Judge me harder.
Especially for my bad eating habits.
No, but she did eventually bring me freshly made cinnamon toast.
where's the tactical stockings?!
Probably not when I've had enough food, especially salty food that increases water retention.
you are probably less skinny than me in the rare moments when I haven't eaten all day and you've just gorged on pizza
that's a leg strap. the stockings and panties aren't tacticool enough!
The fuck op
why am i..
No, you could even have eaten; it wouldn't matter.
It's seriously bad. I am infinite at times.
Or maybe it's good if I'm interested in any sort of competitive eating.
Happens to me like every other day since I'm fucking awful.
The lack of breasts is a great example. In most of the pics I've seen with his arms exposed, especially upper arms, the thickness at a glance is very much more aligned with how a guys arm would be as opposed to a girls. The snout and face feel overall more masculine than feminine (there's a drawing I used to have of the same pony drawn as both a male and a female, and the softer edges to the face gave a very distinct impression of gender in the female version.) The clothes is a weaker argument, but also does give off a very male vibe.
Not really a terribly hard thing to do.
im so glad you responded correctly
the meme is complete now
you honestly do have the strangest eating habits of all time. I can't eat the ways you do, like the thought of it repulses me automatically.
It's pretty hard when you're pathetic.
I kinda nullify any of the good habits.
Eating like shit right now.
I am only convinced by the breasts, is the thing. The arms are variably thick and slim depending because the artist's style isn't entirely consistent, and at any rate I have known more than a few girls with thicker upper arms than would be proportional to the rest of them. Also, dog faces are not innately masculine or feminine. It's a dog's face.
The clothes are irrelevant since white dog is supposedly genderfluid or whatever the retardation of tumblr says it is.
you could stop doing that
I've tried many times.
Just not strong enough to stick to it.
I did, I just thought you meant in general.
Well, I'm almost done, so it doesn't matter.
what're you eating? I just had a tuna melt and sweet potato fries.
I dunno, I've seen some pretty pathetic people that aren't consistently intoxicated.
Referring back to a previous point I made, I would be completely on board with the "it's a dog's face" if it were just a dog and not an anthropomorphic dog. I wish I could find the picture I'm referring to so I could better get my point across.
It doesn't have very many human facial features. It just has big anime eyes. The rest is all entirely stylized dog.
I have a dining hall meal plan, does that count?
I could eat healthy at the dining hall, but the cravings get me. I have plenty of money, so I just go out whenever I want.
To be fair, I'm not constantly intoxicated.
I've recently turned 21 so I'm uncertain as to what the future will hold. The food problems have been going on for a while, so I wouldn't be very surprised if it extended to encompass alcohol as well.
More of a local specialty that I always have.
It definitely bothers me that saying the whole name of the food would provide an easy way for anyone to find out where I live.
If I ever find this picture I'm talking about, I'll let you know. I'm pretty terrible at trying to get this particular point across.
I guess a good point of reference would be to see if this tumblrfag has female characters drawn as well.
That's not a magical number. You could be 18 and think that. You could be my age and think it, you could think that into your 40s. No one is ever certain about what the future has in store for them, if anything at all. Doesn't mean you need to constantly think about that and not carry on with your life.
conveniently for you, I can't remember what they're actually called or I would've just outed you.
Right, the artist's style as a whole is more important. I know what you're talking about, incidentally, I'm just not sure it applies here.
Very well might not. In any case, white dog will probably forever be male to me. This genderfluid/neutral/queer/airbased/tempconditional bullshit is getting ridiculous.
anyone who claims to be something other than male or female without a biological intersex condition should be dragged out and shot
I was just referring to the fact that I can now legally buy alcohol, so since it's no longer limited to whatever rationed bits of booze I can get from friends, I can't say what I'll do. My self control isn't the best.
Thank you very much for having a bad memory on random things.
I mean I doubt many people would bother to look it up, but still.
I'm glad you like my awful memory. Just for you, I'm going to get shitfaced tonight and make it worse.
Anyone who claims to have a feminine penis must have it cut off.
To be fair, you were going to do that anyway.
I like my men to be men.
Its not gay if its fem penis.
I can see how that might be an issue for someone with horrible self control. Can't help ya there I suppose.
>*Wink wink* little boy, come to my "appointment" alone.
>Gabe the dog passes away
Truly a terrible day...
