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I fucking dare one of you to roast me, try it.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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I fucking dare one of you to roast me, try it.
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I knew you pussies were too scared haha
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I ducking LOVE shower curtains man
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>>719689559
god damn right you do ya shrimp dick faggot
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>>719689653
You are like 5'5 aren't ya bud
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>>719689153
bad eyebrows. sad
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Kids like those abs?
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>>719689751
Try 5'7 loser
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>>719689768
What can I say, I'm not bitch who has to worry about it

>>719689783
I wouldn't know, I don't frequent this site like you
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The fact you touched yourself and got erect, simply to get "roasted" is sad enough
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>>719689823
Good job champ, proud of you
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>>719689989
I'm always rock solid faggot

>>719690012
Height only matters until you get punched in the throat and I choke you out with my cock homo king
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You are a manlet

Your tiny prick would somehow look even smaller on a real mans body.
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>>719690134
Damn son you fucking got me, with all 4 inches of that Oscar meyer
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>>719690184
>>719690231
Try 6.7 inches, I'd fucking destroy your girlfriends back to back lmao
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>>719689153
That's not op. How did he hurt you,op?
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You're a shame to all men, even faglords don't want to acknowledge your existence.
And looking for validation on 4chan?
Please stop embarassing yourself
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Kek, you're ugly as fuck. Looks like a latin criminal.
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>>719690343
Lol 6.7 is average and that little cock is smaller than average
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How's chemo going
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>>719690516
>Latin criminal
lold
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>>719689153
need to do more chest brah
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>>719689153
Why'd you make yourself erect before you took the picture you fucking faggot?
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>>719690400
How much you wanna bet that's not me faggot

>>719690493
Says the shrimp dick who replied, yeah right nerd

>>719690516
Don't be too jealous of these superior white genes

>>719690544
You'd know a lot about below average wouldnt ya
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>>719690758
>white genes
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>>719690686
Check the thread, only little bitches get soft

>>719690640
the fucks a chay-mo

>>719690679
you need to do less bitch, brah
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>>719690758
Yeah man dick stats are freely available online. I do know what average is and your lil peen ain't quite there.
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>>719690931
Keep telling yourself that bitch

>>719690846
>posts a meme of a white guy

Did you just blow in from stupid town or what?
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>>719689153
we don't need to roast an omega like yourself, that picture is words enough kek
this the worst place on the net & we will ruin you
just an hero plz
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>>719691098
You have an oddly cute dick op
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>>719690758
Now you're getting redundant...
Mind as flat as your pecs lil fag
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>>719691098
You suck at this OP.

I wonder if you cut that little baby dick off, would the wound even be big enough to bleed out through?
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>>719690758
You know holding your smurffdick with your little faggy hands just make it look bigger, it doesn't actually make it bigger
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>>719689153
$10 says OP is a total bottom.
This is probably his Grindr profile pic.
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>>719691179
Oh I'm so scared you little homo

>>719691204
Fuck off

>>719691216
Better then your man tits

>>719691281
I'd fucking drown you in it as a last act of defiance bitch
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>>719691098
>posts a meme of a white guy
Butthurt, border jumper?
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Showering won't wash the shame off of posting yourself naked on 4chan.
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>>719691396
Oh you'd drown me with that papercut sized dick sound huh?
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>>719689153
OP, you look like you'd be the kind of guy to shoot up a local black curch
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>>719691342
You need to close your nickelodeon porn in the next tab faggot, this is all american meat

>>719691395
You spelt grinder wrong dumbass

>>719691445
>What is lighting

>>719691497
Nothing to be ashamed with a body like mine bitch
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>>719691098
>has more pimples on his dick than he has freinds
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>>719691098
Just the fact that you're here showing that thing you call a dick instead of fucking women proves you're a virgin fag
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u got fucking babyface cunt
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>>719689153
You look sad af. I doubt this is even you in the pic.
Kid looks like he got raped by his uncle's. Kinda sad he never has a chance at life. Did dude bang your gf or something Op?
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>>719691570
Yeah, i'll drown you in the sound, dumbass

>>719691624
Welcome to the gunshow

>>719691651
Those are veins dickhead

>>719691712
Everyone needs a break, even my bitches
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>>719691638
>what is facial features
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You look like the douche kid in every movie about a high schooler ever.

