>be me
>Straight
>want to bang feminine penis bois
>Download Grindr
>Look for femboi's
>Can't find any good looking fembois
>All of them look like fuglies
>Keep getting messages from fat hairy men
>"You have to buy Grindr to view more men"
>Quit Grindr
How can one fuck a majestic creature like a femboi?
I can't find them at all. Women are easy to fuck. They are a dime of dozen but feminine penises are extremely rare to find.
What do?
Also Feminine penis thread.
>>719626764
bumpo for interest
>>719626764
fuck is wrong with you fruitcake
>Go to craigslist casual encounters
>Search t4m
I don't know about where you live, but most of those posts around my area are just feminine crossdressers and not trans
>>719626764
They only exist in photoshops, filters and angles, or as custom-3d printed sex androids. Kill yourself now.
Is grindr global? If so, is it good or reliable? I want to service dick
>>719626764
>Straight
Lol
>>719626764
>straight
>wants to have sex with men
One of those things isn't true.
>>719626764
straight.. yet want to fuck a guy in the ass..?!? ohm
>>719626764
idk about others but i tried grindr a craigslist and never find anyone on there except for old chasers, maybe try out the zeemaps from (4+4)chans /cuteboys/ board
>>719626764
It's not straight
you are gay.
>>719629020
Feminine penis is not gay, bud
>>719629134
Anyone can be a feminine faggot in their personality
personality differs from gender
It is gay
>>719626764
If your brain is screwed for example to think this image isn't man to man sex you're fucked in the head.
I've only ever been able to find one dickgirl in my area. I've talked with it a couple times and it's totally willing to fuck. It's also open to being both top and bottom... I dunno I never worked up the nerve to actually do it.
Should I?
>pic related
>>719630417
ITT faggots
Im on the other side of the problem but still gibd Grindr and the like fucking trash, never could find a decent looking man there, which should be in theory easier to find for a feminine guy than vice versa. Best bets I've had was anonymous imageboards and social networks.
Attaching a facepic for some credibility.
>tfw qt femboi
>tfw no straight guy to pound my boipussy
>consider suicide
>>719631164
>gibd
Find,
holy shit, phoneposting is embarrassing
>>719631235
Looks like it.
Ive never used grindr but finding a decent guy is hard as hell, yeah.
The ampunt of FAT LOSERS that are on gay hookup and gay dating is horrible.
Even worse are """gay""" FTM trannies
Fuck off retard whales, you aint got no dick.
>tfw fat people ruined fat people for me
>way to go fat people
>you're as obnoxious and disgusting in personality as your looks and weight
>>719626764
Why would you want to?
a "femboi" still makes you a faggot. Don't be a faggot
>>719631384
The easier it is to join some community the more of a cesspool it becomes. And Grindr is as accessible as it can get nowadays. Best results would be by getting acquainted IRL, but for many that's a no-no.
Feeling sorta frisky, might share of my private photos as well I guess.
>>719631536
sauce?
>>719626764
Start with thinking about where you are located. Then think about how far you are willing to travel and how much you are willing to spend on your fantasy fulfillment.
You may just want to bite the bullet and take a little sex vacation to someplace where you can find craigslist ads that meet your tastes.
>>719631217
Post flaccid feminine penis
>>719626764
Also, OP, I'd never go after someone who claimed themselves to be "straight". I had very awkward experience where a guy after all the dirty deeds fell into prostratuon in a "what have I done way" and I had to calm him down. Never fucking again. Admit that you're at least a bi and accept it first
>>719631536
Sauce?
>>719631636
No anon, dont be a degenerate.
I use okcupid, i dont really have much time to social between work and all the friends ive made so far in life live too far from me.
But ive been visited and like by,
>fat faggots
>fat faggots who dont care about their appearance
>fat faggot with downs
>fat beta faggot
>fat opend relationship FTM transgender beast
The worst part is, my profile is written as a big fuck you SJW and disgustos at this point and they STILLhit me up.
I'm pic related level of cute but its like im just some sort of object for all of these fat faggot fucks
>>719631694
highschool boy tries to summon a succubus to lose his virginity, finds out that succubus is just a demonic job and gets a femmi boy instead of a female. succubus cannot go back to hell without completing the contract of having sex with the summoner, but the summoner does not want sex with a boy
>>719631777
Check'd and no.
>>719631894
Mango is caled the secret devilchan.
It is all ecchi with no hentai
>>719631934
You forgot
>hijinks ensue
>>719630976
source?
>>719626764
>Straight
>Looking to fuck a man
I'll fight cancer with cancer
BANANA, GO!
>>719631821
Fucking feminine penis isn't gay. At most your an objectophilic
>>719632085
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph578a4fbe41436
>>719632213
It is gay, they are men with women clothing getting fucked in the ass, that's gay
>>719632213
>fucking feminine penis isn't gay
(X) Doubt
I'm not the one to discern labels but I've had an unpleasant experience with "straight" and do not want to have that again. Besides, it is also possible for a spark for something more than one-night stand to happen and "straights" are almost 100% not capable of accepting this
>>719631191
damn cute face...