offers to share his spoils with me. I decline, but thank him for his generosity. They are expensive after all. At the same time I caution him that they are addictive and he should be careful. That is the main reason why I kept turning him down. I liked the high I felt that night. I liked it so much, It scared me. I was right to be cautious.

He ignored my warnings, and before long, He was shooting heroin. He offered me some of that as well. But I knew better than to fuck with that shit. I was content with weed. TJ would do anything to get his fix. This guy was really hooked on the stuff. We drifted apart. You can't trust a junkie. TJ was still my friend, but that wasn't TJ. That was an addict. That kinda shit changes people. I hit him up a few months later. Fortuantly he got into rehab and started getting his life turned around. He relasped a few times though. Last I heard from him, he was on his way to PA to take up a mining job. That was two years ago. I haven't heard from him since. I tried calling him lately. Someone else answered and had no idea who TJ was. I guess he got a new number. TJ, if your reading this. I hope you're doing well. I hope you're happy. I miss those days we spent together. Those were good times.


If ya'll liked that and want more. I'll post about Erica. It'll take me a good min to type it all out.
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>>719727097
I'm interested, OP. Sorry to hear about your falling out. Sounded like a good guy, despite his pitfalls.
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>>719727097
First good story ive read in a while, Ill be waiting OP.
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Surprised to find an interesting story on /b/
More, please?
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>>719727097
More plez
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>>719727097
more
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>>719727332
Is OP kill?
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bamping for story
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OP here. Keep the thread alive. Typing.
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>>719728049
Bamp
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Bamp for OP
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>>719728049
First lurker here. Will keep bumping.
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>>719727006
>bumpitty
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Erica. Erica was a trip. I found myself in another "post your area code" thread. Ctrl-F all that jazz. There's a number that matches my area code. The post says "I hate this girl, fuck with her /b/" So instead of doing that. I hit her up as a potential friend. If she was a ham planet, no loss. Who knows, she might be fine. We start texting, she wonders how I got her number. I told her someone posted it on the internet and I was bored. So was she. We started talking. She didn't think anything else of how I got her number. She said she might know who it was, and that he was retarded. Pay him no mind. She was 10min away in a little town that only existed because DOW chemical built a plant there. She had daddy issues. I was down. Before long, Erica and I had a date set up.
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>>719727097
>FRIEND SHOWS UP IN THREAD
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>>719728439
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What's more worth it, Oxy or H?
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Bump
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>>719728439
r u guys gonna fux
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>>719728439

Typing as fast as I can guys.

Erica was a very pretty girl. She had a little bit of a belly, but nothing to complain about. but she had a beautiful face. Big saucer eyes. Biggest tits I've ever been with. But god damn was she fucking stupid. We did have chemistry. The date went well. Took her to a swimming pool, which was a good chance to see her without many clothes on. Then to Taco Bell for dinner. Hey, I was 19 and doing the best I could at the time. We head back to my place and start watching a movie. I forget what, but I do remember finger banging the ever loving shit out of this girl. Like I was really going to town on her. She whispers "fuck me" in my ear, and its on. My dumbass didn't wear a condom. I finish up and turn on the lights. I look down and I am covered in blood. She's covered in blood. My mattress looks like a murder scene. This is not period blood. She is freaking the fuck out. I have a 1000 yard stare at what im looking at. I don't know what to say or do.
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>>719728897
>I don't know what to say or do
Cry
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>>719728897
Holy shit, OP.

Still lurking.
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>>719727006
>>>719728439
>My mattress looks like a murder scene. This is not period blood. She is freaking the fuck out. I have a 1000 yard stare at what im looking at. I don't know what to say or do.

Take pics of course
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>>719729037
Youre not lurking if youre replying..
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>>719728897
i do hope there's no nessy messy in this one
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>>719728571

Nothing. Stay away from that shit. I'm fucking serious dude. I've seen a lot of people I was close to get fucked up on it.


