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he capp me

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he capp me
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Everyone below me is a nigger.
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I'm white.
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>>719672352
white dogge
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>>719672295
Not really

Perth is just Australia's asshole. I do not recommend anyone come here.
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>>719672380
wit [email protected]
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>>719672411
Eh, for shame. Doubt you would have wanted to deal with my drunk ass anyway.
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>>719672250
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cbf'd getting coke, we drinking neat toniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

>>719672479
oh yes meme character at me daddy
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I thought of posting something, but I'm not a nigger so I'm not sure what to do.
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>>719672558
Beautiful white pussy
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>>719672711
I too can post white pussy.
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>>719672520
I'm fine dealing with people
I'm just not kidding
Perth is the kind of place you retire to. It's nice, but there is nothing to do. It's the second most isolated city in the world, it has 3rd-world internet, there's no night-life.

Only reason to ever come to West Aus is for the natural shit we got like reefs and beaches. Even then, no need for Perth.
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>>719672771
Yeah, looking at travel sites, I don't see why anyone would vacation in Perth over Sydney.

I assume you were just born there and got stuck?

What's the most isolated city? Somewhere in Greenland? Russia?
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>>719672849
omsk
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>>719672768
>tfw you will never drink that glass of milk
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>>719672905
it actually physically hurts me
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>>719672849
Auckland, New Zealand. It beats out Perth by a tiny margin. Perth is 1300 miles from the next city.

Yeah, born here. Considering moving to America some time in the future, because housing in the smaller towns is so cheap. I could retire by 30
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>>719672978
What do you drink? Skim, 1%, etc. etc.?
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>>719673171
Just stay the fuck out of the Southwest, California included.

It's a fucking travesty down here.
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ill drink subbys white milk anyway
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Im too autistic to be a nigger.
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>>719673224
skim but I'll drink others

I also lowkey like lactaid
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>>719673228
It would be somewhere mid-west. There's a couple of good places with google fibre, low crime and cheap housing. Don't need the city life.
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>>719673333
I only drink milk from supple breasts.
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>>719673471
drink the milk from this supple dicc
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Why does cum look the same as milk?
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>>719673503
That's not milk, yo.
Not even relatively the same.
Look at a glass of milk and then ejaculate in a glass several times and tell me it's the same.
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we doing this?
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>>719673621
so dairy companies can turn you gay
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>>719673632
I like them just as much.

>>719673652
We don't HAVE to be but no objection here.
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>>719672250
>Im too autistic to be a nigger.
>too autistic
>nigger
Shouldn't autism already make you a nigger?
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Cum is white and creamy like milk, like shit it doesnt look the same.
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I got my rum I got my melee I got my genesis on the stream I got my guns

this is all a nigga needs
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Hey faggots, how about you quit bein so gay and post some fembois?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1NohJ3ZgSo

>>719673729
That won't give me the calcium that I need to sustain a strong skeleton for the impending skeleton war.
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>>719673823
she looks like shes 13 and from new jersey
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>>719673803
so if I came in your milk you wouldnt notice?
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>>719673828
check out this hot slut right here

>>719673845
>skeleton war
>not a race war
WHAT DO YOU KNOW THAT WE DON'T
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>>719673621
Because we drink it no matter what it is
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>>719673879
She's in her early twenties and half asian.
Close enough though
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I dont drink milk.
But u folks can drink dis dikk
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>>719673969
oh asian, that explains the chest
7/10 wifey, now post dick
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>>719674036
glug glug
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>>719673917
Everyone is a skeleton on the inside.
The strong will cull the weak. Brittle bones have no place in the new world.
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>>719674036
No, because we're all uggo and you're a pathetic virgin.
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>>719674076
nito pls go

cait I'm drinking straight from the bottle, I've been home like half an hour and I'm already dizzy
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>>719674153
you are becoming an alchohol, no one is gonna want ur disgusting semen if you keep it up
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>>719674211
that's fine I am the drinker of semen not the drinkee
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>>719674130
You just dont want me because im a virgin.
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>>719674153
Dude, stop criticizing me (as you were earlier). I haven't even been drunk today, and you're just being a fucking shithead.
You are literally the worst.
You are an alcoholic.
>>719674295
I don't want you because you're very annoying.
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holy shit cait are you watching genesis? Chillin is FAT

>>719674416
I WASN'T JUDGING YOU except for the cub porn kinda
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>>719674416
No, its the virgin thing, its biology which governs you yet you cannot grasp.
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>>719674037
What she lacks in tits she makes up in enthusiasm.

also; I like small breasts.

