/b, give me a reason to don't kill myself.
Drugs and porn
Boobs, ass, pussy, cats, steak, family, friends, vidya, anymore reason?
>>719708013
I don't do drugs, I like porn but ain't no reason to live.
Fist go to 8ch suicide and see what happens next
>>719708258
Like them.
Like them.
Like them.
Like them.
I'm vegan.
They are cool.
Friends in 2017 LUL.
Vidya?
>>719708289
Pussy.
>>719708289
>I don't do drugs
Well there's your first problem. Drugs allow you to make new connections in your brain. If you're doing something to make your life shit, you'll probably realize it after doing drugs.
>>719708373
Yeah I like those too.
>>719708369
Video games! It's good times OP.
>>719708299
Nice page ty.
Suicide doesn't end the pain, it just passes it on to the people around you
>>719708496
Love them, not a reason to live tho xd
>>719708369
>I'm vegan
Well, there is your problem rigth there.
Just get rid of the intermediary and start sucking cocks.
>>719708439
This. I'm not a fan of drugs/druggies, but if your brain is so fucked up you are considering killing yourself then smoke some pot and go for a walk in the woods or something.
Pleasure.
>>719708537
I'm not in pain, I just don't enjoy life to the point where death doesn't seem like the better option. It is very selfish tho.
no. u tell me why or do you think we could get a whole circle of heros and be like the avengers.
>>719708537
nice post
save an abandoned dog, chose one who seems to be forgotten and helpless. make him survive and then you can go. then you can say you make some good before go... or just get a todo list cheked of simple things you want to taste one more time...
>>719708724
Only if we invite spider-man :v
When donald trump is the president there's always a reason to live.
I wanna be spiderman
>>719708828
I like that idea, but I think I'm ok with going out now, I did good things, I did bad things, it's been a short ride but it's been ok so far so I don't have anything I feel like doing one more time.
>>719708969
LOL I'm not worthy of the all mighty emperor :v
>>719708987
Who doesn't, lel
>>719708828
Fuck no. Just get it out of his missery and kill it.
Also, you'll feel like shit when it eventually dies.
>>719707878
>to don't kill myself
just do it already.
>>719707878
fucking moron. if you havent done drugs then you havent lived enough to justify not killing yourself. do some lsd and mdma and see how you feel about lifes possibilities afterwards
>>719709193
Have you seen the before and after photos of an adoption dog? The change is incredible and beautiful.
Yeah, you will feel sad when the dog dies, but that applies to everything. xd
>>719709270
I'm in no rush, the night is young.
>>719709135
don't leave....help me remind me that its not like being raped every time....
u haven't set up ur live stream for the suicide yet
>>719709529
Help you remind you how is like not being rape every time? Well, it feels like you are in control I guess, never been raped luckily for me. :b
>>719709631
LOL Not doing that xd Sorry.
Bump
Bump 2
>>719710029
>>719709822
Dear lord, don't stop bumping.
>>719707878
you can't come back
that's why, faggot
>>719710231
Bump 3 :^)
>>719710309
That's kinda the point LOL
>>719707878
I don't give a fuck about you, asshole.
>>719710535
I appreciate the honesty. Keep it up.
>>719707878
Herion
>>719707878
Because you're not a retard.
If above sentence is false, please go right ahead.
Pound Town!
>>719710609
>Herion
Heroin?
>>719710652
lel
>>719708258
>>719707878
Sucking a cock for the first time even though you are straight.
Don't kill yourself until you've done that at least once.
It might just make you want to live.
Bump 4
>>719710886
o.o Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
I don't wanna do that xd
I like my cock but I wouldn't suck it, even less someone else's cock :v
Bump 5
>>719711033
Why? You haven't tried it
I tried it and it was honestly really satisfying
They don't smell if your partner has the courtesy to take a shower
>>719707878
>>719711215
Yeah I haven't tried it but still xd
This is the kind of stuff that you just know is not for you haha.
Smell is not the problem, I just don't wanna suck another's man penis ;b
>>719711279
>>719707878
HOLY SHIT!!
LOOK AT THOSE TRIPS!
OP, I advise, since death is pretty permanent, do some drugs. Meditate. Think about the problems in your life and consider logical steps that can be taken to reverse them. Life usually seems hopeless when you look at it as a whole, but if you look at your problems individually and start right the fuck now on fixing them, there will come a point where the problem is either gone or greatly diminished.
