>How do you know he's in Philly?
because I fucking say so, all the time, I love this place
I don't have kik
that actually makes alot of sense but I like a lot of the previous me. He's pretty good at some stuff
these messages are more mixed than your average shitty table wine
also fuck i broke my pick holder.
I should start going to the gym again... starting to put on weight and I don't like it too much
Subs, I'm an advocate for the bad idea, but I can respect when somebody makes a sound decision. I'm not Satan, just an observer, and sometimes a bad influence.
I don't think that's going to make me shed the weight. Also I don't have a pen, so I can't smoke where I rent
The new self doesn't erase the old self. It should build on the old, replacing what you do not like with what makes you happy. It strengthens, not obsoletes. But you must take the steps to break those parts you hate. And sometimes it takes bigger steps than others to start that change.
Fuck, there goes my primary audience.
Good night dude. You should make a few pieces of toast and set out some ibuprofein and a glass of water before you K.O.
Leave a note.
Metabolism increase, mofo. But yeah, you'll have to do SOME exercise.
oh whoops I meant to link that to someone else.
a guitar pick holder? how long you been playing?
a little bit more
that's my favourite method too. except I look at tinder once a year
I made pretty good egg sandwiches
I cant ship them to him tho
The most I'm doing right now is walking to work most every day. I seriously need to get back into the workout I had going, and figure something out with regards to my eating habits.
o ok. yeh. i started last year, but i dont really feel like im advancing cause i still cant do a barre chord
Why are you not living with him and cooking his meals and worshiping his wiener?
Lol but srsly you cook?
This was hilarious.
I've sat at a solid 185 for about three years now. I eat pretty much whatever I want because I smoke more or less daily, I run after work or class, no more than a couple miles and I do a standard 40 push ups, 40 lunges with 15 pound weight, and 200 jumping jacks. I do light lifting at the gym twice a week or so.
I know everybody's body is different, but it works for me. I can't really give work out advice because I'm a relatively sedentary person, but it keeps me in shape. Try it. It's not too strenuous either.
well im drunk as fuck right now so iojasn qwq
yeah I am a great cook actually.
I can taste it beforehand by mixing smell memory.
we're making plans. probably this summer
at least two more ticks
what kind of guitar do you play?
And we have another one!
Lol a two mile jog/run really isn't all that much. Around the half way point the "Runners high," kicks in for me and lets me just book it home.
If cardio isn't for you, take a jog around the block. Anything to get your heart rate up.
I've been put back into a sedentary lifestyle (office work) after having been on my feet for 9 hours a day, 6 days a week. I would also go to the gym 3 times a week to do the 5x5 stronglifts workout.
I was 145 back then, I haven't weighed myself now, but I know that I didn't have the gut I do right now... just looking at some of the post-workout pics make me angry that I've not found a gym yet
negro u kno im off that vodka like yestyerdays bread
how u doing my fellow drunken companion
maybe that's a few too many blushes. good to see your nice and blushed though
don't worry, you'll be the first to know when your matchmaking has paid off
stratocaster, i was gonna get a les paul but, eh. i like stratocaster a little more. i need to learn the internals sometime so if you were hoping for an indepth answer, sorry. you got a favorite kind?
I'M SORRY I HAVE A JOB
Sleep at work, easy
yawww im tryina stich it back together fam
Dude, Oregon isn't that far. Come cook with me.
My wife can't cook for shit so dinner is up to me every night, and I love doing it. It's a means of creativity I hadn't explored until my early twenties.
Let's get stoned and cook everything in my fridge.
He went to sleep. You missed him.
You can post your dick for me though.
Obligatory "Daww Katia's jealous" tease
Lol it's just motivation man. The fact that you work in an office means you have all that excess pent up energy. Literally take your shirt off during your lunch (So as not to sweat in it) and bust out a twenty minute workout. Bring a towel to wipe yourself off and some deodorant and cologne, and go back to work or eat. It'll wake you up for the last half of your shift, get you a quick workout in, and you'll have the energy to burn when you get home
Or, yknow, just don't do anything, whatever makes you happiest.
I'm actually not drinking, which is out of character for me, but I'm high. Vodka sucks, I hope you're mixing.
