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Continuation. Someone order pizza or show up. This needs mad

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Continuation. Someone order pizza or show up. This needs mad trolling.
Link: http://hewillnotdivide.us
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>>719700638
/b/ will not define us
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>We're all smug defilers
>We're all smug defilers
>We're all smug defilers
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my sushi order still in the works

delivery estimated in 7-17 minutes
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Don't order Dominos, we tried that already and the driver showed up, called his manager and left.
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oh how i wish this was in my area, i would give b a show and become immortal gates of valhalla type of shit
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Someone did order a pizza they didn't pick it up the fuckers.
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>>719700964
This will go down in /b/ history fo sho
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>will somebody PLEASE steal shia's hat
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>he won not the binders
>he would not to bite us
>he-man bought the virus
>huma knows the vitals
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They are literally begging for trump supporters to go yell "TRUMP RULES!" and ddivide them I am going to post this on reddit/r/trump. where else do trump supporters dwell?
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>>719701084
I would do it. If only there wasn't an atlantic ocean between me and him.
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>>719700973
no u wouldnt faget
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>>719700638
HE WILL KNOCK THE FINEST
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>>719701141
Kek'd at this for a good minute.
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>>719701206

Im literally flying to NYC tomorrow from UK, so tempted to fuck around here
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where did they get that pizza??
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PIZZA!!!
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fuck i want to make a pizza and cum and shit on it and deliver to chia
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Some fucker got pizza
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PIZZA IS HERE!
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Where the HELL are the loud drunk trump supporters to divide them?
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>>719701084
this would be legendary
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>>719700638
someone throw some firecrackers
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>Fecal multipliers
>Fecal multipliers
>Fecal multipliers
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>>719701506
he will nut in anus
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>>719701185
Right here
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I don't get it, do they mean he will not divide us, as in he won't divide the people, or they won't let him divide them? Or am i just retarded?
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>>719701506
i fucking know im so mad that i hasnt happened
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Someone throw a few fart bombs around them please.
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>>719701412
What the hell? Did you just order them free pizza? What are you? A fucking retard?
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>>719701577
>throw firecrackers at crowd
>get charged with domestic terrorism
>become shunned by your peers and country
>profit
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sushi still says in the works, even though extimated delivery starts now
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>>719701267
MY NAME'S NOT LINUS
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>>719701853
being this new
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now ppl just want to eat haha.
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>>719701853
It only works if all of us pizza bomb...so let's sushi and pizza bomb then :)
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>Wow look at those shills fucc'em amitrite
>lol i know let's send them some quality food bet this will teach them kek
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Get a laser and go upstairs in the starbucks across the street and fuck with the camera.
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>>719701863
totally worth it
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>>719702083

Not sure how they got the free pizza,

I ordered them a dominos pizza and selected to pay cash on delivery. Delivery guy showed up and left.
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>>719702178
someone probs paid for it
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>>719702178
someone probably just played a trap card and paid for some pizza.
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i think weird red coat kid went and got it from a local joint, he disappeared a while then came back with pizza
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He will not invite us...
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>>719702277
Kek
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>>719702277
Look at those happy motherfuckers
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>>719702277
First wave has been compromised we need MORE pizza and MORE sushi
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>>719701844
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>>719702178
>implying pizza had to be free when they have a goddamn millionaire ammong them
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I want pizza now.
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>>719702416
Exactly what I was thinking
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>>719702426
Cheese?
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what's the address
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>>719700638
Fidel Castro?
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>>719702509
36-01 35th Ave, Queens, NY 11106
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>>719702509
Lazy motherfucker. Scroll down and click on

Museum of the Moving Image, New York,
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Any update on the sushi delivery?
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>>719702579
WEVE BEEN FOUND OUT
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that orange beanie dickhead is up to some shit
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Is anyone going to head over there and do something because this is getting boring.
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>>719702751