Kind of old, but whatever. I don't really take dick pics.
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incels creep me out
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>>719674416
I'm sure you're so superior.
lol Chillin is a fuggin chubmaster
>>719674559
I'm a virgin as well. Do even virgins naturally shun other virgins?
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>>719674712
You're not a virgin.
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>>719674622
your dick is lovely but we kinda frown on general camwhoring these days

I am not sure why I didn't mention that apropos your gf or something

I like dicks tho

>>719674712
dude it's shit like that that makes me feel good about myself like goddamn that's a bad look
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cait is a virgin nibi

>>719674690
>>719674690
>>719674690
>>719674690

>>719674622
small tits are the best anyway
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>>719674819
There's a reason I took my wifes down. My dick, I don't mind being plastered here, but I won't shit up the thread with female nudity.
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>>719674952
I mean it's camwhoring as a concept not the female nudity per se katia posts bitches all the time
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I think its getting to that point at night where I cant figure out what is and isnt a joke. Man I wish I didnt have autism.
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>>719674819
Chillin is now my spirit animal.
>>719674792
This is the part where you just say things to make yourself feel better or worse.
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>>719675050
your spirit animal is a fat sandnigger whose most notable accomplishment in life is getting publicly destroyed in melee?
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>>719675025
Is it camwhoring if I spam my dick?
Also it is camwhoring if I'm not doing it for attention?
I could just post gore instead.
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>>719675050
Isnt that a comic?
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>>719675191
I think camwhoring is just posting yourself in general, regarldess of which piece of your anatomy it is
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what inauguration hijinks did I miss
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>>719675339
Absolutely nothing, which is why I ended up here.

Faggot.
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>>719675156
It perfectly embodies how pathetic I am.
>>719675249
Hapless Adventurer. A bunch of two-panel things where the character goes to beat some monster or face something and things don't go well.
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>>719675468
but you're cute and that's what matters
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KATIA STREAM EMPIRE
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>>719675661
4 hours sure
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>>719675580
Apparently I'm always cute.
Roy: "you'd be cute chubby"
I still don't believe it.
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Gonna catch some Z's
See y'all later
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>>719675783
oh man idk if I'm gonna be up in 4 hours I'm already a few steps beyond buzzed

I-I'll try senpai

>>719675786
so I believe that about some people but honestly I think you're too tall, I think it wouldn't work.
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>>719675864
NO YOU STAY AND WATCH STAR WARS FAGGOT
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>>719675915
oh wait it's 3:40 not 3
I usually start at like 6:30 7
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>>719675974
ok I'll try my best to be awake and not too drunk before then

I started drinking basically the minute I sat down since the week has been long
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>>719675786
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Roy thinks anyone is cute, he even thinks IM cute.
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>>719675915
It definitely wouldn't work.
I'd like to see some examples of males who make it work. Being fit will just always be better, period.
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>>719675864
night you disgusting whore

>>719675786
you are always cute
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>>719676122
you are cute nibbles
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>>719676122
u r tho
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>>719676063
same, not the drinking part.
what u sippin nigga
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>>719676122
>>719676159
not as cute as me but what he said
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>>719675864
unlikely
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>>719676142
I mean that's a pretty cute boy there but it's also furry porn so

yeah fit is better but chubby is adorable and I like hugging bellies a lot

>>719676179
rum
str8
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>>719676249
maybe like
stop for a while
you dont have to drink the entire time
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>>719676305
I don't underrstand
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>>719676122
You definitely aren't bad as far as looks go, you just don't seem to have a great personality.
>>719676249
Yeah it's insanely cute.
Hugging rock hard MUSCLE is better, obviously.
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>>719676350
maybe stop drinking
it is a physical possibility
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I'll be back when Subby is drunker.
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>>719676406
Stop trying to snipe some drunk Julian.
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Subs,
You, me and whatever we have available to us. I want a chugging contest!
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>>719676393
I uh

I actually can't agree with that. I don't know if you know this but muscle is not that comfortable when you rest your head against it

I have more experience with both of these things than you do

>>719676399
if dubs I'll take a break until 730 julian time
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>>719676406
>>719676471
yeah, subby is OURS, stay away from our julian
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>>719676546
rerolling
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lol no dubs that's pretty rough anyway
evens keep drinking odds take break
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My standards for cute are actually quite high.
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>>719676612
omg
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thus spake the #s

>>719676618
am I qt
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I guess I'll stream earlier so julian doesn't murder himself.
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>>719676471
No.
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>>719676689
I have not seen you.
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