What's it like having an older sister?

kind of like having a mom except with more sex

She beats you up then tries to turn your parents against you

Awful, I had 3 when I was a kid (ones dead now) being dragged around by your two oldest sisters who compete with each other all the time over who I liked being with most was a pain up the arse

every day becomes a fight for survival, as if you were wearing a human skin and being chased by cannibals

Sucks. At least for me. My sister is a bitch and prob why I haven't talked to her in years. One of my ex girlfriends broke up with me specifically because my sister was a bitch

fucking horrible. My older sister was a complete cow, and my younger sister was even fucking worse. If they'd looked good in bikinis I probably wouldn;t have minded, but they were both ugly cunts who weighed about 210lbs each

one time my older sister held me down and removed my internal organs, starting with my kidneys

she then brought me with her to the mexican border and made me watch her selling my innards to wealthy mexican aristocrats

>>719024672
She instilled a strong fear of darkness in me, tortured me with it by locking me in dark rooms when mom wasn't there.
At night she would scare me awake, we shared our room throughout our childhood.
As long as she was physically stronger than me she would dominate and humiliate me physically on a daily basis.

Remembering this makes me really angry.

>>719024672
My older sister was always nice to me and took care of me. My older brother however tortured me on a daily basis.

my older sister taught me the true meaning of love

>>719024672
Good. We are a very damaged family and she is my only comfort. We now live together as more or less a married couple, outwardly seen as "sibling room mates" who don't really interact with our family.

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it's fucking awesome

>>719024672
Pretty fucking horrible

ages 1-10 she is a bigger role model, protector
ages 10-18 she becomes narcasistic and turns your family against each other
ages 18-30 she is bitter at the world and of you, berates you brings you down and expects the world in return

TBH rather be a only child

>>719024672
bags of sand

she hasn't left her room in 12 years
it smells bad near her door idk whats worng with her
our parents stopped bringing her food a while ago too i wonder what she eats

>>719024882
>>719025011
pretty much this

we had a blastic bowling kit and she set the pins up in front of the refrigerator and then used me as the bowling ball.

great when she leaves her used panties lying around

>>719024672
>What's it like having an older sister?
she'll be given the nicer gifts.
she'll get the better car.
she'll get all the love.
you get to bate while stalking her friends.
if you're lucky, the friends would tease with a flash here and there.

>>719025503
forgot she threat u like a retard

>>719024672
>boy nipple

MODS MODS MODS

>>719025424
sooo you fuck you sister? stories please anon

>>719025185
Lmao

I think its great she gives me advice for girls n shit also when she has a boyfriend who is chill they hang out with you or play games with you when youre young
I have 1 older sister and sometimes wish i had a bigger brother too though but its nice

>>719025557
Uh what

>>719025611
on the flip side
she was a protector in school, and she was popular
so that made me popular, and the older guys that liked her were always nice to me and protectors as well.

>>719025917
sheltered baby.

i remember one time i dared my sister to jump from the roof and she did it haha absolute madman i miss you sam im so sorry

>>719026046
>kek
i didn't complain

>>719025633
>she'll get the better car.
You wot m8?
>2k17
>still not buying your first car with the money you earned

>>719026087
Whats it like having your 'protector' get shagged by every 'older guys' night?

Not trying to flame or anything, genuinely curious. Never had older siblings.

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Amazing :)

>>719026201
what made you think that she did?
They were just guys that liked her, and figured if they were nice to me they'd be able to get with her lol.

>>719026153
>because someone at 16 is going to earn enough money with a part time job to buy a better car than the spoiled sister that's given something brand new
you didn't think this through, did you

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when i was like 9 i used to try my kung fu technique on her head

Many glasses were broke
Many laugh were done

>>719026244
you can tell he wants to sit up front instead lol

>>719025626
Pic of said?

>>719026342
just admitted to being underage. mods - b&

>>719026414
don't live with her no more but you could always find them lying around in the bathroom or by the washing machine

>>719026301
Maybe everyday was too much. Even once or twice. My ma died when I was about three and dad was an exsmack head, I've never had to go through having someone I loved in a way where I wasn't gonna shag her, get fucked by someone else. I imagine it would be like, since you're locked off shagging her, so is everyone else, so you get feisty when they break the rule?

>>719026153
>Implying everyone can get to work on foot

>>719026654
i have no idea what you just said.
but basically, no i didn't get jealous when she had bfs if that's what you're asking.

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>>719026394
Ha! Nah, that's just what he looks like all the time tbh :)

>>719025503
This is pretty much right

>>719025326
sounds hot

>>719026201
every girl you "shag " is someone else daughter/sister ..and your sister might also be the dreams of many(if she is not total ugly).. this is human race we all are one big family .. try be social and not antisocial abnoxious thirdworld taboo assholes

>>719024969
Did they take turns pegging you?

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>>719027119
That's not really what I was gettin at innit ya dopey fucking cunt. Let's fly for five, ye?

>>719025557
She is probably dead.

>>719025395
Basically this. Woes of being of the youngest.

>>719025295
this happened to me once, too

>>719026699

Nice double dubs

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>>719024672
Pretty great once you've trained her properly

>>719029652
I hope your neckbeard creator dies in a fire.

