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KA TI A PLS

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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KA
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>>719713630
>How do you know he's in Philly?
because I fucking say so, all the time, I love this place

I don't have kik

>>719713717
>>719713717
that actually makes alot of sense but I like a lot of the previous me. He's pretty good at some stuff

>>719713696
these messages are more mixed than your average shitty table wine
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>>719713665
i see?


also fuck i broke my pick holder.
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>>719713665
Jeff my face is breaking jeff
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I should start going to the gym again... starting to put on weight and I don't like it too much
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>>719713845
Subs, I'm an advocate for the bad idea, but I can respect when somebody makes a sound decision. I'm not Satan, just an observer, and sometimes a bad influence.
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>>719713949
Just smoke weed.
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>>719713961
being a terrible influence is kind of just par for the course aroubnd here

I need to go to bed. in fact I'm going to go to bed. now.
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>>719714017
I don't think that's going to make me shed the weight. Also I don't have a pen, so I can't smoke where I rent
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>>719713845
The new self doesn't erase the old self. It should build on the old, replacing what you do not like with what makes you happy. It strengthens, not obsoletes. But you must take the steps to break those parts you hate. And sometimes it takes bigger steps than others to start that change.
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>>719714047
Fuck, there goes my primary audience.

Good night dude. You should make a few pieces of toast and set out some ibuprofein and a glass of water before you K.O.

Leave a note.

Hungover me,

You're welcome.

-Drunk me

>>719714127
Metabolism increase, mofo. But yeah, you'll have to do SOME exercise.
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>>719713915
oh whoops I meant to link that to someone else.
a guitar pick holder? how long you been playing?

>>719713923
a little bit more

>>719713092
that's my favourite method too. except I look at tinder once a year
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>>719714183
I made pretty good egg sandwiches
I cant ship them to him tho
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s16y6bTbc2B5
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>>719714183
The most I'm doing right now is walking to work most every day. I seriously need to get back into the workout I had going, and figure something out with regards to my eating habits.
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>>719714198
Why haven't you and Iaw smashed bananas together yet?
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>>719714198
>/////////////////////////////////////////<
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>>719713845
Skype then? Anything to talk to you
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>>719714198
o ok. yeh. i started last year, but i dont really feel like im advancing cause i still cant do a barre chord
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>>719714286
Why are you not living with him and cooking his meals and worshiping his wiener?

Lol but srsly you cook?

>>719714329
This was hilarious.

>>719714366
I've sat at a solid 185 for about three years now. I eat pretty much whatever I want because I smoke more or less daily, I run after work or class, no more than a couple miles and I do a standard 40 push ups, 40 lunges with 15 pound weight, and 200 jumping jacks. I do light lifting at the gym twice a week or so.

I know everybody's body is different, but it works for me. I can't really give work out advice because I'm a relatively sedentary person, but it keeps me in shape. Try it. It's not too strenuous either.
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well im drunk as fuck right now so iojasn qwq
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>>719714683
>a couple miles
>not too strenuous
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overwatch, replies will be slow
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>>719714683
yeah I am a great cook actually.
I can taste it beforehand by mixing smell memory.
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>>719714329
goodnight

>>719714382
we're making plans. probably this summer

>>719714402
at least two more ticks

>>719714473
what kind of guitar do you play?
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>>719714803
And we have another one!

>>719714833
Lol a two mile jog/run really isn't all that much. Around the half way point the "Runners high," kicks in for me and lets me just book it home.

If cardio isn't for you, take a jog around the block. Anything to get your heart rate up.
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Okay I will literally post my dick if you post some way to contact you because I want to talk to you that badly
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>>719714329
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yueJS6rVP9
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>>719714984
dude fuck off you thirsty faggot
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>suggesting posting dick pics is special in a thread purposed for posting drawn dicks
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>>719714683
I've been put back into a sedentary lifestyle (office work) after having been on my feet for 9 hours a day, 6 days a week. I would also go to the gym 3 times a week to do the 5x5 stronglifts workout.
I was 145 back then, I haven't weighed myself now, but I know that I didn't have the gut I do right now... just looking at some of the post-workout pics make me angry that I've not found a gym yet
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>>719714983
negro u kno im off that vodka like yestyerdays bread
how u doing my fellow drunken companion
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>>719714982
Fuck jeff >//////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////<
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>>719714803
Post your butt.

