Pitbull vs. 6' 190+ lb man, who would win? Been thinking

You sacrifice one forearm then bash their head in.

>2017
>not knowing how to kill a pitbull

Half nelson and choke the life out of it no problem

>>719682405
you think youre gonna kill a pitbull with one hand?

>>719682689
Aim for neck and spinal crod base

>>719682096
It could go either way. I would personally keep it standing and try to knock him the fuck out with soccer kicks (Bing Pride if you don't get the reference, faggot) and eyepokes. If it went to the ground, I'd pull full guard and go for the tracheal tear, but if north/south position, it would be a quickest-to-bite-the-balls contest, and I would lose.
> Thumb in the ass also works. No shit.

Try to grab bottom jaw with one hand, top jaw with other. Push opposite direction, dog is no longer a threat. Decently easy if you are able to get your hands on a powerful set of chompers, but that is another story

>>719683560
>dog is already latched onto arm

i think it's an interesting question, google says they only grow to be like 19 inches tall, 30-60 lbs or something on avg. theyre probably pure muscle also so i guess the strength could easily be underestimated

Rip their front legs away from each other. They'll stop attacking because they will feel threatened and its the best way to kill a dog.

>>719682096
kick the dog real hard as its approaching you

>>719683885
Animal jaws are pretty easy to dislocate/break since they are longer than humans, more torque if you grab the front edges.

>know this from being a hunter, deer have similar jaw structure to dogs

if they are latched on already, it may be possible but you would definitely tear some skin on yourself with its teeth

.45 JHP.

Don't leave home with them.

>>719684197
These dogs have lock jaw, No chance of you ripping open its mouth.
Do some research you silly cunts.

>>719684296
that's a myth, do some research silly cunt

>>719682689
You can kill them just by sitting on them.

>>719684296
Lateral pulling, not up and down. The clamping force on those mouths are ridiculous, but the sideways resitance to force is almost non-existent. Dogs were not made to grind their teeth side to side. You silly cunt.

>>719682689
gouge its eyes out? rip its throat out? rip its jaw off?

unless the dog gets lucky and tears out your fucking jugular in the first few seconds, the human wins.

>Stuck fist in mouth
>Bite throat as if life depended on it
Didnt a nig kill a bear that way?

>>719684395
Also you can kill them by standing on them. They are very easily killed.

>>719682096
If you can stay on your feet you should be able OK. Always a good idea to have a knife handy. Collapsed lungs take the fire out of them

What about a 260 pound 5'11 guy?

>>719684254
why don't you ever leave home with them? it seems like if you wanted to defend yourself with it the best place for it to be would be with you.

>>719683560
> try
> if you are able
Pittys range from 45 to 70 lbs. of pure muscle. I have a 23 lb. west Highland terrier and I, a 6'0 185 lb. beast of a white collar worker, cannot pry her little jaws open. Pussy pss denied!

>>719682096
Smart man>Pitbull>Stupid man

>>719682096
I'd say it's probably a 6-4 matchup, pitbull.

A human win depends on chance and avoiding that thing's bite as any bite will be extraordinarily difficult to recover from.

>>719684546
Last time I got one of these (I know it sounds dirty but it isnt') I placed my middle finger on the pussy (it was female) and started doing gently up and down movements. After a while the dog started to move and had an orgasm.

I'd bet on the dog.

Vast majority of people would freak out and get mauled.

I don't think any of you have ever seen a pit bull, nonetheless felt it's muscles when it pulled away from you nor seen it fight lol

>>719682096
Sacrifice one forearm and then use other thumb to jab it in the eye if he doesn't stop, jab it in the other eye till it's blind, if it doesn't stop then, Thumb in it's nose and push as hard as you can, tear it's nose, it will definitely let go then.

>>719683560
You think that the dog is going to let you grab it's face?

>>719682096
pitbulls are for faggots

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>>719682096
Man invented steel due to genetics.

>dog would not get stabbed to death than his own bites

>>719682096
fought off a nigger neighbor's vicious 160lb rott when i was like 17. kicked the fuck out of it with my boots until it stopped attacking me. deff broke its ribs, last 2 kicks made it yelp and limp away.

