wow ur so clever dood, it was a GILF thread and you posted a picture of just a G without the ILF
epic internet meme and troll bro =D gonna get LOTS of laughs and upvotes on 4 chan i bet
Would you stick with the gilf or pick her milf daughter or milf sister?
Now that I have both hands free I might as well greentext.
>get job at neighbors farm because close (two miles straight south, could see her place from my barn)
>neighbor lady is weird, I guess you could call her a hippie but imagine less weed more nature
>would do naked yoga in the hayloft every morning
It's hard to explain the hayloft, but it had a huge window facing east, and every morning the sun would rise over the trees and fill it with beautiful golden light
>obviously I knew but stayed clear
>eventually started making excuses to be up there during it, still acting like I'm ignoring it and doing my chores
>one day she asks me to join her for yoga
>initial thought is "fuck that yoga is for fags"
>second thought is "wait, tits"
>she gets naked
>I'm hesitant as fuck
>explains to me some spiritual crap about why naked is better
>needless to say I am hard as a rock and failing miserably to hide it
>she laughs and says something along the lines of "that's nature's way, don't be embarrassed"
>we start the yoga
>doing this weird push-up thing where I have my back arched up with my ass in the air
>she instructs me to lower my hips to the floor
>obviously not going to work
>she realizes this and without saying a word reaches over and grabs my dick
>recoil from instinct
>says the 9 words I will remember till I die
>"don't worry, you just need to release some energy"
>proceed to get my first blow job
>she does her yoga while I sit there like a bump on a log
>this becomes our morning ritual
>as the summer goes on I actually become somewhat decent at controlling myself
>she doesn't seem to like it
>this leads to a lecture on sexual energy that I didn't pay much attention to (I've never been able focus on anything for more than a couple minutes)
>by the end of this half hour of naked pontification she is kneeling on top of me guiding my hand over both of our bodies explaining something
You can guess at the rest.
friends mom that been fucking on and off for a few years 59 yr old gilf