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Are you happy with your penis size?

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Are you happy with your penis size?
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>>719038984
yeah, thanks for asking.
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>>719038984
6.75 inches, so yeah pretty much, feels even better that it's still growing
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>>719038984
6.25"
>nope
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>>719039091
underage b&
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>>719038984
that has to be fake
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No. Mid 6 incher wish I had a thinck 8
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>>719039254
u mad blackboi?
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>>719038984
Absolutely
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>>719039254
No its real
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to everyone thinking about sending you penis size:
pic with timestamp and ruler
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I'm not happy with my life
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Is there a standard way to measure your dick? I get it anywhere between 7-8 inches
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>>719038984
i just..... i can't. the fucking racism here. you people are ill literally shaking right now..... wow.....just. just wow. literally unbelievable. ill never understand this......place. it feels like after the past 2 weeks i have been here it just seems to get worst and worst..... blatant racism child porn spam animal abuse anti semitism holocaust denial woman hating homophobia fat shaming off topic adult cartoons the list goes on and on....... the n word literally hurled around like it was a casual insult...... are there even moderators to control this insane place??!!! disgusting.....are you even "humans"? or just jaded pieces of SHIT??!! i see why you people are callled the sewer of the internet...
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>>719038984
hell yeah, 7 x 5.75
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>>719039817
Not much girth. A bit pathetic really.
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Cant suck myself, so no. Not happy.
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>>719038984
No. But then again, I'm not even happy with my life, let alone my dick size.
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>>719038984
not particularly.
I wish I was a girl
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7inches so yeah, but it's bent downwards and i hate that :C
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>>719040474
Don't we all...
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>>719040585
I don't wish he was a girl, stop generalizing
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>>719039091
>>719039190
>>719040574

pic or didn't happen
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>>719040474
true
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I've never had sex, and it looks normal, so there isn't any cause to complain.
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>>719039254
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7.25". Yeah. Pretty happy, thanks for asking bro!
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>>719040760
How about you stop telling me what to do, nigger.
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>>719040919
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>>719038984
6.6", but obviously it could always be bigger, thicker or what not. Insecurity is a bitch.
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>>719038984
Dam sun you eatin good taco Bell shit or wut HAHA
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8.2 inches, pretty happy actually :)
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My left hand is happy with my dick...it's what I have so I work with it everyday. It get hard on demand and pumps out goo 2or 3 times a day. Pic related
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>>719038984
yeah fits in my hand perfectly
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>>719038984
If you became a tranny they'd have to invent a new gender cause after the surgery you'd still be half a man
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>>719038984
I'm very happy with my big black cock. The white bitches never ever complain, they always complement cock on his stature.

Being black has so many advantages.
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>>719041283
> fat dude chilling in a basement pumping goo
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>>719038984
My dick is too big for the girls I date
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I like the way it looks but the size meh who cares
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yea, 6.5 inches. it gets the job done and above average so i can't complain.
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>>719038984
I don't care.
I'm going to be using my hand either way.
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>>719038984
yeah
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>>719041466
Yeah, it's pretty hard to stick even a 1 cm cock inside something with only a painted hole.
I can see where you're coming from, Anon
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>>719041414
Right on brother. I have also never been disappointed in my cartoon-sized afrohatian dick that is well above the capacity to bring any innocent young or married white upper middle class female or budding female to their breaking point in the pelvis region. I usually don't wash to keep the scent on. I am always complimented on my strength and animal like reflexs and my ability to really just pin someone down by their neck in way in which they feel they will be very brutal killed if they show signs of struggle. They usually cum more than and it gets hard to fill their womb like I usually do.
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>>719039540
Looks like one of those seals that hit the glass at the aquarium.
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I happy with it in the sense that 7 inches please my ego but it's actually not all that great because most girls I've fucked couldn't take it all
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>>719041831
Have you tried dating someone who is not your student?
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>>719041822
/thread
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>>719041917
I'm a student myself so actually no, I've only fucked students
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>>719038984
5.5 in not mad. I can still fuck a chick and please her.
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Not at all 5.5-6 x 5
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>>719040474
please remove yourself from the genepool
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>>719039540
Hey, it's lasso-dick!
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It's not a vagina so no
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I'm Jonah falcon and I'm not happy with it
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>>719041013
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>>719041455
>implying youre not homosexual for scrutinizing
some strangers cock
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I am, only two chicks have seen it so far but they seemed to like it
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>>719038984
Yeah. Maybe a little bigger for what i want to do with it, but my 17 cm seem ok.
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>>719040474
I know the feeling...
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I only use it for pissing and fapping anyway so I don't care
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6.8 but wish it were bigger. I don't have a pencil dick and I've never measured my girth before, but I do wish that way was a little bigger. My gf is very small and Uber tight. I hit her cervix all the time so I wish there were more that I could do, and that's where girth comes along.
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>>719041414
How's the HIV?
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I use my dick to piss and to cum. Both times my dick is in my hand, so yeah, it works. I'm happy with it. I don't give a fuck what whores think of my cock. I stay away from that devil vagina magic.
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>>719041414
Pick up the cotton boi
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>>719038984
6 inch length just wish I had a bit more girth.
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Yes, Gif related.
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Well, I will be when I lose weight.
Even though I am not just a tub of lard, I still have 2 inches covered by a fat pad down there.
I cannot wait to go from 5 inches to 7.
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>>719038984
>Are you happy with your penis size?

