Good evening, Anonymous! How was your week?
>ADVICE, FORTUNE-TELLING, AND FRIENDLY CONVERSATION
>Want a tarot reading? Great! Just roll some dubs. Or trips. Or quads. (GETS)
Ask me a question, and I'll use the cards to answer it. Name a topic, such as career or love-life, and I'll interpret the reading based on the topic. Tarot readings take time to craft, but you can remind me if it looks like I missed you. Just don't be obnoxious!
>GETs can be donated to others.
If you see someone else failing to GET, feel free to give them your dubs. Just make sure it's a specific person. Offering them up vaguely to everyone leads to confusion.
>Can't GET? Give us a name, and my junior shrine maidens will deliver to you a fortune cookie.
A fortune cookie is a short blurb about your luck for 2017. The name can be made up or real, doesn't matter.
>Advice is free, give and receive as you wish.
>Be patient. Be kind. I love you all very much.
Hello, anonymous~ How are you today, hmm?
THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU SHOW UP FASTER
Sorry ;_; i was playing Megaman x2
My company right now has been slowly losing people. Some people don't like the atomosphere, others have problems with pay, and other are worried that after Brexit they might get laid off. I plan to look for a new job, but I want something more fulfilling than a sales/telemarketing position. Will I find what I'm looking for a job or will I just have to make due with what I have?
Cooking, so I won't be able to advice for now, hello and all that.
I'm still here because I still have things to talk about
If anyone is actually willing to
Also, I have been having a sick feeling in my stomach and a chill up my spine all day today
I don't really know why
Slow start, free reading.
>Eight of Pentacles
>Five of Swords (Reversed)
There is another job out there for you, but beware of chasing rainbows or else they'll lead you over a cliff. Might I ask what skills you have?
I was on patrol in the area, and I noticed a distress beacon at this location.
I will be providing assistance.
By all means, go ahead.
In what way is it being forced on you, Anonymous?
Never apologize for playing Megaman X.
Go ahead, dear.
Reimu isn't even from an anime, I'll fite you
Nice to see 2B is here.
Some basic computer coding skills
Advertising degree and solid with marketing
Single so I'm able to move with no problem
I'd like to aim something with a 'creative' element to it like advertising but am flexible in learning new skills to meet the job.
What's on your mind?
Ah, so chasing rainbows must mean something really extravagant, then. You should be fine!
What can I do for you?
It's okay, they'll always be with you in your heart.
I got a fancy custom new computer last wednesday, I have been planning on purchasing one for months until then
I'm not really going to use 4chan on it because I want to keep this thing alive, some sites may have little viruses roaming around, but this one is different
Well here's to hoping. Thanks :)
When am I going to find the woman of my dreams?
How are you today, dear?
My opinion, being that I come from the moon, is that that person most assuredly isn't real! As well, you should probably redirect that request to Reimu.
What's your name, is it sad coca-cola indian?
>Three of Swords
>Six of Cups
A painful love triangle is in your near future, after which you hear a call to a new life, taking pleasure in simple activities. One day you'll start to feel more understood and appreciated, and from that, love can blossom.
Yay Reisen, i'm doing a x-buster only no upgrades run, but getting my ass kicked in the sigma stages
Well I did it to myself.. There was always A part of me that was someone else. But I was finally happy with my current personality. But this little one I buried came back with a vengeance and made me act out this sharade. I ended up meeting someone. I haven't been the same since. Physically/mentally. That personality took over now as a consequence of certain factors. I miss the old me. I can access him but I can't experience things as hook anymore. I experience things through this new version. I am happier. As this personality is free of Shame and guilt. But it's scary. A nightmare sometimes.. You probably don't beleive me but when you look in the mirror and see a different person it's fucked. My partner loves the personality and the sex is great but I don't think they can forgive me. I want my soul back..
You MUST share your specs with us!
Please excuse me, sorry. I got slightly excited. Sweet Roll, I don't think you have much to worry about with 4chan, so long as you're not clicking on any links that appear questionable.
Accomplished a full day of work and looking forward to the weekend. It's nice to come home to one of Reimu's threads. What about yourself?
How much donations would pic related require??
What I really need to know is should I try and make it work with my current partner? Can it? Or should I run like hell.. Oh yeah and I'm on a burn list I fear.. I should get away from the ones I love anyway..I had a dream a snake bit my hand so its alll over soon.
I have a feeling that's not going to be the final case. She is plastered everywhere. Probably be resurrected or a nightmare or something
I see... sounds pretty complex. I can see why you wanted tarot. Here's another freebie, just because.
