>>719682096 It could go either way. I would personally keep it standing and try to knock him the fuck out with soccer kicks (Bing Pride if you don't get the reference, faggot) and eyepokes. If it went to the ground, I'd pull full guard and go for the tracheal tear, but if north/south position, it would be a quickest-to-bite-the-balls contest, and I would lose. > Thumb in the ass also works. No shit.
Try to grab bottom jaw with one hand, top jaw with other. Push opposite direction, dog is no longer a threat. Decently easy if you are able to get your hands on a powerful set of chompers, but that is another story
i think it's an interesting question, google says they only grow to be like 19 inches tall, 30-60 lbs or something on avg. theyre probably pure muscle also so i guess the strength could easily be underestimated
>>719684296 Lateral pulling, not up and down. The clamping force on those mouths are ridiculous, but the sideways resitance to force is almost non-existent. Dogs were not made to grind their teeth side to side. You silly cunt.
>>719683560 > try > if you are able Pittys range from 45 to 70 lbs. of pure muscle. I have a 23 lb. west Highland terrier and I, a 6'0 185 lb. beast of a white collar worker, cannot pry her little jaws open. Pussy pss denied!
>>719684546 Last time I got one of these (I know it sounds dirty but it isnt') I placed my middle finger on the pussy (it was female) and started doing gently up and down movements. After a while the dog started to move and had an orgasm.
>>719682096 Sacrifice one forearm and then use other thumb to jab it in the eye if he doesn't stop, jab it in the other eye till it's blind, if it doesn't stop then, Thumb in it's nose and push as hard as you can, tear it's nose, it will definitely let go then.
>>719682096 fought off a nigger neighbor's vicious 160lb rott when i was like 17. kicked the fuck out of it with my boots until it stopped attacking me. deff broke its ribs, last 2 kicks made it yelp and limp away.
I dunno man i've been attacked a few times by pits, the first time i must of went into shock because i just stood there like a retard frozen, i have two pits myself and they fight sometimes and the sheer force they generate when they scrap it's like a fucking aura you can feel.
Anyway all depends on if the man doesn't shit himself and goes into fight mode i suppose, 60/40 in favour of the pit.
>>719684933 I bet an orgasm. They tend to get orgasms easily. This one time I saw a bitch walking towards me. I gently placed my hand on the dog's neck. They you just turn the dog towards you and place your genitals inside it (remember balls). After that the dog will have an orgasm.
Its obvious the fags here have never seen a dog or any animal fight for its life. If a dog attacks a human with fear for its life u are in trouble i dont care how small the dog is. I owned all sorts of dogs and seen a lot of nasty stuff bit never seen s dog attsck human the way i see em attack other animals. Dog will easily eat the throats out of all these basement dwelling neck beards
>>719684933 I feel you, I had my nigger beaner's neighbor Siberian husky came at me and once I made a flex and stood my ground it fucking yelped and ran back and they were confused. Dogs are not wolves, never forget that.
Talked to a homeless man who fought off a pitbull enough that the pitbull would back off. Had a lot of scars on his arm, said he fought with his life trying to choke him and it didn't do anything. Most of what he did was pin him to the floor and knee his balls.
He said if he would of known that he would squeezed his balls from the start. He looked about 5'11 and kinda scrawny, probably from spending his begging money on drugs instead of food.
A friend of mine actually had a chunk of her arm torn off when her ex boyfriends brother's pitbull got "lock jawk" on her bicep. They were "rough housing" (so she says) and the dogs protective instincts kicked in and she attacked her. She locked on for something like 15 minutes while they tried to pry her off of my friends arm but the ONLY way they were able to get her to let go was BY her ex shoving his fist down the dogs throat and making it gag and thus release her arm.
She had to get cosmetic surgery to remove some skin from her thigh to close the gap, then had to do several months of PT to strengthen the muscles that have to compensate for the loss. My friend said when he picked up her jacket, this gigantic piece of her arm just thunked onto the ground and he threw up. Damn thing looks like a fucking shark bit her.
I have a pitbull. She's 65 lbs, and can drag me almost off my feet when playing (I'm about 190 lbs). But I know that if I so much as kicked her she'd run away tail between her legs.
It really depends on the dog and the person. A pitbull with fighting training is gonna kill just about anyone if they're told/want to. On the other hand, people trained to deal with highly violent dogs would probably be able to handle just about any dog.
>>719686299 It's important that everyone you know thinks you have that knife for your job, and as part of your job description. If you're on someone's bad side and they just wanna get back at you, they'll tell a cop about your knife just to screw you over. It's important everyone is convinced you NEED that knife for what you do.
My knife and box cutter is very worn from constant use. If your knife looks like a very worn and used knife, the cop will very well believe you on face value. It's stupid people show off their knives they never used a day in their lives, it means it's just a fashion accessory and not an actual part of their daily lives unless they just purchased it.
