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Help me /b

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Help me /b
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>>719634920
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrDROoJAF4I
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Alright I'll suckle on it until the swelling goes down, but only because I'm a top tier bro.
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>>719634920
So was it worth it? Was it really?
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>>719634920
KEK
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take a shower...
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>>719635018
WAS IT?? >>719634920
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Just go take a shower. It'll soften it up.
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Soak in water. Been there too, don't ask.
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its fucking cardboard. Just start from the base and rip it off lol.

Or just go watch a documentary until its flaccid again.
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>>719635155
>It'll soften it up
the dick or the tube?
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The only true way to remove it would be to light a match and stick it up your asshole.
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>>719634920
*begins sucking*
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>>719634920
>steel braided tp roll.

God tier retarded
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>>719634920
you dun fucked up.. gonna have to cut your dick off or you will get infection causing eternal bleeding
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>>719635236
Both I guess.
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It usually takes a crane to get it off
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>>719635307
>eternal
Never change
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>>719634920
If dubs light tp roll on fire and post results.
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>>719635368
Just get three other tp rolls and write 1,2, and 4 on them. Works.
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>>719635307
>eternal

Oldfag spotted. Why you still here doh?
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Open it like a roll of Pillsbury Doughboy
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>>719634920
CUT THE TUBE YOU BITCH
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>>719635132
This would work, If your not retarded i guess this is the first thing that would come to mind OP.
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Down a bottle of viagra

Cut off penis
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Cut it off
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>>719634920
soo thick
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>>719634920
That's it, man. Game over, man. Game over.
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>>719635368
Crane you say?
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>>719636675
>bottle of viagra
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>>719634920
chop the penis off
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>>719636845
>>719634920

You always were an asshole, Gorman
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>>719634920
help you with what? photoshop? youre not that bad, youll get there with some practice
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>>719637138
Barron von Trump
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>>719635132
>>719636502

i legit would have panicked and started trying to cut it with a knife or something without even thinking of doing this.

i am dumb as shit
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What's your girth op and length?

Wish I had your problem.
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kek, shoop'd
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>>719637243
Yeah taking a shower will help. Make sure it's really hot though, then finish it cold, the hot will make the water soak in the tube faster and the cold will make your dick shrink.
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Ok, you're gonna wanna get about a hundred bells. Then find a mentally retarded person, like yourself. Attatch the bells to the retard and film it. Then make bank on youtube ad revenue.
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>>719635395
your newness is showing - tuck it in
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You're gonna have to cut your dick off. It's the only way.
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>>719636850
Impressed you had that to hand
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>>719635155
The tube you retard. Wtf is wrong with you kek
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>>719635236
yes
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>>719634920
literally just water will break that thing apart
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>>719634920
The instructions mustve been unclear
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Sucks to be you OP, I'll never have that problem

>:'(
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>>719635395
Fucking newfag
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>>719634920
You should've used a full roll.
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Cut it off
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>>719639798
You got a point there.
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>>719639764
Nothing about his post he was unaware of the meme, dumbass
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Just fucking rip the roll with your fingers you troll.
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And people is wondering why trump won...
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>>719634920
Take A Hot Shower....the roll spool will disintigrate

As for your cancerous tendency to do such shit, an hero
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put water on it until it becomes soggy.

>Retard
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>>719639986
This
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>>719634920
Start hacking into your benis with a razorblade!
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Set it on fire.
Paper burns, penis doesn't.
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>>719634920
warm water you fucking idiot
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>>719634920
use the anti boner cheatcode, go flex both of your biceps 100% and hold it for 60 seconds
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>>719634920
Just cut the tube in half with one swift motion.
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>>719637138
little nigga look like Trump
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it is warped around the dick you idiots.
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>>719634920
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>>719634920
You're going to have to burn it off
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>>719641332

holy shit i made that pic like 5yrs ago
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>>719634920
oh god my sides
i tried it once as well. there are a few seconds of panic before you realize it's just a paper roll you can tear off easily
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>>719641607
Haha did you now? What a classic. I've kept it safe.
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>>719641090
That shit got me rock hard, was there something I did wrong?
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>>719638887
get on BF1 ya blond fuck
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>>719642610
you cant do it in front of a mirror, it reverses the effect if you're gay
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Flex your dick like a man, and break out of the prison.
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uuu!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ux0uYHYfJ4A

help you
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>>719634920
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>>719643210
did you really just shoop it out?
on a scale of 1 to "watching Seinfeld" how bored are you right now?
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>>719643210
kek
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>>719634920
that's a big cock
just apply water and you will tear out the paper easily
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>>719643446
if you're a bitch you apply water.
FLEX IT LIKE A MAN!
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>>719643210
it actually looks pretty small compared to the hand
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>>719643210
you did it! congrats OP
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>>719636850
This is the first thread I actually ever posted in
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>>719634920
>>719635155
>>719635236
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>>719634920
Nigger what
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>>719643210
Glad you did it man, your main vein looks kinda weird tho
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>>719634920
Look at trap porn, you'll get so hard you'll bust right through that thing.
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>>719643397
>>719643547
>>719643583
>>719645952
>what is photoshop
>what is 4chan
>hello i'm 12
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>>719635015
That's gay
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>>719643210
come on you can see he is photoshoped it off....
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the shower is literally the best solution, but flicking your testicles with your fingers is a immediate short term solution, itll make you lose your hardon somewhat

with a dick that fucking big tho why are you doing retarded shit, you could be balls deep in some cute twinks boipucci, man
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>>719646891
b& him
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>>719646891
Oh snap he took the bait
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>>719634920
Why'd you cut the roll in half?
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>>719647762
>oh snap! i realized i am an idiot. let's call it bait!!
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>>719635236
holy fuck why did i laugh so hard
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>>719646891
This has to be.bait or you're just a retard

A study indicated that you are 99.999999999999999999999999faggot99999 retarded
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Incurable. You'll have to cut your dick off.
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