Why do people automatically associate swords with autism? I have

Post OC gladius or gtfo

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>>719648486

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>>719649163

You have autism. Accept it op

>>719648486
>swords
>lose my virginity

/thread.

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>>719648486
>but swords actually make me MORE likely to get laid.

When your looks and personality are this bad.

>>719648486
>I have had countless conversations with cute, cute girls in my classes about the weapons I own

I guarantee that they were completely creeped out. Also, it's not owning the sword that makes you autistic, it's thinking that owning a sword turns you into some kind of samurai autism superhero.

>>719649163
That's not a gladius you nigger. That's some sort of Asian trash blade

>>719650139
This. If you own a museum that has a sword exhibit because you have an interest in historical weaponry, that is fine. If all you ever talk about is katanas and such, and your first words to a girl involve anything about swords, you are an autist.

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>>719648486
how fucking young is Trump in this, goddamn

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>>719651320
We're talking about swords

>>719648486
because 98 percent of sword owners are dumb retarded weeboos that think they can walk around and fight crime with the magic powers their sword gives them.
1 percent is actual collectors that admire the cultural and historical signifigance of them.
1 percent (me) wants an umbrella sword for defense against niggers. and a good knife or machete for home defense

now why for home defense you ask? i dont want my house full of holes. i dont want the ear splitting sound deafening me. and i dont want to miss and hit the nice old man sleeping next door.

oh and your shitty stainless steel piece of crap with a dragon on it isnt a sword. its a giant cheap knife unable to hit anything without breaking. you want and actual sword? put down that list of 500 samurai swords you want and look into more basic weapons. look at the claymores, broad swords, viking short swords, chinese butterfly swords. one or two katanas are fine. if you have 60 katanas and nothing else your a vain, shallow, anime believing, loser who will be sorely dissapointed when their cheap 10 shit stick breaks as soon as you try to "clash blades" with someone.

learn the weapons and learn how to use them properly or fuck off.

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nice thread

>>719648486
This is some pretty high-tier bait.
Congrats OP.

>>719653042
Concur, OP aint shit posting

Them Asians swords are pure autism, the only good swords are used for Deus Vult.

>>719652968
This is ground zero for autism.
I hope noone ever does break into your house, because you will be shot. I wouldn't wish that on anyone. Still the mental image of you, running at someone with your stupid fucking machete ant taking a pill in the chest is amusing.
I'm sure the nice, old man next door will be relieved.

>>719648486
People are retarded. It's the answer to most questions.

>>719648486
I didn't knew op his friends with pedo josh plz kys

>>719653042
>>719653168
It does seem like bait, and good bait at that. But shouldn't we still harass him? Just in case it is real? It's for his own good.

>>719653524
I don't own a sword, but I have shotguns and revolvers.

I would say for home defense sword would almost be better. It won't blind and deafen you like a gun will in the middle of the night.

I personally use a dog. My guns are in safe so that nephew or some girl friend doesn't blow their face off.

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>>719648486
this

>>719649284
ani-moo

>>719654307
Man, my father and family would have made fun of me so hard that I would toss that sword into a field.

Who are these people? Where's their family to embarrass them to save them from public humiliation. Seriously bad parenting...

>>719654307
This makes my stomach hurt.

>>719654366
Always the fucking sneakers.

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SNAPCHAT

>>719654668
She has less to be embarrassed about than the autists in all of these pictures.

>>719648486
>I have a vast sword collection
Stopped there, you answered your own question

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>>719653042

I get in a bait-y mood when I get rejected (pic related)

>>719653958
Having an empty gun to scare away intruders is better defense than a fucking sword.
Holy shit. You fucking people...

>>719648486
This have to be bait.

its the autism that makes you autistic not the fucking sword

>>719653042
Came to say this. Well done to the plebs who fell for it

>>719654898
this

>>719654789
Show those Princetonfags this bait you've created OP (if it really is you).
They'll let you in.