>>719714982
Good.
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>>719715098
Fuck off my shit is nice and fat. Don't be mad at me because you don't even try to fuck chicks or dudes or whatever
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Oh my god go to bed you faggots
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what is this faggot shit
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>>719715349
you were talking about the guy in the skirt right?
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>>719715349
LMAO the irony
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>>719715234
maybe that's a few too many blushes. good to see your nice and blushed though

>>719715267
don't worry, you'll be the first to know when your matchmaking has paid off
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>>719715352
YOU WERENT EVEN AROUND FOR THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK YOU FUCK I HATE YOU
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>>719715234
lol, is that a threat or an offer
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>>719715352
I still got another hour and half on shift.
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>>719714982
stratocaster, i was gonna get a les paul but, eh. i like stratocaster a little more. i need to learn the internals sometime so if you were hoping for an indepth answer, sorry. you got a favorite kind?
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>>719715438
I'M SORRY I HAVE A JOB

>>719715477
Sleep at work, easy
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>>719715558
YOU FUCKING SHOULD BE CUNT
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>>719715267
>>719715267
yawww im tryina stich it back together fam
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>>719714971
Dude, Oregon isn't that far. Come cook with me.

My wife can't cook for shit so dinner is up to me every night, and I love doing it. It's a means of creativity I hadn't explored until my early twenties.

Let's get stoned and cook everything in my fridge.

>>719714984
He went to sleep. You missed him.
You can post your dick for me though.

>>719715098
Obligatory "Daww Katia's jealous" tease

>>719715152
Lol it's just motivation man. The fact that you work in an office means you have all that excess pent up energy. Literally take your shirt off during your lunch (So as not to sweat in it) and bust out a twenty minute workout. Bring a towel to wipe yourself off and some deodorant and cologne, and go back to work or eat. It'll wake you up for the last half of your shift, get you a quick workout in, and you'll have the energy to burn when you get home

DO IT
MOTIVATE YOURSELF
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Or, yknow, just don't do anything, whatever makes you happiest.

>>719715173
I'm actually not drinking, which is out of character for me, but I'm high. Vodka sucks, I hope you're mixing.

>>719715558
He's back! How's it going!
I wanted to use the friendly insult numbnuts, but it's your leg.
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>>719715593
doeeeeeeeeeeeet
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>>719715395
Yeah duh who else the fucking horse bending over in panties?

>>719715423
Go ahead and point out the irony, guaranteed you'll look stupid as fuck
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>>719715727
I did fuck that guy actually, your argument is invalid.
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>>719715727
you're looking for subjectivefag, he's on steam
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Dead?
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>>719715430
Like an apple!
>>719715459
Maybe both
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>>719715855
Not even close.
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>>719715855
Only for you, bbygrl.
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>>719715646
nooo mixing m8 real slavs drink full on never mixed a drink in my life
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>>719715787
In that case you'll horrible at sex since you're not fucking him right now
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>>719715491
I've only ever played with my dads guitars before, an acoustic and an electric whose type I can't remember

>>719715855
yeah, there was a freak accident

>>719715913
all red in the cheeks
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>>719714983
Ellipticals are nice
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>>719715352
HEY DAD

>>719715855
HEY NOT DAD
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>>719715967
You're purposely depriving yourself of flavor for the sake of slavic pride?

Whatever floats your boat man, just saying I would never turn down a martini.

>>719716073
This works too.
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>>719716064
I'll put something red in your cheeks
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Katia you'll horrible at sex. Don't do it.
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>>719716206
omg
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>>719715591
Do my job for me

>>719715646
I had a bit of a sleep
I will have another one in an hour before work

>>719716136
That's Mr Nefel to you, junior
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>>719716179
nawww u have to torture urself and burn your throat if u wanna get the full drunken experience, thats just ancient slav code
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>>719715879
i could beat that boy up
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>>719716283
o-ok
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>>719715916
Oh boy.

