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>you will never have a non-mutilated penis

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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>you will never have a non-mutilated penis
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Girls tell me the only neat thing about uncut is its fun to handjob them but horrible to suck due to the smells. i would rather have a good blowjob than a handjob.
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Tbh, i just like any dick, whether its cut or uncut
Dick is great
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kind of wished my parents didn't decide on circumcision. foreskins look fun.
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>>719627522
heard about cleaning your dick?
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Foregen. Optimistically, 2019. There's hope!
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>>719627522
>penis literally destroyed by having a large part of it surgically removed for no reason
>functionality (gliding skin, protecting glans, etc.) and sensitivity are severely lost in the process
>concerned about how it smells
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>>719628026
Im hygienically circumcised. The problem is you uncuts think youre clean but the ladies say different. They say it stinks and has tiny grits in it. This is your problem not mine. Im sealed by the sign of the Covenant, yo.
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>>719627522
That overwhelming scent of jizz and musk is amazing while a thick cock slides down your throat
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I have one word: smegma.
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>>719628186
disgusting
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>>719628147
^^^^^ >not concerned with smegan build up under foreskin

>shaves pubes regularly

>does not see the problem
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>>719628272
Its a great scent though! <3
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Every single uncut guy I've been with (and as a former prostitute I've been with hundreds) thinks he's clean... Yet with one notable exception, they all stink.
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>>719628225
So should you scalp yourself to avoid dandruff build up too? You don't have to remove a part of your body to stay clean. Jesus CHRIST you're a fucking idiot if you actually think hygiene is a good reason to get circumcised.
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for everyone saying anything about smelly dick i have a question: Do you neckbeards even take a shower?
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>>719628321
End of discussion. Thank you for all your hard work. watch them all prove you right.
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>>719628404
Not the only, but one of many.
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>>719628538
Seems to only be a problem amongst amerifats, since personal hygiene seems to be ignored in the US.
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>>719627414
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>>719628225
A shower a day keeps the smeggers away.
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>>719627522
>>719628158
>>719628225
>>719628321
>>719628645
>>719628678
Probably a lot of samefag going on here, since all (You) share the same shitty opinion about basic hygiene.

Fun fact, humans stink if unwashed. This is due to sweat build up on the body creating a good environment for bacteria to grow. The bacteria that grows in these moist areas is what creates the actual smells. Certain areas of the body like your asscrack and armpits don't get 'aired out' or exposed to direct sunlight as much as the rest of your body, which allows bacteria to grow easier, and thus creates a stronger smell.

Foreskin is no different from the rest of your body, as it is a moist area for bacteria to grow. If washed regularly, like the rest of your body, it will have no smell because there will be no build-up of bacteria.
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>>719628317
Says the faggot.
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>>719628225
Oh no i could steal something, lets chop of both of my arms to protect myself.
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>too dumb to wash penis
>chop off part of penis
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if you have sex often you get no smega but then this is /b/ and you screaming homo`s havn`t seen a cunt since you fell out of one
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>>719629075
Im aware im a faggot, thank you
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Isn't it illegal in Germany unless proven medically necessary???
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>>719629132
>too lazy and amerifat
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>>719628958
3 of those posts were mine.

Heres a newsflash...the ass still stinks after a good wash. The uncut dick gets the same amount of sunlight as an asscrack.
Prostitute in this thread said yall stink.
God hates uncuts.
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GOD DAMNIT NOT ANOTHER FUCKING CUT THREAD STOP FUCKING REMINDING ME. WHENEVER I SEE THESE THREADS I WANT TO FUCKING KILL MYSELF, I FUCKING HATE BEING CIRCUMCISED, MY FUCKING PARENTS ARE GOD DAMN RETARDS FOR LETTING THIS HAPPEN. EVERY TIME I GO TAKE A PISS I'M REMINDED MY DICK WAS MUTILATED BEYOND MY CONTROL I FUCKING HATE AMERICA REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! STOP FUCKING MAKING THESE FUCKING THREADS!!!!!!!!
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>>719629132
It's not because they're too dumb, it's because their parents were too dumb.