I dunno man i've been attacked a few times by pits, the first time i must of went into shock because i just stood there like a retard frozen, i have two pits myself and they fight sometimes and the sheer force they generate when they scrap it's like a fucking aura you can feel.

Anyway all depends on if the man doesn't shit himself and goes into fight mode i suppose, 60/40 in favour of the pit.

>>719684051
This

6' 190lbs is lanky

Pitt bull wins

>>719684254

this is bad advice. Much better to have them with you so as to defend yourself. Why would you even mention hem if you never carry them for your firearm.

> being this dumb lol

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>>719684933

>>719684933
I bet an orgasm. They tend to get orgasms easily. This one time I saw a bitch walking towards me. I gently placed my hand on the dog's neck. They you just turn the dog towards you and place your genitals inside it (remember balls). After that the dog will have an orgasm.

>>719684584

Heart attack will get him if the dog doesn't. sure fire death

Its obvious the fags here have never seen a dog or any animal fight for its life. If a dog attacks a human with fear for its life u are in trouble i dont care how small the dog is. I owned all sorts of dogs and seen a lot of nasty stuff bit never seen s dog attsck human the way i see em attack other animals. Dog will easily eat the throats out of all these basement dwelling neck beards

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>>719684296
you stupid fuck

>>719684051
>>719685054
By doing that you put your neck near it's mouth, meaning it could just bite out your jugulars and kill you, so not a good idea.

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>>719684933
I feel you, I had my nigger beaner's neighbor Siberian husky came at me and once I made a flex and stood my ground it fucking yelped and ran back and they were confused. Dogs are not wolves, never forget that.

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>>719685223
>>719685223

> i dont care how small the dog is. I owned all sorts of dogs...

Watch out!

>>719685223
Not to mention a trained pit is going straight fir the throat no matter wat

Talked to a homeless man who fought off a pitbull enough that the pitbull would back off. Had a lot of scars on his arm, said he fought with his life trying to choke him and it didn't do anything. Most of what he did was pin him to the floor and knee his balls.

He said if he would of known that he would squeezed his balls from the start. He looked about 5'11 and kinda scrawny, probably from spending his begging money on drugs instead of food.

just make friends with the dogger

>>719685223
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>719682096
funny enough, story time

A friend of mine actually had a chunk of her arm torn off when her ex boyfriends brother's pitbull got "lock jawk" on her bicep. They were "rough housing" (so she says) and the dogs protective instincts kicked in and she attacked her. She locked on for something like 15 minutes while they tried to pry her off of my friends arm but the ONLY way they were able to get her to let go was BY her ex shoving his fist down the dogs throat and making it gag and thus release her arm.

She had to get cosmetic surgery to remove some skin from her thigh to close the gap, then had to do several months of PT to strengthen the muscles that have to compensate for the loss. My friend said when he picked up her jacket, this gigantic piece of her arm just thunked onto the ground and he threw up. Damn thing looks like a fucking shark bit her.

>>719685417
>trained pit goes for a throat..

what else do you think it goes for, friendship?

>>719682405
This youll have to sacrifice a limb in order to get the upper hand and choke it.

When i lived in san bernardino (i was 12 at the time) i was walking my white 6 month old German shep/ lab mix when i was attacked by 2 big ass blue nose pits.

My forearm was tore wide open but my dog didnt get injured. I had to kill one of them and my dog got the other away from us.

>>719685443
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I might just take that advice to heart for the future lol

>>719685461
sadly, this

I have a pitbull. She's 65 lbs, and can drag me almost off my feet when playing (I'm about 190 lbs). But I know that if I so much as kicked her she'd run away tail between her legs.

It really depends on the dog and the person. A pitbull with fighting training is gonna kill just about anyone if they're told/want to.
On the other hand, people trained to deal with highly violent dogs would probably be able to handle just about any dog.

>>719685809
can't wait til it bites your young family members in the face and you are on the news like a coward blind idiot

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>>719685809
>people trained to deal with highly violent dogs
jesus christ kid

>>719685704
Honestly, I carry a boxcutter because of my job, so I have an excuse to have something I can weaponize. If you can do the same and stretch it out as something you need for your job, do it.

