Waifu claiming thread.
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>>719671279
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
I REINFORCED THE WALL.
>>719681428
Ah repost
>>719680699
Ah thought so, why don't you always post with it? Just too much hassle?
>>719681034
Well we all know Mako is pretty gay so I wouldn't put it past her.
>>719681335
It's all good, I mixed chara up with someone else after-all. Welcome to the threados. Nice to meet you
>>719681335
I wouldn't worry about it, it's easy to make mistakes like that.
>>719681464
I've done it before.
>>719681428
claimed
>>719681515
More so that I don't post much anymore, and when I do I forget ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
カラミチーマス
>>719681473
SHIELD IS UP
>>719681694
Time to Get serious!
>>719681529
Yeah, but you're super fucking gay so. You even suck dick, I'm sure.
>>719681665
It happens ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I'll do my best to distinguish you from the other anons.
>>719681680
Ohayo
>>719681293
new waifu is bote xd
>>719681848
Depends whose it is.
Claim
>>719681848
Nah, I'll probably forget to post soon anyway. Or get busy
>>719681851
You too? xddd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDIyajAbhUQ
>>719680831
Not funny!
>>719680919
We have been over this lots. Besides, what are you going to do if I actually say yes?
>>719681034
You should play a game with me sometime :D
>>719681335
There is a competitive mode
>>719681963
>>719681963
I mean, not much really
It'll be nice to know someone cares though
>>719681963
I'm not sure I want to.
>>719681921
i forget there's only like 3-4 dicks you'll suck on the spot. so much less gay
>>719681945
That works great for me as I will do the same soon too
>>719682341
Only one really, now.
>>719681473
Such a lovely smile~
>>719681515
Pleasure is mine ^.^ it's nice to meet new people, i was expecting me posting here would result in a failure since i'm super shy.
>>719681848
Ah glad to see pretty much everyone here is gay too, it will surely make up for fun conversations.
>>719681529
Yeah, though it's always better to avoid it.
>>719682427
Literally who cares
>>719682427
Gun mounted! Good to go
>>719681428
time to edge
Best type moon claimed.
>>719682427
it's easy not to be shy in posts.
Also no, not everyone. I'm one of the few people that isn't gay here.
>>719682391
I forgot sucking one dick ain't that gay.
Gonna ride and get some food, brb
>>719682427
Mistakes tend to be a little unavoidable, that's why they're mistakes.
>>719683292
>>719683292
>I'm one of the few people that isn't gay here.
Totally.
I mean, you'd know.
>>719681817
our lord, our liege
>>719682511
I do, heartless u.u
>>719683292
Bye bye~ Oh i'm sure i'll find a way to not be shy around you ^.^
>>719683476
i hate you
>>719683626
that sounds aggressivly lewd and i'm not sure how to feel
food
Dear sovereign blood scorge. Take the lives of these deprived souls.
>>719682341
Okay, bye
>>719683887
I hate you too.
>>719684030
Uh... What?
>>719683476
But i'm so clumsy that i tend to make lots of them, you'll see what i mean with that.
>>719683887
Watch your steps, who knows who might be following you~
>>719683935
show nerfbeard sum luv
I am very conflicted about Popeyes
On one hand the food is great
On the other hand,a bunch of niggers work there and provide consistently terrible service. Just now:
>order food
>pull up to window to pay
>Uh how many pieces you uh want again?
>3
>Was dat white uh dark
>white
>closes window to grab food
>opens back up
>Uh wut u want to drink again?
>Sweet tea
>window closes again
>opens once more
>Uhhh wut wuz da side?
>>719685157
Sounds like typical nigger employees.
Back from getting food.
>>719684279
After all I've done...
>>719684580
Watching my steps would require me to care, which is a lot of extra work.
>>719685734
Welcome back
>>719684580
So do a lot of people.
>>719685734
Yeah no I can't hate you now.
>>719685615
>>719685157
It's not their fault...they're acquainted with third workd's poor selection of foods, so when you say them to bring you stuff like tea it takes them some time just to figure out what tea is.
>>719685734
That was fast, don't you care for your safety though?
>>719686176
Thank you
>>719686225
That's my way back in every time
I'd say I've got at least 3 uses left on it.
>>719686282
It's the internet, why would I care for my safety lmao? What's the worst someone could do, cyber bully me?
>>719685615
Kyouko right on the money as usual
>>719686869
-hugs-
>>719686741
Is yours the zombie waifu? Or do I have you mistaken
There's a few new people and I don't actually remember which is which
>>719687113
zombie waifu is sanka rea you dipshit
>>719687113
I do not believe my waifu is a zombie.
