*gotes tactically*

gay niggers from outer space

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feet

>>719659717
Judge me harder.
Especially for my bad eating habits.

oh shit fiction is on since he's been too inactive to get floated

he's gonna fuck this poor kid up fiction is amazing

>>719659862
are better than fucking furfags

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>>719659717
No, but she did eventually bring me freshly made cinnamon toast.

>>719659862
tfw no lando calrissian bf

>>719659881
I can't judge you for that since you're skinnier than me.

>>719659918
that's close enough

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>>719659810
>tactical corset
where's the tactical stockings?!

>>719660096
they're right there

with the garters?

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>>719659949
Probably not when I've had enough food, especially salty food that increases water retention.

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>>719660180
you are probably less skinny than me in the rare moments when I haven't eaten all day and you've just gorged on pizza

>>719660192
nerf

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>>719660135
that's a leg strap. the stockings and panties aren't tacticool enough!

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>>719660279
You can't nerf me

>>719660290
it's hard to make stockings all that much more tactical. They're probably ventilated or something.

>>719660335
nerferperter

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>>719659810
The fuck op
why am i..

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>>719660279
No, you could even have eaten; it wouldn't matter.
It's seriously bad. I am infinite at times.
Or maybe it's good if I'm interested in any sort of competitive eating.

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>>719660373
The one and only

>>719660409
asriel is oper8ing, but also he might need to ride a dick later

>>719660450
I mean that happens to me sometimes too.

>>719660462
SCRUFFY LOOKING NERF HERDER

>>719660409
Shit the humans are making porn I'm getting out

>>719660409
embrace it. it is your. destiny.

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>>719660511
O_O

>>719660619
this is the single ugliest gote picture on the internet

>>719660023
moar

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>>719660511
Whose scruffy looking?

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>>719660511
Happens to me like every other day since I'm fucking awful.

>>719660669
Fuck this I'm out now

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>>719659500
The lack of breasts is a great example. In most of the pics I've seen with his arms exposed, especially upper arms, the thickness at a glance is very much more aligned with how a guys arm would be as opposed to a girls. The snout and face feel overall more masculine than feminine (there's a drawing I used to have of the same pony drawn as both a male and a female, and the softer edges to the face gave a very distinct impression of gender in the female version.) The clothes is a weaker argument, but also does give off a very male vibe.

>>719659665
Not really a terribly hard thing to do.

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>>719660781
im so glad you responded correctly
the meme is complete now

>>719660832
you honestly do have the strangest eating habits of all time. I can't eat the ways you do, like the thought of it repulses me automatically.

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Goatse

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>>719660962
It's pretty hard when you're pathetic.
>>719660963
I kinda nullify any of the good habits.
Eating like shit right now.

>>719660962
I am only convinced by the breasts, is the thing. The arms are variably thick and slim depending because the artist's style isn't entirely consistent, and at any rate I have known more than a few girls with thicker upper arms than would be proportional to the rest of them. Also, dog faces are not innately masculine or feminine. It's a dog's face.

The clothes are irrelevant since white dog is supposedly genderfluid or whatever the retardation of tumblr says it is.

>>719661113
you could stop doing that

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>>719661136
I've tried many times.
Just not strong enough to stick to it.

>>719661245
Oh I thought you meant RIGHT now.

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Boiling hot butthole.

>peach puff is on
whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

>>719661245
have you tried a meal plan? only buy and eat what you have on the plan?

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>>719661271
I did, I just thought you meant in general.
Well, I'm almost done, so it doesn't matter.

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>>719661453
what're you eating? I just had a tuna melt and sweet potato fries.

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>>719661113
I dunno, I've seen some pretty pathetic people that aren't consistently intoxicated.

>>719661136
Referring back to a previous point I made, I would be completely on board with the "it's a dog's face" if it were just a dog and not an anthropomorphic dog. I wish I could find the picture I'm referring to so I could better get my point across.

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>>719661591
It doesn't have very many human facial features. It just has big anime eyes. The rest is all entirely stylized dog.

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Military Grade Anal Lube

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>>719661452
I have a dining hall meal plan, does that count?
I could eat healthy at the dining hall, but the cravings get me. I have plenty of money, so I just go out whenever I want.
>>719661591
To be fair, I'm not constantly intoxicated.
I've recently turned 21 so I'm uncertain as to what the future will hold. The food problems have been going on for a while, so I wouldn't be very surprised if it extended to encompass alcohol as well.
>>719661521
More of a local specialty that I always have.