>Two of Pentacles
>Two of Wands
>The Sun (Reversed)
The tricky balancing act you'll be playing will only tire you out. Tarot suggests viewing the situation from a higher perspective...
A happy monk, though.
It's fairly typical in adolescence and early adulthood to be figuring out one's own personality. This appears to be the case with you. Could you tell us a bit more about the "certain factors" you mentioned? You're being slightly vague.
Though, from what I gather so far, it appears that you're forming a sort of false dichotomy for yourself. Either you adopt personality A or personality B, when, in fact, you could very well adopt qualities from each one that suits you.
Alternatively, it might be the case that there is something missing in your life. You're pretending to do something or be someone you're not, and it's causing you discontent. Again, more detail is needed please.
Well, I can try, I think a good way for me to do this would be to name a type of spec, and then I will say what I have for it, I'm not that well vefsed in this thing, I had someone put it together for me, and I was going with what I want to do on this computer
But isn't that virus etiquette for any site?
and are you absolutely certain no anon would get into my computer and fuck it up?
I only wish I could answer that question truthfully, 2B. I'm doing just fine, trying to be here for anonymous is my primary concern at the moment.
Haha... Well, those stages are pretty difficult. I'm not the type to do special runs but I wish you luck.
Tell me if you manage it, okay?
People change all the time. Try to put the best of your two personality's together if you can. Also your soul is not lost, just evolves.
Relax your mind.
Everyone is willing to spend 1000 or more moneys on their computer but me.
Well one thing is certain, i'm not as able as i was as a kid
Yay I got dubs! Can I get a general reading please?
I am here for the porn!
The only way a hacker is getting into your computer from here is by linking you something suspicious. Just follow this advice and you won't have any problems here. Tens of thousands of people use this site every day, do you really think we're all just getting viruses all day erry day?
I'll b-bump you before my thread, Reimu...
Haha.. Is that right? Heh... Have you taken time off from games or something similar to justify a decrease in skill?
Thiers like one person that posts porn here. Unless the others are willing to do so I can make a new thread for you guys.
My friend just spent that much on his PC also.
Sure, sure. One moment.
Mmph! Bump me again!
Certain factors.. Iol
Well this person asked me if I wanted to be a girl and I said yes. And it fucking happened. My beard stopped growing for over a week. My hair got soft. I saw this happening and freaked I tried to be more masculine. I tried to fight it. So I told my partner about it.. Idk I'm psychically ill now too like my thyroid hurts. What doctor would beleive me though and it's too crazy to tell anyone IRL.
I am trying to be both people. It's just that my reflection has changed. I think I lost my soul. Maybe I'm already dead.
Did we trigger your trap card?
You sure are late tonight.
At least be original enough to use your own thoughts rather than a stock reaction image.
>Six of Swords
>Two of Wands
>Four of Swords
Your near future sees you moving away from an unhealthy situation, planning and brainstorming your next move, and finally enjoying some reprieve from something that has troubled you greatly.
I'm very nervous
But my next post will be from the computer
I might just keep on using it instead of this
But one more thing, and no need to be concerned
But will the FBI be able to track you even if you are going incognito?
Hey, it's 2B, hi 2B.
...f-fridays are always at 10PM EST
Cooking t-threads take longer to encode, s-so they start later.
Are you planning on posting CP? Why are you worried about the FBI?
CPU model, clockspeed, number of cores.
RAM capacity, clockspeed, type.
Hard drive or solid state drive? Capacity?
And yes, you're absolutely right. That is good practice for any site. But I am certain that you're not going to get hacked by any anon.
If it's any consolation, we appreciate your efforts.
Are you seeing a psychiatrist at all? You might have an underlying disorder unaddressed here. While you're at it, get checked out by your GP as well, in order to address that potential thyroid issue. We shouldn't simply hope its psychosomatic in nature.
Unless you're on their watchlist, the FBI should be the least of your concerns.
Nep. How are we this evening?
Reimu likes getting 'bumped'?
I don't game as much as i used to, i used to play a lot of megaman when i was a kid like an absurd amount of time
Only until the thread is over.
... I-isn't Sushi served Raw? How does one "cook" sushi...? Do I not understand Sushi?
Huh. I see. Sorry. Your schedule's kinda complicated, Alice.
Heh. My efforts are meager by comparison to yours, 2B. You're still new here and I already feel like your kohai when I read the advice you give.
Hehe... That's kind of cute... Taiga.
No, no, not at all
It is for expanding images
It apparently puts data of that image on the computer and then the FBI freaks out
Only thing that I would click that is a close enough threat is oppai loli
Just for my safety
They won't come after you for that, unless you do something else that draws their attention. They go after the people who host and spread things, not random idjits who view them by accident
What about after hours?