Still just says the same shit, in the works
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>>719702773
That was /pol/
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>>719700638
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Wow nice going /b/
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Someone should go there wearing a frog mask.
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some send ambulance and whores
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can you order escorts to be sent somewhere?
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>>719702509
the addy where they are standing is actually 34 37th street 11101
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Does this guy have a bottle of booze in his front pocket..??
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Meat will rot inside us
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>>719703005
TO CRAIGSLIST!!!! FREE MONEY PARTY $1k shia will give you personally
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did a cop just ask shia something
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>>719703113
wouldn't you?
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there's a pizza joint right around the corner. see if they'll deliver 10 pizzas to Shia Labeouf
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>>719703113
That's exactly what I was wondering. His outfit sure as hell wouldn't beg to differ.
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>>719703152
Anyone in queens who goes to this address and says "Trump will divide you" gets $1k from Actor Shia lebouff and show them the stream as proof
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We come up with titels
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>>719700638
Someone send an uber with instructions to call out loud for Pepe Kekoa (Yes, Kekoa is an actual name)
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>>719702951
>baby names
congrats, man.
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>>719703229
https://www.google.com/maps/place/Uno+Pizzeria+%26+Grill/@40.7558298,-73.923157,20z/data=!4m12!1m6!3m5!1s0x0:0x58db958504446c43!2sMuseum+of+the+Moving+Image!8m2!3d40.7563454!4d-73.9239496!3m4!1s0x0:0x1d962e1b3bcb0309!8m2!3d40.7556802!4d-73.9229109
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shia is straight up dancing rn
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>he will not survive it
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>>719703189
yeah, I heard something about people ordering stuff, not sure if it was a cop or not.
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>>719703309
straight up doing an irish jig
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>>719703329
>>719703189
Probably museum security.
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someone should send them some water so they can keep going
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finally a demon spawns after hours of chanting and rips them all limb from limb via live stream
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EVERYBODY DANCE
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What's that app where you pay someone to do "chores" for you... See where I'm going with this?
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>>719703329
>>719703411