Captcha: pick all the cars.
Jokes on them, they only had SUVs and trucks.
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>>719629224
so because a girl doesn't like your natural body odor, you should permanently mutilate your cock?

Sorry man, not buying it.
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Samefagging going on in this thread.
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>>719629224
I can understand how your ass still stinks with your head stuck up it spewing bullshit all the time.
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>>719629224
Why would your ass stink after a "good" wash?
The penis will smell if you dont rinse it with water after cumming or pissing, but no more than the cunt you're shoving your face in.
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>>719629224
Nobody's debating it, uncut cocks do have a stronger natural odor. However with that being said, why the fuck do you care what bitches think? Are you a fucking cuck? Tell that bitch to shut up and suck your beautiful uncut cock. Make her love that musky scent.
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cutfags can rage
uncut master race will be the next god
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>>719627414
I'm uncut and this >>719627522 is bullshit. Please shut the fuck up.

>>719628225
I have literally never developed smegma. Never. never in my life. I don't consider myself to be the cleanest person but I have never been dirty in that manner.
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>>719629413
Probably a couple of cutfags spewing the same idiotic "MUH HYGIENE" and bullshit they always do.
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If you're cut, please don't breed.
I'm afraid you'll mutilate your son's penis and ruin his life too.
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>>719629725
I'm gonna do it to spite you.
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>>719628147
This. If someone took a knife to my cock, the odor is the LAST thing I'd be worried about.
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love how muricans hate jews/muslims but chop there cocks up just like those infidels
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>>719629899
that's because penis-mutilation in america has nothing to do with religion.
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>>719629154
Americunts don't have it that way
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>>719627522
>have olfactophilia
>my own scent helps to turn me on
>my parents circumcised me so I have the less smelly version of my penis
Well this sucks.
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>>719629951
>>719629899
In the United States it was because of the same man who invented cornflakes.
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>>719629725
>ruin his life
Circumcised at birth, would gladly get cut once more. Yes, its more sensetive so sexual acts feel better, but less sensitive means you can go for longer. Plus, most chicks, all over the world, prefer circumcised.
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>>719630148
>Thingsthatneverhappen.jpg
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>>719629725
I'm dead set on keeping my children uncircumcised, so don't worry.
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>>719629951
Exactly, no religious reasons at all.
it's only about getting your son to not touch himself because the bible doesn't allow.....it...
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>>719630285
But anon, I do. What makes my post hard to believe?
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>>719627414
You guys are literally fucking retarded if you actually think you're superior because you're uncut. I've just never heard of 1 group of people care about dicks so much. It's like.. you're gay or something.
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>>719630259
Bullshit story. It's well known that circumcision kills 40,000 nerve endings.
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>>719630449
Is it not okay to be proud of my own non-mutilated penis?
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>>719628404
There's shampoo to help maintain dandruff. On top of that, there's an invention called soap that's supposed to help stop someone from smelling. Yet, with uncut guys, they refuse to use it.
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>yfw cutfags try and pull the """""""smegma""""""" meme
>mfw they learn that the foreskin is practically self-cleaning and smegma is only for those who never, ever shower
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>>719630148
Same, sadly.
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>>719630521
>mutilated
I wouldn't call circumcision mutilation since it's literally a small flap of skin. Mutilation would be cutting off the head or the balls.But hey, be proud of what you have. I'm not saying you can't be proud but... it gets a little weird how defensive some people get over it.
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only niggers and sandniggers mutilate their genitals
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>>719630259
>all around the world
you realize outside of (((israel))) and the US circumcision is unheard of, right
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>>719630644
Actually, foreskin does not self-clean since it's filled with bacteria due to the trapped moisture.. I mean, open up a fucking textbook.
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>>719630449
I just like the laugh at the misfortunes of others.
Is that so wrong?