Good luck Anon
Alice is right here: >>719693763
Catch her before she gets away
The FBI gets so much info a lot of real threats slip under them.
Anyway yes they can track your IP. Its best you use a VPN and read up on hiding yourself.
Not her but its hard to say. A lot of people want to sabotage trump. What I fear is if Trump does something really stupid nobody will believe it cause of all the fake news surrounding him.
I used to do these crazy hitless challenges, it was fun
;_; http://i.imgur.com/BSqlE0c.png now this happens
Hm. All I can do is draw from experience, apply my reasoning, and try to relate with my heart. If it resonates, terrific, if not...well, that is why you're here.
You have your role in this community. To compare yourself to me is an exercise in absurdity.
You're always welcomed here, anon. Please, drop by again and chat with us sometime. I wish you luck.
Hehhee.. I can only imagine ever having been that good in the first place.
Heh... I know that's true. I perform such exercises regularly. But... I'm very glad to have you here in any case, 2B.
After Hours isn't my show anymore. But I happen to know on good authority that Kagami doesn't like being "bumped."
Sorry to hear that, Anonymous. Are you sure you're married to the right person since you both seem to hate each other?
Now, are you hinting that you often compare yourself to others? Or are you merely quipping that you're an expert in absurdity?
I'm sorry for your loss, anon. But perhaps your wife doesn't know the magnitude by which the incident had affected you. You two need to talk. Otherwise, she may simply be the insensitive type.
Wait, did you...from Alice's thread?
Well, if tou like your rice raw and crunchy I can't judge, same with raw poultry or frozen shrimp, but if anything, that would be a really bad sushi.
Greato, thanks Reirei
You are speaking with a "bot".
I assume you're referring to a question aimed at Reimu, for one of her fortunes? You're going to need to GET for that, anon.
sounds like she lacks empathy. Maybe something is wrong with her mentally, no disrespect.
My mom has moments like that also. I think mothers just like being dominant over their kids. If she starts to freak out stay calm, passive and wise remind her once that we both need to be calm. It makes you feel better after and may make her feel regretful after.
no bots here.
I don't use VPN but I should get one. Probably on some list just for going to 4chan, let alone /pol/.
Well, you'd know better than me... but that's not how someone should talk about the woman he loves, even if he's mad at her. And likewise, what kind of person kills someone's dog and then doesn't feel bad about it?
Huh? Come again?
Mm, I'd say both are the case, actually. I'm much more troubled than I generally let on in these threads <4
Okay but that isn't... Nevermind. I... I feel like it's better just not to approach this.
Right, right. No bumping the tsundere.
No, no it isn't... that's how people with ASPD are. Anonymous, did you go speed dating at the mental ward again? I thought I warned you about that...
W-wha...How did I miss it ;-;
Uzume here anyway, but I lost her folder so I'll go along with Erina for today~
Why exactly, would you marry someone who is like that?
Only an odd coincidence of diction. Very minor.
You have a strong personal support network in place to help you with these burdens, I hope. It's not a great idea to let these things fester in your mind.
Well then...I'd strongly advise against doing that. But if you must...
I even saw your post there, but I didn't realize I worded it the same way!
Good game but the latter bosses just get unfair with having to know whats going to happen to dodge.
Also wish you didn't have to constantly go back to the one store before and after every bossfight.
Everyone is Reisen
Posting in a Reisen thread
Haha... I wouldn't call it strong. I would call it barely standing. And anyway, I've never been one to make great decisions.
You love someone whom you want to punch in the face, who you describe as not carrying about killing your pet. You know, anonymous, I'm starting to think that your definition of love might be a bit twisted.
Oooh, a fellow bunny.
That's not Reisen! That's not even a moonrabbit!
Anti-social Personality Disorder. Commonly called sociopaths, they lack empathy and may kill or harm animals and people without any remorse.
Being a moonrabbit Reisen
If you mean Irisu, whom you find in the library, there's only one pattern that's hard to understand, and it's one of the easiest ones of her tbh.
Well, you don't really need to, unless you use healing items for every boss fight.
N-No, it's me! Uzume! But I lost her folder so I decided to use Erina's instead.
Whom is a character I like quite a lot..Mmh...
>what kind of person kills someone's dog and then doesn't feel bad about it?
hey stop that! >: <
Aaah, I see, I see... Do you have any plans to procure that folder?
I didn't say you'd really do it and I think whether you actually will is completely beside the point.
I'd be a bit troubled if you didn't feel like crying at this point, anon. But take heart; you'll accept the loss soon enough and you'll be content with memory of him/her.