And since the balls are a pitbulls kryptonite, I'd imagine any weapon on their balls would amplify the effect.

I'm a bit sadistic, I wish I could carry pliers. I've seen that video of a turtle snapping at a pit bull's balls, the pitbull was in 10/10 pain and couldn't do shit.

>>719682096
i carry a pistol where i live just for this reason. i live in an area with almost 40% niggers and the nigger dog of choice is the untrained pitbull, the nigger of the dog world.

>>719682096
Holy fuck, these dogs have insanely strong. They don't feel pain the way other dogs do. Kicking won't work, hitting with your hands won't work. Maybe with a hammer repeatedly...

>>719686141
>that is why man invented steel.

Not a violent felon or on probation, just to lazy to buy and maintain a gun, I just carry a knife too and get away with it.Plus its more instinctual.

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>>719686147
...so move.

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>>719686289
>>719686299

>>719686289
Gouge those fucking eyes. Fight dirty or have your throat ripped out

>>719686339
wish i could /b/ro. wish i could. 5 more years at the most ill be out of this nigger shithole. brooklyn park mn btw if anyone cares.

>>719682096
Id pull my gun and shoot it

Depends if you can actually handle pain. Been attacked by one, it wasnt so bad but i needed some stitches, hurt like hell though.

I got a dog that would kill a pitbull

>>719682096
Every video of a dog attack has humans Hitting the animal to fend it off. Even blows to the head seam to do very little.

I've never seen a video where a human

>>Grapples the dogs legs, arms, joints
>>Puts their entire weight on the dog.
>>Strikes at the underbelly, throat, eyes

>>719686299
It's important that everyone you know thinks you have that knife for your job, and as part of your job description. If you're on someone's bad side and they just wanna get back at you, they'll tell a cop about your knife just to screw you over. It's important everyone is convinced you NEED that knife for what you do.

My knife and box cutter is very worn from constant use. If your knife looks like a very worn and used knife, the cop will very well believe you on face value. It's stupid people show off their knives they never used a day in their lives, it means it's just a fashion accessory and not an actual part of their daily lives unless they just purchased it.

>>719686641
reassuring, what did you do?

>>719682096
I'd sic my pet Honey Badger on him.

>>719686397
They have very small, very well protected eyes.

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>>719686703
>2017
>assuming cops do not think you obviously think like this...

Retard.

>>719685417
I've seen dogs trained to go for the crotch area. If a dog has ahold of your dick your not gonna win that fight.

>>719682096
"Kick the baby"
Comes to mind

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Just tear out its won't pipe, and put your fore arm in its mouth till it dies. But ur all pussy's so yehh

>>719686886
If I did not have a blade on me in the moment, I would totally be in that mindset, I would go to to town lol

>>719685510
Please explain how someone can shove their fist down a dogs mouth while the dog has its mouth "locked" onto an arm?

>>719686935
you watched too much I Am Legend

>>719682096
my buddy is a mailman and he said bear spray OC works pretty good.

https://youtu.be/jsgvUohhpqc

>>719686821
It also depends on your background, your social profile on how your dressed, and how you speak. If those three are met that spell decent guy, then yes, even thinking like this will still lead a cop to take it at face value.

I'm not a guy who gets stopped by cops, so I forgot to mention that.

>>719686703
>how to hang onto your outdated and insanely fallible weapon 101
only autists wear knives every day for any reason. inb4 that bullshit "work" excuse. keep it in your desk or your fucking truck, you white trash.

>>719687078
Is that in I am legend?

>>719687086
Dude I know that is not your buddy but if I was the sprayer I would so press charges those pussy niggers were at the window waiting to let him back in the house. It is clear to any jury

>>719687013
Exactly. But neither me nor my other friends were ever able to get a straight answer from either of them. The original post contains quotation marks because thats the story they told all of us. "Rough housing" for example. What kind of shit do you have to be doing to another human being, to make a dogs protective instinct kick in and want to physically attack you to defend that person? You've got to be flat out punching someone in the face, or something even worse. But you damn sure weren't sitting there "playfully shoving" the guy.