I get Erica up and put her in the shower with me. There is blood everywhere. I'm trying to get her to shut the fuck up because my parents are asleep on the other side of the wall. We get cleaned up and I head out to my room to assess the damage. My sheets, and memory foam topper are soaked. It even bled down to the mattress (heh pun). This was going to be hard to explain to mom who would on occasion change my sheets. I took her home. It was silence the whole way back. I told her not to worry about it. She says she would like to see me again when we get to her place. I say "sure" but had no intention of doing so at that time. I'm to busy concerned about what kinda fucking disease I may have now.
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>>719728571
if you just wanna get a little fucked up, oxy.

if you wanna ride the dragon on the never ending story, H. But dont use that needle. ever. ever. You do that shit and youre done. autojunkie.
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>>719728897
>aids
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>>719729336

True Virgin
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bumpitty
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>>719729336

I told her to get checked out by the school nurse the next day. I was on pins and needles waiting. The nurse had told her it looked like Freddy Kruger finger blasted her. She had all kinds of cuts over her vagina. I guess I got really overzealous. I don't get why, I bite my nails. I digress.... Since she's STD free, we continue going out. While we're still dating, I start up college and meet a girl named mary. She's a story for another time. Me, being the piece of shit I am, start cheating on Erica with Mary. Neither of them know about each other. I had to celebrate valentines day with Erica the next day because I skipped class to fuck mary all day. I told Erica I had classes all day. I felt like I was hot shit juggling women like this. Mary had kind of a busted face, but a perfect 10/10 body. The face problem can be easily solved by the flip of a light switch. I eventually left Erica for Mary. Mainly because Erica was so fucking stupid. She saw the scene in Band of Brothers where they air dropped into Normandy with me. When it was over she said "wow, did that really happen?" I couldn't take her seriously.
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>>719728571
No heroine.
When friends ask me what drugs I've done, I can tell them I haven't done meth. Did heroine for 3 weeks straight with my girlfriend, had no immunity to anything at the end of it, got sick as shit, was hospitalized for a week.
Best 3 weeks of my life, but not worth the rest of the weeks I have to live without it (heroine)
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>>719727006
>>719727097
>>719728439
>>719728897
>>719729336
>>719729964

I am enjoying your thread OP.
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>>719729964
You are a moron. You mistook uneducated for stupid, and threw away a loyal /b/ro. Male or Female. Not cool. -1 Internets for you sir.
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>>719729964
>"Wow, did that really happen?"

Kekstormandy.
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>>719730121
It is possible to be both uneducated AND stupid. You weren't there. Authority to take away internets denied.
-1 internets for you sir
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>>719730121
Erica?

>call me babe
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>>719730121
Not OP but, your basing this off 1 thing OP has said, where OP interacted with this girl for a long time. I'm sure if OP says she is stupid, she is stupid.
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>>719730241
not OP, but what was the area code "Erica"?
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I never got the hang of monogamy. I always just cheated on my relationships if any chance to have sex came up. I do think it's pretty irresponsible but I'm not really good at self control.
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>>719729964

I forgot to mention, Erica liked rough sex. Like "hit me in the fucking face" kinda shit. I could handle the occasional slap. But when a girl is begging you to choke her and punch her in the face while you're fucking her, it's kinda disconcerting.

I dropped Erica, even though she was a good fuck. I can't be with someone so dumb. Mary and I continued dating for a few years. Lived together for a bit. She got pregnant, then had an abortion. We broke up shortly after that. I don't know if the abortion was the catalyst or not. Neither of us wanted the kid.