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>>719661945
oh those nugget thingies

>>719660409
ah, cringe came.

ffs roleplaying is like the second most autistic thing you can do

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>>719662024
It definitely bothers me that saying the whole name of the food would provide an easy way for anyone to find out where I live.

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>>719661768
If I ever find this picture I'm talking about, I'll let you know. I'm pretty terrible at trying to get this particular point across.
I guess a good point of reference would be to see if this tumblrfag has female characters drawn as well.

>>719661945
>21
That's not a magical number. You could be 18 and think that. You could be my age and think it, you could think that into your 40s. No one is ever certain about what the future has in store for them, if anything at all. Doesn't mean you need to constantly think about that and not carry on with your life.

>>719662200
what's first?

>>719662208
conveniently for you, I can't remember what they're actually called or I would've just outed you.

>>719662258
Right, the artist's style as a whole is more important. I know what you're talking about, incidentally, I'm just not sure it applies here.

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>>719662313
Very well might not. In any case, white dog will probably forever be male to me. This genderfluid/neutral/queer/airbased/tempconditional bullshit is getting ridiculous.

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suddenly want deer

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>>719662542
anyone who claims to be something other than male or female without a biological intersex condition should be dragged out and shot

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>>719662258
I was just referring to the fact that I can now legally buy alcohol, so since it's no longer limited to whatever rationed bits of booze I can get from friends, I can't say what I'll do. My self control isn't the best.
>>719662313
Thank you very much for having a bad memory on random things.
I mean I doubt many people would bother to look it up, but still.

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>>719662636
I'm glad you like my awful memory. Just for you, I'm going to get shitfaced tonight and make it worse.

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>>719662619
Anyone who claims to have a feminine penis must have it cut off.

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stupid pretty boys

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>>719662714
but feminine penises are CUTE

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>>719662575
Have a Deer n' a beer.

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>>719662705
To be fair, you were going to do that anyway.
>>719662766
I like my men to be men.

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Its not gay if its fem penis.

>>719662828
Yeah but now it's DEDICATED to you.

That's just because you're a bottom bitch with a feminine penis.

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>>719662619
Hear, hear.

>>719662636
I can see how that might be an issue for someone with horrible self control. Can't help ya there I suppose.

>when a professor who scheduled an appointment with you sends a fucking tilde
jesus christ why

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>>719663015
>*Wink wink* little boy, come to my "appointment" alone.

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>Trump inauguration
>Gabe the dog passes away
Truly a terrible day...

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>>719662885
My penis is just all around pretty normal.
>>719662961
As long as I get drunk and nearly sick on a form of alcohol, I'm very likely to not have it again.
So I just need to get very drunk from most types of alcohol.