The bottom line from both parties was "she got bit by a dog and this is what it looks like". The circumstances change every time they tell us.

>>719682096
Go for the eyes with your fingers. Once both are gone you now how the advantage

>>719687094
whatever you need to say before you in court being rushed by a shitty ungrateful public defender...

>>719682096
Iv done it.
When I was 17 dog attacked me after owner didn't latch his gate properly. It but my wrist as I tried to punch it's snout. Resulting in my hand being in its mouth. I graced the base of the tongue and ruled it as had as I could while holding it by the ear. It bled to death. I only had a shredded left hand that req around 40 stitches... It was a terrifying experience.. But in short I think dogs are over estimated. This dog was a red nose American pitbull. Probably weight just under my own ... But I was overall much stronger than it.. The real threat is the teeth honestly that's it.

>>719687119
Yeah he kills a doggo. Really sad.

>>719687247

right those niggers obviously let that nigger dog out just to go fuck with spray guy.

>>719684296
lol you should have locked jaw idiot

>>719687499
kills his own doggo.

so many tears.

>>719687499
Aww so sad. He doesn't tare it throat out doe. And by the way op. Don't try and tare its throat out. That dog could pull you to the ground with its neck. And then it would kill you like an organic machine.

>>719687570
and you have lived in America, right... Welcome to our country, believe it or not. Someone post the video of that fat scum lady letting out her pit on that animal control girl...

would never hurt a dog unless its a pit and i wouldn't even hurt a pitbulll unless it attacked me and i already knew the owner was one of those "pit bulls aren't evil, they're good dogs just trained to be evil yada yada yada" dumbfucks... you're an idiot if you don't think a pit bull is more dangerous than a fucking lab or golden retriever

>>719682096
>Kick it real hard
>Center of mass obviously
>Watch it fly 20 feet
>Problem solved
Remember, no mercy, it's either you, or it.

>>719687118
I don't. I have a boxcutter because I need it for my job.

>>719687453
Law enforcement is very friendly and all my experiences have been the same. Even if I meet a shitty one, I have money on the bank and people who care about me to easily lawyer up.

I get your point. Not the same for general people.

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>>719687725
Oh here,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6wb9yturGQ

Niggers in Africa will whack you with in a machete, this happens in my own country u blind pussy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6wb9yturGQ

>>719687839
Millionaires lawyer up and end up dying in prison for serious charges they think they can get away with, good luck..

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My dog ATM. He is only 2 and would smash everyone of you.

>>719685223
Look at this faggot, all high and mighty and shit.

>>719687570
>>719687911

>>719687839
>this differentiation was necessary
so keep your fucking boxcutter in your truck, you obviously autistic white trash.

>>719686141
>Honestly, I carry a boxcutter because of my job,

Same here, and I employed it.

There were some mexicans downstairs from me in an old duplex I used to live in that had a fucking completely untrained piece of shit pit. Fucking thing went apeshit whenever anyone walked by the house or, god forbid, came near the porch. They literally had to keep it chained in their bathroom at night because once the bars got out and the drunks started stumbling home it would try to tear through the doors and windows to get at them.

Well, one day when I was coming home from work those mexican fucks had left their inner door open and that fucking dog just tore right through the screen door and latched onto my arm. Had to stick a boxcutter in its neck. It lived -at least until Animal Control came and took it, anyway.

Got a bunch of stitches in my arm, but it didn't scar too bad or anything.

>>719687911

FUCK!!! youre people are fucked up

>>719688018
cute doggo. would pet undoubtedly

What the fuck is with all these over-powered solutions? It's a fucking dog, not a T-1000. Our ancestors could kill lions with wooden spears and we can't take on a dog? What the fuck? Kick the shit out of it.

>>719688059
I use it on and off work. I work even when I'm not almost everywhere I go.

Whatever generalization you wanna make, it's cool. But I don't get breaks.

Well hopefully you're not a nigger and you trained it not to bite people

>>719688315
Do it on livestream. I like when pitbulls molest people

>>719687911
>Benjamin coming out

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>>719688315
>we are intelligent design not evolution

you blind fuck, you hands are only good for covering your ears to ignore reality

>>719685510
>but the ONLY way they were able to get her to let go was BY her ex shoving his fist down the dogs throat and making it gag and thus release her arm.

