tfw served in the first meme war
nef you're not high speed enough for these memes
Based furry prez
>>719645357
Honestly I just wanted to make a thread before that fucking fart guy
Jesus christ
>>719645368
I can't wait for trump to make catgirls real.
>>719645422
he's kind of the worst
Furry is the only thing white that liberals cant take away.
*Fart* in your mouth
>>719645254
the feels. the justified feels.
>>719645444
I hear he's already put the country 1 trillion dollars more in debt with catgirl research alone. What a time to be alive
>>719645515
Oh, you think they can't?
>How Can Literature Resist Islamophobia? One Writer Answers: Gay Muslim Furry Romance.
http://www.slate.com/blogs/outward/2017/01/13/the_time_he_desires_gay_muslim_furry_romance_is_a_book_against_the_trump.html
>>719645551
Thank you for your service, comrade.
>>719645552
God bless.
>>719645619
Its ironic, suck my dick.
>>719645749
You know I will.
>>719645619
Buy me a gay muslim furry romance book, SF
>>719645798
You dont want to because im not good enough for you because im a virgin and 3 inches.
>>719645821
I'll write you one, but - spoiler alert - at the end the non muslim furry goes full crusader mode and kills all the muslim furries.
>>719645855
At least one of those things is a lie.
>>719645855
pix plox
TFW you don't have breakfast before work, but then someone brings some bomb Tamales for everyone to eat.
>>719645892
1 inches*
>>719645892
I was talking to my sisters husband today. Apparently in Morocco all the muslims believed Michael Jackson was secretly muslim and people poisoned him so no one would find out.
>>719646043
You seem to forget I've seen it before.
>>719646058
That is actual cultural appropriation.
>>719646164
Are they appropriating white or black culture though?
>>719646283
AMERICAN culture.
>>719646317
Haha, good one
>>719646418
America has the best culture in all of recorded history, and I doubt any cultures that couldn't write do it better. God bless america, and heil trump.
>>719646497
>and I doubt any cultures that couldn't write do it better
what
>>719646595
Cultures that couldn't write don't have recorded history.
>trump's inauguration
>genesis 4 day 1
>friday night so I'm getting trashed
this is the best day of the year already
>>719646164
Well that means fuck-all since law says its 3 inches.
>>719646744
him saying it doesn't make it so. also his butt's hairy
>>719646640
I'm partial to ancient Rome.
On a related note, have you ever seen the Pompeii graffiti?
>>719646841
Rome is my second favorite, yes. I want a gladius almost as much as a lightsaber.
Yes. Some gay shit there tbh
>>719646787
Schrodinger's cock theory.
Can you see my dick? No? Well there is no proof it isnt 3 inches. (actually 1 inches)
>>719646970
it could also be a literal horsecock. We just don't know.
>>719646915
>I.7.8 (bar; left of the door); 8162: We two dear men, friends forever, were here. If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus.
RIP
>>719647026
Observer effect.
Its 1 inch unless observed. Its kinda like string theory but with penises.
>>719647150
string penis theory cannot be proved or unproved.
>>719647101
>tfw you'll never have an aulus to your gaius
why even live
>>719647150
This is going into the great book of nibbles wisdom
>>719647303
>>719647308
Penis science is pretty complicated.
>>719647308
>I.2.20 (Bar/Brothel of Innulus and Papilio); 3932: Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
>>719647609
I feel like you haven't done enough field research to qualify as an expert.
>>719647634
>II.7 (gladiator barracks); 8767: Floronius, privileged soldier of the 7th legion, was here. The women did not know of his presence. Only six women came to know, too few for such a stallion.
>>719645254
>Source: CNN
>News you can trust...if you're a cuckolded liberal.
Oh yeah, Dr McNinja finished. 2004 - 2013
RIP in piece
man I don't wanna sit here for another 20 minutes
>>719648434
No choice
Suffer
>>719648710
I could flip the table, whip my dick out, shove it in my boss' face and leave.
>>719648829
You're too lazy
>>719648966
I think that has more to do with a healthy fear of social ostracism and sexual assault charges.