My penis is just all around pretty normal.
As long as I get drunk and nearly sick on a form of alcohol, I'm very likely to not have it again.
So I just need to get very drunk from most types of alcohol.
You main gay niggers you slut.
Time to cut it off, then.
Do like me sum deer boys.
That just about sounds like the most faulty logic I have ever heard. I would counter argue, but I think you actually want to get alcohol poisoning.
Shes going to get your dunk and hop on your dick. Shes probably old, single, used up and wants kids and you're her last ticket.
Hope you're prepared to be a father.
It's just how things should be.
It only took about 10 standard drinks to get me nearly sick last weekend.
My friend does like 20 shots for fun, so I can't be that bad.
Human fantasy is an amusing thing. I do enjoy the murder-rape ones the best.
You should get a penectomy you slut.
I'm glad I've never thrown up from alcohol.
Hey, if you want to ruin your liver and life expectancy, by all means go for it.
but I like having my penis. And it's not like I'd replace it with a faux-vagina like trannies get, those things are gross and I already have a perfectly serviceable boypussy.
I've done it twice in my life now
There's no stomping faces anywhere in that.
Living till your 90's isn't something to aspire to, in my opinion.
Boypussy isn't a real thing.
Don't be an alcoholic.
Because they're yukky, duhh.
The only kind of boypussy I know is what I've been posting.
Wow, LITRALLY? You appear to be intoxicated more than me, though.
that's a boy pussy with a boypussy
and that's because I have no tolerance.
Well, that's your outlook on life, then. Hope you've got deep pockets to sustain your alcohol dependency further down the road
Not cats please.
I have no tolerance for your drunkenness.
Should be fine. I'm good now, and I should get a decent job with my CS degree, probably.
Oh good, someone good.
I dont care what you say, I like stomping faces REEEEEEEEEEEE
I'm incurable. You still have hope.
I always look at that board and thing /rk9/ the pokemon, I probably have dyslexia.
while you were gone i became so fucking cool
i dunno if i can even be seen talking to you right now
What even is Nibi.
Because I'm very aware of my own faults and blunders and I can't see your mistakes and situation as clearly as my own?
While I was gone you probably became an adult too, in the legal sense.
It's been a while.
I jumped on /b/ to see what shitstains are posting about Dolan Chompsky and find you guys instead.
Any of you still have contact with HAL? I'm pretty sure he has my old avatar folder.
Tell me all about how pathetic you are.
that also happened
i havent heard from Hal in many years
Since Subby's not drunk yet and I'm sad that Gabe the dog died.
I don't have any friends at all except for my fucking roommate.
I think my deal with thinking about food is definitely worse than cocks.
Oh shit, is this a contest now?
Beer is a pretty chill way to drink.
I never realized in all my Jim Beam filled days.
Still don't like the carbonation though.
Shit. Oh well. I probably wouldn't be around long enough to use it. I have my own shit to deal with.
How's you, kid? Move on to Uni or did you drop out to fap in your parents house for the forseeable future?
Is that fucking Nef?
What's up, Drongo?
there's nothing to come back to here anyway, i wouldnt bother
im in my dorm right now
just signed up to work on a film shoot for two weekends and been editing vidya for a radio station
and also fapping
Not much mate
Got a second kid, moved house, crippled self.
I finally looked at the price of the 40's today and damn man, that's some cheap shit.
Two fucking dollars.
There's you, you stud.
Congrats mate. You're more involved than I was my first year, that's for sure. I spent my time getting drunk and fucking landwhales. Rise above. Focus on science.
Wasn't aware you had a first. My own first is due in July. Grats on the second.
I too, just moved house. Hopefully I don't have to do that shit for another ten years.
Some brands were 3 bucks, but the ones on the bottom shelf were two bucks.
My dignity somehow held me back and I got more good beer.
i'm not nearly enough to make it worth your while
so far ive done neither of those
Better beer = mild hangover
Not to mention superior taste
I don't even like getting drunk anymore, just like having a couple brews and getting a decent buzz on occasionally. Getting stoned is way better for most situations.
>Wasn't aware you had a first
Wait really? Samjam is like 10 years old.
>My own first is due in July
Spinal damage. Mostly healed now, left leg looks like it's going to be slightly numb forever though
I can just appreciate a good deal.