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>>719662808
very good

>>719660832
As a falco main, this is glorious

>>719663138
IT'S ALWAYS FEMALE PROFESSORS TOO

>>719663168
your penis is an adorable girlcock

>>719663219
as a fox main I like it too

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>>719663015
~~~

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>>719663219
You main gay niggers you slut.
>>719663254
Time to cut it off, then.

>>719663396
no, wrong. but that toy you bought is appropriate for it.

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>>719663171
Do like me sum deer boys.

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>>719663168
That just about sounds like the most faulty logic I have ever heard. I would counter argue, but I think you actually want to get alcohol poisoning.

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>>719663254
Shes going to get your dunk and hop on your dick. Shes probably old, single, used up and wants kids and you're her last ticket.
Hope you're prepared to be a father.

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>>719663470
who doesn't

MAKE

>>719663667
of course you have an appropriate image for this fantasy

>>719663781
AMERICA

GREAT

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>>719663755
Dirty brown people.

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>>719663464
It's just how things should be.
>>719663532
It only took about 10 standard drinks to get me nearly sick last weekend.
My friend does like 20 shots for fun, so I can't be that bad.

fuck combo broken

>>719663841
no penectomies allowed, cait
also it only took me like 6 drinks to actually throw up last weekend fug

its always his fault

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>>719663814
Human fantasy is an amusing thing. I do enjoy the murder-rape ones the best.

over the wall with him

>>719664043
I fantasize about stopping you from committing a murderrape, turning you to the light side of the force and then having tender affectionate sex with you

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>>719663933
You should get a penectomy you slut.
I'm glad I've never thrown up from alcohol.

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>>719663841
Hey, if you want to ruin your liver and life expectancy, by all means go for it.

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>>719663833
but y tho

>>719664145
but I like having my penis. And it's not like I'd replace it with a faux-vagina like trannies get, those things are gross and I already have a perfectly serviceable boypussy.

I've done it twice in my life now

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we must use him for labor

>falco strikes peach to dl
whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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>>719664100
There's no stomping faces anywhere in that.

>>719664303
no, nibbles, that's BAD. stomping faces is BAD.

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>>719664175
Living till your 90's isn't something to aspire to, in my opinion.
>>719664217
Boypussy isn't a real thing.
Don't be an alcoholic.

>>719664404
>Boypussy isn't a real thing.
what? Yes it is. it's right there.

I literally drink less than you do.

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>>719664211
Because they're yukky, duhh.

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>>719664462
The only kind of boypussy I know is what I've been posting.
Wow, LITRALLY? You appear to be intoxicated more than me, though.

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>>719664617
that's a boy pussy with a boypussy

and that's because I have no tolerance.

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>>719664404
Well, that's your outlook on life, then. Hope you've got deep pockets to sustain your alcohol dependency further down the road

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>>719664691
Not cats please.
I have no tolerance for your drunkenness.
>>719664800
Should be fine. I'm good now, and I should get a decent job with my CS degree, probably.

>>719664900
Well it HAS one.

also stop being a bigot

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>>719664421
Oh good, someone good.

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>>719664329
I dont care what you say, I like stomping faces REEEEEEEEEEEE

>winning the set off a stitchface and taunting
cancer

>>719664996
jesus /r9k/ chill

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>>719664942
No. Impossible.
I'm incurable. You still have hope.

You fucks are still alive?

>22 minutes of battery life remaining
>21 minutes of office hours left
race to the finish

>>719665137
I don't know why you think I have more hope than you.

you're still alive?

>>719665184
there must be purpose here since most of us keep waking up

>>719665184
oh jeez it's this guy

>>719665230
Kind of, yeah.

Too cool to quote posts?

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>>719665050
I always look at that board and thing /rk9/ the pokemon, I probably have dyslexia.

>>719665305
nah, just furfaggotry
arcanine a cute

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>>719665296
yeah
while you were gone i became so fucking cool

i dunno if i can even be seen talking to you right now

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What even is Nibi.

>>719665226
Because I'm very aware of my own faults and blunders and I can't see your mistakes and situation as clearly as my own?

>>719665383
that sounds literally correct

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>>719664944
i'm good?
since when

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>>719665353

>>719665367
While I was gone you probably became an adult too, in the legal sense.
It's been a while.

I jumped on /b/ to see what shitstains are posting about Dolan Chompsky and find you guys instead.

__

Any of you still have contact with HAL? I'm pretty sure he has my old avatar folder.

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>>719665471
Tell me all about how pathetic you are.

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>>719665553
that also happened

i havent heard from Hal in many years

>>719665563