>>719686741
Oh right, i thought you were referring to a real life scenario though, but point taken, you're safe as long as you don't begin to trust dangerous persons.
Bye bye now~ Sorry but it's a bit late here, hopefully we'll meet again ^.^
>>719686225
I almost burnt my whole house to the ground because i tried to warm up a pizza with it's whole cardboard container, i thought the pizza wou've been ready before the box catched on fire, i was wrong...as i said, i'm very clumsy, you'll see u.u
>>719687309
Like I said, too many new people ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>
>>719687462
I would say she doesn't look like one at least
>>719687494
Even in real life no one can do anything to me, so.
Take care. You're an odd one.
>>719687534
Exactly my point!
>>719687618
Tell me about her
>>719687693
About who, my waifu?
Is this shitposting?
Master Yi claimed
>>719685157
They rpobably pitty the niggers and that's why they give them jobs
>>719687808
Yes
Hands off shes mine
>>719688012
I don't know much about her besides that she's dumb and cute and it's pretty great. And she sings.
>>719688028
You really want to go to jail
>>719688239
Come on my dude! What made you fall in love with her and not another? That described quite a few anime girls
>>719688516
This image is literally what made me fall in love with her. It describes her personality.
>>719688239
>not knowing about your waifu
the fuck is wrong with you anon
fucking hell
>>719688745
That's kind of a funny thing. She seems quirky
>>719688840
Rize needs to stop leaving her gun around
>>719688840
Well the other waifu I wanted was already taken, so I used the only other animu girl I liked the personality of.
>>719688961
Yeah, a true qt as fuck. The girl that voice acts her is just as dumb, it's pretty great.
>>719686741
You could probably trade on it for the whole time you know me, to be honest. We'll get married and you'll be there shouting "LOOK WHO DID THIS"
>>719687494
WHO DOES THAT?
>>719689719
Nahhh, all I did was give a little push. I'm sure makos lewdness did the rest. So cute, you already talking about getting married in public~
Hello everyone! hows it going all?
-is tangled up in the blue blanket, warm and cozy, making squeaky snores-
Rea claimed.
>>719685157
they're still in a bit of shock after a trump victory, give them a break!
>>719691202
Are you okay?
>>719690585
It's going well. How are you?
>>719691202
Why squeaky snores?
>>719691352
Welcome to the party.
>>719689157
Tell me about yourself then
Hello /waifu/
>>719691478
source
>>719691473
-yawns and stretches under the blanket-
>>719691478
-is sleepy-
>>719691352
I despise them
>>719691202
*Has honey but an empty tea cup*
>>719691525
Hello Ferris
>>719691523
I'm a computer
>>719691525
Hello best girl
>>719691749
I don't have the source for any of my images
>>719691777
Why so sleepy, trips?
>>719691478
Decent, Trying to find something to do tonight. Pretty fucking bored. how about you>
>>719692152
Stop all the downloadin
>>719691777
Would you like another blanket?
It's cold tonight.
>>719691887
-sits up and blinkblinks against the sleepiness for a moment before trying to get up to fix the problem. Being tangled int he blanket, though, Sonata clumsily falls out of the cot and lands on the floor with a squeak-
>>719692152
-did not get enough sleep-
>>719692400
-is afraid you're trying to take his blue blanket and hides it-
>>719692516
Then I definitely have to cover you up with this one.
It's red though.
>>719692337
Hio. How're you?
>>719692788
Just been missing you for like ever. i tried to say hi to you a couple times but meh w/e no response
>>719692708
-is frightened and hides under the cot-
>>719690130
We need to talk
But I don't think I want it on thread
Got anywhere I can contact you
>>719692872
Yeah, sorry. I've got a bad habit of posting while doing something else, and getting more absorbed in the other thing and forgetting to check the thread again.
>>719693113
Well its good to see you!
>>719692415
*sees sonata fall and puts down the teacup to help . Does not want to cause unnecessary trouble*
>>719692886
What is it about?
Well I do have an idea.
I have a discord, does that work for you?
>>719692874
I'll just sit on the end of the bed until you calm down.
>>719691202
HOOOT
>>719693631
What kind of tea?