might have been the sushi, order was confirmed and shouldve arrived around that time. I did put instructions to go out back
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kek they're dancing around him now
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the pizza was laced theyre all fucking high
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Someone show up in an Adidas tracksuit and just squat and drink vodka right next to the guy in the front and see how long they'll deal with it.
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fuck it, im out, going to bed. hope my sushi order arrives in the end. goodnight
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>>719703592
Fucking sheeple imitating everything their big hero Shia lecuck is doing.
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somebody should order a flower arrangement that says MAGA
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notice how its all shitskin males or white females with sharp glasses and lipstick
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>>719703411
might have actually been a cop, one of the cars parked in the background matches a NYPD cop car.
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>>719703701
they are with us
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I just checked it out. It really seemed like a cult chanting. It sent chills up my spine and I found myself instantly repulsed. As an emotionally charged art piece, well done. A political statement? Red pill yourself Shia and I might back you.
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>>719703677
someone screen shot this if it happens and make a meme or some shit for anon
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>>719702579
rules 1 and 2
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everyone is starting to look muslim to me
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now the chanting has started
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I really can't understand how these people think this is not a retarded idea
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>>719702949
lol nice job
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>>719703883
they are slightly more retarded than the idea
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He will nut inside us. He will nut inside us. He will nut inside us. He will nut inside us. He will nut inside us. He will nut inside us. He will nut inside us. He will nut inside us. He will nut inside us. He will nut inside us. He will nut inside us. He will nut inside us. He will nut inside us. He will nut inside us.
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baguette boy detected
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>>719704005
Kek.
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Just start screaming it at the top of your lungs
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We are not the brightest. We are not the brightest. We are not the brightest. We are not the brightest. We are not the brightest. We are not the brightest.
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I wonder what weird shit is going to happen in the late AM hours tonight or somewhere down the line
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c'mon, follow suit guys!
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are the black people at a different protest?
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>>719704423
They were all maced and thrown in jail
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He will nazi fight us
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Has any cute girls flashed the camera yet ?
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This is a stupid publicity stunt that's going to fizzle out sometime tomorrow or the next day. FOUR YEARS? Shia didn't fucking think this through.. He's probably not even going to be in New York in a year. Then who's going to take care of the webcam? Hell in a month this webcam is going to be a huge lolcow.
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eat'n on my privates?
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>>719704315
Waiting for this actually.
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>So, David, what did you do friday night?
I watched a movie with some friends.
>And you Anna?
Me and my boyfriend had diner at this new restaurant.
>How about you Brendan?
I went to 37 st in Queens and chanted 'he will not devide us' in front of a webcam for three and a half hours.
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where did shia go
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We all have gingivitis.
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He will have to fight us
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>>719704848
Brendan, get the fuck out of my house
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>>719704915
I think he's sitting in the back against the wall
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Need more posts in queens craigslist
36-01 35th Ave, Queens, NY 11106
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>>719705089
legend
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>>719705089
kek, please
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>>719705089
take the url off, it might give it away.
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>>719705089
this will never work
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>>719705089
Won't work
But nice job, anon.
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>>719705089
King kek
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Well, it's 5:48 AM here, I'm going to sleep.
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>>719705089
holy fuck i hope this catches on
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pizza's not inside us?
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People not for Biden!
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I just went back to around 7:00:00 into the stream and this faggot posts some insta, /b/ do your thing
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That chick with torn up jeans is GOING to have sex with Shia tonight
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Did the sushi show up?
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>>719706123
probably
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>>719700638
Should I do it /b/?
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>>719706332
yes
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>>719706332
obviously
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Pls do mang
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>>719706332
Hell yeah, this shit is too boring
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>>719706332
Fucking yes. Bring something so we can identify you
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Wear a fucking Trump hat.
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>>719700638
Can someone just break the cam that shit is so retarted it makes my brain hurt.
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>>719706406
>>719706394
>>719706423
>>719706424
I might do it tomorrow if this shit is still happening. I need to get gas and shit, also my paycheck to afford gas because I'm a mega poorfag.
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>>719706332
Print this out and wear it.
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>>719706406
kek
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>>719706590
That's why you mute it.
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Break spirits not cameras
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They look like zombies
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>>719700638
Found the chick with the black jeans
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How long has the guy at the front been going for ?
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>>719706974
Kek good one anon
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>>719706974
fuck off
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>>719701712
Geez that's creepy. His kids look like fucking goblins
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They sound so sleepy right now. Someone needs to go spray these hippies with pepper spray already.
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>>719706974
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>>719702277
Fucking Kek^Max. We really got'em
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>>719707404
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>>719707612
let me get that for you jacko
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>>719702579
God damn it. They're so powerful
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>>719707612
let me get that for you jacko
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>>719700638
Is that the dude from transformers?
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>>719702579
we did it
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>>719703786

kill yourself. moron
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>>719707809
yes
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>>719700638

good job anon, trolled so hard with free pizza
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>>719706701

then dont post you attention seeking loser

kill your family and yourself
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rETfdhi4RFc
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so i found this on twitter /Flemmpai/status/822643478421180416
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>>719706974

oh no
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>>719707612
>let me get that for you jacko.
If you wanted a (you) so bad you could have just asked anon
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>>719706701
>>719706701
>>719706701
pppussy bitch faggit
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFa-6XUPaik
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>>719703113
https://www.google.com/amp/www.nydailynews.com/amp/entertainment/theater-arts/jaden-smith-joins-shia-labeouf-anti-trump-live-stream-article-1.2951613
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnJ8sc-eYok
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>>719708079
Gimmie ten Us

You have one zenminute
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>>719708333
>>719708333
>>719708333

Dude. Woah.
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>>719706974
Stop
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They seem to be getting bored
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>>719707612