Never done weed and probably never will.
oh, that's a little specific for what makes me "good". speaking of drunk i'm gonna finish my booze off tonight too
gabe the dog? like the meme one?
I still intend to drag your ass to an ELO show when they hit the U.S. again. Don't think I've forgotten. We were friends, Eisen.
>Samjam is like 10 years old
We never really talked about your personal life. Mostly bullshit about alcohol and the shitty club scene in Sydney and Melbourne. Also cats.
Cheers. Do you have any idea how fucking scared I am that I'm about to be responsible for what is essentially a little me? I still shiver thinking about it, and I've known for a month.
What the fuck were you doing? I'm glad you're feeling better, but ... what the fuck were you doing?
Goddamn, I feel just about ready to murder someone. Why do children have to exist?
you won't have to drag me
>We were friends
cause people like me can't keep our dicks to ourselves or be arsed to wrap them in rubber... or... lamb skin, or whatever the fuck they make those cock prisons out of.
ARE, THEN, YOU FUCK.
It's not like I've been around enough to maintain healthy relationships.
It's not like the relationships were healthy when I WAS around.
i considered our relationship perfectly normal
>Do you have any idea how fucking scared I am
Yeah man, I know. I was 16 when I got a girl pregnant.
>What the fuck were you doing?
Appears to have stemmed from a misdiagnosed vehicle incident injury.
So do I have to murder you now?
I consider you perfectly normal.
My days of grade and middleschool made me realize how id probably murder kids given chance.
because they normally to grow into non-children at some point
how's it going
i have to say my favourite (and only seen) thing with them is
My soul has left my mortal shell, but it's slowly creeping back to it now that the brat has gone to bed. How about you?
[spoiler]it wasn't a compliment[/spoiler]
And I considered my relationship with you friendly, despite it being flirtatious in nature and you were underage.
I don't consider that normal.
That's a little different. At least I have a form of self establishment to fall back on.
Can't imagine what you were going through.
So you... got into an accident, or drove your kangaroo into a rock or something, and they misdiagnosed it, and it became spinal damage?
I knocked up my wife, yes.
It was bound to happen, we fuck like monkeys that have unlimited access to Viagra, and we don't use protection. I'm just amazed it took this long.
I originally thought that if I were ever stuck in this situation, I'd become Coathanger Cave Explorer™, but I guess I'm stable enough to handle the idea of raising a kid.
The $500,000 USD price tag isn't looking so sweet though.
i mean yeah, there is that
They thought it was just muscular. Gave me a few days off and sent me back at it.
It wasn't muscular, and it just never really healed
Regardless, I'm much less obtrusive, less drunk and you're no longer underage, so I guess we can have a normal relationship now.
Would you do me the favor? Preferably before my wife gets home.
that would be lovely
despite not being able to imagine a less drunk drunky
too big a risk considering the near-nothing payoff I get for it.
Dude, that fucking bites.
I guess better your leg than your arm or something, and spinal damage could be a lot worse, but.. still. Shit.
Think the numbness will permanently affect you?
Are you going to become one with your sofa?
CAN YOU STILL DRINK WITH ME WHEN I COME BACK DOWN UNDER?
Well I'm not exactly a bachelor rebelling from his parents with suicidal tendencies anymore. I've calmed down a lot recently. I mean, I still drink, but not nearly to the extent I used to.
It's more like a couple of rum and cokes when I get home from work or class, not taking a water bottle full of vodka and sprite with me to Uni.
You get the satisfaction of ending my life and the justification to tattoo teardrops on your face like a mexican gangbanger!
"a couple of rum and cokes" pretty much entirely describes my drinking history
Yeah. All it means is that it feels funny when I touch it, like I've been sitting down too long.
I also need to check it once a day or so to make sure I haven't cut myself or something. I might not know if I did and it could get infected. Basically gotta act like someone with diabeetus
Will be seeing a specialist next month to see what the future holds.
You should let loose more. Have you ever been genuinely intoxicated?
Dude... I'm sorry to hear that. I can't imagine living with permanent numbness. My legs fall asleep enough as is and I have trouble standing with the temporary problem.