I was pretty torn up about the breakup, so I needed to rebound on something. Good old Erica comes to mind. I hit her up and she's still sour as fuck about me leaving her. Don't blame her. It's been awhile since I had gotten laid. So I offer her $300 for a fuck. She changes her tune real quick.
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Ever made up a shitpost 4 cucks on 4chan? I have.
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>>719727006
What's your area code, /b/ro?
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>>719730395
>I offer her $300 for a fuck. She changes her tune real quick.
lol you fucking rock
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>>719730396
tell me about it. cuck me up you cucker
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>>719730395
lol Erica's a whore.
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>>719730444
stfu. let >>719730241 "Erica" tell us
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>>719730237
Authority for the Authority to take away internets denied. Also, I wasn't there and I will say this, I would have talked them bitches into a Crazy plus Butterface three way.
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>>719730490
>pay a girl youve already fucked 300 for which you can get a mind blowingly hot escort
>pay a girl to fuck at all
"LOL U ROCK DUDE U PAID A GIRL TO FUCK"
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op hurry ur shit pls
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>>719730351
>>719730624
I was asking the anon I quoted if she was Erica, judging by the post they wrote.

Dunno how you got that wrong.
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>>719730655
having sex with someone who you already know how to have sex with and who knows what gets your off.

Don't be too proud to pay for sex this is how society works until we actually get feminism off the ground.
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>>719730241
Nope.
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>>719730395
I'd rather sample new pussy x3 for $300.
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>>719730444


I've been on /b/ long enough to know that any snippit of personal identifiable info is enough for people to get a really good idea of the poster. I will not divulge that information.


So $300 dollars for pussy sounds kind of expensive. But it is my birthday after all (no, really it is) I take the bike down to my buddies house to play some video games and smoke some weed while I work out the details with Erica. This is just a sex thing after all. After I say goodbye to my buddies I hit the highway and head to her place. I intentionally park my bike way down at the other end of the street from her place. Walking down to her house I find a glass bottle on the side of the road (she didn't live in the best part of town) When I get to the front gate of her house, I smash the bottle on the ground. I go inside and shes on the bed waiting for me and texting her friend. She's fully clothed but still cold towards me. I don't blame her. I did her dirty. She wants money first. I tell her I wasn't going to carry that kinda cash on me. I left it locked under the seat on the bike. We do our thing, I wear a condom this time. I just had the abortion deal and didn't want to go through that again.
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one time i met up with this guy in a smoke,drink,fight,fuck thread

we agreed to fight and he shows up with a bat and beats the shit out of me.

luckily there was a cop nearby he got spooked and ran off i barely survived scariest experience of my life
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Keep going, OP.
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>>719731322
would finger bang that until it bleeds
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>>719727006
Mine's a lot shorter
>be me
>do area code meet up
>go to meet up, on foot
>arrive at area
>see extremely obese man sitting on bench
>turn 360 degrees and walk home
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>>719731066
>>I've been on /b/ long enough to know that any snippit of personal identifiable info is enough for people to get a really good idea of the poster. I will not divulge that information.
most truthful part of this thread
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>>719731489
I loled
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I bet Erica had hep C, and now you have hep C, and all people have hep C, enjoy your hep C with some Vit C and Emergen C, go find a loli.(With hep C)
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Meet like 4 or 5 people off of /b/ over the last 8 years of being here. Some more memorable than others. Be cutie 3.14 trap.