>>719649023
Nah I'm sure it's laziness
This is why you'll never be a business mogul
>>719649103
>tfw will never be a billionaire because I don't grab pussies
>>719649150
You'll never be POTUS
You'll never champion the second meme war
>>719649242
Maybe not, but goddamn I'll fight in it.
ded thred
>>719649586
It's too early.
>>719645254
No. Just no.
>>719649760
Maybe so. I've never understood the timeframes for thread activity
alright bye
>>719649150
>>719650120
most of the gfur comes out closer to 5aGMT, they're probably at work right now.
>>719650349
>furries
>work
>>719647779
I dont engage in research I just study the theory.
>>719651647
Researching would surely aid your study though wouldn't it?
>>719651404
yeah, you're right, they've not rolled out of their parents basement to come out into the light of day and use the "family" computer in the den. how foolish of me to forget that furries can't possibily have their own lives and dreams or families of their own.
>>719651972
I'm glad that you've finally seen the truth
>>719652142
but trump said he's gonna get america off welfare and back to work! what'll all those poor furries do in society now? maybe i should start selling penis prints outside of home depot where _surely_ they'll all gather to find a days labor.
Gabe died :(
>>719652490
Maybe Katia can get you a job at Taco Bell
>>719652707
thats one of the very few nevers that im proud to have been able to keep so far.
>>719652663
Gabe who?
>>719653153
Gabe the dog
>>719653280
Oh, I was worried you meant Gabe Newell. He announced an incoming game earlier this week, it would have been cruel coincidence
>>719653456
it'd be about time, that nigga fat
>>719653705
He's not fat, he's just carrying the weight of everyones' hopes and dreams
>>719653788
maybe he should release hl3 and put them jawns down
>>719653877
amen. with all the hl3 memes, the rise of the post truth meme president is the perfect time to strike with a new release.
>>719653877
Well, he didn't say it wasn't HL3
Considering how big HL1 and 2 were in terms of impact on the gaming community, I don't know if HL3 could possibly live up to expectations though
>>719654038
1000 times this
>>719654039
it couldn't, since hl1 and hl2 aren't that good to begin with
>>719645254
You need to make your lies more believable.
>First find an obscure fact that is true.
>Something you can extrapolate a scandal from
>Say like Hillary Clinton spends a lot of time with Nancy Pelosi; Bill is uussually not present
>From that you can make the small jump that Hillary is in a lesbian relationship with Nancy Pelosi
>Pelsoi is a congresswoman from San Francisco; clearly one of the cities more famous for it's alternative lifestyle.
>You can even say they are both bi and have on occasion wife/husband swapped.
You see it's easy to create a believable lie.
For Trump.
Illegal dealings with his daughter's husband wouldn't be a far jump.
They are both business men.
Shady deals are often done behind closed doors
Now he is president
You can make that leap and fill in the holes where ever
Don't be lazy anon
>>719654404
that image is based on /b/ memes, dummy
>>719654099
>it couldn't
why not let the fans make the game, then? skim all the best HL2 mods from the market, wrap them together with the barest logical sense and release it as ep3, with single digit percentages to be remitted to each mod maker. it would revolutionize the concept and marketplace of mods and legitimize the modding community.
>>719654099
The HL games were great
>>719645254
Meme war 2 when?
>>719654465
that would be a hilarious shitshow. I approve.
>>719654470
They're merely ok.
>>719654404
ITS FAKE NEWS
>>719645254
kek the only meme today is this faggot screaming like darth vader at trump protest when he got inaugurated
vid related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYZvB6TM7dw
fappable.
>>719654537
A b b
>>719654620
that's an abstract kind of intro
>>719645254
>In a 2005 interview
I didn't realize that 2005 did interviews
pathetic fabrication without citation
>>719654537
You're merely OK
>>719654691
I agree.
>>719654653
down-b jump down-b jump down-b jump down-b jump down-b jump down-b jump down-b jump down-b jump down-b jump down-b jump down-b jump down-b jump down-b
>>719654825
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fu4--TTJA64
I hope every furfag gets a skin eating disease
meme
>>719654906
Didn't even watch but I know Relno is a fucking god.