>>719686821 It also depends on your background, your social profile on how your dressed, and how you speak. If those three are met that spell decent guy, then yes, even thinking like this will still lead a cop to take it at face value.
I'm not a guy who gets stopped by cops, so I forgot to mention that.
>>719686703 >how to hang onto your outdated and insanely fallible weapon 101 only autists wear knives every day for any reason. inb4 that bullshit "work" excuse. keep it in your desk or your fucking truck, you white trash.
>>719687013 Exactly. But neither me nor my other friends were ever able to get a straight answer from either of them. The original post contains quotation marks because thats the story they told all of us. "Rough housing" for example. What kind of shit do you have to be doing to another human being, to make a dogs protective instinct kick in and want to physically attack you to defend that person? You've got to be flat out punching someone in the face, or something even worse. But you damn sure weren't sitting there "playfully shoving" the guy.
The bottom line from both parties was "she got bit by a dog and this is what it looks like". The circumstances change every time they tell us.
>>719682096 Iv done it. When I was 17 dog attacked me after owner didn't latch his gate properly. It but my wrist as I tried to punch it's snout. Resulting in my hand being in its mouth. I graced the base of the tongue and ruled it as had as I could while holding it by the ear. It bled to death. I only had a shredded left hand that req around 40 stitches... It was a terrifying experience.. But in short I think dogs are over estimated. This dog was a red nose American pitbull. Probably weight just under my own ... But I was overall much stronger than it.. The real threat is the teeth honestly that's it.
>>719687499 Aww so sad. He doesn't tare it throat out doe. And by the way op. Don't try and tare its throat out. That dog could pull you to the ground with its neck. And then it would kill you like an organic machine.
would never hurt a dog unless its a pit and i wouldn't even hurt a pitbulll unless it attacked me and i already knew the owner was one of those "pit bulls aren't evil, they're good dogs just trained to be evil yada yada yada" dumbfucks... you're an idiot if you don't think a pit bull is more dangerous than a fucking lab or golden retriever
>>719686141 >Honestly, I carry a boxcutter because of my job,
Same here, and I employed it.
There were some mexicans downstairs from me in an old duplex I used to live in that had a fucking completely untrained piece of shit pit. Fucking thing went apeshit whenever anyone walked by the house or, god forbid, came near the porch. They literally had to keep it chained in their bathroom at night because once the bars got out and the drunks started stumbling home it would try to tear through the doors and windows to get at them.
Well, one day when I was coming home from work those mexican fucks had left their inner door open and that fucking dog just tore right through the screen door and latched onto my arm. Had to stick a boxcutter in its neck. It lived -at least until Animal Control came and took it, anyway.
Got a bunch of stitches in my arm, but it didn't scar too bad or anything.
What the fuck is with all these over-powered solutions? It's a fucking dog, not a T-1000. Our ancestors could kill lions with wooden spears and we can't take on a dog? What the fuck? Kick the shit out of it.
>>719687993 You know, looking back on that, that is a good point. Money isn't relevant if law enforcement has an asshole trying to get you. But in my case, that's not really much relevant, my father was mayor, I know judges, I volunteer with them for things, I'm sort of reputable in my community because of my father and what I do. But that may not be enough for a jerk who wants to get me. I will have to probably do more to anticipate something like that. Thanks anon.
Pit bull. No contest. I'd you really think you could defend yourself adequately, you've seen too many b rate action films.
I've got a 40kg bull mastiff x bull Arab. I accidentally hot that fucker at about 70km while out pig hunting in my truck, got him square with the bullbar, and the cunt got right back and kept ruining like nothing happened.
Now before you say you could kill the dog, ask yourself if you can survive a head on collision with a 3tonne landcruiser.
>>719688174 That's terrible. All I can say is whatever you do to defend yourself, use all of your strength and don't stop just because the dog let go. Same with a gun, empty that clip because if the home invader is alive with medical bills, they can legally go after you and some have won.
You really have to give it your all when it comes to defending yourself.
>>719682096 I've had to face a rabid pitbull out in public once, I'm only 5'7'' and 135 lbs but luckily the dog was a girl so I fucked it thus saving a little girl that was almost attacked. All's well that ends well tbqh mia familia.
>>719682096 Fedex Driver here. Was attacked by a pitbull last summer. Im about that size, no chance in hell. I'd say theres a 10% chance of you outlasting it and killing it but a 100% chance you're going to ER with life threatening wounds. Itll end you 90% of time. All these people saying soccer kicks, grab its jaws...LOL. When an animal wants to fucking kill you its literally on another level. Humans cant compete. Fucken deer will fuck ur shit up.
>>719684478 >rip its jaw off You know that if a pitbull bites someone they need to use a metal bar to prize its mouth open enough? They have serious lockjaw, you're not getting it off. It can't release even if it wants to, it's a reflex. Even if you choke it you're not getting free until it's fully passed out.