>Post in some area code thread, get dudes IM handle
>Message back and forth about life shit
>We agree to meet up and smoke a blunt
>I smoke all day, he is a lightweight
>We go to mexican food and it turns into a normal date
>Second date, I go to his place and we hang out
>Go to get some Pho for dinner, normal date status
>We decide to wrestle for some reason since I am into being dominated
>he wins obviously, establishing he is in control
>We lay down in his bed and I tell him I am on my period when he tries to touch my crotch
>Tell him I am down for anal sex
>He puts on a condom and I use spit to lube my ass
>Slide pants and panties down partially and we fuck, he lasts for a strong 3 minutes
>Passionate as fuck, but I am freaking out about how hard I just trapped this dude
>Not sure how he is going to react so decide to thank him for the lovely evening
>IM him the next day explaining that I have a feminine penis
>He was mad. Never hear from him again
>I did it for the lulz /b/
>I did it for you
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>be me
>brand new to channel 4
>some thread where a kid is in the L.A. subway and asking for dubs to tell him what to do
>I tell him I'll take him to lunch and roll dubs
>I barely know what this even means
>oh shit now what
>how old are you kid
>17 underage b&
>fuck that I'm not going to jail today
>dubs again as I tell him no such thing as a free lunch
so I guess I didn't meet anybody
>forever alone
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>I also met someone from a local thread. We hung out at his place and played some video games (guitar hero i think). >Anyway i took some beers round and he had some weed so we got a bit wasted.
>After gaming we had a movie on and were both on our phones. He's looking at 4chan and i ask what sorta thread. It's like rate my dick or a trap thread or something.
>Basically he ends up saying he had a fun time and we can fuck if I'm into that. Never really thought about being with a guy but i read too much 4chan.
>Curiosity got the best of me and i let him blow me.
>any hole's a goal
>he wanted a handjob and wanted to cum on my feet which i let him.
>we stayed in touch for a while and occasionally fooled around but then he got a girlfriend and i moved away.
>he gave the best blowjobs. Not had one as good since
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>>719731570
tits or gtfo
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>>719731066

I throw the condom in the trash, get dressed super fast and grab my helmet that I left by the door. I keep walking outside. She comes running out barefoot thinking that I'm going to just take off without paying her. I point to the bike and tell her its under the seat by the battery. she starts to walk with me. I point out the broken glass and tell her to just wait here. I'll bring the bike down to her. She pulls out her phone and starts texting. I get the bike fired up and coast down towards her. She just puts her hand out. I flip her off and head home. I never had any intention of paying her. Once I get home, I check my phone. a fuck ton of missed calls and texts. She's fucking pissed. Understandably so. She says in the text "I have your condom with your sperm! I'll tell the cops you raped me!"

I responded with "so you're going to lie to the cops about a rape?"

"if it gets your ass in trouble I will!"

*Screenshot*

The next day my dad comes upstairs and he is angry as fuck. He says there are two cops outside who want to talk to me. The bitch actually did it. She went to the cops. I grabbed my phone and went downstairs. I showed them the screenshot, explained what happened and they left to go ask her about it. She was hit with filing a false report. That's the last I heard from it or her. I never saw a court room or police station. I checked her facebook awhile ago. She is a single mom of three kids now.
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>>719728571
H guy back..
>>719729336
I did about 2.5 grams a few weeks back and it felt really nice, I only did small amounts and never shot up but it did fuck me up some times and I also got more into alc at that time which was risky too. I kind of got curious for it out of senselessness and to basically make me feel good and forget about things. I guess I got away lucky, but I can't put the idea out of my mind to take it again.

What has Erica to do with drugs tho?
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>>719731489
but a 360 would be facing the fatty!

nowwewait.jpg
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>>719731570
OH MAN DID YOU EVER DESTRO- you gave him Hep C, you have Hep C. Enjoy your Hep C. Go get a Loli. (with Hep C)
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>>719731570
I wasn't mad, Just confused. I'm so glad I found you again. I have to tell you, I remember that night as so special and amazing and I want to see you again.
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>>719731737

TJ was the drugs man.
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>>719731066
The fuck you call your girl Erica too?! Messing with my brain
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is a more fucked up story than you could ever believe.

believe me
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>>719731691
Enjoy your Hepatitis C.
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>>719731066
So you met these people by posting on an area code thread, are currently telling us stories about said people that you met via area code, but won't post your area code. Just something you've said makes me think you may be in the same area as I.
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>>719731731
Lol, owned.
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>>719731731
gif us her fb, anon
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>be me, 14 y/o girl (this was eight yrs ago pedofags chill)
>add someone to msn from local city thread
>talk for a couple months online, he's 3 years older than me and obviously weird as shit
>3 years later, switch highschools
>in office signing papers and stuff
>weird ugly fat dude in weird matrix sunglasses and trenchcoat standing in there the whole time
>get FB msg later that night, he found me (copy and paste as follows)

"We used to talk a while back. Anyway, saw you in the office. I'm the tall guy with the teashades. You really grew up, damn. But not too much ;) add me back to msn, cute thang."
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Anyone wanna fuck?