Stay mad, cutfag.
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>>719628321
You think that your demographic of degenerate crack-whore fuckers is an accurate representation of the average hygienic male?
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>>719630775
>urinate
>foreskin inflates like a balloon
>retract foreskin
>no smegma
well would you look at that
you cut cunts shouldn't talk about what you don't know about
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your genitals are mutilated at birth.
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>>719630662
>cutting off a piece of sensitive tissue that serves a dozen unique purposes
>not mutilation
K.
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>>719630774
Im from straya. And if that were the case, why are uncircumcised dildos hard to find in sex shops?
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i love how yurotrucks always think about the male penis
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>>719630783
It's okay. At least I know who I am. You'll figure it out sooner or later, anon.
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>>719630662
you sound stupid, its mutilation of the genitals look up the definition
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>>719630465
And that changes what i said because?
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>>719630917
australia, like the unitedstates, is just a remote extension of the israeli caliphate
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>>719630259

Yes goy cut your dick off.
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>>719630865
>dozen unique purposes
And what would those unique purposes be. I mean, if you're going to start spitting facts, you might as well give me the sources.And you clearly do not know what mutilation means. God speed.
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>>719630917
Firstly dildos are a piece of plastic, they don't need complex moving parts like foreskin.

Secondly America has the biggest porn industry in the world, and because so many Americans are circumcised, sex toys will be circumcised too so it looks like the one in the porno.

...it's a weird world we live in.
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>>719627414
I think the dick on the right is mine, I've posted dick pics like 3 times on this board and I have the same dark blue blanket in the background plus my the veins look identical to mine, if anyone knows the actual source of the pic on the right that would be appreciated
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>>719627414

You spelled "I will never have dick cheese because I'm not a faggot" wrong
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>>719631027
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>>719630935
Look up what? It took me 5 seconds to ask google and I've received dozens of articles that have stated otherwise.
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>>719630917
>Fuck yes! Another cut aussie. I am sick of cunts saying circumcision doesn't happen here! It fucking well does and is not uncommon
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>>719631027
>>719631089
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>>719630774

youre retarded
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this thread everyday. ya fags are really into dicks.
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>>719631027
>>719631179
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>>719630969
You do realise we send most sandniggers to Christmas island, which if you dont know is like Guantanamo bay, but 10x worse
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>>719631059
prove it or fuck off
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>>719631089
Oh.. see, when you said unique purposes, I was thinking about ones that actually mattered and served as a legitimate purpose. Well, into the trash your comments go.
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lol, jews
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>>719631336
>gets BTFO and has an autistic breakdown
are all americans this fragile?
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Wait, people dont actually still get circumcised in America do they? I thought that was only strict Jews LOL. Fucking comical. Cutting off part of your genetals like a fucking African tribesman wtf
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>>719631336
I don't know what you expect from me. I provided 3 clear examples to prove my point and you just discard them?

ignorance is bliss I guess
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>>719628278
Once again, take a fucking shower you sad fuck
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>>719628158
bhahaha, you tards that say that uncut dicks smell are hilarious, just wash it often, even after you take a piss and it won't stink. Had many blowjobs and never did I got a complain because I'm not a dirty faggot. Also you can compare this with a stinky pussy ,never did I encountered one
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>>719631336
Why can muricans never admit when they are wrong
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>>719631484
>falseflagging
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>>719631484
this
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>>719631336
You're a fucking idiot.
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>>719631571
because
>LE ANONYMOUS MESSAGE BOARD Xdddddd
There's no reason for him to admit he got BTFO, he's just gonna act tough and pretend his mutilated penis is completely normal.
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>>719631336

