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So 4chan I have found my moms white vibrator and green dildo

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So 4chan I have found my moms white vibrator and green dildo
Trips decides what I do with them
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>>719024919
shove in pooper
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>>719024919
Go and get an apple and a pineapple.

Further instructions to follow
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Put in mouth take pictures
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>>719024919
Apply this to it
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Ass to mouth! Masturbate while doing it. When finished rub cum on vibrator, don't clean it, just put it back.
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At the next meal, replace the salt & pepper shakers with them
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fuck that, I'm not gonna sit up all night waiting for trips. put it in your ass or don't.
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>>719025041
this. Pic + Timestamp
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What else? Putin ass
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>>719025446
Roll for this!
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>>719024919
Swallow it whole
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>>719024919
tape to your face and wait for you mom
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Shove them both up your ass.
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Put a sticky note on both of them saying you're disappointed. Leave it unsigned.
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>>719024919
use it
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Next 3 replay get the chance for it to be dubs instead of trips after that it'll go back to trips
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1 in ass, other duct taped to cock. Cum in ice cube tray. Serve fresh.
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Superglue vibrator to your family tv. And the dildo on fridge.
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Lick all of them
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>>719026633
Roll
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>>719026633
I don't have super glue would anything else work?
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>>719024919
cover it with your jizz
so your mom will get pregnant with you
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deep throat it
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>>719024919
just place them casually on the kitchne table
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>>719024919

Bludgeon your mom to death with it
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>>719024919
draw memes on them and replace them where you found them
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Dildo in ass
Vibrator on deek
Film n post
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>>719026706
Duct tape
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>>719027022
Ok will be completed tuesday as I am out of town ATM
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mail them back to her
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>>719024919
Cum on it and leave it on her bed
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>>719024919
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>>719027216
In the meantime go fuck yourself with them faggt
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>>719027276
They are at her house
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take out the batteries just to fuck with her
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re roll
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>>719024919
cum on them before your mom uses them
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>>719027565
rollre
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>>719027565
kek
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>>719024919
melt them in a pot
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>>719024919
use and post a pic
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>>719025144
Cockpineappleapplecock
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>>719024919
Steal them. Hide. Give them to her as a gift for her birthday.
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>>719024919
fuck your dad with them
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>>719027503
>what is psychological terror
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put all the way in ass. go to A&E to get it removed.
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>>719025210
this
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rec porn with it and post
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>>719026988
Rolling
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>>719027752
this
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>>719026988
roll
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>>719027818
but I already got dubs kek
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film yourself masturbating with them and then show your mum the film
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film yourself masturbating with them and then show your mom the film
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Tape them together and put some blood on them
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OP didn't even give proof. Sage this shit
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>>719026988
rolling
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film yourself masturbating with them and then show your mother the film
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Remove the batteries from the vib and leave a note taht you needed them for the TV Remote.

And that you took the rubber pickle for a school project
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rec, com in them, blow, post
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Shove 1up your asshole and masturbate and cum on the other. Record yourself and post it here
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>>719028136
roolll
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>>719028448
that
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>>719028448
do it
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Put hotsauce on them and wait for the screams
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>>719025210
THIS
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>>719024919
>rub your cum on allow to dry put back imgregnate your mum
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>>719028136
This
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>>719028136
Kek,
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>>719028448
This
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>>719028448
aaaand thos
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rub your cum on both of them
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put it back you fucking degenerate
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Picture of vibrator in ass with timestamp and picture of vibrator in mouth with timestamp.
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fuck both, post here
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put it back
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>>719024919
Cover it in icyhot and put it back.
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>>719029946
rerawl
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>>719029979
quads get
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>>719025210
This!
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>>719028448
ROLL
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don't yall newfags ever demand a pic with timestamp?

ya'll niggas postin in a troll thread
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use it dont wash it show us and put it back
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>>719028448
do eeet
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>>719030063
If you'd enjoy I'll post a pic on Tuesday when I can get it and start a new thread or continue this one
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>>719028448
this
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>>719028448
reroll
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>>719024919
Put them into the fridge... if you want to put them in your butt go for it. then clean them and put them into the fridge
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firstly, are you a dude?
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>>719031082
Yes
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>>719031389
oh fuckoff LMAO
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>>719028448
This
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>>719024919
Prostate orgasm video please
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hmm in pooper
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Coat it in a layer of high power soap/detergent
Oven cleaner if you're felling lucky.
Leave it where you found it.

Timestamp + a pic of your murder weapon as well please.

Come back tomorrow with results.
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>>719031908
reroll
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>>719031953

again
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>>719026706
Melted sour gummies. Its stronger than super glue.
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>>719028448
roll
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>>719024919
cum on it and put it back
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>>719028448
Roll
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>>719028448
Rolling for this
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>>719024919
Show them to your mom and apologize for using them.
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>>719028448
this pls
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>>719028448
Re-Roll
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>>719024919
cover them in hot sauce
wipe them gently so some stays on but isn't visible
put them back
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>>719028448
roll
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Ask her what it is and why it smells weird
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Just straight up steal it and watch her silently panic over time
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>>719024919
my mother has the same but in silver
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>>719028448
rollerino
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>>719028448
do it
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>>719028448
ROLL
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>>719024919
Coat them with tabasco to "spice" tings up
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>>719024919
Glue them end to end and pretend to be Darth Maul.
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>>719033595
Why does one of those have a bunch of massive tumors on it? what the shit
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>>719028448
this
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>>719024919
proof or it didnt happen
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