yes. and i don't even know the size. never felt the ridiculous need to measure my dick.
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I look pretty happy
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>>719043951
Jesus, King Kong Cock. No wonder you're happy.
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>>719044055
same here man, good luck to you
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>>719044784
Kek

It literally has it's downsides. Although nothing's perfect m8
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5.5 x 5 inches. Pretty content with it. Not particularily happy, it's just what I have.
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>>719045793
I'll bite.

What are the downsides to having a huge penis? I mean really. Every woman on the face of the earth is a size queen, and you live up to what they all want. You can split open even the loosest of pussies... you can fuck with confidence EVERY time you stick your dick in a girl and NEVER have to worry if you're good enough. You'll ALWAYS be good enough.

PLEASE... enlighten me my good SIr, what are the downsides...?
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Sometimes.
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>>719046940
"Stop no it's too big stop"
No anal
They all wanna see but chicken out once it gets to the actual action
Fitting condoms (ones that aren't too tight) are hard to come by, can't just pick them up in the drugstore, gotta order them online
No deepthroating
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>>719046940
Well, I was on the phone, but this anon here nailed it >>719047058


Especially the chickening out shit.
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>>719047058
>Stop, no it's too big stop.
Seriously?? I've never met a female in my life that would ever say something like that. They ALL want huge cocks. You're with the wrong ones bud.
>No anal.
I'm only 6 inches long fully hard, and I don't get anal either. I think most females hate that shit.
>Chicken out.
Again, you're with the wrong ones man. Every female I know prefers huge cocks over small ones.
>Finding condoms.
You wear magnums, those are readily available at walmart. You're good.
>No deepthroat.
THIS about the only downside that I can tell in your situation. A lot of girls can't do it. And this is one situation where too big IS too much.

Final summation? Seems to me there are A LOT more upsides than down. But I get what you're saying.
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>>719047533
>I'm only 6 inches long fully hard, and I don't get anal either. I think most females hate that shit
I'm 5.5x5", my gf enjoys it.
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>>719047533
>I've never met a female in my life that would ever say something like that. They ALL want huge cocks.
>Every female I know prefers huge cocks over small ones.
>I'm only 6 inches long
That leads me to believe you're awful in bed

>You wear magnums, those are readily available at walmart. You're good.
Nope, those are too tight. Length: 8.07"/205mm Width: 2.2"/56mm, so if you're girthy and long you're going to have a problem with those.
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>>719047663
You're a lucky bastard. I've never been with a girl that enjoyed anal. I'm envious.
>>719047819
>That leads me to believe you're awful in bed.
No, i'm just 6 inches. I'm not big enough. Never have been. Even my ex said I need a bigger dick.
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>>719047533
>6 inches long

I'm >>719043951
When fully hard, I'm 8.5 x 6.25.

>Seriously?? I've never met a female in my life that would ever say something like that. They ALL want huge cocks. You're with the wrong ones bud.
Wrong. I've fucked multiple girls that have actually been injured (microtears) from girth or size. Also bottoming out can hurt a girl if she doesn't like the sensation.

