What is in the bag?

>>719629840
soup

Crackers

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>>719629840

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>>719629840

Diapers, extra toupees, and portable spay tan machine.

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20TH Janurary 2017...What an amazing day

>>719629840
nuclear codes

>>719630173
why diapers?

>>719629840
Melania's wet panties.

>>719629840
looks like secret service... so pbaly a shit ton of weapons

She looked terrified stepping walking towards the church. Its happening today and she knows.

I bet this era of secret service has a defense drone ready at all times.

>>719629840
Hillary's head, plan is to present it at the inauguration to much hilarity

>>719630273
for when hillary starts shitting herself

>>719629840
Bag of /b/ dicks

>>719629840
piss and piss dispensers

>>719629840
Fetus stem cells to feed the Trumps when they get tired.

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Gallon of it

A fridge

>>719629840
pee

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Barron's hug box.

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>>719629840
The presidents book. It appears in public only once when being transferred to a new president by a cleared courrier.

>>719629840
Anyone need to catch all of America's white dregs in one place. I know where they all will be today.

guys, it's the Presidential Emergency Satchel. aka "nucular football"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_football

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>>719630251
what is the fucking deal with the stamp on all these images, i'm not really up with the fucking apps i only use skype

>>719630859
The term comes from the old days when POTUS would carry around Satchel Paige to fend off enemies.

Obamas lovechild

>>719630859
It's not. That's a different shape. And the person carrying it would be in military dress.

>>719630859
Stop trying to teach me things goddam you.

>>719631151
>it can't be put in a container
>the person wearing it would paint themselves orange

Both of your points seem stupid.

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>>719630058
>>719629840

>>719629840
phones with twitter accounts

or the kill list

ITT thread with potential and no porn inexplicably dies

(B is full of horny 14 yo with add)

Pressure cooker.

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>>719631506
Here isn't a photo of it. They wouldn't give it to a random secret service guy.....

>>719629840
Freedoms, fam.

>>719629840
Trump's supply of KFC

>>719632157
he needs to square that beret away

>>719629840
His dick and heart medication.

>>719630794
At work?

>>719632328
KEK

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Most likely a medic in plain clothes, has fat emergency med kit.

>>719629962
Thanks

>>719632445
You mean Melania's dick...

>>719629840
>>/r9k/

>>719629840
Hopefully c4

>>719629840
>>23675577

>>719629840
Another, smaller bag.

>>719630882
Ads are taking over. Everything you see here is an ad. Welcome to hell my friend

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Umbrella's and body armor

>>719632328
>>719634011
>samefagging this hard