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Tsar Katherine the Donovan here, to say... "First!!!&qu

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Tsar Katherine the Donovan here, to say...
"First!!!"


I am the first to perform and record President Trump's First Inaugural Address.

I want to hear your rendition. I want to hear every patriot on /b perform this speech.

https://soundcloud.com/katherinegehldonovan/inaugural-address-2017
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Trump did it better.
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>>719673945
I agree!
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>>719673766
You're nothing special. /b/ will tire of your haggard body eventually.
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https://soundcloud.com/katherinegehldonovan/inaugural-address-2017
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>>719673766
How did the fire start?
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>>719674119
I'm running for office in 2020. If I have based /b in my corner, I'd say I'm pretty damn special.
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>>719674071
you look happy as fuck, good for u
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>>719674276
This little motherfucker started it.
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>>719674356
Thank you! This is the happiest day of my life, and I've lived a very happy life. Joy!
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I've been waiting for you to post. You're just so fun to troll.
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>>719674487
I am not average. I am way above average. I don't want the attention of 15 year old minors who shouldn't be on /b in the first place. Take your filth somewhere else, you sore loser.
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>>719674575
Wait is this Barry?!?!?!?
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>>719674575
And I have so much fun with the trolls!
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>>719674706
No you retard
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>>719674356
Here's a based butt for you, /bro!
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>>719674796
I like your tits, thanks for showing them off so much
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>>719674807
I'm not a retard, in fact I have an IQ of 162. It's a shame that you aren't Barry, I do miss him so. He's the best troll on 4chan, he is literally SkankHunt42.
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>>719674967
Thank you, /bro! Here, hope you enjoy!
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>>719675090
Thanks, you have wonderful nipples.
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>>719674877
MOAR ASS
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>>719675220
With every compliment you shall be rewarded! Thank you for being kind and positive, /bro!
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>>719674877
You need a squirting dildo with holes like that.
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>>719674877
love the close ups
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>>719675237
https://soundcloud.com/katherinegehldonovan/inaugural-address-2017
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>>719675347
Red hair and pink nipples are a great combo
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>>719675359
I should get some! When my next chaturbate check comes in, I'm going to take a poll from /b and find out what you guys want to see the most and then gear up!
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>>719675453
Why thank you very much!
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>>719675466
Oh hairy also, well Im in love now
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>>719674470
You should sue him. And the plastic surgeon who fucked up your skin grafts.
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>>719675369
Thank you! I'll be sure to take more!
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>>719675648
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>>719674978
aw how cute non anon was the best troll

go back to finger blasting your asshole for money

sage
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>>719675466
Impregnate me themed shows when?

Make b great again
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>>719675517
Are you going to get bigger tits anytime soon or are you just going to dress to hide them better?
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>>719675610
I don't believe that child has any assets.
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>>719675466

whats your chaturbate name?
i love your look. need to see more.
you're beautiful and you make me hard
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>>719675823
dont listen to this guy, they look perfect already
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>>719673766
fuck off, sick of these trap threads. you should give up, you're always going to look like a guy with those features and sad 'tits' anyway
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>>719673766
OP delivers, OP is beautiful.

Please give me OP now. I want her.

OP, can I have you?
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beautiful ass .
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>>719675517
So how often do you post stuff because I would love to see more of you and would hate to miss out on it
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>>719674681
>>719674796
>>719674877

This has to be a troll job.

Monkey face, discoloured, dried up, gaping puss, shapeless ass...

Haven't seen the guy, but I'm going to assume "baby fat".

My question is why are you guys feeding into this shit?

And to whatever anon said "average": no, this is most definitely sub-par. If THIS is average in your country you have my sincerest sympathies.
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>>719673766
>>719674071
>>719674213
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>>719675911
Maybe if you like 12 year old boys
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>>719674681
>>719674877
>>719675466
pretty gross. do you at least fuck dogs? i cant fap to this.
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>>719675846
Here you are! I'm hosting r/The_Donald's official Austin TX Inauguration Celebration, "Make Drinking Great Again!" at Barfly's in North Austin. If any Austinfags want to come, you are of course welcome! Come find me in the back patio and say MAGA!!!
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>>719676231

Way too fucking frequently you cancerous fuck.
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>>719674681
Your tits look like they are the result of a male taking estrogen, your face is more masculine than feminine (not helped by the fact you slather red lipstick on like a cheap prostitute), you're fat and have no sense of humor. Your cunt is the only worthwhile thing on you and next to that is a disgusting balloon knot.

You're way below average, lining up with people who have deformities.
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>>719676231
Oh, I post every day just about. Usually once in the morning and once in the evening.
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>>719676042
TAKE ME! <3
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>>719676214
Thank you, anon! I grew it myself ;)
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>>719675911
I won't haha. I have no plans to get any plastic surgery, kek.
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Okay folks! I'll be back on later tonight, most likely super drunk! GOTTA GO MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
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>>719676593
So your in Austin right? Im just a few hours from there myself.
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>>719674071
Your nipples falling out
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you have the same smile as the clown from the movie It
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>>719676667
Don't come back. You make me vomit in my mouth.
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>>719676667
Do come back. You make me happy in my pants.
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>>719676858
You must be hideous
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>>719675911
DUBS OF TRUTH
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i wanna see you pee
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>>719676667
I would love to see you drunk as fuck
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Someone should slow up to this white trash post-ØP tranny's bar and rape and murder her and then perform their own camshow wearing her skin as a housecoat, MAGA!
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>>719677497
Hmmm, they should know that I carry and I never miss :)
LOVE TSAR KATHERINE
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>>719678392
>when women pretend to know what trump is about because they are desperate for attention
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