Perth is just Australia's asshole. I do not recommend anyone come here.
cbf'd getting coke, we drinking neat toniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
oh yes meme character at me daddy
I thought of posting something, but I'm not a nigger so I'm not sure what to do.
I too can post white pussy.
I'm fine dealing with people
I'm just not kidding
Perth is the kind of place you retire to. It's nice, but there is nothing to do. It's the second most isolated city in the world, it has 3rd-world internet, there's no night-life.
Only reason to ever come to West Aus is for the natural shit we got like reefs and beaches. Even then, no need for Perth.
Yeah, looking at travel sites, I don't see why anyone would vacation in Perth over Sydney.
I assume you were just born there and got stuck?
What's the most isolated city? Somewhere in Greenland? Russia?
>tfw you will never drink that glass of milk
Auckland, New Zealand. It beats out Perth by a tiny margin. Perth is 1300 miles from the next city.
Yeah, born here. Considering moving to America some time in the future, because housing in the smaller towns is so cheap. I could retire by 30
What do you drink? Skim, 1%, etc. etc.?
skim but I'll drink others
I also lowkey like lactaid
It would be somewhere mid-west. There's a couple of good places with google fibre, low crime and cheap housing. Don't need the city life.
I only drink milk from supple breasts.
drink the milk from this supple dicc
That's not milk, yo.
Not even relatively the same.
Look at a glass of milk and then ejaculate in a glass several times and tell me it's the same.
we doing this?
so dairy companies can turn you gay
I like them just as much.
We don't HAVE to be but no objection here.
>Im too autistic to be a nigger.
Shouldn't autism already make you a nigger?
Cum is white and creamy like milk, like shit it doesnt look the same.
I got my rum I got my melee I got my genesis on the stream I got my guns
this is all a nigga needs
That won't give me the calcium that I need to sustain a strong skeleton for the impending skeleton war.
check out this hot slut right here
>not a race war
WHAT DO YOU KNOW THAT WE DON'T
Because we drink it no matter what it is
I dont drink milk.
But u folks can drink dis dikk
Everyone is a skeleton on the inside.
The strong will cull the weak. Brittle bones have no place in the new world.
No, because we're all uggo and you're a pathetic virgin.
nito pls go
cait I'm drinking straight from the bottle, I've been home like half an hour and I'm already dizzy
that's fine I am the drinker of semen not the drinkee
You just dont want me because im a virgin.
Dude, stop criticizing me (as you were earlier). I haven't even been drunk today, and you're just being a fucking shithead.
You are literally the worst.
You are an alcoholic.
I don't want you because you're very annoying.
No, its the virgin thing, its biology which governs you yet you cannot grasp.
What she lacks in tits she makes up in enthusiasm.
also; I like small breasts.
Kind of old, but whatever. I don't really take dick pics.
I'm sure you're so superior.
lol Chillin is a fuggin chubmaster
I'm a virgin as well. Do even virgins naturally shun other virgins?
You're not a virgin.
your dick is lovely but we kinda frown on general camwhoring these days
I am not sure why I didn't mention that apropos your gf or something
I like dicks tho
dude it's shit like that that makes me feel good about myself like goddamn that's a bad look
I mean it's camwhoring as a concept not the female nudity per se katia posts bitches all the time
I think its getting to that point at night where I cant figure out what is and isnt a joke. Man I wish I didnt have autism.
Chillin is now my spirit animal.
This is the part where you just say things to make yourself feel better or worse.
your spirit animal is a fat sandnigger whose most notable accomplishment in life is getting publicly destroyed in melee?
I think camwhoring is just posting yourself in general, regarldess of which piece of your anatomy it is
It perfectly embodies how pathetic I am.
Hapless Adventurer. A bunch of two-panel things where the character goes to beat some monster or face something and things don't go well.
Apparently I'm always cute.
Roy: "you'd be cute chubby"
I still don't believe it.
oh man idk if I'm gonna be up in 4 hours I'm already a few steps beyond buzzed
I-I'll try senpai
so I believe that about some people but honestly I think you're too tall, I think it wouldn't work.
ok I'll try my best to be awake and not too drunk before then
I started drinking basically the minute I sat down since the week has been long
Roy thinks anyone is cute, he even thinks IM cute.
It definitely wouldn't work.
I'd like to see some examples of males who make it work. Being fit will just always be better, period.
same, not the drinking part.
what u sippin nigga
stop for a while
you dont have to drink the entire time
I don't underrstand
You definitely aren't bad as far as looks go, you just don't seem to have a great personality.
Yeah it's insanely cute.
Hugging rock hard MUSCLE is better, obviously.
maybe stop drinking
it is a physical possibility
Stop trying to snipe some drunk Julian.
I actually can't agree with that. I don't know if you know this but muscle is not that comfortable when you rest your head against it
I have more experience with both of these things than you do
if dubs I'll take a break until 730 julian time
My standards for cute are actually quite high.
I have not seen you.