I only have friends because of a video game that I'm not even good at and I spend most of my free time fantasizing about cocks and star wars.

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>>719665553
Pretty sure he got eaten by sharks

>>719665676
>>719665676
>>719665676
>>719665676

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>>719665501
Since Subby's not drunk yet and I'm sad that Gabe the dog died.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIP_l6a8n6A

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>>719665655
I don't have any friends at all except for my fucking roommate.
I think my deal with thinking about food is definitely worse than cocks.
Oh shit, is this a contest now?

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>>719665807
it can be if you want.

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>>719665879
Beer is a pretty chill way to drink.
I never realized in all my Jim Beam filled days.
Still don't like the carbonation though.

>>719665635
Shit. Oh well. I probably wouldn't be around long enough to use it. I have my own shit to deal with.

How's you, kid? Move on to Uni or did you drop out to fap in your parents house for the forseeable future?

>>719665676
Is that fucking Nef?
What's up, Drongo?

>>719666003
I like beer, a lot, but it makes me so fucking sick after I drink it.

>>719666026
>not going to university AND jerking off in your parents house
git gud

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>>719666026
there's nothing to come back to here anyway, i wouldnt bother

im in my dorm right now
just signed up to work on a film shoot for two weekends and been editing vidya for a radio station

and also fapping

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>>719666026
Not much mate

Got a second kid, moved house, crippled self.

wait, has drunky been gone long enough that he wouldn't have known about your second kid

drunky hasnt been here for at least 3 years

jesus h. christ I'm so old

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>>719666081
I finally looked at the price of the 40's today and damn man, that's some cheap shit.
Two fucking dollars.

>>719666248
Most definitely. I had been around for a while when she was born, and I haven't seen drunky since I first started posting.

>>719666323
for an entire 40? seriously? goddamn

>>719666334
time is gay

>>719666388
That made me audibly laugh really hard for some reason.

>>719666174
There's you, you stud.

Congrats mate. You're more involved than I was my first year, that's for sure. I spent my time getting drunk and fucking landwhales. Rise above. Focus on science.

>>719666203
Wasn't aware you had a first. My own first is due in July. Grats on the second.
I too, just moved house. Hopefully I don't have to do that shit for another ten years.

Crippled? Ebabolorate.

>>719666248
yes
>>719666290
no
>>719666321
probably not
>>719666334
Hi

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>>719666388
Some brands were 3 bucks, but the ones on the bottom shelf were two bucks.
My dignity somehow held me back and I got more good beer.

Anyway im out stay cute~~~~

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>>719666527
i'm not nearly enough to make it worth your while

so far ive done neither of those

>>719666533
Better beer = mild hangover

Not to mention superior taste

I don't even like getting drunk anymore, just like having a couple brews and getting a decent buzz on occasionally. Getting stoned is way better for most situations.

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>>719666527
>Wasn't aware you had a first
Wait really? Samjam is like 10 years old.

>My own first is due in July
gratz man

>Ebabolorate.
Spinal damage. Mostly healed now, left leg looks like it's going to be slightly numb forever though

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Stay drunk.

>>719666713
I can just appreciate a good deal.
Never done weed and probably never will.

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>Get beer
>Do this later

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>>719665776
oh, that's a little specific for what makes me "good". speaking of drunk i'm gonna finish my booze off tonight too
gabe the dog? like the meme one?

>>719666711
I still intend to drag your ass to an ELO show when they hit the U.S. again. Don't think I've forgotten. We were friends, Eisen.

>>719666757
>Samjam is like 10 years old
We never really talked about your personal life. Mostly bullshit about alcohol and the shitty club scene in Sydney and Melbourne. Also cats.

>gratz man
Cheers. Do you have any idea how fucking scared I am that I'm about to be responsible for what is essentially a little me? I still shiver thinking about it, and I've known for a month.

>Spinal damage
What the fuck were you doing? I'm glad you're feeling better, but ... what the fuck were you doing?

do me later

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Goddamn, I feel just about ready to murder someone. Why do children have to exist?

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>>719666839
Yeah, the borking one.

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>>719667033
you won't have to drag me

>We were friends
were?
WERE?

>>719667050
cause people like me can't keep our dicks to ourselves or be arsed to wrap them in rubber... or... lamb skin, or whatever the fuck they make those cock prisons out of.

>>719667117
ARE, THEN, YOU FUCK.
It's not like I've been around enough to maintain healthy relationships.
It's not like the relationships were healthy when I WAS around.

>>719661780
Well they do have that lube aimed at the gay community called "gun oil" that comes in a bullet shaped bottle

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>>719667180
i considered our relationship perfectly normal

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>>719667033
>Do you have any idea how fucking scared I am
Yeah man, I know. I was 16 when I got a girl pregnant.

>What the fuck were you doing?
Appears to have stemmed from a misdiagnosed vehicle incident injury.

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>>719667180
So do I have to murder you now?

>>719667254
I consider you perfectly normal.

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My days of grade and middleschool made me realize how id probably murder kids given chance.

