I've exclusively dated alt girls, so give me any alt girl as long as she isn't fat.
Bonus points if she's slutty
>as if there's a nonslutty alt girl
I want to be the girlfriend but my fat hairy body and penis keep getting in the way
Someone smart and interesting who enjoys sex.
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One who loves me and doesn't mind that I'm clingy except for the times I want literally nothing to do with them. And one who is ok with me being socially awkward and thusly boring as hell to be around. Preferably one who is loyal, also it'd be nice if they were cute. Idrc about body type as long as they're only chubby, but I love me a cute face.
The kind I cant have.
She just doesnt love me, /b/ros
Got other girls thirsty for me, but the one chick I want more than anything else just doesnt love me back.
Do I take one of the others and settle for someone who I dont really feel that way towards, or hold out in hopes that she comes round?
It's a pattern, I get hardcore obsessed with one chick at a time, date them for a year or three, find a new one to get obsessed over, cheat and eventually leave my current girl for the new one.
I know that if I got with this chick, I wouldnt give a single fuck about her in a few years. But right now, she's all I want.
a gf that has a nice booty, wears thongs, short shirts, yoga pants, plenty of thong slips
my gf has all of this expect she doesn't like wearing yoga pants outside of home, but I'm working on it
just now getting her wear only thongs
also her thongs used to show in public when she bent over her big booty but I told her and now she's too conscious, trying to reverse that
Compliments.... Get in her head.
I nipped my GFs use of grannies panties in the bud. Just whisper in her ear how hot she is in thongs often. Tell her she looks pretty fucking hot in thongs and she will wear them.
Compliments is your girl friendly way of manipulating her to her hearts content.
thanks for the tip anon
she's wearing thongs more and more, I hid some of her panties deep in another drawer and she hasn't found them yet
I also want her to have a fat ass to twerk,
I've been working on getting her to twerk for a while with mild success, but now I want her ass to be bigger and have been coaxing her do butt exercises
I'mean hoping to go with her clothes shopping soon and I'll ty ry to convince her to get low-rise jeans to help with more public thong slips
An overweight, misandristic feminist with unwarranted self-importance. Perfect domme.
one that's fat fat fat FAT i'm talking REALLY FAT
to the point where she needs to lean over on objects cause her own weight throws off her balance, bonus points if she smells like fish and shit