>>719711504
I think you mean tits :^)
>>719711526
I don't have any problems really.
I just don't enjoy life.
I like doing stuff and have fun, have friends and family all that.
But death always seems like the better option since is basically sleeping and never waking up xd
Bump 6
>>719711741
>basically sleeping and never waking up
No it's not you fucking retard.
Dreaming is not a state of being dead.
Being dead is not a state of being alive.
>>719710891
sauce?
>>719711979
I never said anything about dreaming o.o
Death is nothing, you don't think, you don't feel, you don't exist.
I used the sleeping analogy because sometime you fall sleep, but you don't dream, or at least you dont remember them, you just wake up.
>>719712142
Got it from a wallpaper thread, sorry buddy.
>>719707878
Not do it, OP. Just not.
Bump 7
>>719712342
But why not? :v
>>719707878
It could always be worse. And that's coming from a guy that was recently diagnosed as bi-polar and today I found out I'm going blind.
>>719712369
I'm saving all of these. Fucking god tier.
OP, if we can't convince you not to kill yourself, you might as well do something really cool on your way out. I vote we turn this into a Cool Suicide Suggestion thread and brainstorm ideas that would make OP famous for the way he killed himself.
>>719712176
you got enough stuff to get going already.
If that's not enough reasons, at least don't do it for your loved ones, just try to ponder their feeling of your death in them, and if that doesn't do a shit, then I guess your problem is not feeling suicidal; you're just a full blow narcissists who wants a some moments of attention until this thread 404s
>>719712474
Sorry to hear that man.
Yes, it can always be worse.
This decision is selfish I know it.
I could keep on living for I don't know, till I'm 80-90.
I just don't want to xd
>>719712570
You are welcome :^)
>>719712586
LOL Do it xd Nothing that would hurt others tho.
The only one that needs to die is myself :^)
>>719712823
Maybe you could stage a satanic ritual in the woods and people will freak the fuck out when they find your corpse.
>>719712176
Fine.
Sleeping is not a state of being dead. It's a pretty shitty analogy.
>>719712634
My life is more than good.
I can't really complain.
Of course if I die the people that knows me will have pain too.
But pain is not permanent. I know them and I know they will live through that.
Not really looking for attention, altho talking with you guys has been pretty nice xd.
I'm just curious, why people keep on living, when from my point of view, life is so fatiguing.
Sorry if I made you mad with this xd
>>719713015
Yeah coulda been better haha.
I'm in love, who is the girl in the first pic?
Bump 8
>>719713376
No idea buddy, sorry.
>Join ISIS
>Friendly fire until you're either out of ISIS or dead
>>719713495
Don't feel like killing anyone but myself xd
Fuck ISIS tho.
>>719707878
Isn't there anything you'd want to do first?
>>719707878
Well, you haven't hit rock bottom until you've molested an 8 year old.
there's that.
>>719713768
Mmmmmmm not really xd. Everything would just be killing time when I rather just die :v
The new zelda
>>719713792
o.o Pedophiles are the worst scum ever.
Not something I would ever do.
>>719713903
It seems really cool, but I haven't buy a console in so long xd I've been a pc gamer for quite a while.
Bump 9
Bump 10
>>719714005
exactly. you still have lows to sink to. people go sht worse than you.
>>719714073
Just kys then faggot
>>719714073
o shit, me too.
>>719714520
I know that, but I can't go really low xd I had good parents growing up so I have pretty decent morals.
Yeah I know there are people that got it worse than me. But that's them and there's me :v
>>719714561
LUL
>>719713901
that's... life in a nutshell. shit that was my childhood. You have to learn to distract yourself witht all the meaningless bullshit that's just killing time, until you pick and choose your favourites and obsess over those unhealthily. making those your life.
Welcome to the 21st century in a first world country.
Hire a prostitute, smoke weed, act like you give a shit for ten minutes, push out the dark thoughts so no one else is sad.
>>719714716
I'm saying do something to make your life worse, then get out of that. dip your head into the pool of hell, when it bobs back up for air, you'll feel better about breathing it.
>>719707878
uh, because jerking off to that girl
>>719714904
I already have those, and I did made them my life.
Still, death seems like a glowing door that always seems so tempting, way better than any other door life has to offer you know what I mean? ;v
>>719715262
lul that was supposed to be a bump image.