>>719029615
more?

>>719024672
too old

>>719025398
Story?

>>719029615
Ewwwwwwwwww

Had some of the best times with my sis and I don't mean sexual. But my sis is cool af and has a wicked sense of humour she's good people

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>>719030169
>>719030830

>>719030939
Nice, stories?

>>719025295
yeah same here, that shit sucks

>>719029615
Her pussy looks like it's had a stroke. Take her to hospital immediately.

>>719025295
I hate when they do that

I don't have a sister but if I would have it would have been like the flower in the attic book.. My life sucked and my parents hated me, I was infatuated with my female cousin. I watched her a few times shower and pee I was very young.

Me and mine got along fairly well once we hit teenage years. Even before then we mostly got along.

She recently moved out of home and I miss her a bit. Used to clean her car together and she'd give me lifts everywhere cause I'm too lazy to get my licence.

>>719031624
WouldFuck/10

>>719031624
>kesha.jpg

>>719031624
Moar?

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>>719031624

>>719032705
is this your sister?

>>719024672
got more?

>>719032705
share that right now, man, I beg you

I loved it because when we were younger she'd have her dancer friends over and they'd be naked all the time while doing homework and doing girl shit. I saw so many boobs in high school thanks to her

>>719024672
mine taught me there are a mega fuck ton of bull shit rules that should be broken because I should give a shit.

>>719024672
She's chill, can be a little moody at times but in general I like her. I got to fuck her best friend so I'm glad she exists

Never had an older sister. I was pretty close with my cousin and we even shared a room for a few years. I've always been pretty obtuse when it comes to someone offering up a piece, and she may have been a lot of the time. She lived in my room and slept in my bed RIGHT when puberty was REALLY taking over my brain, and I clearly recall several occasions waking up hot-dogging each other. She almost definitely would have been down for more, and I seriously needed a large neon FUCK ME sign with "no seriously, go for it!" blinking on the side to get the message.

To this day though, I still hump the air in my sleep, or at least I am told I do.

>>719033423
Beta faggot.

I always wanted a little sister. If I have a daughter before a son, I will make sure her teasing stays within reasonable limits. Anything malicious will earn her a spanking, in front of her brother.

>>719033789
this is why u wont ever have children

>>719033687
Probably was more Christian at the time than anything. Sex before marriage was a taboo thing to me, took years of casual sex to get over myself.

>>719025185
Same here. My sis is like 190 lbs, with fat legs and a belly. When she was 12 she looked ok, but then puberty hit her hard.

>>719034100
England.

>>719026436
He was talking about his past you retard. 18+ so gtfo

>>719034100
need more like this

>>719024672
I didn't have an older sister, but my much younger sister was way more mature than me due to our stepdad being a total shitbag and regularly molesting us and our two half-brothers (his children). She got the worst of it (being female). We pretty much raised our little brothers since Roger (stepdad) was too busy being a worthless shitbag and my mom was too drunk to stand up 90% of the time. Our dad dying really took a toll on our family.

Being almost 5 year older than her and watching Roger do what he did, I also did the same things to her but I wasn't a complete dickhole and she doesn't blame me (I'm now 23 and she's 19). I have custody of my little brothers (17 and 15) and am working to support them. My sister works and goes to college. Trying to get a good degree so that she can support them while I go to college.

Tl;dr fuck my stepdad, he ruined me and my sisters life for over a decade until I was finally strong enough to knock his ass out.

>>719030939
more? lol

>>719024672
I suppose it's different for everybody. Mine is an amazing person. Growing up she was like a best friend, confidant, babysitter and rival all in one. I wish I wasn't estranged from my family but shit happens. I think I know where you were trying to go with this, but no, incest is not wincest.

>>719034337
no. lol

>>719024672
When me and my older sister were little we would play a game where we pretended to be cats. Run around on all fours and shit. One day we where going down the hall and she suddenly stopped. I was going full speed and couldn't stop so I went face first into her ass and she cut a huge fart right in my face. That's what it is like having an older sister.

>>719033044
Foh with that bullshit

She used to be a pagan and a lesbian and then she converted to christianity, spent a few years with absolutely no money, literally begging people for money on facebook. then she suddenly got married and now has a kid.

>>719033789
please, for the sake of all of us and your children, don't ever have any children, you disturbed individual

>>719034464
do you fap to the memory of it?

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It's great.

>>719035488
post moar

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>>719035726
Phone is about to die

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>>719035780
She clearly knows she's being watched

>>719024672
not as fun as having a little sister but still a good source of free boobs when your little

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>>719034100
This picture is very English

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>>719035894
No, but what makes you say that? I half wish that were true though

the blowjobs are amazing

>>719036097
Taking too long to undress, she's teasing (and sucks at it)

>>719036171
I like to think you're right, but still disagree. Sometimes she knew I would be able to see her, like the pic of her sitting on the bathtub, but this was not one of those situations

>>719036097
Make America cum again

>>719024773
fpbp

>>719036097
anything ever happen between you two?

>>719036791
Nope. Phone is dying, I'm out.

>>719036912
Good. We didn't like you anyway.