But...there is definitely an underlying issue here with you and your wife that should really be talked out. How long have the two of you been together? Seeing as the two of you are high school sweethearts, I would get the impression that you knew what you were getting into.
Isn't that statement a disservice to your friends? Unless you conceal things from them as well. That wouldn't be too far a stretch to imagine.
Don't worry about it.
The more bunnies, the better. Your kind spreads quickly though. Soon we'll be up to our ears in bunnies...
And we've had plenty of experience with that, haven't we?
you have a problem, anon. An unhealthy obsession. You should visit AA immediately. That is, Alice Anonymous.
Heh... Your observations are very incisive, 2B.
Indeed. Soon, we will take over the wo- I mean the earth!
Yeah 1 Reisen is more than enough
If the moon ever takes over Gensoukyou I'll just have more things to rebel against
I'm just joking with ya with the whole 4chan thing on what normies think about us.
I'm not used to dodgeing a bunch of stuff with gravity, although I aced the air fight with lilith cause of my background with other bullet hell games.
It's the second version that nobody remembers.
people seem to love bunny girls but we rarely see them. I also wish bunny girls weren't so sexualized all the time.
Listen anon, she went full force at our dog, we had him for 14 years, she even sucked her teeth because his body made a big mess. She tells me to clean the body. I'm in tears cleaning up 90lbs of slippery German Shepherd.
We've known each other for 19 years, been married for 16. I'm so pissed, it's hard for me to type.
It's a totally different character mmk they just have the same name
Also isn't sexualization the point of bunny girls?
I for one welcome our bunny overlords
Bunny girls are pretty cool. Are you against their sexualization entirely though?
What else are you rebelling against?
It'll happen before you know it.
And you claim you love that person. You have more problems than I can shake a stick at, anon.
It sure is.
Alright, back, done rolling weeb food.
*smothers in kisses*
Good. As it should be <3
Because you're a Nep that is always Nepping up things
I think I still have it somewhere...Not on my phone though that's for sure.
But I do want to expand Erina's folder, that game deserves more attention~
N-Nah Rabi-Ribi island lacks of them...Basically there's just me and..Irisu~
That's true either, though I do think that Rabi-Ribi received less attention than I expected; the ost fits in it perfectly and it's well made, originality is a thing, both on story and gameplay, art and graphic...It's what it is but that fits really well too.
I'd give it a 10/10 must play for epilepsy game players.
Can I get a fortune about finances? Might as well.
You were scrolled to where that was and used it to open the text box and then forgot to remove the linked post.
>If the moon ever takes over
They tried that in the new touhou and tried to pull a grimdark reboot by "purifying" Genysokyo.
She has problems. She needs help. Don't let her drag you under.
I know who she is, I read the manga. And I prefer my characters not sexualized. Thats one reason why I like touhou.
I just don't like seeing 24/7 fan service of them or in the typical showgirl outfit. Thats why I like Reisen. Well dressed and a bunnygirl.
I don't think they will buddy. To many shitposters to deal with here. They are most likely on facebook as its easier to log info about people.
But like I said get a VPN. Although don't use a proxy to post on 4chan as that can get you banned I heard.
You're secretly supporting my enemies, who think that even one Reisen is too many!
Ihihi... It's a good game I'm planning to play soon!
FOOL! YOUR DUBS CANNOT DEFEAT MY TRIPS
I donate these sick dubs, 'Moo.
That's not what happened at all you weirdo
Quit spreading some fandom crap like it's canon
I'll stop here.
Such a long time...I find it amazing that she feels absolutely nothing about the whole ordeal. You need to make your feelings known to her; non-violently, of course. It mustn't be immediately, first try to calm yourself. Distract yourself with some other activity. You could reflect on your dog, but that could bring only more sadness and anger. If that's the case, let it be; give it a few days to weeks. But at some point please speak to your wife about it.
>Nine of Pentacles (Reversed)
>Knight of Wands
>Seven of Swords
...I'm sorry. I was going to give you a freebie just because there's not much going on for me, but the reading is inconclusive. I can't understand it at all.
Reisen does have a nice outfit. I agree
-smooches- Stop being so sweet
What did they ever do to you?
Inb4 the shitposting that inevitable follows you
My life is a nepping mess.
Are you watching me? I don't like that.
I don't support anyone!
Besides hunting me down? Not much
No, it's just a common thing to do.
I'm fairly sure thats what happened as "life and death is the height of sin" for the moon people.
Note tried. They didn't manage to pull it off purifying the earth. Lets hope they don't find the flood from Halo
Touhou isn't an anime although their are great fan made animes of touhou.
Also if you say so. You do you. Just make sure you have a balanced mind.
I think I'm done now.