>>719693631
>>719693259
-looks up at you and feels bad he's taking so long to get your tea- ;.;
>>719693472
-tries to escape out the other side-
>>719693736
-hears owls-
>>719693762
*does not want the tea and instead wants the sonata. Wraps up in blanket with the sonata*
How long until we see "Rawr XD nuzzles you"
Find out on the next episode of Dragon Ball Z
>>719693817
its a mating call
-lights up some candles-
>>719693941
-wanders off to get you tea-
>>719693955
-looks out the window and squeaks happily; the owls found love- <3
>>719693631
>>719693945
Rawr X3
>nuzzles kitsune chan
Shinoa claimed ',:)
>>719693472
Jenas#0095
>>719693631
>>719694091
-glares at your window with rape eyes-
>>719694304
._. -ducks and hides below the windowsill-
>>719694166
>>719694447
-licks the window shaping a heart-
>>719693945
>On the next episode of ____
Nothing will ever top Kouji Kabuto Dies in Lava!
>>719694159
God damn it
>>719694695
>nya intensifies
>>719694091
*pouts in the corner*
>>719691887
You should wear a basketball cap~
>>719692152
Then how did you make such wonderful caps?
>>719694823
Why not grab a baseball bat?
>>719694774
But that's not how it works...
>>719694798
-brings you tea with german chocolate cake- \^_^/
>>719694798
Pulls out of the corner
>>719693757
It's just a bit of green tea, it tends to help me sleep.
Drinking anything tonight?
>>719693761
That is a huge jar.
Are you sure that isn't beer?
>>719694158
Bonfire Miku is comfiest Miku.
>>719694292
Smugs.
>>719694547
No capital sorry
>>719694967
I don't think black people play baseball~
>>719695143
*has been wanting chocolate cake for a very long time*
>>719695164
*Follows you around with tea and German chocolate cake*
>>719695274
I dont know. Knowing Rory, it is.
>>719695419
That's oddly erotic... Who is she?
>>719695419
But they do
>>719695469
Takes both and eats/drinks
>>719695493
I can't tell you
>>719695579
Those are black hispanics
>>719695092
Says who?
>cute gif
>>719695274
Silly
>>719695419
Who is Jackie Robinson~
>>719695487
You're not old enough to drink, ma'am
>>719695419
No no, She's supposed to sell other people's kidneys not her own
>>719695700
Says me, so it's absolute
>>719695666
Satan speaks truth. They're from Cuba, the Dominican, and elsewhere.
>>719695700
A token~
>>719695850
She did it for a Klondike bar
>>719695902
Satan never lies~
>>719695666
Checked
I found out anyway
Why don't you want to tell me? Is the anime shit?
don ramon claimed <3
>>719696211
I wanted to know if you truly loved her.
>>719695806
Nope. By looks, you're younger than me
>>719695850
But why?
>>719696087
You end sentences with tilde a lot I see
>>719696087
>>719696403
Getting lewd in here
>>719696403
She had a nice body, a cute face and a dann sexy scar...
But those are very superficial things
Can't say I love someone I don't know
>>719696087
Well at least it was worth it
>>719696770
Because I said so
If you wish to know why, refer to the previous statement
>>719696770
But you see.
Im not younger than you.
Smol smugs :^)
>>719696376
You think you can have him fag? Í bet you cant even make him pay the rent.
Also BR HUE detected
bbl getting ice cream from the store
>>719696770
I do not.
>>719696787
You're getting hawt, anon~?
>>719696847
She's kind of a butthole
>>719696849
Now I want ice cream.
>>719697213
As long as you love her its okay I guess
Are you new or aber you switched?
>tfw so many beautiful waifus and i'm all alone on a friday night
>>719697213
Oh my~
>>719697581
You haven't found a waifu yet?
>>719697581
Where's your waifu?
>>719697188
>>719696849
That isn't a valid answer! I don't like it!
>>719696928
>
>>719697213
Oh. I see
>>719698275
Well you don't have to like it
>>719681428
>>719697791
>>719697818
we haven't found eachother yet
>>719695274
I was drinking some cherry cola. That's gone now though
>>719698779
That's just sad
Lewding in public
>>719698779
>ftw no cute anon
>>719699005
lewd me in private then
>>719699005
Where's Lewdvia when you need her?
>>719699005
>not
you must be ashamed of your waifu
>>719699545
Right?
>>719699105
are you a qt pi waifu?
>>719698555
Good. Cause I don't
>>719699005
You lewd in privacy?
>>719699721
Hey, back of
Aricu is mine
THE STRONGEST
>>719699545
I know I want to fap already
>>719700000
Well fuck my ass and call me a bitch