>I'm only 6 inches long fully hard, and I don't get anal either. I think most females hate that shit.
My girlfriend likes my dick, in all holes.

>Again, you're with the wrong ones man. Every female I know prefers huge cocks over small ones.
>hurr durr I know all femels
No you don't virgin.

>You wear magnums, those are readily available at walmart. You're good.
Magnum XLs are even tight on me.
Durex XXL and up is the only size I can wear

>THIS about the only downside that I can tell in your situation. A lot of girls can't do it. And this is one situation where too big IS too much.
I've met many girls that I can throat my whole cock.
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>tfw almost 8"x6" and I still worry every day that my gf craves a real monster to wreck her pussy. If I were legitimately small I would probably kill myself. Feels bad man.
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>>719047983
>Even my ex said I need a bigger dick.
Fucking rofl, you live a sad existence
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>>719038984
No. 4 inches both girth and length. I want at least average 7x6 incher
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>>719047997
I will cool with everything you said, until you called me a virgin. I have 2 kids you stupid fuck. So yeah, I guess i'm a virgin. How silly of me. I'll inform my kids that they're a figment of my imagination because some retard on /b/ says i'm a virgin.
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Yes, my gf is only 1.44cm, it seems big anyway
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>>719047983
>No, i'm just 6 inches. I'm not big enough. Never have been. Even my ex said I need a bigger dick.
That's just being shallow. GF has small tits (A-cups), could be bigger by far, yet I love her to the point to not to hate her boobies and tell her that she needs bigger; on the contrary, I'm loving them.

It's not your dick size, it's the girl(s) you have been were awful and most likely weren't serious, just wanted to hurt you.
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>>719048120
I don't understand your logic. How is my existence sad because my ex said I need a bigger cock? I'm 6 inches, sure it's not a whale cock, but i'm also above average so it's not like i'm tiny. *shrugs* As I said, women are size queens. So for the guys hung like whales that bitch about being worried really need to shut up.
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>>719048279
I think it's really sad that a person responsible for molding the minds of two new human beings is involved and seriously commenting in a fucking 4chan DICK THREAD??!!???

I imagine your kids will be even worse. Wonderful.
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>>719048403
>It's not your dick size, it's the girl(s) you have been were awful and most likely weren't serious, just wanted to hurt you.
Oh I know for a fact my ex's all wanted to hurt me. They did that shit with flying colors. I've never been in a good relationship in my life. All women have shit on me. It's why I have such an anger towards most women now days. I never used to be that way.
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I like it, but I wish to be a novelty sometimes

>Pic related
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>>719048440
>How is my existence sad because my ex said I need a bigger cock
Because you said, and I quote: "EVEN my ex said..."
Like who gives a shit, she's your ex. Butthurt much?
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>>719048594
Yyyeah, you should strive to look for normal-ish girls, or just go full MGTOW and shit on them, whichever fits you better. But don't count your penis size into the equation, it's the easiest thing females can comment on to hurt your ego.
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>>719048647
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>>719038984
yeah, you?
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>>719048681
When a woman... ANY WOMAN (ex, or not) tells you that your cock isn't big enough, that shit leaves a mark on your psyche. Unless you're a stone cold asshole that doesn't give a shit about anything in life. So no, not butthurt at all. It just bothered me. I'm human, I have feelings, forgive me! Jesus Christ.

>>719048782
I've always gone for the bat shit crazy type, but see.. never knew that until I had already fallen in love with them. Then the mask comes off, and the crazy cunt comes out. It always ends very badly for me. If women were honest up front? I might have a chance, but I tend to fall for bullshit way too easily. I'd kill to have a NORMAL female as a girlfriend. The ones i've dated have fucked me up mentally.
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Cock worshipping faggots, the lot of you.
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>>719049225
>I'm human, I have feelings, forgive me! Jesus Christ.
Ahahahaha, what the fuck dude
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>>719041283
How's it feel having no dopamine receptors or testosterone from abusing your dick so much?
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>>719039540
lol Brett favres dick
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>>719049338
Says the cock sucking faggot commenting in a cock thread. Go suck off your Dad, you judgmental piece of shit.
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I'm fine with my 6.5 or so (Can approach 7 if especially hard)
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>>719049688
Are you me? I'm the exact same.
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