Admit it - It's degenerate!
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>>719627414
I'm absolutely devastated by my circumcision. I cannot fucking believe that 2 the people in the world that are supposed to love me, (my parents) allowed some fucking greedy Jew to hack off the most sensitive part of my body. I will NEVER FUCKING know what it's like to be a man. I cannot even experience the full sensation of a male orgasm, just a weak euphoric feeling that causes more discomfort than actual comfort. I honestly think about killing myself because of this. But then I realize that the BEST thing I could do is to simply have my own children; and if I have sons, not mutilate them. The only thing that could make me happy is to GRANT my own child genital integrity.
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>>719631503
>>719631457
I'm confused.. What exactly did you prove? You showed me advantages but your main point was unique purposes. I'm talking about life-changing, you need it to survive, purposes. Until then, your argument is invalid. I see no reason to think why those who are uncut are superior over those who are cut. I don't care if you're cut or uncut. If it looks scrumptious, I'm sucking it.
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>>719631089
>>719631232
>>719631179
Are these just bait images or am I really missing out on all of this stuff? I was told circumcision just makes my penis a little less sensitive. What the fuck man, why the hell do circumcisions exist.
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>>719631789
Stop while you're behind.
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>>719631789
>damage control
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>>719631789
>>719631756
>>719631689
>>719631609
>>719631571
I smell a same-fag.... Or it could just be the bacteria rotting on your dick.
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>>719630644 retard
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>>719631789
I dunno what to tell you man, I gave you more of a reply than you deserve, including a detailed reference of exactly what parts of the penis are lost in circumcision.

The penis is very complex device, don't act like the foreskin is just the expendable flap of skin. Circumcision is mutilation.
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>>719631945
I smell a cut kike faggit
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>>719631945
Two of those posts are mine.

Namely these two:
>>719631609
>>719631689

Check my nines.
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>>719631844
>>719631878
Stop what? I'm not stopping until you prove your point. I get that you conveniently had those images saved because you've obviously have had this argument many times (sad, quite frankly) but until you can prove to me WHY you think being uncut serves an actual advantage over someone who is cut, I've won.
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>>719629224
AHHAHAHA LOOK AT THIS MAD CUCKED CUTFAGGOT
KEEP BEING IN DENIAL ABOUT YOUR MUTILATED KIKED COCK YOU FREAK
-A clean uncut
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>>719632124
Those posts aren't mine.

See:
>>719632035

I'm one of the only people in this thread acting like an adult so don't sperg out just because other people think you're being an autist.
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>>719632124
>THIS LEVEL OF DAMAGE CONTROL
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I'm honestly so fucking pissed off about my circumcision. I envy foreskins. What should I do?
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>>719632035
It's not mutilation. Do you understand the definition of it? I understand why you would think that, but unless the penis is damaged in a way that prevents it from acting as normal, than it's not mutilation.
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>>719628906
/thread
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>>719631759
If you want to feel the "full male orgasm" so bad then try anal, also your parents were probably told by the doctors that it would help you so don't only blame your parents.
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>>719632182
I'm not sperging out. I'm actually calm, myself. Notice how I am not calling anyone names. I asked for a legitimate answer and I have yet to get one.
>>719632239
I'm good actually. If I were any calmer, I'd be levitating.
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>>719632276

"According to the children’s ombudsmen of the Nordic countries, male circumcision is a form of genital mutilation and they’re fighting to ban the practice. Representatives from Denmark, Sweden, Iceland, Finland, Norway, and Greenland all recently met in Norway with doctors and surgeons who agreed on one thing: the fight for the right to keep foreskin.

In a campaign, which launched in September, they concluded that the procedure is in conflict with the UN Convention of the Rights of the Child, which says, “Children should have the right to express their own views and be protected from traditional rituals which may be harmful to their health.”

In other words, the boys should wait until they’re old enough to decide for themselves. This all began when a 16-year-old Icelandic boy asked if his parents had the right to circumcise him when he was a baby. The matter was brought to the attention of Iceland’s children’s ombudsman, Margaret Maria Sigurðardottir."