Let me get that for you, Jacko

>>719708333

sick
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someone is supposed to deliver in other thread at 12:30.
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What's other thread mate?
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This is getting boring
Someone do a flip or something as interesting
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atleast some moderately attractive cunts joined in
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>>719709153
We need those young ladies to flash their tits.
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We need Sam Hyde.
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Someone start moshing
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alright /b/ i'm the beard guy

dubs says wat do
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>>719709352
Indeed we do
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>>719709505
this you
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>>719709505
Fart in front of cam
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>>719709505
dry hump hot chick with the torn jeans
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>>719709505
Oh shit deliver son
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>>719709611

>>719709505

hope you're brewing up a good one.
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>>719709505
give shia lebeouf all the money you have on you
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>>719709505
Give someone bunny ears as a harmless act so we can see who are you are.
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>>719709815
then suck his cock
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>>719709604

flick your dick, shove 5, kickflip
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why is it so soothing to hear?
I think it's some form of brainwashing. tread carefully /b/ois
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>>719709505
start chanting make america great again, but do in nonchalantly as if you think that everyone there feels the same way you do
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Beard guy is a nigger tho. Won't do shit
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>>719709773
Don't disappoint
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>>719709985
I'm making something out of this voice.
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>>719709505

Block the camera with your head for 15 minutes
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>>719709604
take off all of your clothes and get infront of the camera and scream praise kek and then give shia a big naked hug. extra points if fully erect while hugging him
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Rub nipples and moan
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>>719709505

jack that kids skateboard
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>>719709505
dry hump shia
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>>719709505
>
Stop being a lying nigger faggot for starters.
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>>719709505
ask this beautyful woman on a date
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>>719709505
suck your thumb
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>>719709918
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>>719710066
winner
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>>719710066
Win
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>>719709505

Kill yourself
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Incoming papa john's delivery, told him just to yell alt right
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>>719701863
Just drive by and throw it. Make sure the camera sees the side of your car without a license plate, not that the quality will really make it out anyway
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVlLklDEJDc&feature=youtu.be
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SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING. THROW SOMETHING. PULL SOMEONES PANTS DOWN. JUST DO SOMETHING
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What is the point of this autistic camera thing
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>>719710191
damn this guy's legit
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Beard anon I see you checkin your damn phone do it already
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>>719709505
DOESN'T EVEN DELIVER
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>>719710066
Yaaaaaaaasssss
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>>719709505
start chanting like yoda "divide not, he will" over and over. it will totally fuck them up.
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>>719710354
I hope you got extra hot chili peppers.
Feed these hippies something that will plant them on a toilet in an hour.
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HAPPENING ONION RING BRO
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he doesnt get it
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Oh shit
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they brought cookies... i hope theres lsd in those cookies
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Awww that was sweet
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how has there not been more drunk people stumbling by on their way home yet
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a moment of love
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fat chick went for a snack
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onion bro is the man
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>>719710843
>>719710858
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Even Shia finally fucked off
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Losers kissing on cam but no fart?
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2 left
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>>719710927
Nah he's off behind the can, making his director debut
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Sweater bro is drunk as shit. He's been all grabby with two land whales already
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>>719710912
That dude is /fit/ as fuck
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lebeouf is back on cam
someone give this nigga a job
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someone grab shia's hat and run
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4 more years of this shit
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>>719711206
this
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Now its interesting drunk dude is negotiating threesome with two fattys
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>>719711293
I can't fucking wait.
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>>719711206

this fuckin this
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BLACK GUY LEFT. ITS ALL OVER
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>>719711306
the one with the vape was down before he even initiated conversation
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>>719711206
yes
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>>719711293
8
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faggot finally left
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That drunk guy is there to just hold landwhales hands. Shia is giving this nigga the stink eye so hard
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>>719711384
He leaves with both and his bed breaks guarunteed nails them to the floor.
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>>719711415
my mistake, this
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>>719711430
thank christ

drunk bro is doing a better job disrupting shit than any of the losers from this thread
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"I'm Irish"

OH LORD
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and there it is he locks hands with both whales and pretty soon we'll see them dip off together
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