>>719715922
What does this mean

>>719716064
Who died

>>719716136
Hello not son
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He's horrible so badly, it'll ruins sex for the rest of yous.
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>>719715491
nice, i love my strat. need to get the strings replaced on it, though. what kind of music you play?
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http://steamcommunity.com/id/subjectivef
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>>719716064
hmm, do you have a picture example of it i could probably identify it, if youre interested in knowing it.

>>719716376
i try to do psychedelic rock, using pf's echoes as a derivative. i wanna play blues but, lazy to keep retuning to open d and e standard. hbu?

also, it's really annoying to put on a guitar when your hair gets caught between your shoulder and straps.
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>>719716283
Isn't that really bad for your circadian rhythm?
Whatever, as long as I have an audience.

>>719716336
I drink most things straight. Whiskey, Spiced rum, ESPECIALLY Scotch,

But vodka? That's either a "Down half of the bottle before the party gets started," drink or a mixer so tasty drinks become tasty alcoholic drinks.

Now if you want burning, Rye Whiskey is where it's at.

>>719716371
I like you.
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>>719716366
You know what it means.

>>719716428
I am completely in favor of the guy that'll horrible up sex for the rest if us to try and add Subby, for when he wakes up and is sober.
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>>719716665
I horrible English pretty well.
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>>719716665
Yeah, I'm changing from night shift to day shift next month just because my sleep patterns are so bad it's killing me. Especially with school.

>>719716359
Good. I can be a neet
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>>719716665
lol hecc i dunnoooo, i like to enjoy all my liquor straight.i just feel like if i mix it with something im cheating and the goal of being completely drunk
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>>719716202
like a strawberry?

>>719716366
everyone, there was a terrible malfunction at the gay factory

>>719716659
I don't have one, I think it was a stratocaster. I could always ask him sometime. I learned two songs and then stopped playing
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>>719716659
fuck yeah, i love pink floyd. rock and metal, just because they're fun and relatively easy. trying to branch out into blues as well. what tuning do you normally play in?

i have short hair, i don't know that feel
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>>719716679
I don't

>>719716959
I can only hope certain people have died as a result.
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>>719716959
A SWOLLEN COCK IN YER BUTTCHEEKS
I'm not much for subtility c:
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Why was Tokio Hotel not more popular during their peak?

Bill Kaulitz voice is heavenly.
And his hair.
His fucking hair.

>>719716864
I horrible English purty good*

>>719716898
Good to hear it. I keep forgetting it's early evening for you guys. And another day? No. You're ahead of us, right? I can never remember.
regardless, being a nightowl is great, but it fucks with a lot of day to day stuff.

>Neet
But aren't you working, and in school, and have dealer training?

>>719716921
You do realize that mixing drinks doesn't make them any less alcoholic right?
You've never had an Old Fashioned? A Roy Rogers? A Screwdriver?!
Missing out, boy.
Mix Fireball with Redds Apple Ale. Shits like hard cinnamon cider.
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>>719716959
what songs?

>>719717110
they're my favorite band. i stay in e-standard for the biggest range of songs to play in, but ill change it back and fourth every now and then. i should also probably get new strings, i havent changed them in about 5 months.
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>>719717290
>Good to hear it. I keep forgetting it's early evening for you guys
Well, closer to lunch for me. 3pm.

Yeah but Katia is gonna do my work for me so I can slack off
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>>719717290
>Tokio Hotel
Oh fuck I haven't heard that name in years... I remember when they were the shit, never listened to them though
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>>719716898
are you going to suck it in return or what
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>>719717217
Yes you do. You've just got to believe in yourself.
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>>719717290
jeeeeez son, ill have to try that out, sounds like a whole world unexplored. for now finna pass out, bein in this chat reminds me of a real old visual novel /b/ thread i used to frequent a ton, goodnight to ye
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I keep smelling fucking food. It's midnight and my wife is asleep. Am I having a fucking stroke?

