Celeb Thread: Memories of Puberty edition!
Did KStew fuck your waifu? Call the KStew hotline to find out.
Doubtful, avril doesnt need KStew
Everyone needs a pretty Scottish waifu. Pic related is mine
M-My mistress Victoria Justice, very be exalted above women, has l-left me in such a state of ill repute among men I-I f-fear, finding a-a batch of them together, they will, for the b-better of their observance, thrash m-me w-without to l-law r-regard...
This is her casting couch whore expression I think
I-I s-so s-sorry g-good s-sir a-about y-your p-position i-in h-hope; p-please d-do n-not l-let that t-take y-you i-into s-stealing m-my m-mistress a-away f-from y-y-your throne o-of bladelessnesses...
I enjoy wanking over this Scottish girl in anything
Meanwhile in the changing room Kendall is admiring her own ass...
Personally speaking i like to give the shoes a good sniff after a woman has been walking in them all day. I prefer pumps or high heels but trainers have their own attraction too.
I'd sniff Victorias high heels while she watches. A look of disgust on her face only adding to the appeal.
'Your disgusting' she says. I am kneeling and breathing in the aroma of her shoes. She stands over me, raises one leg, puts her foot on my forehead and pushes me on to my back. I climax and she walks away her utter disregard for me only adding to the pleasure.
I-I'm s-so s-sorry f-for o-offending y-you good sir... kys s-still h-hasn't f-found the r-reason o-other through another, e-especially b-beautiful in form, beauty, f-fame and wealth, t-to adjust h-his f-future...
My princess' time is p-precious a-as m-mine is timeless g-good sir... I-I know any f-feature o-of her g-good beauty, whether be f-for word, tale, told or f-fart can only b-be weighed from what we get to wh-what we lose...
that chin could do some serious damage to Sephiroth
Yeah, that would be very awkward.
Would love to be a fly on the wall of Biebers tour bus
And talking about groupies reminds me that Avril Lavigne famously complained about getting lesbian groupies all the time
Probably. Theres rumours that shes a dyke anyway. Even ignoring pic related.
Nah, that's the tiny scottish broad with sweet muay thai.
Why do you try to emulate stuttering in your posts? Fucking go in your damn corner and shove that dildo up your ass for being a stupid shit-head. If I see more of this stuttering shit, you're going to get gagged. Understood?
P-Please f-forgive me g-good s-sir and d-do not f-feed me w-with apple f-fist p-pie and chocolate b-boot sundaes; I b-beg y-your h-high r-respect w-with a-a banana split p-personably h-hap... For I know h-having crossed cord w-with c-celeb society f-from m-my mistress I-I have l-little l-line t-to give around my neck a-a split rope w-won't g-give m-me hope...
u know i just laid a killer fart
but having seen this board;
i bet half of u want it with a tart
i dont see you posting shit, bitch
Anyone else imagining her sounding like pic related(the fucking giggle) for some reason and getting kinda spooked for some reason?
That pink poster of her with the teddy bear. Omf
ari is here!
im here to sing;
im here to dance;
give me tunes:
give me a chance!
all the bitches in this thread are basic as fuck
I know beauty is subjective, but at this point you're just wasting wanks to the butterfaces/whales the Disney channel told you to
Yeah, i can totally imagine that.
For some reason the other woman i can imagine doing young groupies is Hayley Williams. Completely no idea why at all, but its a vibe ive had for a while.
I'm in with some KG
I can imagine her with some cute little 15 year old babydyke between her legs while the guys are discreetly watching and jerking off
i prepatched myself from dose nasty in concert leakage problems! dont laugh!
Cant tell u how many times i jerked off the aguileras dirty video. Thought about fucking her or possibly her getting fucked by big nigger dick redman....britney spears slave video, and beyonces bootylicious
Walked into this small shitty bathroom to take a dump because dip and coffee makes the guts run and the lock on the shitter was busted. Walked in she was blowin the dude. Got a bloody nose from having a door slammed in my face after asking if I could join in on the fun as a joke.
>is that it?
Karen needs to take her shoes off so we can see her toes while wearing pantyhose in photoshoots