Were you at work, or just driving, or what?
the first time i drank i drank an entire 40 and that bummed me out
The numbness isn't total or anything. It's more like when I touch my leg, it's like it's someone elses hand
I feel drained, exhausted and ready to fall asleep and just not wake up ever, so yes, he is that much of a pain. I was expecting to have a relaxing weekend of lazing about in my own company for the first time in a few weeks, but apparently my mom and sis had a different fate planned for me.
If I'm gonna get any kind of tattoos, they're preferably gonna be russian prison tats.
I'm glad I don't have to tolerate him 24/7, but it's close enough to that to make me remove myself.
you couldn't just tell them (assuming you didn't) you wanted some time on your own?
Well there's your problem.
Damn. I was terrified to drive in Sydney when I was there, but I didn't see a single accident, despite everyone driving their cars like they're fucking go-karts or something.
So like your leg is asleep.
Too bad it wasn't your right arm.
Joking aside, does it fuck with your ability to walk?
Because you'll have been in Russian prison, or because you feel the need to express your creative tendencies with another culture for fear your own isn't unique enough?
also; when he wakes back up, give the kid like, a quarter cup of nyquil and mix it with his juice.
Is it ethical? Probably not.
Will it slow his ass down? For sure.
other than that i really just smoke
even that i'm not really big on anymore though
>Joking aside, does it fuck with your ability to walk?
No, it doesn't cause me any problems. Lower back is still not great though so I gotta be careful. No lifting, bouncing. Taking care at work
>no lifting or bouncing
That is correct.
I have also started going back to school. Accounting
Don't worry, we find ways
probably the greatest episode of the series
I'm sure you have a large playbook.
Score one for Drunky's terrible memory.
I guess if there's any field to go into with your line of work. I assume you'll transfer to banking or something?
Shame they're only doing GB this year.
Nah, the interdimensional box one, by far. So many good lines in that episode.
"Satan! You owe me!"
"So I did what I always do in those situations.", "Oh lord."
"I got beat up at a Neil Diamond concert by a guy NAMED scrunchie!"
I wont upload her face, but I have plenty of nudes. Blanking out her tattoos just incase any of you sleuthy pricks decide to go on a hunt.
Give me a few minutes, they're on my old phone.
Currently bartending again, as my small business crashed after the E-Cig craze of 2015 died. Back in school for yet another associates degree. This will make two complete, and one half. (First, Law, Second, Computer Science [half finished]. Going back for Secondary Education. This semester I'll have enough credits to start student teaching and working on my Teaching Cert. I figure with the money and equity I put away and currently have, the wife working full time until the kid comes along, and the current cost of living in Arizona, I can get away with a teachers salary. Plus, it's something I always wanted to do but never thought would be a realistic option in this economy. Thank god for Arizona deciding to treat their educators a little better. This year, the minimum salary for high school teachers is jumping from 35,600 to 48,800.
After three or four years of teaching high school, I'll have finished my masters in English and I can move on to teaching Uni (Which is in dire need here,) pick up tenure, full benefits, a cushy 75K a year position, and just coast that out while I do what I actually wanted to do; write.
I arrived home, as soon as I walked in, I was told he was coming over. I tried to tell him once I arrived that I'd like some alone time to relax, he didn't grasp the concept, but instead kept pestering me to play games with him he didn't understand in the least.
Finland doesn't really have much of a tattoo culture. Closest to our own would be Russian tats.
1. I have no idea what that is.
2. I probably don't have any lying around.
3. I'd get my kneecaps crushed by my brother-in-law with a sledgehammer.
if they come to lansing you can crash in my dormq
It is available at all good book retailers, in the self-help section
Wife and I will probably just get a hotel or something, but if we're dead broke at the end of the trip, we'll take you up on that.
That.. bites. So you can't advance any further than you have already?
It's drowsy cold medicine.
Where do I apply for my internship?
They made a full half of the staff in the two tiers above me redundant
There hasn't been a promotion in over two years
Send your resume to [email protected]
No tips but good wages.
American dealers get like, $6 + tips
I get $27 + bonus on weekends.
hmm.. that's pretty shitty to come home to. kids are like that, yeah, they just don't know or have developed enough brains to grasp what you mean. at least they're not being that big of a pain right now, right?
nyquil is just cold medicine that makes you drowsy, works really well for settling kids before bed if you use a bit.
yeah, now I've got some small measure of peace.
Cost of living is fairly high, but for an entry level position it's still pretty huge
won't you do me the favor, man
of a giving mind