>>719717427
Dude, if you ever move to or visit the states, please come smoke a blunt with me. You and I could be friends.

>>719717449
It's like angsty canadian punk pop music, but they're German. And the lead singer could make me bona fide gay with a single lip bite.
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>>719717217
there were no survivors. I hope I'm not on that list

>>719717224
that's pretty gay

>>719717396
hey there delilah, and skater boy. I can remember hey there delilah but not the other. it was 10 years or so ago now
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>>719717628
My life is a visual novel from the eyes of a terrified housecat.
Don't piss yourself!
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>>719717650
Wasn't that the one with the really girly singer?
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>>719717396
you can play blues in e standard. do you know the blues scale?

i tried out light strings and they have way too much bend for me. hard to play in tune
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>>719717774
Yes.
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>>719717734
Just as we like it :3
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>>719717842
hey tiger
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>I want to fucking die!
Same, same
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>>719717758
Aye mate ill try me best
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>>719717480
I can't, you'll be too busy working

>>719717650
Sounds good
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>>719717734
would you consider playing again?

>>719717793
no, i dont really know any scales per-se, i just guess what would sound good next, winging it with my ears i guess i could say. its a bad idea, im not creative.
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>>719718117
hey i gotta GET OFF sometime
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>>719717842
Butt
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>>719718117
Where exactly are you contemplating in the midwest? I've lived in Iowa and Illinois, and couch surfed plenty around the area (Save for Nebraska, I don't ever want to go to Nebraska).

>>719718160
What am I, chopped liver?
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>>719717873
Hey banananamans
>>719717946
Evening Jeff.


Just finished watching the latest Jack Reacher movie.
It was pretty terrible
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>>719718247
You're a butt
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>>719717627
That's my line.

>>719717734
You're not but I'll hold you to that.
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>>719718249
steak and potatos.
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No katten tonight?
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>>719718315
Buffufufffufufufffuffufu
Ok that didn't sound good
>>719718319
You look like a penis
-Trevor Phillips
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>>719718159
i highly recommend learning your major and minor scales, they come in handy. makes it easier to play chords if you know the scales. start with the C major scale, it's the most basic scale. from there, all other major scales follow the exact same fingering pattern
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>>719717873
but I like strawberries as well

>>719718159
maybe, I had stopped out of disinterest, but got interested again and played trumpet through high school

>>719718315
how you doing?

>>719718390
don't hold me against the list, there's dead gays on it

>>719718456
doesn't seem so

>>719718460
hey luc
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>>719718440
Nominally better.
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>>719718482
Sound like you getting arse pounded by a jackhammer
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>>719718563
Me too
Those go in your face cheeks tho
>>719718589
That would be kekekekekekekekekekekekekekeke
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>>719718563
Hello
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>>719718249
That's a decision I'll be making when/if it actually happens. Big thing is dollar parity; not gonna move if a quarter of my savings are gonna vanish into thin air.

>>719718160
Yeah but I figure you'll be too tired
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>>719718802
you're probably right I am tired after my job too but only mentally.
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>>719718533
I see, ill look into that. thank you

>>719718563
i tried guitar when i was younger, but as a kid i was impatient. i tried again and i got into it, might be the same for you. just stroll into the local store and ask if you can practice a little (if they allow it) or just get that one guitar game that uses an actual guitar as a start.
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>>719718563
Going to veg out and play Warframe.
You?
>>719718725
kek. feel the power of kek inside you ass it seems :)
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>>719718725
O, you were talking bout the other cheeks

>>719718737
how you doing?

>>719718893
and I won't be so lost in learning the basics of music. I might pick it back up, there's a handful of older guitars I think I could borrow

>>719719084
I should start my workout. just got back into it a couple days ago
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>>719718880
Well that's the problem you see

If I blew your dick it would also blow your mind, and clearly if you're mentally exhausted you wouldn't handle it.
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>>719718893
the internet is your friend. google scales and chords, or even youtube videos that teach you how to play songs
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>>719719183
I dont think you understand how that works but ok
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>>719719084
Kek
kekekekekekekekekekeke
God katten is such a bad/good influence on me
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Anyone else ever get in a mood where you could just say fuck it to everything and go on an adventure?