You know the dumb one that can't read and takes it out on nerds and geeks in high school. Then after the nerd wins the girl, you find out that the douche is a burger flipper at a rip-off McDonalds or he marries his cousin and moves to a cardboard box in West Virginia.

Yeah you look like that guy. Well the manlet version.
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>>719689153
i bet the next thing youre going to do is get a tattoo that youl feel so proud of and then youl come back and tell us to roast you again.
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>>719691638
> nothing to be ashamed of
> mugging for attention from strangers
So, do you invite the guys back to your house, or do you prefer to do it at theirs?
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>>719691792
No really op, you have a slender cock with a cute pink coloration

Don't use it much outside of jacking off right?
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>>719689153
You have to be the most generic, unremarkable little faggot I've ever seen in my life.

What's it like to be so featureless and bland white bread?
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There's probably some deeper meaning behind you doing all of this. I'm not impressed though, 4/10. >Garbage bait is garbage.
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>>719691811
thanks for giving me hope anon... i may marry my cousin yet
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Ugly sad virgin
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>>719691792
>Everyone needs a break, even my bitches
The only rest your bitches need is a break from your cries when you come withing 15 sec of coitus
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>>719692015
This, op found this pic in his gfs phone
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>>719691758
Lure em in with it, then bottom out in there asshole naturally

>>719691802
words bitch

>>719691811
fucking love farris buelers day off 2: off harder

>>719691900
I dont fuck their girlfriends in my own house, no

>>719691952
whats it like to be a spic?

>>719691932
dude fuck off

>>719692077
get off your face book page jabroni
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>>719689153
My brother had lost most of his hair before he even finished high school.
Don't let it bother you. Learn ways to hide it (see Bruce Willis) and just get on with your life.

Your parents have a lovely house, but you'll eventually need to get a place of your own.
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>>719692274
See what I meant about the douche that can't read. It includes spelling too. I bet you have a black leather jacket with metal studs on it. You think it makes you look so badass.
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>>719692274
Against all odds, your dick looks even smaller in this pic
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>>719692160
what kind of faggot calls it coitus? little dick ones.

>>719692416
I roam this world naked as the day this beatutiful body was made

>>719692439
stop projecting jabroni
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>>719692616
lol'd, ridiculous.
Even your palm looks bigger
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Just for you, OP.
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>>719691396
Pffthahahaha talk shit over net much
I out rank you with out trying
Seriously you're too omega
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>>719689153
This could be a girl posting a dude that sent get these pics.
Also could be Op posting his girlfriends boyfriend.
This isn't Op, no timestamp. Not only that you can tell from the kids sad eyes that he doesn't have enough confidence to post himself on here and be cocky like Op is portraying
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>>719692616
Love the position of your legs to give some impression of depth to your tiny dick
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>>719692439
Probably losing his grip kek
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>>719689153
Know this guy. Little french fag who got bullied during all his scolarship. Guess he needs some recognition
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>>719689153
You get hard looking at yourself don't you bud
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>>719689153
Dude you post in the wrong place. Trap thread is not here
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>>719692760
Then your brain? I guess

>>719692772
FRICK YES

>>719692780
>outrank
>omega

This is some legitimate faggotry right here

>>719692808
Or maybe your reading too much into my dick? Don't feel bad it runs in your family, like the buffalo

>>719692851
I planned that shot accordingly loser

>>719692968
My dick can bench weights

>>719692984
French? Not even the same landmass

>>719692987
CHECK THE CHARTS BITCH IM ALWAYS HARD
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>>719693121
>Then your brain? I guess
Then my brain what? Will show you how ridiculously small and pathetic you are?
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>>719693121
Damn nigga you are retarded as hell
I said losing grip, as in the blood was being drawn away from your falic member
Ain't got shit do with what ever the fuck you are on about kek
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>>719693308
Not even in your gayest fantasies faggot

>>719693454
I KNOW WHAT I SAID DIPSHIT
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>>719689153
>I fucking dare one of you to roast me, try it.
How about you post something worth reading instead?
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>>719689153

"He's doing it again..."