Ah, I didn't mean to be off-putting, 2B. It's true, I hold most of my problems in, rather than relying on my friends. I'm more than willing to admit my mistake.
Geez, way to be edgy.
I loved it~
Was actually waiting for something like that to drop on my hands.
And so I didn't ponder twice before pre-ordering the limited Pc edition that's coming on March...Heh..
It's me Uzume, but since I lost her folder on my phone I'll be posting as Erina >.>
No, it didn't
That was never their intention at all
I don't think she feels anything, she ate dinner and is now watching TV. I love her, but I'm very upset and heart broken right now...
What the heck is touhou?
What would you do in my shoes, anon?
And here I was hoping that it'd have something more than I do. Ah well, better just plan and stuff.
Why were they hunting you down?
You need more rabbits, if that's the case
I'm going to hurt you
Just kidding, you don't have to. Also you just admitted to being sweet for once
Heh... I see~ It makes me happy to see people supporting bunnies so wholeheartedly.
I wouldn't have married her, to start with. But you're unlikely to do anything about that now.
... B-baka. Who says I'm not sweet, anyway!? T-tch.
For causing a big shitstorm
Go play the games already
Don't be like that other guy that just hears stuff and reads doujins
A huge problem I see time and time again is people admitting to mistakes and personal shortcomings, immediately thinking that their labors are complete as they fall into a state of hopeless complacency. Admitting really isn't the hardest part, it's the correction that should follow.
If you're unwilling to ask for help when you sincerely do need it, you'd better be confident in your abilities to solve your own problems alone.
Cheating on the trainer? :^)
There I did it.
But just this once.
Don't expect me to do it again.
Could have sworn it was.
Touhou is a bullet hell game with some official mangas (books). Although the fandom has giving it a life of its own and the source material is more of a template to build upon now.
Whats neat is the creator ZUN is very relaxed about copyright and lets just about anything through.
>I'm going to hurt you
Do you like hurting other people?
I support bunny girls also. Their needs to be more of them that isn't just dressed up like she's at a casino.
Stop spying me!
Edge? No, no edge,pure pain infests my soul, a pain no one will ever understand, do you know how painful it is when I get told to do the dishes?!?!
I know hun~
It sounds to me like you would make a good friend, 2B. Yes, that's all true. But I'll point out that I didn't say that I thought admitting it was the hard part. I'm aware that it isn't, which is why that isn't difficult for me. I have a sort of complex in that area and don't know how to fix it.
I don't understand these references
You've denied it several times!
Maybe I will. I'm not really into bullet hell games though
At least you posted a good one. Also WAT
Not really. But that person is trying to taunt me
What are you talking about, Nep?
Oh ya you don't want to be playing touhou for sure then if you are prone to seizures with hundreds of flashing orbs to dodge.
But like I said their are also books and fanworks. Hell 70% of all fans from touhou don't even play the games and out of that percentage even less people beat a game.
Hotline Miami reference.
2 Are enough for this little island <.<
Especially when there's just you and another one in a whole island...
Well Rabi-Ribi 12/10 would rage on harder difficulties while playing.
Oh Hey I got dubs, for the first time here.
Let's be totally selfish.
I don't even know what to ask.
It would've been a last resort out of self-preservation had they been unable to return to their home. Destroying a large part of Gensoukyou would have been an unavoidable side effect in the case they had to "move" to Gensoukyou.
You could always play it on Normal difficulty. As long as you make good use of your bombs you should be able to force your way through.
Only if you're under 12 years old
I only like one bote. The rest are trash
I know that easy modo is looked down upon. And I'm just really not into bullet hells at all. But maybe I can do it for the story and characters
This island sounds nice
I'll show you all of the evidence!
Hands off. Reimu is mine
I am going to use it for what I call "My Big Plan"
I call it that here because it is something that the anons could fuck up (maybe permanently), and I do know that they kinda like messing up this kinda thing for fun
Me being on a watchlist could also threaten the success of the plan
And yes, it is totally legal
and don't guess, I'm not going to reveal what it is
Not here, anyway
I assure you it isn't
Many people do it
It is a job of sorts, to some, it's just a hobby
and it gets paid well
But only if you are good at it
and it's a fairly public thing, a good enough smudge on your reputation could ruin you
Rollin for tarot
Started dropping LSD occasionally on the weekends for the lulz, shits fun an all but I really could lose a lot in the form of my job and a lot of other shit I have, if by some miracle someone should find out. I order it off the darkweb an get it shipped to a private po box disguised as a residence.
Should I stop using acid recreationally? It costs a fair bit but so far there's no side effects and no way to test for it. its really fun and helps me see things from another perspective.