Jabbing a couple fingers up their ass works too

>>719688584
Yeah, that poor lady. Fuck that dog was mean.

>>719687993
You know, looking back on that, that is a good point. Money isn't relevant if law enforcement has an asshole trying to get you. But in my case, that's not really much relevant, my father was mayor, I know judges, I volunteer with them for things, I'm sort of reputable in my community because of my father and what I do. But that may not be enough for a jerk who wants to get me. I will have to probably do more to anticipate something like that. Thanks anon.

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My dogs wants 1v1

Pit bull.
No contest.
I'd you really think you could defend yourself adequately, you've seen too many b rate action films.

I've got a 40kg bull mastiff x bull Arab. I accidentally hot that fucker at about 70km while out pig hunting in my truck, got him square with the bullbar, and the cunt got right back and kept ruining like nothing happened.

Now before you say you could kill the dog, ask yourself if you can survive a head on collision with a 3tonne landcruiser.

...because the dog can.

>>719688757
I would worry about useless niggers going nowhere fast in prison more than the justice or political system..

>>719688787
dog looks like it has fuckin down syndrome.

>>719688174
That's terrible. All I can say is whatever you do to defend yourself, use all of your strength and don't stop just because the dog let go. Same with a gun, empty that clip because if the home invader is alive with medical bills, they can legally go after you and some have won.

You really have to give it your all when it comes to defending yourself.

>>719688787
Is that a boxer, how can you hate a boxer, they love too much.

>>719684782
No shit man... In a fight with any strong dog, esp a pit, its try not to get fucked up to bad and outlast the dog. You aren't just going to kill one of thenfuckers.

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>>719682096
I've had to face a rabid pitbull out in public once, I'm only 5'7'' and 135 lbs but luckily the dog was a girl so I fucked it thus saving a little girl that was almost attacked. All's well that ends well tbqh mia familia.

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>>719688018
My dog could eat your dog.

>>719688951
Would like to See him eating your face

>>719682096
Fedex Driver here. Was attacked by a pitbull last summer. Im about that size, no chance in hell. I'd say theres a 10% chance of you outlasting it and killing it but a 100% chance you're going to ER with life threatening wounds. Itll end you 90% of time. All these people saying soccer kicks, grab its jaws...LOL. When an animal wants to fucking kill you its literally on another level. Humans cant compete. Fucken deer will fuck ur shit up.

>>719688018
That ain't no pit bull

>>719684371
It's not a myth just a misnomer, they have jaw strength ten times most dogs so they will clamp shut but the jaw itself doesn't lock just feels like it

>>719689048
Nah bruh your dog ate too much

>>719684478
>rip its jaw off
You know that if a pitbull bites someone they need to use a metal bar to prize its mouth open enough? They have serious lockjaw, you're not getting it off. It can't release even if it wants to, it's a reflex. Even if you choke it you're not getting free until it's fully passed out.

>>719688709
You really think so? It just feels like in the heat of a dog attack, you wouldn't have the presence of mind to locate their asshole in all the frenzy.

>>719688787
dogue de bordeaux?

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>>719682096
>rip it's legs in opposite directions
perfect advice for if you need to pull a dog off of someone, useless if you have to 1v1 a dog thats trained in on you
>push jaws on opposing sides
in what situation do you have both hands free to do this?

your safest route is to kick the shit out of it as many times as you can, then if its still coming at you, then feed it a forearm, lift the front two legs off the ground, and go for the eyes/nostrils/ribs ASAP

>>719688657
Jesus, do you really believe that your hands are useless?

>>719687839
State appointed council is not law enforcement, they are literally taxes, and niggerish at that.

>>719689072
You should listen to that Joe Rogan podcast about bears. He goes hunting and he says that bears just do not give a fuck about you. Says they look through you not at you, and they're constantly sizing you up like "can I eat that? am I hungry?"