"He even did the turn and jut to make 5 inches look like 6."

"Yeah. Probably going to post on 4chan again."
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>>719693121
Says the newfag posting nudes of himself on 4chan for a feeling of being wanted because the priests & pedos won't touch you kek
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>>719693454
Shouldn't expect too much from insecure fags..
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But seriously guys, I get off to this shit like crazy and I just nutted haaard

Thanks for your help boys!

>>719693584
It seemed like the easiest to get people to ridicule me, you know?

>>719693585
You make me laugh deeply sir

>>719693657
Your right lol a priest has never touched me

>>719693666
What can I say? I get desperate when I need to nut man

Is it any different for you?
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>>719693544
Thank you for hiding that thing you call a dick. Ever thought about becoming a MTF? Surgery shouldn't be too expensive considering the little amount of skin they'd have to take off
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>>719689153
You took a pic of yourself naked with an erection and put it on the internet for starters.
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>>719693544
I've been locked up you ain't shit white boii
Mah Mandingo dick wouldn't even fit half way in your tiny ass
Me and my buds would tear dat ass up
Do you even lift?
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>>719693842
So first you fuck a lot of "bitches", then you're desperate to nut..
Not even consistent in your BS. I pity you virgin newfag
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>>719689153
Oh fuck, it's one of you kids again. The type that thinks they're tough shit but eventually end up being punked out in jail like a little bitch.

Yeah, I've seen your type. Good luck in prison, OP.
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>>719693544
Do you? Because it didn't make sense to reply with that kek
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you have tiny nipples
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>>719693844
Nah i like my dick :p

>>719693892
Its not like any of you know who I am lol

I mean one of you thought i was mexican lol, good luck

>>719694086
I lift! mostly run tho

>>719694098
Well yeh anon, it was all a ruse for the sake of cumming, I regret nothing

>>719694101
Looks like I did my job fwend

>>719694117
Sure? I kinda had cum on my hands when I was typing lol

>>719694214
thx!
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>>719693842
Every man deserves to nut I guess...
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>>719694086
OP IS CONFIRMED FAGGOT
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- Insecure, therefore you need others on internet to reaffirm that people giv a shy about your existence.

- Shower curtains.

- Short.

- Shitty haircut.

- Posts another picture as bait because OP is too insecure to post himself.
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>>719694360
I'd like to think its something we can all agree on

>>719694414
Well yeah, have you not read my last few posts?

btw you guys are absolutely right lol, I'm only 5.2 hard

>>719694577
Please refer to my post on my desire to nut and the lengths I'll go to do so
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>>719694334
Fake. Post pics, faggot.
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>>719694737
Whats fake? It's the same smallish dick you've all been staring at lol
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>>719694978
Even smaller now tho
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>>719695111
It's true! I went from 5 inches to like 2.5, but that's what happens when I cum
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>>719694334
KEK
YOU'VE
LOST
THIS
ARGUEMENT
JUST
STOP
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>>719689153
>>719692374
Nothin', bro?
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>>719694978
OP's dick is shrinking with every picture kek
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>>719695345
>im always hard
>dick gets smaller every pic
Cue the x-files music
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>>719695227
Which arguement?

