What kind of girlfriend do you want

The kind that shuts her mouth and fucks me when I want

Also sauce?

>>719719922
One with a feminine penis

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I've exclusively dated alt girls, so give me any alt girl as long as she isn't fat.
Bonus points if she's slutty
>as if there's a nonslutty alt girl

>>719719922
That's a fucking trap you silly faggot!

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>>719719922
A real one....

A qt 3.14 with some of the same interests and personality traits as me. Also no penis.

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I want to be the girlfriend but my fat hairy body and penis keep getting in the way

>>719719922
To be honest I want one with a penis.

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>>719719922
Someone smart and interesting who enjoys sex.

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>>719720629
yeah me too i like girls with penises

>>719720680
>smart
>interesting
>enjoys sex
Sorry bud, you can only choose one.

>>719720629
>>719721090
But those are guys, silly faggots

>>719721090
They are just so comforting and familiar. I know how one works so I never feel awkward around them.

>>719721173
But guys are icky and hairy, I want a girl with a nice penis.

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>>719721129
so pessimistic.

>>719721173
>2017
>not liking penis

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>>719720129
Ditto

>>719719922
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A rich one that I can mooch off of.

She can be a fat ugly tranny who constantly fucks other people for all I care, I just want a simple easy life.

>gamer
>smart
either would make me happy

i want a real one

One who loves me and doesn't mind that I'm clingy except for the times I want literally nothing to do with them. And one who is ok with me being socially awkward and thusly boring as hell to be around. Preferably one who is loyal, also it'd be nice if they were cute. Idrc about body type as long as they're only chubby, but I love me a cute face.

>>719719922
The kind I cant have.
She just doesnt love me, /b/ros
Got other girls thirsty for me, but the one chick I want more than anything else just doesnt love me back.

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Do I take one of the others and settle for someone who I dont really feel that way towards, or hold out in hopes that she comes round?

>>719722077
tumblr?

>>719723488
move on with your life. there will be other girls.

>>719723849
I know.
It's a pattern, I get hardcore obsessed with one chick at a time, date them for a year or three, find a new one to get obsessed over, cheat and eventually leave my current girl for the new one.
I know that if I got with this chick, I wouldnt give a single fuck about her in a few years. But right now, she's all I want.

>>719723978
Youre a piece of shit.

>>719719922
One without a cock

>>719724132
why?

a gf that has a nice booty, wears thongs, short shirts, yoga pants, plenty of thong slips
my gf has all of this expect she doesn't like wearing yoga pants outside of home, but I'm working on it
just now getting her wear only thongs
also her thongs used to show in public when she bent over her big booty but I told her and now she's too conscious, trying to reverse that

>>719719922
a real one

A blonde white girl that likes dark humor.

>>719724769
Compliments.... Get in her head.

I nipped my GFs use of grannies panties in the bud. Just whisper in her ear how hot she is in thongs often. Tell her she looks pretty fucking hot in thongs and she will wear them.

Compliments is your girl friendly way of manipulating her to her hearts content.

>>719725553
thanks for the tip anon
she's wearing thongs more and more, I hid some of her panties deep in another drawer and she hasn't found them yet
I also want her to have a fat ass to twerk,
I've been working on getting her to twerk for a while with mild success, but now I want her ass to be bigger and have been coaxing her do butt exercises
I'mean hoping to go with her clothes shopping soon and I'll ty ry to convince her to get low-rise jeans to help with more public thong slips

>>719719922
A real one

>>719726621
thats kinda fuckin weird man

>>719719922
Fat white girl to bear my spawn

>>719727549
oh well, we all have something, don't we?
I mean.... we are on 4chan..
what do you think is weird?

One like my last who was average ish but emotionally dependant.
One who will do abortions because i accidentally got the last one pregnant

>>719725607
underrated movie

was brilliant

>>719719922
an Alt-Right trans MtF waifu who wants to have lots of children and pretend to be heteros in public and fucking freaks in the bedroom.

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>>719719922

One with a dick,

>>719721129
I think it's more of a choose two, unless you don't have much going for you

>>719719922
At this time, OP it's not about what I want, it's about what I can get. MGTOW.

warm and kind, but independantly career driven, fun to be around and under the age of 25

>>719725607
This a hundred times this a hundred years. Apple is my Waifu.

>>719720104
You mean pegs you?

>>719730548
Why can't I have a motherly girlfriend that pegs my butthole and lets me cry in her lap

real

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This

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Basically this

>>719731228
hot!

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>>719719922
An overweight, misandristic feminist with unwarranted self-importance. Perfect domme.

>>719719922
Young and dirty

one that's fat fat fat FAT i'm talking REALLY FAT

to the point where she needs to lean over on objects cause her own weight throws off her balance, bonus points if she smells like fish and shit

>>719731867
I'd be willing to be her side man.

>>719719922
One that isn't a total bitch like mine is, holy shit. She get's SO fucking pissed about every single mistake I make or so.
It's fucking crazy. Maaan.... fuck her

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this kind

I like being asked shit like how was the flight or how was the movie

>>719735122
I need a girl like Hila

>>719723114
Well you're only going to get one of the two

A cockless one. Doesn't need a pussy, a nullo is fine too.

>>719719922
the kind who likes it when I sage threads like this.

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Her

the kind that will let me cuck her but wont do anything with other guys and is smart enough to have a good convo

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A tomboy