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>>719667050
because they normally to grow into non-children at some point
how's it going

>>719667082
i have to say my favourite (and only seen) thing with them is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dIetQFw-n4

>>719667332
o-oh

hey drunky you got a bitch preggy?

>grade and middleschool

emoji_thinking.jpg

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>>719667344
My soul has left my mortal shell, but it's slowly creeping back to it now that the brat has gone to bed. How about you?

>>719667363
[spoiler]it wasn't a compliment[/spoiler]

>>719667254
And I considered my relationship with you friendly, despite it being flirtatious in nature and you were underage.
I don't consider that normal.

>>719667321
That's a little different. At least I have a form of self establishment to fall back on.
Can't imagine what you were going through.

So you... got into an accident, or drove your kangaroo into a rock or something, and they misdiagnosed it, and it became spinal damage?

>>719667418
I knocked up my wife, yes.
It was bound to happen, we fuck like monkeys that have unlimited access to Viagra, and we don't use protection. I'm just amazed it took this long.

I originally thought that if I were ever stuck in this situation, I'd become Coathanger Cave Explorer™, but I guess I'm stable enough to handle the idea of raising a kid.

The $500,000 USD price tag isn't looking so sweet though.

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>>719667584
t-thats fine

>>719667635
i mean yeah, there is that

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>>719667635
They thought it was just muscular. Gave me a few days off and sent me back at it.

It wasn't muscular, and it just never really healed

>>719667683
Regardless, I'm much less obtrusive, less drunk and you're no longer underage, so I guess we can have a normal relationship now.

>>719667332
Would you do me the favor? Preferably before my wife gets home.

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>>719667845
that would be lovely

despite not being able to imagine a less drunk drunky

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>>719667683
y-you're fine!

>>719667845
too big a risk considering the near-nothing payoff I get for it.

>>719667584
they really that much of a pain for you? not in general but the one you're talking about
eh, i could be better, today's not been a good day for me

>>719667806
That...
Dude, that fucking bites.
I guess better your leg than your arm or something, and spinal damage could be a lot worse, but.. still. Shit.
Think the numbness will permanently affect you?
Are you going to become one with your sofa?
CAN YOU STILL DRINK WITH ME WHEN I COME BACK DOWN UNDER?

>>719667887
Well I'm not exactly a bachelor rebelling from his parents with suicidal tendencies anymore. I've calmed down a lot recently. I mean, I still drink, but not nearly to the extent I used to.
It's more like a couple of rum and cokes when I get home from work or class, not taking a water bottle full of vodka and sprite with me to Uni.

>>719668003
You get the satisfaction of ending my life and the justification to tattoo teardrops on your face like a mexican gangbanger!

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>>719668161
"a couple of rum and cokes" pretty much entirely describes my drinking history

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>>719668161
Yeah. All it means is that it feels funny when I touch it, like I've been sitting down too long.

I also need to check it once a day or so to make sure I haven't cut myself or something. I might not know if I did and it could get infected. Basically gotta act like someone with diabeetus

Will be seeing a specialist next month to see what the future holds.

>>719668248
You should let loose more. Have you ever been genuinely intoxicated?

>>719668551
Dude... I'm sorry to hear that. I can't imagine living with permanent numbness. My legs fall asleep enough as is and I have trouble standing with the temporary problem.

Were you at work, or just driving, or what?

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>>719660096
artist?

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>>719668772
the first time i drank i drank an entire 40 and that bummed me out

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>>719668772
Just driving.

The numbness isn't total or anything. It's more like when I touch my leg, it's like it's someone elses hand

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>>719668022
I feel drained, exhausted and ready to fall asleep and just not wake up ever, so yes, he is that much of a pain. I was expecting to have a relaxing weekend of lazing about in my own company for the first time in a few weeks, but apparently my mom and sis had a different fate planned for me.

>>719668161
If I'm gonna get any kind of tattoos, they're preferably gonna be russian prison tats.

>>719668919
did they just drop him on you out of nowhere?

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>>719669034
yes

I'm glad I don't have to tolerate him 24/7, but it's close enough to that to make me remove myself.

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>>719669189
you couldn't just tell them (assuming you didn't) you wanted some time on your own?

>>719668919
so whos the brat? your younger brother? son?

>>719668885
>Cheap beer
Well there's your problem.

>>719668915
Damn. I was terrified to drive in Sydney when I was there, but I didn't see a single accident, despite everyone driving their cars like they're fucking go-karts or something.
So like your leg is asleep.
Too bad it wasn't your right arm.
Eh?
Eh?
Joking aside, does it fuck with your ability to walk?

>>719668919
Because you'll have been in Russian prison, or because you feel the need to express your creative tendencies with another culture for fear your own isn't unique enough?

also; when he wakes back up, give the kid like, a quarter cup of nyquil and mix it with his juice.
Is it ethical? Probably not.
Will it slow his ass down? For sure.

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>>719669354
other than that i really just smoke

even that i'm not really big on anymore though