>>719654537
it would line up with the shitshow that is the HL3 meme and this current culture war. it would line up with the cynical cash grab that is the AAA video game industry. it would line up with the "revolutionary" ideas that valve purports to embrace, while avoiding the wholesale mod marketplace shit storm that happened with ... skyrim (? i think).
>>719655053
It's actually on par with perfect dark. Shit like this is the reason I play melee. What a beautiful fucking game.
>>719655123
Shit like this is the reason I can't play Melee.
>>719655122
yeah it was skyrim that the whole catastrophe of paid mods occurred with. my skyrim loading screen was temporarily a parody image of bethesda and a bunch of floating dollar signs
>>719655228
just hit buttons faster my guy
>>719655253
But then I just side-b off the stage bruh
>>719655368
>sidebing off the stage
>not shortening on reaction to save yourself
do u even space animal
Furries must all die
>>719655452
I mean, I don't. Cause Sheik is just more fun obv.
The only thing I've ever really practiced is short hop double laser.
>>719655232
it was a shit move from bethesda, but if valve made a mod package as hl3, it would come off as a stroke of genius to the fanboys.
>>719655582
>not ledgehop double laser
>not doing it every time
>not yelling "THAT'S NOT SAFE" in your opponent's earhole as you do it to fuck up their edgeguard
>not memeing hard at all times
>>719655619
I think people would be annoyed with that, it'd come across as kinda lazy tbh
>>719655680
T H E M O O N
There are better things to do with your opponent's earhole.
>>719654954
and then would need skin grafts with embedded fur of choice to make them into their fursonas.
>>719655495
and then would be reincarnated as furries in another dimension where they were the norm and hairless apes were the weird fantasies.
>>719655789
Cringe.
>>719655782
this image still makes me uncomfortable
>>719655680
the mainstream _would_ be annoyed. it _is_ a lazy thing to do, but considering it would also finally double-tap this undying video game meme, it'd be worth it.
>>719655980
body horror... it ranks up there with snakes and spiders, man.
>>719655980
Get comfy.
I'll always have it ready to go.
I'm sure there's stuff you could do to make me uncomfortable me if you so desired.
>go to office
>no windows
>turn on lights, literally hurt my eyes
>turn off lights, can't see shit
alright guess we darkboys
thanks computer screen
>>719655983
It really needs to get over and done with tbh
>>719656140
snakes are cute and based
>>719656170
that image is good though, that's good fox
is there anything that makes you uncomfortable that doesn't make me uncomfortable as well?
>>719645254
Donald Turmp Wins!!
>>719656226
I have good taste.
Just keep pushing buttons until you find out.
>>719656179
well - i think spiders are mostly bros who generally eat insects, but god damn it they piss me off when they bite my loved ones while they sleep. ive even had a scorpion sting me multiple times in my sleep, the bastard. all that being said, its a common fear.
but raw TERROR is far more potent to get people to stop thinking.
>>719656420
I mean, yeah, except in melee characters. Fucking sheik mains.
I'd be pushing buttons if I didn't have to do office hours rn
>>719656439
I was just talking about aesthetics. Spiders scare the christ out of me but I love snakes.
>>719656522
Sheik did nothing wrong. Calm the hate. I've gotten over a lot of my hatred for things like Puff.
Sucks to be you. I always schedule it so I don't have hours on Fridays.
Yeah, I can think of relatively few things that really trigger me and make me uncomfortable. Besides the usual social anxiety and shit like that, of course.
>>719656522
okay, yeah, snakes have an awesome aesthetic. i'll give you that right off, but they've also threatened me and my loved ones while fishing, too. grandpa had to get his shotgun. hunted that thing like an incarnation of satan.
Please I'm the one who posts quality StarFox here
>>719656713
I don't mind sheik, she's one of the handful of characters I'll play on a rotation of garbage players, I just don't see how someone could MAIN sheik. It's just not fun enough for me. Also, I only hate icies, samus and luigi.
Friday was the only time I have available.
Right, hard to put that in image form. The earfucking thing I didn't realize triggered me until you posted it because the thought of dick touching my brain makes me shudder.
>>719656776
no that's garbage and not cute caitlyn's is cute
>>719656732
I mean yeah if a nigga run up you blow him away that's how it is
respect the look though