All you faggots are forgetting that were NOT at the top of the food chain because of formidable strength, or great fighting skills. Were at the top because we have the brains to get past that. Humans are fucking wimps in the animal kingdom if you're talking about what they can do physically. Thumbs are special but not that special you stupid fucks

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>>719689166
Nah bruh my dog is just a beast.

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>>719689402
so you are saying the modern man aka pic related hand's are any more useful in a wild animal situation than a Chihuahuas?

Go ahead prove me wrong

>>719689477
>humans are fucking wimps in the animal kingdom

we do have a physical specialty, we're the worlds best performing long distance runners. we're just not combat hunters.

>>719689398
>>719689597

>>719684478
the only actual method that could be used from the ones you listed its fucking his eyes up, every other answer is 200% retarded, it's almost impossible to rip a pitbull's jaw off, facts

>>719689184

>prize it's mouth open
>they have serious lockjaw

In addition to bring illiterate and retarded, you're apparently unaware that a pitbull is physiologically no different than a bisenji, boxer, or any other dog. They are all the same species...none of which have anything called "lockjaw". Unless they get a tetanus infection, which is another story.

tl;dr. It's a dog not an alligator

>>719684708
autism

>>719689682
Ugh, here we go again. Every fucking time, it always boils down to this fucking argument.

>>719682096
what about a flying lucha libre double kick by a muscular soccer player wearing cleats?
i fucking hate pitbulls

>>719689662
Yeah even if not 200 lol it is like ripping an alligators jaw off, you are just never going to be even close to doing it..

>>719689627

I would put an average horse up against the worlds best marathoners every day of the week.

>>719689820
newfag

>>719689912
>I would put an average horse up against the worlds best marathoners every day of the week.
he said LONG DISTANCE you fucking retard. holy shit

>>719689682
They really can't let go. It's been bred into them. Try prising their mouth open with your hands, but be prepared to lose your fingers even if you manage to pull its teeth through your flesh and out. Its mouth is going to keep closing down and your hand will be in its mouth.

>>719689152
You might want to double check that. They have pretty week jaw strength compared to other large dogs.

>>719690111
so we are evolved frenches running away from our problem before inventing a knife kek..

>>719684634

>6'0 185 lb beast of a white collar worker

There's your problem sir, small hands, small forearms, never seen an actual days of work other than sitting in a desk all day

>>719689912
Long distance is more like 50 miles. Horses drop off after a while and need rest, they have much larger muscles that require more energy. Human muscles are relatively small but are well suited for jogging/running. I think it's also something to do with us being completely upright.

>>719690315
no. we evolved into the worlds topmost persistence hunters. we chase prey until it exhausts completely.

horses can only go around a marathon's distance before it has to rest, while pretty much any able-bodied human can learn to run 60 miles non-stop.

>>719690700
>60 miles
I'd say like 30

>>719690111
>>719690367

Less than 1% of the human population is even capable of covering 26 miles at more than a walk/slow jog.

I would still bet on the horse.

>>719684395
Fatass

>>719682096
its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog
if the dog wants it bad enough, itll take you out, but, humans have the intelligence. if you just stop it from getting you every time it tries, youll be fine, but if you fail, youre fucked, and if you try and attack it while its down, you might be fucked anyway. tbh, dogs aint a big deal, just keep a cool head and remove yourself from the situation, and youll usually be fine

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>>719690700
yeah I saw that special on the discovery channel too.

>>719690808
noooo, you can be a normalfag and learn to run 30, it doesn't take a special physical ability to do, you just have to train up and do it, faggot.


50k people run the NYC marathon, old fucking men do it. Its not a particularly physical feat, its a mental feat. If you can run 5k non-stop you can train up to a marathon in a single year.

>>719682096
Fun fact about dogs. If you pull their legs outwards/apart from each other, it shatters their breastbone and kills them almost instantly. They're not flexible or designed for bending that way.

True story. When a dog grabs you and pins you on the ground, don't try breaking its neck CoD style. Pull its front legs apart.

Pitbulls are the nigger of the dog world. The sooner we cull them, the better - along with other dogs, like pugs, bulldogs and sausage dogs, all evolutionary defects with more problems than boons, bred for image rather than use.

Kill them all.

