Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Ah thought so, why don't you always post with it? Just too much hassle?
Well we all know Mako is pretty gay so I wouldn't put it past her.
It's all good, I mixed chara up with someone else after-all. Welcome to the threados. Nice to meet you
I wouldn't worry about it, it's easy to make mistakes like that.
I've done it before.
Time to Get serious!
Yeah, but you're super fucking gay so. You even suck dick, I'm sure.
It happens ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I'll do my best to distinguish you from the other anons.
Nah, I'll probably forget to post soon anyway. Or get busy
You too? xddd
We have been over this lots. Besides, what are you going to do if I actually say yes?
You should play a game with me sometime :D
There is a competitive mode
i forget there's only like 3-4 dicks you'll suck on the spot. so much less gay
That works great for me as I will do the same soon too
Such a lovely smile~
Pleasure is mine ^.^ it's nice to meet new people, i was expecting me posting here would result in a failure since i'm super shy.
Ah glad to see pretty much everyone here is gay too, it will surely make up for fun conversations.
Yeah, though it's always better to avoid it.
it's easy not to be shy in posts.
Also no, not everyone. I'm one of the few people that isn't gay here.
I forgot sucking one dick ain't that gay.
Gonna ride and get some food, brb
Mistakes tend to be a little unavoidable, that's why they're mistakes.
>I'm one of the few people that isn't gay here.
I mean, you'd know.
I do, heartless u.u
Bye bye~ Oh i'm sure i'll find a way to not be shy around you ^.^
i hate you
that sounds aggressivly lewd and i'm not sure how to feel
Dear sovereign blood scorge. Take the lives of these deprived souls.
But i'm so clumsy that i tend to make lots of them, you'll see what i mean with that.
Watch your steps, who knows who might be following you~
I am very conflicted about Popeyes
On one hand the food is great
On the other hand,a bunch of niggers work there and provide consistently terrible service. Just now:
>pull up to window to pay
>Uh how many pieces you uh want again?
>Was dat white uh dark
>closes window to grab food
>opens back up
>Uh wut u want to drink again?
>window closes again
>opens once more
>Uhhh wut wuz da side?
Sounds like typical nigger employees.
Back from getting food.
After all I've done...
Watching my steps would require me to care, which is a lot of extra work.
So do a lot of people.
Yeah no I can't hate you now.
It's not their fault...they're acquainted with third workd's poor selection of foods, so when you say them to bring you stuff like tea it takes them some time just to figure out what tea is.
That was fast, don't you care for your safety though?
That's my way back in every time
I'd say I've got at least 3 uses left on it.
It's the internet, why would I care for my safety lmao? What's the worst someone could do, cyber bully me?
I do not believe my waifu is a zombie.
Oh right, i thought you were referring to a real life scenario though, but point taken, you're safe as long as you don't begin to trust dangerous persons.
Bye bye now~ Sorry but it's a bit late here, hopefully we'll meet again ^.^
I almost burnt my whole house to the ground because i tried to warm up a pizza with it's whole cardboard container, i thought the pizza wou've been ready before the box catched on fire, i was wrong...as i said, i'm very clumsy, you'll see u.u
Like I said, too many new people ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I would say she doesn't look like one at least
Even in real life no one can do anything to me, so.
Take care. You're an odd one.
Exactly my point!
They rpobably pitty the niggers and that's why they give them jobs
Hands off shes mine
I don't know much about her besides that she's dumb and cute and it's pretty great. And she sings.
This image is literally what made me fall in love with her. It describes her personality.
>not knowing about your waifu
the fuck is wrong with you anon
Well the other waifu I wanted was already taken, so I used the only other animu girl I liked the personality of.
Yeah, a true qt as fuck. The girl that voice acts her is just as dumb, it's pretty great.
You could probably trade on it for the whole time you know me, to be honest. We'll get married and you'll be there shouting "LOOK WHO DID THIS"
WHO DOES THAT?
Nahhh, all I did was give a little push. I'm sure makos lewdness did the rest. So cute, you already talking about getting married in public~
Hello everyone! hows it going all?
they're still in a bit of shock after a trump victory, give them a break!
It's going well. How are you?
Why squeaky snores?
Welcome to the party.
I despise them
*Has honey but an empty tea cup*
I'm a computer
Hello best girl
I don't have the source for any of my images
Why so sleepy, trips?
Decent, Trying to find something to do tonight. Pretty fucking bored. how about you>
Would you like another blanket?
It's cold tonight.
-sits up and blinkblinks against the sleepiness for a moment before trying to get up to fix the problem. Being tangled int he blanket, though, Sonata clumsily falls out of the cot and lands on the floor with a squeak-
-did not get enough sleep-
Then I definitely have to cover you up with this one.
It's red though.
Just been missing you for like ever. i tried to say hi to you a couple times but meh w/e no response
We need to talk
But I don't think I want it on thread
Got anywhere I can contact you
Yeah, sorry. I've got a bad habit of posting while doing something else, and getting more absorbed in the other thing and forgetting to check the thread again.
*sees sonata fall and puts down the teacup to help . Does not want to cause unnecessary trouble*
What is it about?
Well I do have an idea.
I have a discord, does that work for you?
I'll just sit on the end of the bed until you calm down.
*does not want the tea and instead wants the sonata. Wraps up in blanket with the sonata*
How long until we see "Rawr XD nuzzles you"
Find out on the next episode of Dragon Ball Z
>nuzzles kitsune chan
Shinoa claimed ',:)
You should wear a basketball cap~
Then how did you make such wonderful caps?
Why not grab a baseball bat?
It's just a bit of green tea, it tends to help me sleep.
Drinking anything tonight?
That is a huge jar.
Are you sure that isn't beer?
Bonfire Miku is comfiest Miku.
I don't think black people play baseball~
*has been wanting chocolate cake for a very long time*
*Follows you around with tea and German chocolate cake*
But they do
Takes both and eats/drinks
I can't tell you
Those are black hispanics
Who is Jackie Robinson~
You're not old enough to drink, ma'am
No no, She's supposed to sell other people's kidneys not her own
Says me, so it's absolute
She did it for a Klondike bar
Satan never lies~
I wanted to know if you truly loved her.
Nope. By looks, you're younger than me
You end sentences with tilde a lot I see
Getting lewd in here
Well at least it was worth it
Because I said so
If you wish to know why, refer to the previous statement
But you see.
Im not younger than you.
Smol smugs :^)
bbl getting ice cream from the store
I do not.
You're getting hawt, anon~?
She's kind of a butthole
Now I want ice cream.
>tfw so many beautiful waifus and i'm all alone on a friday night
That isn't a valid answer! I don't like it!
Oh. I see
we haven't found eachother yet
you must be ashamed of your waifu
Good. Cause I don't
You lewd in privacy?