Hey /b/, what's the best way to make my exes life completely

>>719642878
Quit being a little bitch, let it go, and move on.

I am. She needs to pay for what she did though. She needs to wake the fuck up and realize how much of disgusting peice of shit she is.

>>719642878
Start dating her again.

Put in a change of address to your address. Even if she/he fixes this some mail will make it to your home.
Use the information from bills to cancel his/her power and cable.
This will be a bitch to resolve and will cost money to reconnect.

Make a fake craigslist and backpage add for an escort using fake pictures and her/his number. Your ex's phone will blow up for weeks.

Set up dates on dating sites or tinder using a fake profile. Have the dates pick you up, give them your ex's address. Do this on the regular.

>>719642878
slip her heroic dose of acid
>???????
>Profit

Show her that she still controls your life and emotions. Show her how much you love her.

>>719643324
Troll? I don't understand

>>719642878
Get back together with her. Get her pregananant. She'll be forced to spend the rest of her life with you.

>>719643277
Don't actually get picked up by dates at your ex's house. Just let them knock on her door every night. She will have to explain to all of them that she doesn't want to date them. Use her picture to add more confusion.

Superglue her car door handles and keyholes.

Call her work and speak to the manager.
Explain that she sold you bad meth and you want your money back, ask for her schedule so you can come by and collect your money.

>>719643463
Call a tow company and tell them her car is abandoned and needs to be removed from its location. Preferably while she's at work.

Share her nudes, with us, right now.

Post her phone number on b along with a picture of her. She will get dick pics for days.

>>719643277
Until she start going thru with backpage (doesnt exist abymire) dates and meets her future husband from fake dating site. Also, committing felonies to fuck with an ex show how miserable you really are. Ha ha ha ha. What a fucking loser. Your family is right.

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>>719643636
None of these are felonies.
Back page still exists.
I'm not OP.

>>719642878
Marry her.

>>719643112
well you put your dick in that disgusting piece of shit, you shit fucker.

>>719643659
If you want us to believe that is your ex you must think we are very stupid.
It's clearly a porn pic with a site signature at the bottom

>>719643767
Just keeping it alive bro hammer.

File a restraining order against her, then stalk the shit out of her. Call the cops on her for violating the restraining order when she's really just going about her business.

>>719643881
Show us your ex.
I have many more ways to fuck with her.

>>719642878
Sort yourself out improve your self try and get a better job
>this is what I have done over year and half
It fucking kills her that I am better than her and the saltyness is fucking awsome

>>719643972
I'm not crossing that bridge. I'm looking for something way more humiliating and intelligent than spreading nudes. Too easy. I'm talking shit she'll never be able to overcome.

>>719644122
In progress.

>>719643178
under rated post

>>719644133
If your too much a pussy to post pictures of her then your too much a pussy to take all the advice I've given you.

>>719644133
Slip her roofies, tie her up near homeless people, put a sign on her that says she's open for anything. Vidya the ordeal. Post on chan

>>719643112
How about you not do anything petty and vengeful and just move on. You made a bad choice. The end.

>>719642878
first time i hear thet kissless virgins have exes

>>719643636
You would too wouldn't you, you putrid fucking whore.

>>719644133
well she dated you, that's probably difficult to overcome. how could she possibly move on from a whiny sniveling piece of small dick shit like you?

she has to live the rest of her life knowing she once let someone as putrid as you show her your O face.

>>719644184
That's my boy
I am single and get a fuck around twice a month when I go out and drop my standards
It sucks that I am Lonley 90% of the time but I'm better off this way

What has she done to you? Don't embelish please, only the truth

>in b4 artistic fiction blah blah

>>719644463
she fucked around on me with multiple guys and one girl.

i saw pics of their dicks on her phone when she was sleeping.

>>719644641
That's hella gay. You shouldn't be looking at dicks, faggit.

>>719644641
And your not willing to share nudes after all that?
OP is a lair and a kissless virgin.
Never had a gf just wants attention.

>>719642878
Make sure she knows how much better your life is than hers.

>>719642878
Well you've already tried dating her, if that didn't do it then I'm out of ideas

>>719644641
If she fucked around then she will most likely do it again to anyone else she dates. She will fuck up her life on her own. How old are you two by the way

Get with a chubby qt pie trap puppy

Suck her new bf's dick.

>>719644981
Kekd

>>719644641
This guys is not op. Nice try there buddy. Her crimes are worse then meddling in flesh. She is a morally bankrupt and psychologically twisted individual.

>>719645120
Explain?

>>719645193
She projected all her fears and insecurities on me. Accused me of all the fucked up head games she was playing with me for 7 months. Proffesses her undying love for me. And made me believe it. Then bailed the first chance she could. Without regret or batting an eye.

>>719643754
You would've too

>>719645463
Maybe she is trying to see if you will chase her, don't go out and find a new girl and make sure she knows you are happier with out her.

>>719645463
She is just a regular female. Deal with it. Move on, they are all like that.

>>719645615
Maybe she is trying to see if you will chase her, don't.
Go out and find a new girl and make sure she knows you are happier with out her.

Sorry bad punctuation.

Kill your self.
That will fuck her up and scar her for life.

>>719645666
Yup, they never give a fuck but if we cheat and move on it kills them inside.

>>719645666
Devils trips

Satan females chkd

>>719645666
That's the first one I've been with that was so fucked in the head. Maybe I've just had hella good luck my life. Ive never known anyone to be so god damn ass fucking backwards in the head. She's far from my first love.

>>719645193
He totally fell for her, but she felt less for him. He got clingy as fuck and she told some people. These people now think less of him, but he doesn't believe he was the way she described him, though he was.

She made him feel small, in his eyes, but in reality, and as women tend to, she merely allowed him to see himself for who he really is; he didn't like what he saw.

Then his new, or at least no longer nascent, insecurities manifested themselves to the point where he sees them plainly recognised in the eyes of everyone who knows him even a little, causing him to project his self-hatred onto them. He feels eyes on him everywhere now, because he thinks that everyone believes him to possess the flaws he himself can't shake from his own self image.

So he blames her, blah blah blah. Standard angst. He'll be fine.

>>719645957
You forgot to tip your fedora.

>>719645957
If anything I have more self worth after her. I ended it. Not her. She's still trying. I'm not.

>>719646177
I never thought I could toe to toe with the crazy as well as I did. I now realize how petty and selfish woman really are and am not turned off by the crazy ones anymore. If anything, I have less insecurities now. I always thought I didn't have what it took for high maintance.

>>719646400
Fewer.

>>719646177
Go out and fuck someone else, post pictures online and send her the links. She will get the hint. When my ex cheated on me, I went and fucked her best friend in the ass and sent her a video of it. She hates me to this day!

>>719642878
>Hey /b/, what's the best way to make my exes life completely fucking miserable and hopeless?
Getting back together with you.

>>719646441
Thanks anon

>>719642878
Start lying and stealing to still your growing adiction to heroin and crack.

>>719642878
I am going to go on a limb and say you have absolutely nothing going on in your life, and your ex is probably better off without you. This frustration gives you an easy excuse to dedicate an unhealthy obsession against her in the name if self-vindication.

Use your energy helping yourself instead of getting rabbit holed in self-loathe and regret.

>>719646540
np

>>719646819
Or I'm just bored on a lazy Friday afternoon. Thought I'd throw one out to /b/

>>719646938
exactly lol. You have nothing better to do, so you do nothing thinking you're scheming of something.

>>719646819
I don't regret anything really. Except maybe believing the look in her eyes when she spoke from her heart.

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>>719647021
Eh, I'll be entertained for an hour or so. What's the big deal.

>>719643178
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