>>719695258
Well no one in my family has any hair loss thing

My dad looks like the god damn big lebowski, and Im 19 so i'm not moving out just yet lol

>>719695345
Yes anon, we've been over this, you guys helped my wimpy cock to cum

Obviously it was never big to begin with lol
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>>719694978
At least your hips look nice...
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>>719695541
Cmon anon, dont act like you havent seen my latest posts on this :p

>>719695571
Thanks!
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>>719695541
Top kek, anon
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>>719689153
You look like a skinhead.
Which is ironic because you have a jew dick.
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>>719695571
You're right. Nice cute birthing hips. No joke.
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Time stamp.
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>>719695554
I can't deal with your cranial hemorrhage of a thought process, I can feel the cancer you are producing through this thread
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>>719689153
your dick is too small for your body
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Do it fagget. Time stamp that tiny dick for me.
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>>719695838
lold
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>>719695838
My dick has a big nose? Because I would argue nothing about my dick is large

>>719695936
You guys are just the nicest, you know that?

ooc, who would be up to jack off with me mutually?

>>719696027
Dude im too drained to go find a sharpie and a stickie note

>>719696035
are you the balding anon? I cant tell

>>719696050
I assure you its the angle, I am both short and have a small cock :p

>>719696227
I wonder if this is the same anon or not...
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Made for some dude's ass. Ugh, I'd sooner piss on myself than have you anywhere near a fertile female.
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>>719689153 (OP)

chin lookin deformed as fuck
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>>719696277
One eternal truth. The best nut is a nut with friends.
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>>719696277
I'd definitely fuck you in the ass but jack you off? Fuck no.
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>>719689153
>ITT
>Pathetic, wannabe gangster and local "tough guy throat-puncher" seekso to prove his manlet masculinity by acting tough.
>On the internet.

My sides would be in orbit but I just pity you. You are just sad. And everything about you embodies that of my girlfriends dog.

>Who is a little ankle-biting piece of shit
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>cue Jaws music
Its possible I lied when I said I was too drained
Unintentionally, but still

>>719696553
to be fair, ive fucked a few girls, but it usually ends with me cumming in like a few minutes and them not being surprised

>>719696587
no, thats actually my phone in front of chin anon. ur welcome btw

>>719696657
ikr?

>>719696720
ur missing out friend :p
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Someone screenshot this roast I want some memories anon
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You would get raped in prison... a lot
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>>719696766
Anon please! I already came in this thread and i dont want to jack off again! Dont make me use this thing!

>>719696895
Just archive it anon

>>719696954
well yeh, im 19 and 5'7 with a candy cock

did i ever deny that fact?
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you bi or something? Can't tell.
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>>719697018
DO IT FAGGOT!
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FEED IT WITH ATTENTION
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>>719697072
Bingo!

>>719697142
I FUCKING MIGHT!

>>719697169
ITS THE ONLY WAY I KNOW HOW TO
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>>719689153
Lol bragging on a 10 year old weeb board, what a fucking loser. Try talking to people that are impressed, faggot.
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>>719689153
You look like a fucking fish.
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>>719697284
Well im impressed with how much you guys made me nut with posts

does that count? keep in mind, a lot for me anyways
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>>719697018
Kill yourself. You are just a degenerate pile of human waste, you shit lord scumbag. Nobody loves you and nobody has ever loved you, fucking cum stain. Your pathetic attempts to justify your fuck wit behavior only solidifies your autism in the eyes of your peers. I'don't call them friends, but you don't have any of those, do you faggot?

By the way, having a small dick and being 5'7" is nothing to be proud of. More embarrassed of. You are a joke. Just the dumbest fucking joke I've ever seen.
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>>719697280
Do it and show cum.
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>>719697377
No anon, those are owls on my shower curtain
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>>719697377
This, a very short fish
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>>719697416
Well im not particularly proud of it, not ashamed tho either, considering i didnt do anything to earn my height or dick size

and neither did you, anon

>>719697430
but my balls are sore...