>>719654654
+1

>>719653524
how would i run at someone shit head?
do you know how small my house is?
at most you can only be 3 feet away from someone else at any given time.

i cant wait till you fire a round into your floor and hit a gas line.

or fumble with your gun and drop it

or the other guy gets your gun

you think the average burgler has a gun

bitch if they had money for a gun they wouldnt be burgling me

around here using guns for home defense has led to dead neighbors (one retard emptied a clip at point blank and missed every shot, hitting a woman in the next appartment)

one dumbass dropped his gun. the invader (who wasnt armed) grabbed the gun and ran. he probably loved that he was lucky enough to steal a gun registered to some dumb shit.

and one fuckwad (like i said) hit a gas line and died from the fumes the next night.

have fun with all of that dumbass. if i wake up to my house being broken into i hide behind my door and stab the guy in the back when he comes in. (with a knife. just a knife)

oh whats that you babble? he'll just shoot me? how? he didnt know i was there till i shoved a knife in his neck? bleeding out on the ground gurgling on blood hes gonna shoot me?

>>719648486
ITS TAP3

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>>719654654
I know, right?
I mean, you can tell even from one photo they are poorfags.

Flea Market buys on a Saturday with a bottle of Mountain Dew. This goes way beyond cringe.

This is the reason why

https://youtu.be/jb3UobSZl34

>>719654864
why dont i just paint some gun shaped wood black then fuckcrack

or have a water gun.

if they cant tell why does it even need to be real? if they can tell then why is your house being broken into in the middle of the day? are you a nigger?

Pic ruined your argument. Next..

>>719653958

>I don't own sword, shotguns, or revolvers, but I have a cactus.

>I would say for sword defense, a home would be almost better. It may blind and deafen you, but you can sleep in it in the middle of the night.

>I personally use 3-ply toilet paper. My dogs are in a safe so that girl friend or nephew doesn't bark their feces off.

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>>719655101
"Shoot through the floor and hit a gas line"
Nigga, you do know that most of us here don't live in a trailer like you, right?
Fucking white trash, man...

>>719654366
mixing sneakers with a cowboy hat? trench coat, and a naruto glove.....with a sword....

there is so much wrong with his fashion sense its almost impossible for him to not know how fucked he looks

>>719655311
I think you're making fun of me, but I agree with you. A toy gun is better home defense than a sword.

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>>719655292
>comments were disabaled for this video

>>719655441
what is this. i DONT UNDERSTAND
AM I STROKE NOW? WHY NO SENSE ME FOR MAKE IN. DICK IS FOR NOT WRONG ME TOO?/???/

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>>719648486

>>719655101
With your powers, you don't need a gun.
For we mortals it is sometimes necessary.

>>719655443
trailer? wtf you talking about you do know theres a gas line in your basement right. mines to the left of the workbench. you know the big white pipe going up from the ground? oh right you probably think thats the tube your house uses to digest its meals so it can stay warm.

how do you think fuel goes from your tank to the furnace? magic pixies?

no im seriously worried if you dont know the location of your gas and water pipes. you do know houses have to be heated in winter or water pipes can burst right? and tree planted too close to the foundation can grow their roots, causing damage to your house.

be a responsible home owner no offense even intended.

>>719655895
I own 2 Japanese antiques, but none of this fake faggot shit thats being posted here.

>>719655537
i have no response to that
no joke
no insult
i simply cannot put words into a sentence in response to the sentence you just formed

>>719655266
It's not even just that they're poor. They have this whole gettup.
-fedora half the time
-expensive trench coat
-I assume swords can be expensive
They put in sad, autistic effort to wear black outfits, that in their mind look cool. Then when it comes to their feet they're like "well, I want to wear my comfy sneakers"
AND THEY ALL DO THIS!!!
I don't understand any of their... hobby, I guess you'd call it. But this chronic sneaker thing, to me, is the weirdest.

>>719655441
This.

>>719655465
Don't call it "fashion sense" faggot.