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>>719690700
you fucking make me sick and you mean you chase trannies until they exhaust and give up compeletely nowadays... you are not scaring any animal with your bare hands these days...

>>719682096
With debilitating injuroes, yes.

>>719691377
thanks for the tip if you are getting mauled to death you might as well try it

>>719690872

yeah, NOW, after thousands of years of civilization and agriculture and sedentary living

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>>719682096
easy. i am 5'8 155 pounds and i know i could win because i carry a knife every single day...use left arm to defend attack and stab that fucker a few times in the throat/face/underbelly and the fight it over especially depending in what type of knife you have.

you guys are fucking retarded. OP never mentioned whether or not the person defending had a weapon. i could have a glock or a fucking ar-15 for all anyone knows....

jesus fuck....

>>719692320
>>719687118

>>719692628
you do realize a knife has been the most useful tool practically of all time right?
you don't need it just for self defense...

really, you are fucking stupid mate.

Unless you're smaller than it (child or midget) you probably won't get your throat ripped out, but there's no way to avoid deep puncture wounds on your arms and wherever the hell else it decides to attack (which is often the damn face...try doing anything other than screaming for God's help with a crazed animal ripping off your cheeks and nose).
Most of the pitbull attacks I see involve some wigger getting the police to shoot it off his arm because he mistreated it like his childhood chihuahua. Sad really. Anyway, without any sort of outside help man vs. pitbull could really be a tossup. In a life or death situation the human will use teeth nails and dirty tactics to stay alive, so who knows.

>>719687118
I carry a knife 24/7.... I don't have autism. Then again, I carry a gun all day for work too so yeah. Just take a look at a benchmade. They make nice stuff

>>719693276
>knife for work
keep it in your truck so people don't call the cops on you for wearing it like some shit tier blue collar badge of honor.
>knife for self defense
literally bringing a knife to a gun fight. http://www.wikihow.com/Disarm-Your-Opponent it's SO simple to disarm, theres even a wikihow with pictures.

>>719684197
if the dog had latched onto my arm i would seriously be ripping their eyeballs out

>>719694426
if you are wearing a knife in your sleep you are seriously autistic or paranoid to say the least

>>719694426
acceptable.

>>719694481
where the fuck do you live? most people who work for a living (here in MI) use a knife. also, the area where i live most people OPEN carry a pistol. i don't open carry as i have a cpl, but most everyone does here.

this is no contest. as i said before OP never said anything about using weapons..

>>719694481
combat knives are still employed in all military operatives for a reason, outside of combat it's an invaluable tool, and inside combat it can be used in conjunction with firearms, or as a backup in case firearms are inoperable or lost. What happens if you want to cut a rope? You gonna shoot that rope, boy?

>>719695059
>blue collar badge of honor

>>719695287
You're not in combat, faggot. You're probably a construction worker or a farmer.

>>719695435
>badge of honor
No.

Using a knife for practical everyday purposes, yes.

wtf is so hard to understand about this?

>>719695614
You could just as easily store it in your truck, AND use it daily, you fucking autist. You don't have to keep it on your person at all times like a fucking edgelord, and you certainly don't have to spend an hour trying to prove to yourself and everyone ITT that you're doing it for "work purposes".

Whats so hard to understand about THIS?

>>719682096

What is the environment? Is there concrete or a large drop?

Is the man a nu-male or someone with balls?

Is the pitbull str8 up rabid or just pissed?

All of these matter

>>719695821
yup.

>go on hiking venture
>leave knife in vehicle
>hike 25 miles away from said vehicle
>need knife
>....

makes a whole lot of fucking sense now doesn't it? having it on your person (a simple pocket knife) allows you to save a lot of fucking time. hell, you might even need that pocket knife for everyday purposes..

retard.

>>719682405
>bash their head in
I've seen pits survive a headshot
Go for the throat you dumb fuck

>>719695821
come on moron. respond to>>719696289

please enlighten me as to how i am being an edgelord by carrying a simple pocket knife that NO ONE can see and it benefits me by saving me time....please do this.

>>719696377
for how long and what state is the canine in after being shot?

>>719696377
did it look like this?

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