I keep envisioning walking out my front door, getting in my car and literally never coming back, to my wife, my soon-to-born-kid, my family, my job, my education, etc.

Is this normal?

Wanderlust is weird.
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>>719719177
Umm that's what I meant by buttcheeks, silly :p
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>A fist and Richard Spencer's face.
>Name a more iconic duo. I'll wait.
a liberal and a debate
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>>719719177
well if you do go for it, good luck qt.

>>719719190
ik, i said id look into it, i have a book around here that i didnt really pick up because reading is boring
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DRUNKY!!!
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>>719719293
I should've done that when I was younger.
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>>719719293
not really but I'm kind of perfect so
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>>719719293
yeah, i've always wanted to hitchhike accross america

>>719719414
damn i wish i could read
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>>719719177
You should start now while you are still awake :)
How'd you find that App?
>>719719240
just stay away from sharp blades and you should be fine.
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>>719719234
I don't think you understand how amazing I am

>>719719293
Yeah, it's normal
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>>719719523
Don't cheetahs have sharp claws tho? Butt I like wem ;_;
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>>719719514
>2017
>reading
lmao normies
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>>719719496
Do I know you?

>>719719499
I did, but I want more.
IDEK how to do this whole average lifestyle thing

>>719719513
Blow me.

>>719719514
It's a trip, but being hungry bites.

>>719719657
This is pretty much what I was looking for.

Everybody get in the van, we're going to Canada.
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>>719719833
It is Fool, Drunky. So I should certainly hope you know me.
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>>719719297
well there's other cheeks to shove red things into

>>719719414
thanks~

>>719719523
I will. the apps okay, but it's mainly for an at the gym workout to record what you were doing. I'm just following the same workout so it doesn't really help
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>>719719931
You changed your name again.
Hello, friend. Long time no see.
By fault of my own.
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>>719719679
i just use the text to speech on my computer

>>719719833
have you read the book Into the Wild?
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>>719719936
What red things, strawberries or throbbing dicks
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>>719720034
I do that sometimes. Hi, Drunky, how have you been?
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>>719719669
yes but i was referring to self harm type blades.
>>719719936
Ahh ok then. Maybe you can find one for bodyweight type workout?
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>>719719936
mhmmm

>>719720050
i use a braille display and read with my fingers

im out, cya goys.
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>>719720170
Haha no, you can't bring me down that easily
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>>719720287
that's still reading, nerd
l8r
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>>719720108
both of those red things go between cheeks

>>719720170
I use the one that's put out by underarmor and it works pretty well for me

>>719720287
nite nite
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>>719720335
i'm not bringing you down...
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>>719720050
We've had this conversation. I have, and I think it's a wonderful representation of somebody's drive to attain self contentedness. Chris Mc whatevers journey is an awe inspiring one. Not one that I would choose to model my own after, however, but inspiring nonetheless.

>>719720148
I guess I can do this one more time

It's been eventful, that's for sure, failure of a small business, transition back into college, back to bartending as a profession, married, recently impregnated the wife, bought a home, slowed my alcohol intake, that's the gist

Overall, I've been well, although existentially conflicted. Yourself?
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>>719720444
I didn't mean you specifically
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>>719719177
Okay. Got about 12 NES games.
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>>719720558
have we had this conversation before? surprised you can remember them. we don't talk very often
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>>719720558
how do you get subjects to stick anyway
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>>719715373
Fuck
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>>719720730
You're a tough one to forget, you've always had a tinge of intellect to you I find appealing.

>>719720787
Huh?
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>>719720558
Painting like a madman, dealing with the absurd, smoking more, sleeping less, so I consider it breaking even. When did you get married and what was the business? Also, I thought you graduated college already.
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