>>719655920
great give a monkey a grenade and watch it play catch. see how that turns out.

im saying that none of us have super powers. most of us can even fire a gun properly. you want me to protect my home with a gun?

guess what? im a terrible shot. practiced for years but i cant shoot for shit. im not gonna pray and spray my house to try and scare off some dick head if it means possibly hitting someone else or possibly my dog who would absolutely get in the way.

im not saying im super. im saying EVERYONE IS TOO STUPID AND INFERIOR FOR ANYTHING MORE THAN A SHARP STICK.

no one should have guns because no one in america is smart enough to use it properly. shit i still see people trying to sideways nigger shoot guns and have to tell them to hold the damn thing right. you want to give sideways shot jim some thing high powered and long range so his misfire can kill little timmy 3 streets down? or do you want to give him a knife and see if he can hold it for more than 10 seconds without chopping off his own finger out of stupidity.

>>719656132
he means because you'd have a better chance scaring someone off with something they think is a gun, than with trying to be a knife fighter like steven segal or something.

>>719656132
That's because you're stupid.

>>719656332
is it bad if i have the sword, but dont pull any weird hat long coat shit? cant i just swing sharp objects at other things without being called an autist. i just wanna chop things.

>>719656719
I don't like you.

>>719656026
Nigga-- you do know that between you, the floor and said gas line is enough material to stop a bullet, right?
Only prefabs and trailers got jack shit for a floor-- so, indeed, you either live in a trailer or don't know fuck all about bullets.

>>719656627
WHAT DO YOU CALL IT YOU OGRE FACED BARBARIAN.

I BET YOU WEAR CROCS WITH SOCKS AND RAINBOW SUITS.

>>719656943
If you acknowledge that you just want to chop things, don't think that having a sword makes you cool, don't talk about them like they'd be good home-defense to justify your hobby, and don't watch too much anime, we can be friends.

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>>719648486
>I have many friends.
so glad you came here, to /b/, to tell us you're totally not autistic and totally have friends

you can totally measure a guy's dick by his truck and measure his autism in swords

>>719657064
Sometimes crocs and rainbow suits go well together.
Please don't yell at me.

>>719655441
kek

>>719648486
because its usually nerdy motherfuckers with what they think are "sword skills" they learned from anime who think katanas or japanese swords as a whole are "the best swords ever made" despite many facts that prove them to be quite inferior who own them and think it makes them dangerous.

people who have a real historical interest, or working knowledge based in fact tend not to weeb out nearly as much.

>>719656975
no there isnt enough to stop a bullet. theres half a foot of pink insulation and about 5 inches of wood. our floor is thin as shit. not to mention hitting the stove upstairs could cause a leak. if i shoot at the outer wall in the kitchen outside that wall is a couple propane tanks. the water heater is right next to the basement windows where people would break in.

hey if you know how to use gun and shoot it properly go right ahead i have nothing against you guys. but look me in the eyes and tell me that MOST AMERICANS know how to properly use a firearm.

personally i dont want any chance of having the burgler burgle a gun i have. that makes a bad break in much much worse when YOUR gun is out there with nig nog of the black bog using it to mug and burgle other people.

>>719654961
It's just the normalfags who flood in to shitpost about politics here. It should be stopping any time now. Until then, happy baiting I guess... baiting has never been easier

>>719653022
I kind of want to know what he says at the end, but at the same time, I don't think the cringe would be worth it.

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>>719648486
nice pasta

>>719657133
i have a knife and dagger under my pillow and matress for home defense? what else would you recomend?

inb4 gun

cant buy one. not allowed, dont have the money or id buy a mastiff instead of a gun.

oh shit dog.
i think dog might be the best actually.
technically multiple dogs is the best
fuck guns
fuck swords
the conquistadors had a mastiff that killed 33 native americans in 30 min.
im going with that

>>719658372
Arm the mastiff with a .45 and a katana. Unstoppable

>>719658372
We can't be friends.

>>719648486
>im a virgin
>im more likely to get laid.

Not sure you can make that call man... Talking to girls doesnt make you a pussy crusher... Come back when youve talked about your swords and its directly led to sex like 10 times in a row.

I swear in your first paragraph you had me on your side. Was gonna say "yeha man hobbies are fine and if you like swords you like swords. But lots of faggots do too so therell be an assumption. Sorry mang.." and then as you went on you started sounding more and more autistic.

>>719648486
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOed-P0qmc8

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>>719655101
do you live in an apartment for people with down syndrome who drop their fucking guns while standing there?