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/is-male-circumcision-a-form-of-genital-mutilation
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>>719627522
Please clean your dick, man. Being cut is not a good excuse to forgo basic hygiene.
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>all these cutfags desperately trying to defend their mutilated penis
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>>719632391
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>tfw uncut
Feels good, man.
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>>719632391
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ITT: Uncut and cut fags being what they are, complete fags, and a whole lot of samefags.
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>>719627522
It's only smellz
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>>719632270
kill the doctor who cut your penis
it's the only way to redeem yourself as a man
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>>719632458
Nah fuck that man. I'm cut and absolutely despise having a Jew dick. Fuck Male Genital Mutilation!
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>>719632566
ITT: a nonny moose who contributes fuck all to the thread
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http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/a32417/sex-talk-realness-circumcision/
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I consider suicide on a daily basis because of my circumcision. It's not the only reason, but it's one of the biggest reasons. I feel like I could make a statement by saying I killed myself over circumcision... at least then maybe my life would have a meaningful impact on the world.
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>>719632730
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>>719632730
I feel you brother. I get very upset when I think about my circumcision. But it still feels extremely good when my girlfriend licks my frenulum. So that kind of keeps me going lol
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>>719627414
op dreams about this every night.
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>people say girls complain about the smell, so you should get cut

Obviously they've never smelled their own pussy after a days work?

It's literally worse than an uncut cock, I'm bi and have experienced both.
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>>719628225
>>719628278
>>719628944
>>719628278
>>719629139
>>719629502
>>719630644
>>719630826

Uncutfag here, I love it and in my country most guys aren't mutilated at birth. In fact last time I was in the USA I was congratulated and envied by a guy who was protesting about Male Gential Mutilation.
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>>719627414
You will never know your father
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>>719633569
REEEEEEEEEEEEE GET OUT S- S-STINKY DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>719627414
Ofc we'll keep our dick uncut. Not our problem if you're a stupid jew/muslim or a phimosis bitch.
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>>719629224
Basically, rat faced kikes too lazy to clean themselves.
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>>719627414
cut dicks are fat superior and 10x more succable because they look better

also skin tone/texture/dryness has nothing to do with cut vs uncut you autist
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>>719634985
> skin tone/texture/dryness has nothing to do with cut vs uncut you autist

That's why you have a multicolored cock
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cut dicks are for sandniggers
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>>719634985
Uncut erect cocks look like erect cut cocks.
Your succable argument is wrong
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>>719631759
> cannot even experience the full sensation of a male orgasm

do you realize that your dick is incapable of giving you a full orgasm

your gspot is in your ass. this is why gay is the superior sexuality
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>>719635098
coming from a guy whos succ'd both youre wrong
>>719635038
I don't have a circ. scar
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>>719635159
>so much fantasy

I had the skin removed from the tip of my finger.
No scar, can't even tell
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>>719635159
It's not about a scar, it's about 2 different kinds of skin tissue.

You have a multicolored dick, and I'm quite sure you do have a scar.
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>>719627414
s-shuttup!
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>>719629224
>god hates uncuts
>all mammals are born uncut
>god hates mammals
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>>719630752
>when poor niggers shitting on the street are more scientifically and morally correct that you
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Been uncut all my life and my skin is so fucking tight it constricts my head and cracks during sex, getting cut soon, fuck being uncut

>feelsgoodman
>>
>>719630752
Well i can assure you that your map isn't 100% right. Montenegro, Serbia, and Macedonia are predominantly Orthodox countries, which rarely or if ever circumcise their children. Of all my friends, not one of them is circumcised, and i have never met anyone who was in my entire life.
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>>719630752
20%-80% is a huge window.

This need to be updated because I know at least Aus is down to 50% or below.
>>
I showed the picture to my wife and asked which one would she suck. She replied the pretty one (cut).
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>>719635262
No fantasy you absolute spastic. Just had a reputable doctor do it.
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>>719635341
I'm quite sure you're wrong and have cancy
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>>719635752
Then you have a medical reason for it.

Cutting parts of babies dicks off because jews said so isn't cool
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>>719627414
the uncut one looks slimy and smells like funky cheese.
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So glad im uncut. Amerifags don't know the joy of an intact dick
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With foreskin you can catch your cum without making a mess of her hair, your're in a nice restaurant remember?!
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>>719636034
>>719636073
Your dick.is scarred and the end is a different colour than the shaft.

