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g'morning anon, hope u slept well. tell me why you will

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g'morning anon,
hope u slept well.
tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.
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>>719628725
cause it's friday
got a good job
and got shit to do
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>>719628725
Because the dead don't care. Its the people who I leave behind that are affected. Too many people rely on me.
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>>719628725
Actually i woke up about 6 hours ago, went to pick up my gf (who's not really my gf cause she's married but we mess around).

At my place took a bath together, fucked her before bath and after bed, and now i'm smoking a joint with a cold beer.

If thats not a reason to fucking live i don't know what is.
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>>719628970
happy friday.
>>719629016
like who?
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>>719629167
sounds cool.
is she hot ?
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>>719629195
>like who?

My mother, father, sister and her family, uncles family, boss (who is dependent on me, if I don't go to work on monday he is bankrupt), my ex girlfriend (she had a boyfriend who committed suicide and an abusive ex), couple of friends and one girl friend (as in a girl who is just a friend) who I talked out of suicide last week. Its not much, but they also affect the society around them, "Butterfly Effect" if I may.
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>>719629405
She's 34, i'm 27.. She has a kid, but delivered through a c-section as i found out. She's great, 1,50m tall (so small, tiny petite body and slim). Came here from Indonesia 6,5 years ago and got married, but the guy is an asshole.

Anyway since i got with her my life feels more that it is worth it. And before her, i drank 4ltr beer a day and smoked all day long, never ever thought this would happen to me.
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>>719629570
thats good you care about them, and they you.
>>719629579
congrats man. hope it works out well for you.
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>>719628725
maybe on monday i want to enjoy the weekend
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>>719629850
that's cool.
what's ur wknd plans, bro?
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>>719629715
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>>719629579
get a load of this faggot, in love and shit
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>>719629570
I hope you are not trying to fix the issues of everyone you love, it would result impossible to live for you
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>>719630093
More like this? Where do i find similar stuff?
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>>719628725
I have coffee, weed and tangerines. I'm listening to stuff on youtube and dicking around on /b/. It's a pretty chill day so far, why die today when I can enjoy myself instead?
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>>719630115
I've given up on living for myself so I focus on others around me. If I can be a good son, nephew, uncle, employee and a friend it is enough for me.
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>>719630308
i don't mean you have to live for yourself

i mean you can help with your relatives' issues but you have to remember that they are not your issues

i'm just hoping for this, otherwise your life is more than horrible because everyday is a constant pain
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>>719630093
more?
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Because I got a girl thats into the same shit I am calling me daddy and my erection wants to see where this goes

I wasn't even into that until I heard it from her, something about when she says it gives me life though
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mom would be sad
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>>719630005
Cousins bachelor party
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>>719628725
sauce op?
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I'm off today. Gonna play vidya games, drink vodka, and just generally chill.
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>>719628725
because i can cuddle and kiss my little sister tonight again.
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>>719628725
Life is good.
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>>719628725
I'm waiting for the man in the gifs to fuck me. No homo.
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>>719630112
whats wrong with love?
>>719630266
cool beans man. happy friday.
>>719630308
service to others is a good thing.
>>719630433
nice dubs
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>>719629715
Thanks anon.
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Because i was able to quit drugs and i actually have a business that is starting to workout and once im rolling in it i will fuck so many dumb sluts and leave them after
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>>719631534
keep up the good work man.
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>>719630093
Love to know what shes saying - hot
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>>719628725
Because I'm happy with my life and have all this fun stuff to do.
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because there is no glory dying outside a battlefield.
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>>719628725
because if i kms i cant shitpost on /b/
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Cause I have a job and a lot of things to do... also I have a booty call tomorrow... and she's hot as hell!
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>>719632194
Are you a viking anon?
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>>719631269
Source, please
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>>719628725
Sauce it Taboo 2. Great movie.
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>>719629579
>aging, married gook with a c-section scar
She sounds like a real catch.
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>>719632306
all vikings are dead
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>>719632194
indeed
>>719632256
correct
>>719632308
none
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>>719632572
Nah, they live on in my blood and the blood of other Danes, Swedes, Norwegians, Icelandic and Faroe island people.
There is even a growing Asatru community.
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>>719632755

What good is your blood if your tradition has been tamed by christians?
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>>719629405
Sauce, please?
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>>719628725
Because it's FRIDAY
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>>719632951
The people wanted taming, dying violently or going to Hel were both options that most people found equally bad.
I'm not a proponent of Christianity, but I do understand how it could be considered a more peaceful alternative for the vikings who were tired of war.
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>>719633140

Tired of getting beaten you mean?
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>>719628725
sauce?
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I probably won't kill myself because I have an innate will to survive as an organism
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i like being alive. my life isn't perfect but it's pretty fun and sometimes girls touch my penis.
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>>719633289
By whom?
The vikings basically owned northern Europe and kept it through Christianity. The first King of Denmark realized that in Christianity the power Hierarchy went God>King>People.
It was a power grab when he Christened the country. They didn't get beaten, they just changed the ruling system.
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>>719633351
Taboo, a old 70's or 80's incest porno.
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>>719628725
It's fucking Donald Trumps inauguration day, the first day of the best 4 years my country has seen in a long ass time. Why would I kill myself?
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>>719631898
who is that porn star?
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>>719633652
thanks, bro
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