Why do people automatically associate swords with autism? I have a vast sword collection, mostly Asian and Old Norse blades which seem to be the main issues, and I don't understand how this makes me autistic. I'm a virgin, yes, but swords actually make me MORE likely to get laid. I have had countless conversations with cute, cute girls in my classes about the weapons I own. I have been able to speak to women for the first time because they want to know about my Viking Sword, or my latest Bamboo handled Katana. I dream of meeting a girl called Anya so I can say "I own a Katana but I want a cute Anya", that is when I will lose my virginity. But I'm not autistic. I buy these swords to use as often as I can. I have many friends.
>>719650139 This. If you own a museum that has a sword exhibit because you have an interest in historical weaponry, that is fine. If all you ever talk about is katanas and such, and your first words to a girl involve anything about swords, you are an autist.
>>719648486 because 98 percent of sword owners are dumb retarded weeboos that think they can walk around and fight crime with the magic powers their sword gives them. 1 percent is actual collectors that admire the cultural and historical signifigance of them. 1 percent (me) wants an umbrella sword for defense against niggers. and a good knife or machete for home defense
now why for home defense you ask? i dont want my house full of holes. i dont want the ear splitting sound deafening me. and i dont want to miss and hit the nice old man sleeping next door.
oh and your shitty stainless steel piece of crap with a dragon on it isnt a sword. its a giant cheap knife unable to hit anything without breaking. you want and actual sword? put down that list of 500 samurai swords you want and look into more basic weapons. look at the claymores, broad swords, viking short swords, chinese butterfly swords. one or two katanas are fine. if you have 60 katanas and nothing else your a vain, shallow, anime believing, loser who will be sorely dissapointed when their cheap 10 shit stick breaks as soon as you try to "clash blades" with someone.
learn the weapons and learn how to use them properly or fuck off.
>>719652968 This is ground zero for autism. I hope noone ever does break into your house, because you will be shot. I wouldn't wish that on anyone. Still the mental image of you, running at someone with your stupid fucking machete ant taking a pill in the chest is amusing. I'm sure the nice, old man next door will be relieved.
>>719655443 trailer? wtf you talking about you do know theres a gas line in your basement right. mines to the left of the workbench. you know the big white pipe going up from the ground? oh right you probably think thats the tube your house uses to digest its meals so it can stay warm.
how do you think fuel goes from your tank to the furnace? magic pixies?
no im seriously worried if you dont know the location of your gas and water pipes. you do know houses have to be heated in winter or water pipes can burst right? and tree planted too close to the foundation can grow their roots, causing damage to your house.
be a responsible home owner no offense even intended.
>>719655266 It's not even just that they're poor. They have this whole gettup. -fedora half the time -expensive trench coat -I assume swords can be expensive They put in sad, autistic effort to wear black outfits, that in their mind look cool. Then when it comes to their feet they're like "well, I want to wear my comfy sneakers" AND THEY ALL DO THIS!!! I don't understand any of their... hobby, I guess you'd call it. But this chronic sneaker thing, to me, is the weirdest.
>>719655920 great give a monkey a grenade and watch it play catch. see how that turns out.
im saying that none of us have super powers. most of us can even fire a gun properly. you want me to protect my home with a gun?
guess what? im a terrible shot. practiced for years but i cant shoot for shit. im not gonna pray and spray my house to try and scare off some dick head if it means possibly hitting someone else or possibly my dog who would absolutely get in the way.
im not saying im super. im saying EVERYONE IS TOO STUPID AND INFERIOR FOR ANYTHING MORE THAN A SHARP STICK.
no one should have guns because no one in america is smart enough to use it properly. shit i still see people trying to sideways nigger shoot guns and have to tell them to hold the damn thing right. you want to give sideways shot jim some thing high powered and long range so his misfire can kill little timmy 3 streets down? or do you want to give him a knife and see if he can hold it for more than 10 seconds without chopping off his own finger out of stupidity.
>>719656026 Nigga-- you do know that between you, the floor and said gas line is enough material to stop a bullet, right? Only prefabs and trailers got jack shit for a floor-- so, indeed, you either live in a trailer or don't know fuck all about bullets.
>>719656943 If you acknowledge that you just want to chop things, don't think that having a sword makes you cool, don't talk about them like they'd be good home-defense to justify your hobby, and don't watch too much anime, we can be friends.
>>719648486 because its usually nerdy motherfuckers with what they think are "sword skills" they learned from anime who think katanas or japanese swords as a whole are "the best swords ever made" despite many facts that prove them to be quite inferior who own them and think it makes them dangerous.
people who have a real historical interest, or working knowledge based in fact tend not to weeb out nearly as much.
>>719656975 no there isnt enough to stop a bullet. theres half a foot of pink insulation and about 5 inches of wood. our floor is thin as shit. not to mention hitting the stove upstairs could cause a leak. if i shoot at the outer wall in the kitchen outside that wall is a couple propane tanks. the water heater is right next to the basement windows where people would break in.
hey if you know how to use gun and shoot it properly go right ahead i have nothing against you guys. but look me in the eyes and tell me that MOST AMERICANS know how to properly use a firearm.
personally i dont want any chance of having the burgler burgle a gun i have. that makes a bad break in much much worse when YOUR gun is out there with nig nog of the black bog using it to mug and burgle other people.
>>719657133 i have a knife and dagger under my pillow and matress for home defense? what else would you recomend?
cant buy one. not allowed, dont have the money or id buy a mastiff instead of a gun.
oh shit dog. i think dog might be the best actually. technically multiple dogs is the best fuck guns fuck swords the conquistadors had a mastiff that killed 33 native americans in 30 min. im going with that
Not sure you can make that call man... Talking to girls doesnt make you a pussy crusher... Come back when youve talked about your swords and its directly led to sex like 10 times in a row.
I swear in your first paragraph you had me on your side. Was gonna say "yeha man hobbies are fine and if you like swords you like swords. But lots of faggots do too so therell be an assumption. Sorry mang.." and then as you went on you started sounding more and more autistic.
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