[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Search | | Home]

CTRL-V THREAD. POST IT, NO FIXING.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Thread replies: 60
Thread images: 4

File: 1473684605637.jpg (2KB, 250x78px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1473684605637.jpg
2KB, 250x78px
CTRL-V THREAD. POST IT, NO FIXING.
>>
>>719697318
http://www.samsung-android-transfer.com/samsung-trans/recover-contacts-sms-on-broken-s7-edge.html
>>
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198108149110/
>>
http://i.imgur.com/uOPPho9.jpg
>>
>>
File: IMG_1808.jpg (139KB, 819x1024px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
IMG_1808.jpg
139KB, 819x1024px
Catch you on the flipity

I'm the head of the Itty Bitty Titty Comiitee

When I Drink I feel joy again, but I need more every time

You look like a cum colored Christmas ordiment

I never really get into fights. The only time I had a fight was with this girl in middle school and I lost...my virginity.

I like beer and tits,
I haven't had either but it doesn't mean I don't like em.

I get some serious Thrusts Per Second

My only marketable qualities are daytime drinking and watching television.

People always ask "Prez, why don't you support same sex marriage" and I'm like "CUZ ITS FUCKIN GAY!"

I'm like a tampon thief, I had to pull some strings.

Let's take a minute to think about all the bad things in life, like hate, and rape, and Soulja Boy.

Delectable

FUCK her in the cup cake!

I got drunk off of rubbing alcohol

Don't go in first person I'm jacking off

I'll kill anyone for 25 cents and a mcdouble

I love my school, and I want to thank you for helping me learn:
Friendship
Unity
Community
Kindness
Youth
Optimism
Understanding
Thank you, Columbine High School

I hate how they make the cheerleaders wear the ugliest makeup in the world. How the hell am I supposed to masturbate to them on the bleachers when they all look ugly as shit!

Better watch the way you talk to people you don't know. You dont no where i come from, who my inner circle is, or what i might be capable of when some1 ANYONE challenges my pride or honor. ESPECIALLY when the lame bullshit you have dribbling out your neck is said infront of someone i care about or a woman i like and/or have feelings for... so tread lightly youngblood cuz your about to start a fire that wont go out til EVERYTHING burns. Be careful. And if you dont wanna see shit go down like that then i suggest you be very respectful...
>>
75.82.106.244
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3CuHTpuTvg
>>
Lab Techniques for Organic Chemistry - 4th edition
>>
The Animatrix
>>
>>719697318

brad shannon
>>
>>719697318
>>
Section 1
Section 1.1 - Mathematical Models (just look through how to set up systems of equations, etc.)
Section 1.2 - Systems of Linear Equations
Leontief Input Output Model
Section 1.3 - Markov Chains and Dynamic Models
Markov Chains
Predator-Prey (Rabbit-Fox) population models
Section 2 - Matrices
Section 2.2 - Matrix Multiplication
Section 2.4 - Matrix Algebra
Transpose, identity matrix, zeros matrix, ones vector, rules of matrix algebra
Section 2.5 - Scalar Measures of a Matrix
Norms - sum/max/euclidean norm of a vector, sum/max norm of a matrix
Properties of norms (p. 131)
How to compute eigenvalues of a matrix given the eigenvectors
>>
http://imgur.com/a/QAv7Y
>>
http://www.nationalreview.com/article/422476/over-incarceration-not-making-america-safer
>>
>>719697318
For we know that our patchwork heritage is a strength, not a weakness. We are a nation of Christians and Muslims, Jews and Hindus, and non-believers. We are shaped by every language and culture, drawn from every end of this Earth; and because we have tasted the bitter swill of civil war and segregation, and emerged from that dark chapter stronger and more united,
>>
https://viacomcareers-viacom.icims.com/jobs/5926/creative-technologist/job?mode=submit_apply
>>
>>719698531
klaatu barada nikto
>>
>>719697318
>After the initial freakout, calm the fuck down and start thinking of it as a neat memory
>No longer a fucking staunch atheist, though
>Come home, realized I lost the camera in the confusion, told Mom I lost it hiking, she bought it
>Tell my friends, cool kid in the group for a few weeks