>>719682096 >rip it's legs in opposite directions perfect advice for if you need to pull a dog off of someone, useless if you have to 1v1 a dog thats trained in on you >push jaws on opposing sides in what situation do you have both hands free to do this?
your safest route is to kick the shit out of it as many times as you can, then if its still coming at you, then feed it a forearm, lift the front two legs off the ground, and go for the eyes/nostrils/ribs ASAP
>>719689072 You should listen to that Joe Rogan podcast about bears. He goes hunting and he says that bears just do not give a fuck about you. Says they look through you not at you, and they're constantly sizing you up like "can I eat that? am I hungry?"
All you faggots are forgetting that were NOT at the top of the food chain because of formidable strength, or great fighting skills. Were at the top because we have the brains to get past that. Humans are fucking wimps in the animal kingdom if you're talking about what they can do physically. Thumbs are special but not that special you stupid fucks
In addition to bring illiterate and retarded, you're apparently unaware that a pitbull is physiologically no different than a bisenji, boxer, or any other dog. They are all the same species...none of which have anything called "lockjaw". Unless they get a tetanus infection, which is another story.
>>719689682 They really can't let go. It's been bred into them. Try prising their mouth open with your hands, but be prepared to lose your fingers even if you manage to pull its teeth through your flesh and out. Its mouth is going to keep closing down and your hand will be in its mouth.
>>719689912 Long distance is more like 50 miles. Horses drop off after a while and need rest, they have much larger muscles that require more energy. Human muscles are relatively small but are well suited for jogging/running. I think it's also something to do with us being completely upright.
>>719682096 its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog if the dog wants it bad enough, itll take you out, but, humans have the intelligence. if you just stop it from getting you every time it tries, youll be fine, but if you fail, youre fucked, and if you try and attack it while its down, you might be fucked anyway. tbh, dogs aint a big deal, just keep a cool head and remove yourself from the situation, and youll usually be fine
>>719682096 Fun fact about dogs. If you pull their legs outwards/apart from each other, it shatters their breastbone and kills them almost instantly. They're not flexible or designed for bending that way.
True story. When a dog grabs you and pins you on the ground, don't try breaking its neck CoD style. Pull its front legs apart.
Pitbulls are the nigger of the dog world. The sooner we cull them, the better - along with other dogs, like pugs, bulldogs and sausage dogs, all evolutionary defects with more problems than boons, bred for image rather than use.
>>719682096 easy. i am 5'8 155 pounds and i know i could win because i carry a knife every single day...use left arm to defend attack and stab that fucker a few times in the throat/face/underbelly and the fight it over especially depending in what type of knife you have.
you guys are fucking retarded. OP never mentioned whether or not the person defending had a weapon. i could have a glock or a fucking ar-15 for all anyone knows....
Unless you're smaller than it (child or midget) you probably won't get your throat ripped out, but there's no way to avoid deep puncture wounds on your arms and wherever the hell else it decides to attack (which is often the damn face...try doing anything other than screaming for God's help with a crazed animal ripping off your cheeks and nose). Most of the pitbull attacks I see involve some wigger getting the police to shoot it off his arm because he mistreated it like his childhood chihuahua. Sad really. Anyway, without any sort of outside help man vs. pitbull could really be a tossup. In a life or death situation the human will use teeth nails and dirty tactics to stay alive, so who knows.
>>719693276 >knife for work keep it in your truck so people don't call the cops on you for wearing it like some shit tier blue collar badge of honor. >knife for self defense literally bringing a knife to a gun fight. http://www.wikihow.com/Disarm-Your-Opponent it's SO simple to disarm, theres even a wikihow with pictures.
>>719694481 where the fuck do you live? most people who work for a living (here in MI) use a knife. also, the area where i live most people OPEN carry a pistol. i don't open carry as i have a cpl, but most everyone does here.
this is no contest. as i said before OP never said anything about using weapons..
>>719694481 combat knives are still employed in all military operatives for a reason, outside of combat it's an invaluable tool, and inside combat it can be used in conjunction with firearms, or as a backup in case firearms are inoperable or lost. What happens if you want to cut a rope? You gonna shoot that rope, boy?
>>719695614 You could just as easily store it in your truck, AND use it daily, you fucking autist. You don't have to keep it on your person at all times like a fucking edgelord, and you certainly don't have to spend an hour trying to prove to yourself and everyone ITT that you're doing it for "work purposes".
>go on hiking venture >leave knife in vehicle >hike 25 miles away from said vehicle >need knife >....
makes a whole lot of fucking sense now doesn't it? having it on your person (a simple pocket knife) allows you to save a lot of fucking time. hell, you might even need that pocket knife for everyday purposes..
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