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Dubs decides how I propose to my girlfriend.

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Dubs decides how I propose to my girlfriend.
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Kill yourself
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Make her live through her worst nightmare. Everything.

At the end, rub her tits and say "Lord Kek demands that we partake in marriage. Come, we musn't waste time."
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>>719690626
OP here. Meant to say trips. Roll on.
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Joancee ring?

Why don't you just put a piece of rancid shit on her finger?
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>>719690626
Don't.
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>>719690626

>>719690451
>>719690451
>>719690451
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Take her to dinner then get down on one knee whenever you guys are getting ready to leave and say you are the best thing that's ever happened to me. WIll you marry me
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>>719690626
Don't. She's cheating on you with Adam!
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>Wait until the next time you guys are about to fuck
>Slide the ring around your cock
>wait until she goes down to suck you
>?????
>profit!
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>>719690626
Properly.
Romantically.
Don't let people on here fuck an important thing up.
Be a good bloke.
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give her ring wrapped in pig intestines
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>>719690626
Propose to her in a butcher shop.
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>>719691084
I knew there was one person who was going to say it.
This rancid shit is still more than you'll ever be able to offer a woman though.
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>>719690626

"I know it's depressing, but I'm honestly the best you're going to do.. Here's a ring I bought at Walmart.... Now how about we go get some dollar menu to celebrate?"
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>>719691322
Winrar
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>>719690626
hahaha what a stupid faggot nice job paying some girl half your stuff if she catches you enjoying casual sex??? What a complete retard I love it.
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>>719690626
Propose by inserting ring into ass crack, bending over and presenting to her
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>>719691322
Winrar. Plus she's reminded that she marrying a pencil dicked loser or that she's a ham planet with size 14 fingers
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Take her up to a mountain to hike w.e, where they have binocular things, let her look into the binocular and then pull out the ring and block the vision and then bam
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>>719691778
Salty faggot who'll never give any woman any sort of pleasure in his life.

>waiting for reply filled with some bullshit about how wet his dick is.
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>>719690626
Put it in your butthole and ask her to massage your prostate.
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Take it back and run while you can.
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>>719691944
Nah. I don't need to pleasure women anymore. I got married in July, I've moved on to bigger better things like whores and seedy massage parlours
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>>719692318
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>>719690626
I'm sure your tasteless ring will match your equally tasteless waifu, just like your future wife, it's not pretty but it gets the job done.
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Over the phone
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>>719692758
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jam the ring up your ass pull it out and say. baby I'm wild about you marry me.
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With the ring on your dick
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Ring up your ass x
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Put it in your anus and ask your gf to finger you next time you fuck her
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>>719690626
>put ring in ass make gf eat to find it
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Chop her in the neck with an axe and whisper you proposal in her ear
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>>719690626
35 yr anon here. You're about to make a big mistake friendo.
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>>719694322
You can find one at your nearest hardware store
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>>719690626
You are doing the worst mistake ever boy.
And a cheap $100 ain't gonna last in time.

Save up, grow up, and reflect about what's gonna happen in 5 years.
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>>719694409
This man is very wise. Been engaged for 3 months myself. Have had sex twice in that span. Honestly just contemplating packing a bag and starting over far away.
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>>719694647
Kek. Not even the ring.
Try again friendo.
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you don't propose but rather you tell her you're cheating on her with her mom.
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>>719690626
Squat down and shit out the ring.

>will u mery?
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>>719694853
roll
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>>719694853
Bump
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>>719694853
>>719694853

kek.

rolling for this
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>>719694843
re-roll
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>>719694853
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>>719694940
Theyseemerollin
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>>719695043
Patrolin
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>>719694853

this
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>>719694853

this, nig nog.
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>>719695119
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>get fortune cookie sized paper
>write "will you marry me?"
>roll up paper and insert in urethra
>have secks
>cum in her ass
>wait while she washes herself off
>winrar
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>>719695222
>>719695222

WINRAR

OP better fucking deliver for trips.
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>>719690626
Give her the ring and tell her that's the ring you're going to use to propose to her mom.
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>>719694839
and? they pretty much have the same model with some small design difference. The point is the price, nothing is above $150. That's a shitty ring, not designed to last a life long engagement.

But might not be a wrong choice, at least you will save up more money for the inevitable divorce rape
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>>719695222
Winrar
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>>719695222
Fuck yes.
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>>719695310
Not dubs you fucking moron.
Why do newfags try so hard to fit in?
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>>719695222
pic related
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>>719690626
How certain are you she's gonna say yes?
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>>719695370
Dubs are a subset of trips you insufferable faggot.

>being this new
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>>719695450
She's been waiting for me to propose for 3 years.
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>>719695370
You, see: >>719695399


You're a faggot and you still lost anyway.
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>>719695460
>being this new
>irony.zip

Dubs =/= Trips you fucking dipshit. Get out.
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>>719694647
>>719690626

TOPKEK

If that is the best ring you can afford, don't propose faggot. Become an hero
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>>719695222

This pleases me.

OP, do it you fucking faggot.
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>>719695222
Yussssssss
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>>719695569
lrn2logic: keywords are "set" and "subset".
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>>719695485
Wait, so you do love this bitch right? She's your best friend?
Sounds like you're doing it for her and not for you.
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>>719695485
then she can wait 3 more years.
or is she pushing it? she is I bet.
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>>719694843
this.
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>>719695222
>>719695399

It has been decided. Twice. Metadubs. The gods will it.
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>>719695222
OP is a faggot and won't deliver.
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>>719690626
OP HERE
This thread was trash. Then again, what should I have expected from dedicated jackasses with the mental capacity of autistic kindergartners?

Cya shit-stains.

Cya kiddos. Have fun in school on Monday.
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>>719690626

Nigger, wanna merry me?
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rape the girl and get a shot gun marrage
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>>719695922
can i be the best man?
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>>719695921
Cya cuck-lord

O/
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Moot help us all
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Do it properly, you fucking idiot. Personally, I took my lady to the place we first said "I love you" and asked her if she remembered what happened last time we were standing there and followed it up by asking if she knew what was going to happen that time. Then bam, on one knee with the ring.
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>>719695222

OP if you pussy out, then I hope you die of dick gangrene.
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>>719695222
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>>719695921
Everything about this post is faggotry.
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>>719691322
>op slides it on before getting fully erect
>penis swells up around ring
>cuts off blood supply
>spend next 3 hours waiting in the emergency room while the tip of the penis slowly rots away

i would pay to see this.
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>>719690626
Hold it firmly between your buttcheeks and let it slide on when she slips a finger up your ringer.

Bitches dig that shit.
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>>719690626

Just don't do like I did and propose to her while she's throwing up after drinking a lot during a football game. That was bad timing on my part. Strange thing is, 6 years later, we are still married.
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>>719690626
ring is crab/10
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>>719696523
what moved you to ask her at that moment? what if it 'was' the right time?
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>>719696681

I was also drunk, plus it was a big football game. The first time our team has beaten their arch rivals in 6 years plus drinking made me feel amazing and I asked her to marry me. I couldn't tell what her response was because she was throwing up but she said "sure" somewhere in there.
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>>719696833
Oh I see, thanks. Sounds like you asked her during a high energy moment.
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>Stick ring up ass
>Ask gf to do prostate exam
>If she is keeper she does exam and pulls out ring
>If she does not do exam she fails and not good wife.
>Celebrate with fisting either way
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