>Be 21 year old me, a year and a half ago
>Halloween tradition with me and my friends to go to a haunted house
>One figures out that Pennhurst got bought and turned into an attraction
>They want to see it, too, decide to all go
>We go, have a great time
>Get to arguably the main attraction of the place
>Self-guided tour of the Mayflower building
>I missed this on the site. I'm getting nervous, friend convinces me to go with them anyway
>Go in, recognize the first floor, see they've boarded off the second floor
>Ask a worker why
>"I... y'know, I'm actually not sure. They just did. Sorry."
>I'mOKWithThis.jpeg
>All-in-all, shit attraction. Finish up, go back to the courtyard
>Friends are discussing what to go through next
>Look back at the Mayflower building at the second floor
>There's a face
>There's a fucking white-ass face in the window
>It's looking at me
>It's grinning at me
>Not the "WooooOOOOOoooh, scary movie serial killer!" grin
>The "I remember you, you piece of shit" grin
>I'm rooted to the spot, just staring at it while it grins at me
>Realize my friend's been yanking my sleeve
>He tactfully suggests we head back to the car and go home
>He was the only one who really believed me and didn't think it was just a cool story when I was 17
>Find out later I'd gone white as a sheet and they'd accidentally left me behind while I stood stock still for about ten minutes

And that's the last time I went to that fucking place.
>>
I completed a prior 6-month internship/CO-OP at the Research and Innovation Department of L'Oreal USA in Clark NJ. I primarily was a research technician, performing various test and running studies on various consumer cosmetic product. Additional I designed and modified both new and existing tests. Lastly I statistically analyzed and presented the data collected to the larger worldwide R&I departments.
>>
http://ifunny.co/fun/vWMcGgCW4
>>
http://doujin.pomfpomf.moe/info/?id=41

Life's good
>>
>>719699508
>ifunny
>>
>>719697318
https://i.4cdn.org/b/1484970061015.jpg
>>
>>719697318
hg-gundam-bael
>>
A puush link to pic related
>>
>>719697318
This is the Code. Throttle to zero and submit to a cargo scan or be destroyed. The choice is yours CMDR.
>>
>>719697318
It was an image of the cover of "50 cent: bullet Proof"
>>
[color=#3030FF]Red Chinchompas: 120/1250[/color]
>>
>>719699726
Was playing elite, plucking traders out of space doing the Lave cluster rare trading run.
>>
[email protected]
>>
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14vrV6XXg9H
>>
Fame Girls
>>
https://m.soundcloud.com/owen-cook-14
>>
nothing.
>>
>>719699999
>>
https://youtu.be/RiC5EPRhOlk?t=483
>>
File: adgif12.webm (1MB, 1074x576px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
adgif12.webm
1MB, 1074x576px
Movies with Chat 24/7 MOSTLY HORROR with some Sci-fi/Gore/Cult/80s/Weird Films

ADDY IN IMAGE!!

Now Playing: THE TOXIC AVENGER

This movie channel doesn't play everything under the sun. You won't have to sit through pablum like Avengers 2 or Batman movies. There are no cartoons, no musicals, no music videos, no TV shows... just movies. Specifically, It's mostly horror movies. Tons of stuff you have never heard of or seen. There are some sci-fi movies, 80s movies, cult movies, and just bizarre off the wall crazy shit like you have never seen, all mixed in to the horror movies. Over 700 movies that play randomly. None of that polling/voteskip shit, that shit doesn't work - because democracy doesn't work. No safe spaces here either. You can make rape jokes and insult minorities until you run out of edgy things to say if you want. The admins only police things that actually matter. Filmclub isn't here to have broad appeal or as many viewers as possible. It's here as an alternative to all the tired repetitive BS you get from the average vanilla stream. 24/7/365 movies most other streams won't play. Even classic XXX. Check it out.

ADDY IN IMAGE!!!
>>
>Insert an image I copied from another thread
>>
>>719697318
:heart::heart::heart::heart::heart::heart::heart::heart::heart::heart::heart:
:heart::heart::heart::heart::heart::heart::heart::heart::heart::heart::heart:
:heart::heart::white_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square::heart::heart:
:heart::heart::white_large_square::black_large_square::white_large_square::black_large_square::black_large_square::black_large_square::white_large_square::heart::heart:
:heart::heart::white_large_square::black_large_square::white_large_square::black_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square::heart::heart:
:heart::heart::white_large_square::black_large_square::black_large_square::black_large_square::black_large_square::black_large_square::white_large_square::heart::heart:
:heart::heart::white_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square::black_large_square::white_large_square::black_large_square::white_large_square::heart::heart:
:heart::heart::white_large_square::black_large_square::black_large_square::black_large_square::white_large_square::black_large_square::white_large_square::heart::heart:
:heart::heart::white_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square::heart::heart:
:heart::heart::heart::heart::heart::heart::heart::heart::heart::heart::heart:
:heart::heart::heart::heart::heart::heart::heart::heart::heart::heart::heart:'
>>
>>719699470
Try not to repeat words, like "various tests" and "various consumer..."