>>719697533
i dont know about you, but if i saw a five foot tall fish, Id fucking run while shitting myself
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>>719697430
And finger yourself, OP.
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>>719689153
ooo youre cute
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>>719697729
only do that when im in the mood for it :p

>>719697732
thxxx
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>>719697670
C'mon please? I'll be your best friend.
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jesus can we talk about his hair, I think I know where his pubes went...
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>>719689153
whats with the pubes on your head? your face says school shooter and your body says twink, im legit confused as to whether you think your big? you got a tiny as chest your arms are defined but have the size of an athletic twelve year old girl. do you shave your pubes? dumb question you dont even look old enough to grow them.
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>>719690758
>>719691098
no homo op but i would devour your penis with my wet mouth

you'd cry out and beg for more

maybe we could kiss while i fingered your asshole
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>>719689153
>no legs
>small dick
>under 6'
>looks downey
>monkey ears

Should I go on?
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>>719689153
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>>719689153
8 ball u is need to go 2 bedtime
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>>719697987
I dont cum enough to be worth ur time, but i tried :p

>>719698615
sounds nice c:

>>719698717
nah ur good, this is the second time ive cum tonight, y'know?
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>5'7"
Totally just fucking shot yourself in the foot there. Want to embarrass yourself more or..?
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>>719699094
At least you came again. Good job Anon.
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>>719699400
Why would I be embarrased? Being fat is something to be embarrased about anon. Well something legitimate anyways

And you can stop trying to make me feel bad, you guys did a good job already c:

>>719699476
thx anon, next time i do this ill get a vid going
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>>719689153
Why do you comb your hair back like you're some sort of super villain?
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>>719699774
I got out of the shower anon, and the evilest thing ive done was trick a bunch of guys into ridiculing me while i jack off like crazy c:
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>>719699698
Hopefully I'll find it next time. Thanks for the entertainment anon, I desperately needed it after the day I had.
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>>719700028
Fair enough. Well played, kek.
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Your Albanian
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>>719700084
always happy to help, even if unintentionally

>>719700160
ikr? two loads in one night is good for me c:
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>>719689823
you did your own job, buddy. my thirteen-year-old brother is taller than you
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>>719700345
a bit late to the party anon :p

im sure his dick is sooo much bigger than mine too
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>>719700028
You haven't tricked anybody. We know what we're doing, we're ridiculing you and it probably isn't getting through your thick fucking skull that it's less pathetic to for us to post once than for you to respond to each and every one of our clearly ego-shattering burns. Seriously dude, grow a pair

>Inb4 "witty" comeback you think is smart
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You're pretty gay, I mean you get a boner looking at a faggot such as yourself
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>>719700474
Not that thats saying much of course

>>719700587
i did grow a pair tho ._. in fact they shot cum twice now anon

i just get off on this stuff, in case u havent been reading (which you have)

>>719700683
i wish i got off as easy as looking at myself :/

and im bisexual for the record
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>>719700028
So what? Yer into dirty/degrading talk or somethin? Why not go on a bdsm thread?
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>>719700874
cuz this feels so much more genuine c: because it was! (to a degree)
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>>719700868
Faggot, if you're going to make a roast me thread, don't be a pussy and try to defend your fragile self confidence
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>>719689153
>you look like you struggle to squat 95 pounds for one rep
>you are quite literally a manlet
>good luck getting any average-sized girl to date you. Girls want guys taller than them in heels, and you don't fit the bill, buddy
>you look like you stopped drinking water for 3 days just to look somewhat "cut"
>$10 you join the military and make extra taking it up the pooper 4x a week
>are those nipples or did you just fill in your "pecs" with a brown sharpie?

You make this easy, OP
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FUCKIN KEK LMAO
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>>719701173
The only thing fragile is the epidermis on my cock anon

tuggin tuggin tuggin

>>719701241
wish u were here earlier anon :/
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btw, if anyone wants to fuck with me on kik, its

GGVARNES
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>>719701435
See this is what I'm talking about faggot, just sit back and take it like a man
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>>719701784
If theres a manlier way to face something then jacking off in its general direction, then my uncle didnt teach me it :p

dont worry i tell him to do a better job with my little brother
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Why not post more cock anon?
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>>719701940
I mean if you'd like, he's pretty much out cold tho at this point

Do u have a thing for my little cock anon?
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>>719702103
Is that really a bad thing dear anon?
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>>719690134
Always rock solid
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>>719702339
'course not anon :p

>>719702431
my somewhat successful bait, spoodermang
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>>719702517
Thanks...was late I guess...
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