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>>719669354
>Joking aside, does it fuck with your ability to walk?
No, it doesn't cause me any problems. Lower back is still not great though so I gotta be careful. No lifting, bouncing. Taking care at work

>>719669496
Tobacco, Pot or Amphetamines?

>WideEyedAnticipation.jpg

>>719669503
What do you do again? I want to say you're a casino dealer.

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>>719669587

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>>719669503
>no lifting or bouncing
poor wench

>>719669657
This ELO show is going to be a lot of fun.

>TheOnlyImageIHadOfNaotaSmiling.jpg

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>>719669587
That is correct.

I have also started going back to school. Accounting

>>719669667
Don't worry, we find ways

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>>719669711
excited already

>>719669657
Also that was my favorite line in the show.

>"Where is the device that speeds and slows the passage of time?"
>"Under the seat."

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>>719669776
probably the greatest episode of the series

>>719667635
post wife
also what do you do for a living?

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>>719669745
I'm sure you have a large playbook.

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>>719670026
The Nefel Sutra

>>719669745
Score one for Drunky's terrible memory.
I guess if there's any field to go into with your line of work. I assume you'll transfer to banking or something?

>>719669768
Shame they're only doing GB this year.

>>719669838
Nah, the interdimensional box one, by far. So many good lines in that episode.

"Satan! You owe me!"
"So I did what I always do in those situations.", "Oh lord."
"I got beat up at a Neil Diamond concert by a guy NAMED scrunchie!"

>>719669934
I wont upload her face, but I have plenty of nudes. Blanking out her tattoos just incase any of you sleuthy pricks decide to go on a hunt.
Give me a few minutes, they're on my old phone.
Currently bartending again, as my small business crashed after the E-Cig craze of 2015 died. Back in school for yet another associates degree. This will make two complete, and one half. (First, Law, Second, Computer Science [half finished]. Going back for Secondary Education. This semester I'll have enough credits to start student teaching and working on my Teaching Cert. I figure with the money and equity I put away and currently have, the wife working full time until the kid comes along, and the current cost of living in Arizona, I can get away with a teachers salary. Plus, it's something I always wanted to do but never thought would be a realistic option in this economy. Thank god for Arizona deciding to treat their educators a little better. This year, the minimum salary for high school teachers is jumping from 35,600 to 48,800.
After three or four years of teaching high school, I'll have finished my masters in English and I can move on to teaching Uni (Which is in dire need here,) pick up tenure, full benefits, a cushy 75K a year position, and just coast that out while I do what I actually wanted to do; write.

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>>719669299
I arrived home, as soon as I walked in, I was told he was coming over. I tried to tell him once I arrived that I'd like some alone time to relax, he didn't grasp the concept, but instead kept pestering me to play games with him he didn't understand in the least.

>>719669341
nephew.

>>719669354
Finland doesn't really have much of a tattoo culture. Closest to our own would be Russian tats.

1. I have no idea what that is.
2. I probably don't have any lying around.
3. I'd get my kneecaps crushed by my brother-in-law with a sledgehammer.

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>>719670536
if they come to lansing you can crash in my dormq

>>719670536
Once I can. Job has become a bit of a dead end, since they did "restructuring"

dorm*

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>>719670153
Where can I buy it?

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>>719670790
It is available at all good book retailers, in the self-help section

>>719670618
Wife and I will probably just get a hotel or something, but if we're dead broke at the end of the trip, we'll take you up on that.

>>719670635
That.. bites. So you can't advance any further than you have already?

>>719670609
It's drowsy cold medicine.

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>>719670939
Where do I apply for my internship?

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>>719670985
Basically yeah

They made a full half of the staff in the two tiers above me redundant

There hasn't been a promotion in over two years

>>719671114
That sucks. At least most dealers get tipped well. Is that the case for you? Or are you stuck with shit hourly and tipshare?

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>>719671079
Send your resume to [email protected]

>>719671168
No tips but good wages.

>>719671233
How do you not get tipped as a dealer?! That's a downright travesty.

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>>719671341
American dealers get like, $6 + tips

I get $27 + bonus on weekends.

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>>719670609
hmm.. that's pretty shitty to come home to. kids are like that, yeah, they just don't know or have developed enough brains to grasp what you mean. at least they're not being that big of a pain right now, right?

nyquil is just cold medicine that makes you drowsy, works really well for settling kids before bed if you use a bit.

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>>719670985
oh

>>719671544
yeah, now I've got some small measure of peace.

>>719671514
That's.

Okay that's pretty fair.

Granted I don't know which city you live in or the cost of living, but relatively, that's fair.

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>>719671852
Cost of living is fairly high, but for an entry level position it's still pretty huge

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won't you do me the favor, man

of a giving mind

>>719671760
hopefully it lasts long enough to not drive you to insanity. are they with you all weekend?