>>719715047
That sounds interesting, conflicts are always like that.
>>719715166
Been there, done that :v
>>719715262
... yeah... I kinda get that.
Eh, screw it, I completley get that. to be honest the only reason I haven't blown my brains out is so I can fuck the planet up for the next generation but that won't matter to me when I blow my brains out before my body degrades around me.
travel I geuss... (trust me live somewhere else for a year)
>>719708013
/thread
>>719715561
Yeah, that's the thing, everyone has that reason to keep on living, whatever it is.
I have reasons too. But death seems better, it always seems better.
>>719715625
I've done some traveling (Nothing outside the continent) but i've never been so excited about it xd
>>719715821
lel
>>719715988
Get outside the continent then, get far the fuck away, meet people who are slightly less shit, that sort of thing.
>>719716091
I'm not the biggest fan of traveling tho xD
I'm not really running away from anything, and haven't really met someone shitty in a really long time so im gucci on that part ;b
>>719715915
Yeah it really does. Life's empty isn't it? it's challengeless, passionless, dry, dull, and mostly just distractions upon distractions, bought with money we made, getting other people distractions so that we can stop contemplating just how bored we are of life itself.
Huh.
>>719708369
>I'm vegan
Well in that case, I got nothing.
>>719707878
To much of a faggot to actually do it
>>719716315
Well I believe there are challenges in life, so many emotions too.
There's so much beauty just in this world, now imagine the universe.
And even with all that, I would rather be dead.
>>719716234
yeah, you think so. not until you've been to like japan or some shit. australlia, america canada, go to these places. You might realise that the world's less dull than you think. maybe. or you might realize that america has been infecting the world like a virus and everything is the same and you might as well hang yourself. Either way, it's something to try, wheather you like it or not.
>>719716457
lel RIP
>>719716484
LUL That has keep me alive for so long, I'm hoping today is the day tho.
>>719715403
jerking off to other girls?
>>719716558
Well i've lived in two different countries most of my life so i got that xd.
I don't believe life is dull, au contraire, there's so much beauty in this world life is amazing.
But even with all that, death seems so tempting :b
>>719716668
:^) also done that haha
>>719716520
huh. so it's not a sadness or boredom thing? b/c I completely understand those. can't imagine your perceprion of death. I mean in my mind, it's a long black void of nothing that you gaze into for eternity.
Having no end date has to be pretty fucked though, doesn't it? a thousand years passes by and nothing changes. still just a dark void. still nothing.... your relatives wait, and they mourn, and they die, adn you never see it, and their relatives wait and mourn and die and you never see it, and it's still just an infinite black void.
>>719716795
your a very strange paradox. I like you. I kinda don't want you to die now. you got a girl, mate?
>>719716979
I don't know what after life. And don't really care either.
I, however, hope that there's nothing xd
Cause anything that is remotely like life is gonna be kinda the same. So I rather avoid that just in case haha dying once was already hard enough :b
>>719717100
Haha I'll take it as a compliment.
Luckily for me no xD I'm a free spirit that likes doing what he wants whenever. Having a girlfriend would complicate that :b
Bump 10?
>>719717377
Aha! Y-...nah. Well... how about... making art? that... that ever do anything for ya? it's kinda the only thing I have that stops me from slitting my wrists.
>>719717231
seriously? slipping into madness in the cold empty void sounds better than waking up tomorrow?
>>719717655
I'm a musician actually haha so I got hat going on for me. Doing anything creative is pretty fun. But still, death stills feels like a beautiful rest :v
>>719717626
These bumps are professional.
>>719717739
Mmm not sure if that's what happens when you die.
I rather stop existing whatsoever :v
>>719717919
hm. what kind of music?
>>719718139
Anything really. I can do classical, jazz, rock, blues, etc etc.
Obviously, I'm better at some than others xd
>>719718046
yea fair nuff. shit I don't know what happens. no one do. I don't even know what permanent non existance would even be like.
you'll rot in hell inb4thereisnohell but what if it does
>>719718243
Hopefully is just you disappearing completely, not thoughts or anything like that.
>>719718283
LUL Satan seems cool.
Or maybe it's like Dante's inferno :v
>>719718340
I'm kinda hoping it will be endless life with no meaning. Like the guy who has to roll a boulder up a mountain, just so it can fall back down over and over. That sounds comfy
>>719718228
heh, yea I get that. I'm a writer myself. People ask me what I write and in the back of my head I think "whatever I feel like" then say something genric like sci fi, or something
Because I haven't fired a load up your tiny cunt yet.