Was it an internship or a CO-OP? Pick one, it sounds too much like you are filling out a form to say "internship/CO-OP"

It helps to start your sentences with "I-VERB" statements. "I studied...", "I performed", "I modified..." You've got this down pretty well, but 'I primarily was' sounds a little weak.

Spell check. you want to change 'Additional I' to 'Additionally, I'

Your last sentence has you describing statistical analysis and then a presentation of this analysis. You should probably mention the presentation early in the sentence to keep the reader's attention. Hiring managers look through hundreds of these things, so it's good to keep it to the point. Also, the ability to present is not something to undersell.

It took me about a year to get my first 'real' job out of college, don't get discouraged.
>>
>>719698747
Hey I used that book too
>>
http://m.imgur.com/gallery/fHAR1vm
>>
>>719697318
51819
>>
>>719697318
Person: Imouto-chan, we'd like to know more about you; could you tell us?
Imouto-chan: uhmm... sure! What did you want to ask?
Person: Oh, okay. I have a list of questions here; it'll just take a minute!
Imouto-chan: -confused- Okie, go ahead.
Person: How old are you, Imouto-chan?
Imouto-chan: I am... umm, -holds up three fingers- this many... plus 10 :P
Person: Boys or girls?
Imouto-chan: -scratches head- Wuuuuut..?
Person: Imouto-chan, what is your favourite colour?
Imouto-chan: uhmmm.... red, or pink, or blue... or black... :S
Person: Answer more questions?
Imouto-chan: ...-falls asleep-
Person: Long or short hair?
Imouto-chan: Looooooooooooooong....but not super long d-(-_^)z
Person: wai su cute!1/?/!11?
Imouto-chan: Umm... wh-what did you say? -confuzzled-
>>
https://youtu.be/kIP_l6a8n6A
>>
http://cdn4.images.motherlessmedia.com/images/F6CF09F.jpg?fs=opencloud
>>
2 strength3 in prompt1 in stamina 1 in dexterity
>>
>>719697318
hree-fourths of the states must approve an amendment for it to become part of the Constitution. What two assemblies can approve a constitutional amendment in a state?
>>
>>719697318
WHERE IS BARRON
>>
>>719697318
liliana
>>
Occasions
>>
http://projectfreetv.us/doctor-who/season-5/episode-11/17658.html

Go ahead. Call me a faggot.
>>
>>719697318
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=U3A-lJQlrmk
>>
My dick. (It's real, and I am assuming this kid is of legal age, for legal purposes anyway, and has only read her mums erotica books with the tanned, big, throbbing cock era.)
I actually would like to show all young women real dick and real sex... some of you women still think erotic fiction sex is how real world sex is. Hint- that stuff is only to be used irl for drunken, over the top fun. And we men are really just role playing. We've seen porn. The fact that I can't even think of a word for real world sex recordings is unfortunate. I'm not talking the secret recording some "women" take without permission and share with friends and the internet; at the cost of some perfectly fine mans confidence, security and sexual health. If you girls would let us be sexual without shame, you could experience some things are WAY hotter than taboo or degrading ish. And to the women who know how to treat a man? Wasn't that fun? I know you still remember;)
>>
>>719697318
Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
>>
>>719697318
Christy Canyon
>>
http://soundjobs.ru/pics/691/sexy-hentai-pussy-porn.jpg
>>
Ok my parents just broke the last straw, they are actually like children it's crazy. They made me put aside my emotions to help deal with their shitty little lives even when I was suicidal they expected me to do this petty childish bullshit. They dodge blame and any negative view on themselves like it's the fucking plague whilst simultaneously expecting everything to just go their way, and if it doesn't, MEGA tantrum. It sucks too because they're grown ass adults and should be able to look after their own selves damnit. They're abusing my younger siblings mentally and are leeching off of my older sisters emotionally.

Well my mum just compared my existence to being equal to raping a 6 year old child slave. I'd call social services and get the kids taken off their hands if I didn't spend so much time making sure they're ok and not getting fucked up in the same ways I was as a kid, just making them not play mum and dads little game.
>>
http://halocarnage.com/browse/e%20munky/1
Thread posts: 60
Thread images: 4



[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Search | Top | Home]
Please support this website by donating Bitcoins to 16mKtbZiwW52BLkibtCr8jUg2KVUMTxVQ5
If a post contains copyrighted or illegal content, please click on that post's [Report] button and fill out a post removal request
All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from that site. This means that 4Archive shows an archive of their content. If you need information for a Poster - contact them.