He's back! How's it going!
I wanted to use the friendly insult numbnuts, but it's your leg.
I did fuck that guy actually, your argument is invalid.
I've only ever played with my dads guitars before, an acoustic and an electric whose type I can't remember
yeah, there was a freak accident
all red in the cheeks
You're purposely depriving yourself of flavor for the sake of slavic pride?
Whatever floats your boat man, just saying I would never turn down a martini.
This works too.
Do my job for me
I had a bit of a sleep
I will have another one in an hour before work
That's Mr Nefel to you, junior
nawww u have to torture urself and burn your throat if u wanna get the full drunken experience, thats just ancient slav code
What does this mean
Hello not son
nice, i love my strat. need to get the strings replaced on it, though. what kind of music you play?
hmm, do you have a picture example of it i could probably identify it, if youre interested in knowing it.
i try to do psychedelic rock, using pf's echoes as a derivative. i wanna play blues but, lazy to keep retuning to open d and e standard. hbu?
also, it's really annoying to put on a guitar when your hair gets caught between your shoulder and straps.
Isn't that really bad for your circadian rhythm?
Whatever, as long as I have an audience.
I drink most things straight. Whiskey, Spiced rum, ESPECIALLY Scotch,
But vodka? That's either a "Down half of the bottle before the party gets started," drink or a mixer so tasty drinks become tasty alcoholic drinks.
Now if you want burning, Rye Whiskey is where it's at.
I like you.
Yeah, I'm changing from night shift to day shift next month just because my sleep patterns are so bad it's killing me. Especially with school.
Good. I can be a neet
lol hecc i dunnoooo, i like to enjoy all my liquor straight.i just feel like if i mix it with something im cheating and the goal of being completely drunk
like a strawberry?
everyone, there was a terrible malfunction at the gay factory
I don't have one, I think it was a stratocaster. I could always ask him sometime. I learned two songs and then stopped playing
fuck yeah, i love pink floyd. rock and metal, just because they're fun and relatively easy. trying to branch out into blues as well. what tuning do you normally play in?
i have short hair, i don't know that feel
I can only hope certain people have died as a result.
Why was Tokio Hotel not more popular during their peak?
Bill Kaulitz voice is heavenly.
And his hair.
His fucking hair.
I horrible English purty good*
Good to hear it. I keep forgetting it's early evening for you guys. And another day? No. You're ahead of us, right? I can never remember.
regardless, being a nightowl is great, but it fucks with a lot of day to day stuff.
But aren't you working, and in school, and have dealer training?
You do realize that mixing drinks doesn't make them any less alcoholic right?
You've never had an Old Fashioned? A Roy Rogers? A Screwdriver?!
Missing out, boy.
Mix Fireball with Redds Apple Ale. Shits like hard cinnamon cider.
they're my favorite band. i stay in e-standard for the biggest range of songs to play in, but ill change it back and fourth every now and then. i should also probably get new strings, i havent changed them in about 5 months.
>Good to hear it. I keep forgetting it's early evening for you guys
Well, closer to lunch for me. 3pm.
Yeah but Katia is gonna do my work for me so I can slack off
jeeeeez son, ill have to try that out, sounds like a whole world unexplored. for now finna pass out, bein in this chat reminds me of a real old visual novel /b/ thread i used to frequent a ton, goodnight to ye
I keep smelling fucking food. It's midnight and my wife is asleep. Am I having a fucking stroke?
Dude, if you ever move to or visit the states, please come smoke a blunt with me. You and I could be friends.
It's like angsty canadian punk pop music, but they're German. And the lead singer could make me bona fide gay with a single lip bite.
there were no survivors. I hope I'm not on that list
that's pretty gay
hey there delilah, and skater boy. I can remember hey there delilah but not the other. it was 10 years or so ago now
My life is a visual novel from the eyes of a terrified housecat.
Don't piss yourself!
you can play blues in e standard. do you know the blues scale?
i tried out light strings and they have way too much bend for me. hard to play in tune
>I want to fucking die!
I can't, you'll be too busy working
would you consider playing again?
no, i dont really know any scales per-se, i just guess what would sound good next, winging it with my ears i guess i could say. its a bad idea, im not creative.
