Tsar Katherine the Donovan here, to say...
I am the first to perform and record President Trump's First Inaugural Address.
I want to hear your rendition. I want to hear every patriot on /b perform this speech.
I am not average. I am way above average. I don't want the attention of 15 year old minors who shouldn't be on /b in the first place. Take your filth somewhere else, you sore loser.
And I have so much fun with the trolls!
Here's a based butt for you, /bro!
I'm not a retard, in fact I have an IQ of 162. It's a shame that you aren't Barry, I do miss him so. He's the best troll on 4chan, he is literally SkankHunt42.
Thank you, /bro! Here, hope you enjoy!
With every compliment you shall be rewarded! Thank you for being kind and positive, /bro!
I should get some! When my next chaturbate check comes in, I'm going to take a poll from /b and find out what you guys want to see the most and then gear up!
Why thank you very much!
Thank you! I'll be sure to take more!
aw how cute non anon was the best troll
go back to finger blasting your asshole for money
whats your chaturbate name?
i love your look. need to see more.
you're beautiful and you make me hard
OP delivers, OP is beautiful.
Please give me OP now. I want her.
OP, can I have you?
This has to be a troll job.
Monkey face, discoloured, dried up, gaping puss, shapeless ass...
Haven't seen the guy, but I'm going to assume "baby fat".
My question is why are you guys feeding into this shit?
And to whatever anon said "average": no, this is most definitely sub-par. If THIS is average in your country you have my sincerest sympathies.
Here you are! I'm hosting r/The_Donald's official Austin TX Inauguration Celebration, "Make Drinking Great Again!" at Barfly's in North Austin. If any Austinfags want to come, you are of course welcome! Come find me in the back patio and say MAGA!!!
Your tits look like they are the result of a male taking estrogen, your face is more masculine than feminine (not helped by the fact you slather red lipstick on like a cheap prostitute), you're fat and have no sense of humor. Your cunt is the only worthwhile thing on you and next to that is a disgusting balloon knot.
You're way below average, lining up with people who have deformities.
Okay folks! I'll be back on later tonight, most likely super drunk! GOTTA GO MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
you have the same smile as the clown from the movie It
Hmmm, they should know that I carry and I never miss :)
LOVE TSAR KATHERINE