>>719718283
I'm kinda hopin hells like an orgy of people who have nothing better to do since death is non existant, and sadism's a fetish.
>>719718427
It does, but it would only work if you are program like an ant, you have to do that and just that :v
>>719707878
Judging by the shit quality of your OP, you should definitely kill yourself. You can redeem yourself a bit by streaming it for Anon.
>>719718457
Yep, I think it's because a lot of artist identify themselves in one genre, so it because normal for most people to just ask artist what is their genre.
>>719718473
LUL But I'm a guy :v
>>719718340
Well... I geuss I got nothing. Pick some good music to go out to, yea? something mournful, like fourth of july, or something.
>>719718585
You seem to love sex, altho hell is doing whatever you love the most till you hate it, unless you are homer and they make you eat donuts :^)
>>719718661
LUL I appreciate the honesty. Keep it up.
>>719718861
meh, an eternally frustrated libido isn't that far off from what I got goin on now ;)
>>719718826
I really like the song from American Beauty, the one they used when they show the bag dancing in the air. Love that tune.
>>719713376
amberleigh west, went to hs w her
>>719718770
Heh, that's for the professionals to do. or the pop stars, or what have you.
>>719718966
xD download Tinder, it's so easy to get laid there. I've been told.
>>719719001
>amberleigh west
holly molly really?
>>719719047
I found that it's usually people that are just starting or don't have a good education on the field that does that xd
>>719717626
How big is your bump folder?
>>719719228
Of girls it aint that big tbh, just save the one I like the most when I lurk here :b
>>719719061
heh, I wish it was that simple. I can't even talk to people without saying something twisted. I don't know when I started talking like an edgelord but... well it's stort of permenant now. I'm pretty sure most people can't stand me. Besides screwing I've completely stopped giving a shit though.
>>719719362
You'll be surprised, girls love sex too, they, however, have the option to be more picky :^) but if you can afford going to the gym a couple times a week, in like 3 months you'll be a sex machine :v (in looks tho)
>>719719362
>I can't even talk to people without saying something twisted.
Why don't you just think before you speak, and only speak if you know 100% it's something a normal person would say?
>>719719187
Yea I geuss so. kinda funny I suppose. boxin people in.
>>719719515
People get into art most of the time because they saw/heard/read someone and they want to copy them, so if that person does X genre the people that get into that will also say that they do X genre. Something like that haha
>>719719493
That requires focus I have yet to acheive... maybe one day.>>719719487
That, that I will do.
Bump 11 I think
I wouldn't worry about suicide OP. If you keep ending your sentences with those faggoty little faces someone will ducking murder you.
>>719719733
eh, maybe it's more common than I thought.
>>719719743
Glad I could help ^^
>>719707878
theres none. but if you do it, try to take people who should be killed with you
>>719719839
That would save so much time ^^ :^) :D :v :b also >ducking xD
>>719719864
>>719719847
From my experience yes, but I can always be wrong :b
>>719719887
lel I don't wanna kill other people tho xd
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>>719720096
Thanks for the offer but I will have to politely decline :b
you dutch op?
>>719720323
>dutch
Dutch?
I have never been in Europe ,so no :c
>>719720384
Heh okay. Was just a thought
... oh, shit you could think up the coolest way to die, and do that. I mean think of it as an opportunity.
>>719720555
>>719720654
Any ideas? :b
Bump 12?
>>719720699
You'll eventually die anyways, might as well see how life goes.
>>719720738
well, there's blowing something up you hate... Jumping into the mouth of something carnivorous... writting a cool suicide note, like somethign poetic or from a show or something... or death by police. maybe they realise they aren't made for the force and quit, and you just inadvertently save a life.
>>719720968
>>719720992
So fatiguing :c
>>719721013
I like the cool suicide note one xd the one I have right now is very simple.
>>719721254
whatcha got so far?
>>719721122
But, hey, now that you're ready to die, you can try things most people will never do. Sneak into parties. Join the criminal underworld. Anything.
>>719721325
the basics, this is the best for me, not anyone fault, sorry for the trouble this is gonna get.
>>719721347
LUL Not really a party person, if I join the criminal underworld I would die in a painful way :v I rather avoid that.
Not really looking for excitement, just peace.