Where exactly are you contemplating in the midwest? I've lived in Iowa and Illinois, and couch surfed plenty around the area (Save for Nebraska, I don't ever want to go to Nebraska).
What am I, chopped liver?
Just finished watching the latest Jack Reacher movie.
It was pretty terrible
You're a butt
That's my line.
You're not but I'll hold you to that.
i highly recommend learning your major and minor scales, they come in handy. makes it easier to play chords if you know the scales. start with the C major scale, it's the most basic scale. from there, all other major scales follow the exact same fingering pattern
but I like strawberries as well
maybe, I had stopped out of disinterest, but got interested again and played trumpet through high school
how you doing?
don't hold me against the list, there's dead gays on it
doesn't seem so
Sound like you getting arse pounded by a jackhammer
That's a decision I'll be making when/if it actually happens. Big thing is dollar parity; not gonna move if a quarter of my savings are gonna vanish into thin air.
Yeah but I figure you'll be too tired
you're probably right I am tired after my job too but only mentally.
I see, ill look into that. thank you
i tried guitar when i was younger, but as a kid i was impatient. i tried again and i got into it, might be the same for you. just stroll into the local store and ask if you can practice a little (if they allow it) or just get that one guitar game that uses an actual guitar as a start.
Going to veg out and play Warframe.
kek. feel the power of kek inside you ass it seems :)
O, you were talking bout the other cheeks
how you doing?
and I won't be so lost in learning the basics of music. I might pick it back up, there's a handful of older guitars I think I could borrow
I should start my workout. just got back into it a couple days ago
Well that's the problem you see
If I blew your dick it would also blow your mind, and clearly if you're mentally exhausted you wouldn't handle it.
the internet is your friend. google scales and chords, or even youtube videos that teach you how to play songs
I dont think you understand how that works but ok
Anyone else ever get in a mood where you could just say fuck it to everything and go on an adventure?
I keep envisioning walking out my front door, getting in my car and literally never coming back, to my wife, my soon-to-born-kid, my family, my job, my education, etc.
Is this normal?
Wanderlust is weird.
well if you do go for it, good luck qt.
ik, i said id look into it, i have a book around here that i didnt really pick up because reading is boring
yeah, i've always wanted to hitchhike accross america
damn i wish i could read
You should start now while you are still awake :)
How'd you find that App?
just stay away from sharp blades and you should be fine.
I don't think you understand how amazing I am
Yeah, it's normal
Do I know you?
I did, but I want more.
IDEK how to do this whole average lifestyle thing
It's a trip, but being hungry bites.
This is pretty much what I was looking for.
Everybody get in the van, we're going to Canada.
It is Fool, Drunky. So I should certainly hope you know me.
well there's other cheeks to shove red things into
I will. the apps okay, but it's mainly for an at the gym workout to record what you were doing. I'm just following the same workout so it doesn't really help
You changed your name again.
Hello, friend. Long time no see.
By fault of my own.
i just use the text to speech on my computer
have you read the book Into the Wild?
I do that sometimes. Hi, Drunky, how have you been?
yes but i was referring to self harm type blades.
Ahh ok then. Maybe you can find one for bodyweight type workout?
i use a braille display and read with my fingers
im out, cya goys.
both of those red things go between cheeks
I use the one that's put out by underarmor and it works pretty well for me
i'm not bringing you down...
We've had this conversation. I have, and I think it's a wonderful representation of somebody's drive to attain self contentedness. Chris Mc whatevers journey is an awe inspiring one. Not one that I would choose to model my own after, however, but inspiring nonetheless.
I guess I can do this one more time
It's been eventful, that's for sure, failure of a small business, transition back into college, back to bartending as a profession, married, recently impregnated the wife, bought a home, slowed my alcohol intake, that's the gist
Overall, I've been well, although existentially conflicted. Yourself?
have we had this conversation before? surprised you can remember them. we don't talk very often
Painting like a madman, dealing with the absurd, smoking more, sleeping less, so I consider it breaking even. When did you get married and what was the business? Also, I thought you graduated college already.