(604)
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>>719732050
Why did you have to stop being a loli :( That's just not fair.
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>>719731880
Both been tested. Clean as a whistle
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>>719732110

srry bb :(
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>>719732131
Hepatitis C can lay dormant in your system for years.

Enjoy your Hep C.
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check out the website lol
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>>719732209
k
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>>719732185
It's not alright, things will never be alright again.

WHAT ARE WE FIGHTING FOOOOOOOR
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>>719732050
Anything happend after ?
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>>719731966

Well go ahead and say where you are. If it's the same, I'll tell you. No lie.
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>>719731066
>moar
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>>719732240
he used to talk about how much he loved CP and last time i looked him on online he had a 2 yr old daughter. how 2 feel????
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>>719729374
Elaborate on riding the dragon, pls
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ok
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>>719731570
Me again. Most recent meetup.

>Area code thread. Get dudes snapchat.
>Snap back and forth. He is cool, but like 13 years younger than me.
>Agree to meetup at the end of the summer before he has to go back to school
>We smoke some bowls while hiking in some redwoods
>Having a good time hanging out when he decides to ask if I want to make out
>Not into this dude and not really showing signs of being into dude
>Thought about trapping him, but felt it to be too unethical
>Long walk back to the car, he is defeated
>I drop him off back at home
>Our snapchat streak breaks
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>>719731192

WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU INTENTIONALLY MEET UP TO FIGHT SOMEONE OFF 4CHAN!?

You're lucky as shit the dude didn't have a gun or knife on him.
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>>719732258
837922
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>>719732279
That's pretty fucked up actually. You should probably call child protective services.

Now, you're 22 right? I'm 26. Lets fuck.
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>>719732258
979
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>>719732354

PRESENT IT
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>>719732279
>>719732354
Don't listen to this guy BB. He's trenchcoat man. I'm 20. Fuck me instead.
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>>719731792
Really is it you!?! Prove it by emailing me with the model of your vehicle in the subject.
[email protected]
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>>719732471
i've spent my whole life longing for The Tall Guy With the Teashades tho
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>>719732443
*Bends over*

Be gentle. <3

>>719732471
I wouldn't be caught dead in a trenchcoat, or a fedora.

You can join us though. But I get first dibs.
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>>719732335
Well they are both kinda stupid, I mean one dude wants to casually have a fight, for fun or sport or w/e and another one wants to release his anger or kill some dude? It's a strange time we live in..
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>>719731966
thats super narcissistic . Not everything revolves around you
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>>719732540
I love everything about this image. Reminds me of Ito.
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>>719732346

Negative. Sorry.
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>>719731731
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>>719732443
>>719732591

I forgot to actually present it.
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>>719732568
Dang. I can't stand to such a specimen of manhood.

>>719732591
I appreciate and accept the offer and terms.
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>>719732720

that is actually a pretty nice cock. congrats!
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>>719732742
*unf unf unf*

>>719732777
Presenting the thanks of opinion
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>>719732720
I'd post a comparison but apparently my phone camera's images are too big for 4chins. Here's a Digimon instead.
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>>719732995
Your digipenis looks stubby and poisonous.

22 year old grown up loli should post vag comparison.
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>>719732324

Do you wonder why traps get the shit beat out of them and killed at a far higher rate than normal society? It's because of your actions.

If someone trapped me they would, without a doubt, be the victim of assault and to be totally honest it would be pure luck as to whether I take it to far and ended them.

Be upfront and honest.
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>>719733082
How about this one? Any better?
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Got any more cool stories OP?
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