It's a fact of circumcision you idiot's.
You may not know any better, But even a perfect cut leaves a scar, and gland tissue is different to skin tissue.

Pretend more fantasyfags
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>>719629139
topperKek
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>>719635494
God is the fantasy assfucker in the mind of mentally retarded. Mutilating babies for some pathetic control regime called religion should be punishable by whipping!
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I was cut as an infant, and while I really don't care personally, me and my wife have already decided that our children will not be circumcised in infancy, because it should be individual choice, not something forced by parents. Also she prefers cut cock from uncut cock.
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>>719636830
Good call
I can't understand how it's even legal anymore.
It's cosmetic surgery on infants.
If it happened to baby girls it's be shut down instantly.

That patriarchy though
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>>719637086
It's legal because of makeup companies. They need skin to test on so they can put the label "no harm done to animals etc etc" so they cut a deal with hospitals to pay up to $1000+ for a foreskin
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>>719627414
rekt
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>>719627414
cutfags will never experience an orgasm like uncutfags because there are more nerves in an uncut sinep
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>>719627414
I will never deal with smegma.
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>>719637438
You're half right.
They actually use the foreskin as ingredients in the makeup.

It labelled as things like collagen and dermacells, But it's actually liquid foreskin

They get paid to chop it, then get paid to sell it
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>>719628147
Oh you sad, little man. It doesn't matter what you believe. Enjoy your sack of dick cheese. I hear the ladies love it.
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>>719628026
Apparently a lot haven't.
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Serious question.

Why have we had this thread every single day for years? Why does /b/ never get tired of arguing about circumcised dicks?

Like seriously if we knew eachother IRL I could come up to you with a photo and be like "Remember this anon? 5 years ago we started arguing about circumcised vs uncircumcised. And after all these 5 years our views have evolved so much and i've gotten to know you so much better. Thank you for spending these 5 years arguing about uncircumcised dicks with me"

Like this is autistic as fuck
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>>719638186
haven't had dick cheese since i was about 10 years old because i shower... want to come up with another disadvantage of being uncut?
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>>719638186
How can so many faggots not understand the concept of showering?

Don't try pulling that unplanned sex line.
You should still clean your dick before sex.
You know how she disappears into the bathroom before sex... guess what she's doing?
She's cleaning her stinking vag you.moron.

Oh wait..
You don't know anything about showers Or sex.
My mistake... keep being a retard
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>>719638186
>too lazy to pull back foreskin for 5 seconds during shower
>better cut it off
>oh wait I never had a choice because my parents are cucked by kikes
>better defend my mushroom tip
Nice logic
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>>719630774
Fucking retard. As if muslims don't circumcise their children...
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>>719638524
>implying they're not subhuman
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>>719627414
I know that. It wasn't my choice, man. Why does everyone have to put down and belittle a decision that I did not make? I have confronted my mother on the issue and expressed my contempt for her actions at my birth. I almost lost my damn mind when she told me why she did it.

>I didn't want anyone to think you were jewish

So how about we all just decide to have some compassion for the majority of men who had no say in the matter.
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>>719638397
>>719638451
>>719638487
Lol, so much mad. You guys aren't getting it. Nothing you say makes me wish I had what you have. You can keep making these threads, and all it will do is reveal insecurities.

Stay booty bothered, it's working well.
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>>719639213
No post you replied to seems mad.

But it appears you are the kind of retard that has to post an image with every post so nobody cares what you think because you're retarded.

Yes Timmy... everyone's mad
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>>719639213
>implying I'm bothered.
You do understand I could go get cut this instant if I wanted to, right?
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>>719628321
PROSTITUTE!!!! nuff said your think real man go to a whore?
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>>719632276

Now its just full blown retarded.
>Emos cutting Arms, legs, chest etc. But not deep enough to kill/damage nerves. Just some Skin taken away and scartissue forms
Naaaah its not mutilation.
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>>719640083
He's defending cutting baby dicks.
Did you really expect him to make sense?
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